Massage Parlor Reports

**MuffyTheDiver** · 06-12-15 07:42

Originally Posted by FlyDangler [View Original Post]

Oh gawd, more of the human trafficking bullshit being used as an excuse. When will Cranston follow suit?

The end is approaching very quickly gentlemen! Get your fix in while you can, this band of extremely dangerous snake charmers will be sent packing back to there homeland (Flushing) soon!

**Doodle12** · 06-12-15 07:33

Can any one tell me about Opulence? I like to occasionally mix it up and their back page web site shows some pretty girls. Is this a massage only or do they go above and beyond? Thanks.

**Doodle12** · 06-12-15 07:27

After reading ad in Backpage thought I would give Sun Massage a go in Cranston. Went in and looked a little grubby but thought what the hell. The woman in her 30's-40's came in and I thought she was the cleaning lady. She was wearing old clothes and had a cold and was continually sniffling and leaving room to blow her nose. I should have left but I was already on table and paid so I stayed. I left with out tip because it was so bad and I thought she was going to chase me down the street. I will never go back to this dump again.

**HappyDave** · 06-11-15 23:53

Fit Main and Pleasant ten pm both dark and locked. Dropped in FE drew cherry. Very cute little spinner with A's. Shower standard, massage standard. Tease ok. Offered HJ, BJ FS. Got nude HJ was very nice and unrushed. Gave. 8 tip, all smiles way out.

**Jack A Dogov** · 06-11-15 20:34

Originally Posted by LatinHunt [View Original Post]

After what I went through tonight at harmony, calling Cici at Main "pretty good" is like saying, wayne gretzky was a pretty good hockey player.

Oh for chrissakes, really? Comparing an amp girl to Gretzky? Ever hear of YMMV? Nevermind, you win. And by the way compared to Bobby Orr, Wayne Gretzky was a pretty good hockey player.

**Bozscaggs** · 06-11-15 19:42

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**Fly Dangler** · 06-11-15 19:01

Originally Posted by CallMeIshmael [View Original Post]

Just follow the link:

http://www.providencejournal.com/art...NEWS/150619867

Oh gawd, more of the human trafficking bullshit being used as an excuse. When will Cranston follow suit?

**Deflator** · 06-11-15 15:25

My info is that they are considering measures I view to be draconian. Things like having a government issued I'd and recording the info, semi opaque doors, no nudity etc. Irony is that the ACLU will oppose it.

**CallMeIshmael** · 06-11-15 05:40

Just follow the link:

http://www.providencejournal.com/art...NEWS/150619867

**Member #5912** · 06-11-15 05:15

Originally Posted by JackADogov [View Original Post]

What's wrong with "pretty good"?

After what I went through tonight at harmony, calling Cici at Main "pretty good" is like saying, wayne gretzky was a pretty good hockey player.

Here's another one to avoid! Tiffany at harmony. She's a new girl who is cute but if you are like me and want a rub as well as FS then she's not for you. I'm starting to learn of this new spa model creeping into the scene. Basically girls who can't do a body rub to save their lives. Sure they do the FS but If they can't do a rub and their attitude sucks to boot, it's a real turn off.

Tiffany starts telling me she's not a masseuse. That catch's my ear because I've heard that line from a bad provider before. After a feeble attempt at a rub, combined with me not digging her attitude, I've had enough. At this point I don't want anything from this chick, rub wise or sex wise. I get the mamasam involved but after a quick haggle session I leave without getting reimbursed. I'm out $60. I should have chose one of the other two girls who I know were sure things for a good time. They both have great attitudes and at least one gives a good rub too. The other at least tries. I just like variety and wanted to try someone new.

Good luck.

**Jack A Dogov** · 06-10-15 21:33

Originally Posted by LatinHunt [View Original Post]

I'm surprised you say her massage was "pretty good" because she goes down in the record books for me as giving the best rub ever.

A 90 minute session with the mamasam in the house is impressive too!! I got a 90 minute session when the mamasam was away but not when she was there. I went a little over the second time I was there and she was waiting at the door.

I re-read my review from late last night and I guess I should clarify the "no roaming" statement I made. In all fairness I did actually get some OTC roaming up and down and even a little UTC roaming below. It was so minor though it's not even worth mentioning, hence my "no roaming" statement. I can't really get too excited about otc roaming. I guess I'm so used to the FS girls that when I get a pruder jack shack girl it's going to be an adjustment. What turned me off is that she wouldn't take off her top and she wears a bullet proof outfit so I couldn't get any breast play which is kinda what I like. Hopefully they will be fully staffed soon.

What's wrong with "pretty good"? It means somewhere between better than average and great which seems like a positive rating to me. I enjoyed it quite a bit and almost dozed off once or twice. I've had better and I've had worse. The one she gave me was well above what many AMP girls give but it was far from the "best rub ever" for me. If it was for you that's awesome for you.

I did not say I had a ninety minute session. I said I was inside the spa for ninety minutes. However except for Susie who shorted me on time, I have almost always gone over the hour with the masseuse here without any complaints from the girl or Kim. Maybe it's because I am a regular there.

I had UTC upstairs but only briefly as I said. Her outfit when I saw her was hardly bulletproof as access was easily gained but difficult to maintain. I've never been to a FS spa (at least not yet) but at every non-FS spa I've been to, it depends on the girl. Some allow more than others.

All of the above being said I will reiterate what I said in my original post that I would see her again.

**Tommy Anonymus** · 06-09-15 23:00

Originally Posted by LatinHunt [View Original Post]

Maybe it wasn't her. Just because you met a tall, attractive gal at Far East it doesn't mean it's Yoko.

Honestly, I doubt that was Yoko. The yoko at FE that everybody is talking about is in her mid 20's at the latest. She also doesn't cuddle. At least with me she didn't and I don't believe I've heard her doing any cuddling with anybody. With me she also wanted the $ upfront but didn't try and get more than $140. I'm not a detective but if I had $ on the line I would bet that you met somebody else. Just sayin.

I guess I left it out of my review, but I think it was Yoko because I asked her name and she told me "Yoko. " I know they recycle names, but usually not so quickly and she hasn't seemed popular enough on here that I would expect any impersonators trying to take her business.

Yes, she looks to be in her 20's. That's why I think she's in her 30's.

Basically her personality and service were good, not great. Better than her reviews led me to expect, but not likely to be an atf.

**Deflator** · 06-09-15 20:15

Meaghan. Other worldly.

**HappyDave** · 06-09-15 18:04

Originally Posted by LatinHunt [View Original Post]

Maybe it wasn't her. Just because you met a tall, attractive gal at Far East it doesn't mean it's Yoko.

Honestly, I doubt that was Yoko. The yoko at FE that everybody is talking about is in her mid 20's at the latest. She also doesn't cuddle. At least with me she didn't and I don't believe I've heard her doing any cuddling with anybody. With me she also wanted the $ upfront but didn't try and get more than $140. I'm not a detective but if I had $ on the line I would bet that you met somebody else. Just sayin.

We cuddled for a bit, was really nice as she strocked my cock she let me explore her from the tip of her head, to her cute tiny toes. Then we cuddled some more as she slowly strocked me off. She was very affectionate during and after the cleanup too.

**Member #5912** · 06-09-15 15:08

Originally Posted by TommyAnonymus [View Original Post]

Maybe she's getting to be a better actress,

Maybe she has learned the trade, perhaps with the help of feedback here or elsewhere.

Maybe it wasn't her. Just because you met a tall, attractive gal at Far East it doesn't mean it's Yoko.

Honestly, I doubt that was Yoko. The yoko at FE that everybody is talking about is in her mid 20's at the latest. She also doesn't cuddle. At least with me she didn't and I don't believe I've heard her doing any cuddling with anybody. With me she also wanted the $ upfront but didn't try and get more than $140. I'm not a detective but if I had $ on the line I would bet that you met somebody else. Just sayin.