Space Cadets

[Camera3]

Yeah, that is what I wrote in her review on the oThER site.

Thank you for the kind words.

C3.

"Princess Moonbeam".

Classic stuff C3 .

[SlammBamm]

"Princess Moonbeam".

Classic stuff C3 .

I had a fairly famous Orlando SP tell me she was saving kissing for the man she was going to marry. I gave her the nick name "Princes Moonbeam. ".

C3.

[Camera3]

I had a fairly famous Orlando SP tell me she was saving kissing for the man she was going to marry. I gave her the nick name "Princes Moonbeam. ".

C3.

What blows my mind it some of the providers will give you a BBBJ but would not kiss you. Some one mentioned that it is because of intimacy but I cannot see anything more intimate than my sausage in her mouth!!

[HobbyGuyJax]

In my opinion there is no advantage to arguing with less than mediocre providers, like the private assistant. In the grand scheme of things what she has to offer isn't worth shit. She will never reach the level of a preferred provider. Let her set her own guidelines. The market will let her know what an idiot she is.

Once again I defer to the Captain. You sir are spot on! Rhodester and SlammBamm are right there with you. Nice to see fellow selective Hobbyists with high standards who aren't hesitant to call it like it is. On to better, more elegant playing fields! Life is way too short to waste ones time, effort and play dollars otherwise.

[Rhodester]

I believe that "a Fool and his money are soon parted" may be a more apropos description, Of course they also say Beauty is skin deep, but ugly is to the bone. I for one will keep my bone away from all this hoohah.

No thanks I made my point but thanks for the hysterical or is that historical correction on "a sucker is born everyday" tamato vs tomatoe".

[SlammBamm]

No thanks I made my point but thanks for the hysterical or is that historical correction on "a sucker is born everyday" tamato vs tomatoe".

Get your facts straight. It was a critic of PT Barnum (you know, the circus guy) that said "There's a sucker born every minute. ".

Jax TANTRUM Man has never met me and shows his displaced anger to providers that have declined his offers by smearing their names on this board. (You can research that too.).

One last thing for those that have issue with the size minimum = A post from the Jax board today. You all have a fabulous week.

>>>This way to the Egress.>>>

[Cycling]

What blows my mind it some of the providers will give you a BBBJ but would not kiss you. Some one mentioned that it is because of intimacy but I cannot see anything more intimate than my sausage in her mouth!!

For me, no kissing, no deal!

[HobbyGuyJax]

We have been looking at this all wrong. You are sacrificing yourself for us larger dudes. Bless you. Please.

LMAO, humanitarians do cum in various sizes don't they? Small, medium, large, humongous and whatever size certain ladies need in order for said humanitarian to be able to reach out and touch the cause in every direction. All good as long as it gets the job done. Of course the larger the Humanitarian, the easier it is to fill a HUGE hole requiring an outrageous amount of funding just to get a once in a life time opportunity to experience what so many before you have experienced, once and only once. I mean, some less than worthwhile causes need extremely large humanitarians, perhaps even those wearing surfboards, just so they won't get swallowed up into an extra large, dark, abyss.

[CaptCondom]

Get your facts straight. It was a critic of PT Barnum (you know, the circus guy) that said "There's a sucker born every minute. ". Jax TANTRUM Man has never met me and shows his displaced anger to providers that have declined his offers by smearing their names on this board. (You can research that too.). One last thing for those that have issue with the size minimum = A post from the Jax board today. You all have a fabulous week. Originally Posted by JaxQt. Personally haven't see the first girl and I personally haven't noticed any reviews about her. She looks ok, but has that SW look about her in my opinion. If you see her let us know how it goes. The second girl, Mariah, I have personally seen and thought things were going very well until FS "began. " Honestly she's a sweet girl. If you're average sized down south, you'll probably have a great time with her. But if you're above average sized she won't even try to take you and you'll end up paying for an overpriced BBBJ. Actually I'll correct myself, she will act like she's trying for a few minutes then give up. It has been a common thing with this girl and "not being able to take it" When it comes down to it, she uses her sweetness to do less work given the opportunity. Tiny Miranda and all 90 lbs of her takes me fine with a couple minutes of patience. If you're sporting a BBC or a BWC, look elsewhere. This way to the Egress.

Providers proving your original point being doubt. PRICELESS! I for one just use the Search function and read the reviews from every place visited by Providers. Not surprisingly they all carry the same theme. As for my reviews, I am a hobbyist, it's MY money till I chose to spend it, on quality, non bitching providers and I will ALWAYS call it as I see it. For the record, I have seen this Provider before in another city. She didn't know who I was since I used a different name, email and phone number, and she contacted me later and wanted to see me again. If you want to spend a mediocre time with an overweight, middle aged woman with a hatred of men, especially highly successful ones like myself, and pay an exorbitant, no, make that outrageous fee, go for it. There is a reason hookers keep advertising and traveling the country looking for those who don't know anything about them. YMMV.

In my opinion there is no advantage to arguing with less than mediocre providers, like the private assistant. In the grand scheme of things what she has to offer isn't worth shit. She will never reach the level of a preferred provider. Let her set her own guidelines. The market will let her know what an idiot she is.

[ThePrivAsst]

No details? Don't want to out yourself? You're such a tease, Tantrum.

Providers proving your original point being doubt. PRICELESS! I for one just use the Search function and read the reviews from every place visited by Providers. Not surprisingly they all carry the same theme. As for my reviews, I am a hobbyist, it's MY money till I chose to spend it, on quality, non bitching providers and I will ALWAYS call it as I see it. For the record, I have seen this Provider before in another city. She didn't know who I was since I used a different name, email and phone number, and she contacted me later and wanted to see me again. If you want to spend a mediocre time with an overweight, middle aged woman with a hatred of men, especially highly successful ones like myself, and pay an exorbitant, no, make that outrageous fee, go for it. There is a reason hookers keep advertising and traveling the country looking for those who don't know anything about them. YMMV.

[HobbyGuyJax]

Get your facts straight. It was a critic of PT Barnum (you know, the circus guy) that said "There's a sucker born every minute. ". Jax TANTRUM Man has never met me and shows his displaced anger to providers that have declined his offers by smearing their names on this board. (You can research that too.). One last thing for those that have issue with the size minimum = A post from the Jax board today. You all have a fabulous week. Originally Posted by JaxQt. Personally haven't see the first girl and I personally haven't noticed any reviews about her. She looks ok, but has that SW look about her in my opinion. If you see her let us know how it goes. The second girl, Mariah, I have personally seen and thought things were going very well until FS "began. " Honestly she's a sweet girl. If you're average sized down south, you'll probably have a great time with her. But if you're above average sized she won't even try to take you and you'll end up paying for an overpriced BBBJ. Actually I'll correct myself, she will act like she's trying for a few minutes then give up. It has been a common thing with this girl and "not being able to take it" When it comes down to it, she uses her sweetness to do less work given the opportunity. Tiny Miranda and all 90 lbs of her takes me fine with a couple minutes of patience. If you're sporting a BBC or a BWC, look elsewhere. This way to the Egress.

Providers proving your original point being doubt. PRICELESS! I for one just use the Search function and read the reviews from every place visited by Providers. Not surprisingly they all carry the same theme. As for my reviews, I am a hobbyist, it's MY money till I chose to spend it, on quality, non bitching providers and I will ALWAYS call it as I see it. For the record, I have seen this Provider before in another city. She didn't know who I was since I used a different name, email and phone number, and she contacted me later and wanted to see me again. If you want to spend a mediocre time with an overweight, middle aged woman with a hatred of men, especially highly successful ones like myself, and pay an exorbitant, no, make that outrageous fee, go for it. There is a reason hookers keep advertising and traveling the country looking for those who don't know anything about them. YMMV.

[ThePrivAsst]

In the words of WC Fields, there's a sucker or everyday LOL.

Get your facts straight. It was a critic of PT Barnum (you know, the circus guy) that said "There's a sucker born every minute. ".

Jax TANTRUM Man has never met me and shows his displaced anger to providers that have declined his offers by smearing their names on this board. (You can research that too.).

One last thing for those that have issue with the size minimum = A post from the Jax board today. You all have a fabulous week.

Personally haven't see the first girl and I personally haven't noticed any reviews about her. She looks ok, but has that SW look about her in my opinion. If you see her let us know how it goes.

The second girl, Mariah, I have personally seen and thought things were going very well until FS "began. " Honestly she's a sweet girl. If you're average sized down south, you'll probably have a great time with her. But if you're above average sized she won't even try to take you and you'll end up paying for an overpriced BBBJ. Actually I'll correct myself, she will act like she's trying for a few minutes then give up. It has been a common thing with this girl and "not being able to take it" When it comes down to it, she uses her sweetness to do less work given the opportunity. Tiny Miranda and all 90 lbs of her takes me fine with a couple minutes of patience. If you're sporting a BBC or a BWC, look elsewhere.

>>>This way to the Egress.>>>

[FlyingScotsman]

http://spacecoast.backpage.com/Femal...f-fun/12766786

And info on Cat? Didn't see anything on the forum for her.

No, and I seriously doubt you ever will.

[TwoWheelTourer]

Missing old monger last seen driving in the back of a old folks transport van.

Goes by the name of 2 wheel.

Has not been seen on usaguide in weeks.

Known to wet himself in the presents of BP hoobags.

For more info dial **missing monger on any burner phone.

LOL! Damn brother, why a silver alert?

[HobbyGuyJax]

1) So you want to give him your home address, except it's not your home because now you live in Florida. More like a place you used to call home.

2) Okay let's say he has your old home address then what? Drive up there and say "Oh hey, your ex-husband used to be on a sex site called USASG and but now he deleted his old account and started a new one, is that true? Oh and don't tell him you know he has a new account now" Yeah okay.

3) You're saying you made a new account on a sex site so your Ex can't track you down? I'm sure if she wanted to track you down she would, you two used to be married; she knows all of your info.

4) Not sure how long you lived up there in Maryland, but a sensible person would be expected to be able to spell their own town name correctly.

1. 15.

2. 30.

3. 40.

4. Game, set, match.

Royally Spanked!!

Ouch, ouch, sir, may I have another?