The Rat Trap

**MarinaGfe** · 06-04-15 20:24

Originally Posted by TomJon276 [View Original Post]

There's a Columbia in Celebration with all the same great dishes as the one in Tampa.

Thank you I will have to check that one out. Thank you very much I soon find my way around around.

**Chris5** · 06-04-15 16:01

Originally Posted by Swaganna [View Original Post]

The JizzBelisveSucksBalls crew should start a thread " Top restaurants to take granddaughters to" . What do you think luv.

Checkmate.

Lmfao. I think that would be a awesome idea love. Top restaurants to take granddaughters to! LOL. Let the old folks have there restaurant talk. They can talk about all kind of foods and blah blah blah. BORING!

Good luck with that new restaurant thread.

**Camera3** · 06-04-15 12:19

And why the fuck is the best gyro around right in the middle of SW hell.

Mr. Gyros. OBT and 38th.

What an absolute shit hole. What a great gyro.

C3.

**TomJon276** · 06-04-15 12:02

There's a Columbia in Celebration with all the same great dishes as the one in Tampa.

Originally Posted by MarinaGfe [View Original Post]

I know I spoiled when it comes to cuban food but I have not found a really good place here in orlando yet, does anyone know have any suggestions. I know down south it little havana and tampa the columbian but I looking for a nice place close to idrive.

**PharmaGuy** · 06-04-15 11:24

Originally Posted by MarinaGfe [View Original Post]

I know I spoiled when it comes to cuban food but I have not found a really good place here in orlando yet, does anyone know have any suggestions. I know down south it little havana and tampa the columbian but I looking for a nice place close to idrive.

Love the papa's and vaca frita!

http://zazacubandiner.com/#&panel1-1.

**Camera3** · 06-04-15 10:48

There is, but you won't like where it is compared to where you are. Cubans on the Run on 17-92 near Dog Track Rd. In Casselbery is a Cuban road house kind of place. You will feel at home. The Cuban on sweetbread, black bean soup and potato balls are to die for.

C3.

Originally Posted by MarinaGfe [View Original Post]

I know I spoiled when it comes to cuban food but I have not found a really good place here in orlando yet, does anyone know have any suggestions. I know down south it little havana and tampa the columbian but I looking for a nice place close to idrive.

**Chris5** · 06-04-15 10:30

Originally Posted by Swaganna [View Original Post]

Song of the day " Big Meech Got Right". I can't attach the link due to words that are against forum rules so YouTube it, it's Gangsta.

Checkmate.

When are you coming back for a visit to Orlando? You can stay here for a few days and have a great time here.

**Chris5** · 06-04-15 10:28

Originally Posted by Swaganna [View Original Post]

I feel so bad meth mouth lost her job, NOT. Shouldn't steal your bosses wallet.

Checkmate.

If meth mouth can steal her own bosses wallet and then think he won't look at video camera then she deserved to get fired!! LOL! She did it to herself. Now she will have to move out and be broke. Pathetic.

**NedleyMandingo** · 06-04-15 10:24

Good call Vino, I ate there the night I got engaged 15 years ago, and keep going back. Tartinis on South Orange near Lancaster is also pretty good!

Originally Posted by Vino7373 [View Original Post]

There is a small Italian restaurant on Orange Ave, just North of Michigan Ave. It is called Lido's. Been there since 1970, I think. Food is fabulous and very inexpensive. You have the nice, quaint family type of atmosphere but it's still nice enough to bring a date. You actually have to park in the back of the place.

**Vino 7373** · 06-04-15 10:13

Originally Posted by Mikeebear [View Original Post]

I'm from Miami but I'm in Orlando quite often and have worked hard at trying to not have to go to all the chain restaurants that are in Orlando. On the subject of Italian, I have found a quaint little place called Il Pescatore on Primrose just south of Colonial. Good southern style. A good pizza, too. Any others? Northern? Higher end? I haven't found s Forum quite like this one anywhere.

Mike.

There is a small Italian restaurant on Orange Ave, just North of Michigan Ave. It is called Lido's. Been there since 1970, I think. Food is fabulous and very inexpensive. You have the nice, quaint family type of atmosphere but it's still nice enough to bring a date. You actually have to park in the back of the place.

**Exec Talent** · 06-04-15 10:12

In Brazil, my favorite churrascaria regularly serves sushi and filet mignon. If you are in the know you also can get fried shrimp and salmon. At the current exchange rate -- about $25 all you can eat.

**AncientOne** · 06-04-15 09:18

Originally Posted by MarinaGfe [View Original Post]

I know I spoiled when it comes to cuban food but I have not found a really good place here in orlando yet, does anyone know have any suggestions. I know down south it little havana and tampa the columbian but I looking for a nice place close to idrive.

At corner of I drive and Kirkman is Pio-Pio. Awesome food.

**FLAdventurer** · 06-04-15 08:35

Originally Posted by BuffGuy111 [View Original Post]

Thanks man! I may cook this for someone from this great forum then invite them over for an outcall so I can report both how well the meal was as well the lucky lady.

BG111.

Be sure to let us know how the meat turned out.

**Skippie** · 06-04-15 07:19

Great advice. Thinking of leaving the massage rip off even though I have back problems from spine breaking flute lessons. Haha. As per the qv deals on BP, doesn't the usually usually lure thirsty mongers in with these and how do you know the beast is not involved before you pull up?

Originally Posted by Chris5 [View Original Post]

I will share and once again my advice with Orlando mongers. This is a very frustrating city to monger in with such douche bags I have to continue to deal with. The tourist mongers are not much better than the mongers that actually live here. My advice is pretty straightforward and simple. UNFORTUNATELY I feel that you assholes once again will not listen to me but if I can help at least one clueless and pathetic monger from getting ripped off then I will feel somewhat vindicated.

So rule number one, DO NOT OVERPAY!! If a SP is asking a donation of say 120 coins for a HH, ask her if she will do a QV for half that amount! 60 buck's! There really is no difference between 15 and 30 minutes. You fuck her and you leave! It's not difficult! Normally if the SP kind of feels comfortable with you she will allow you to go well over your time. 60 bucks people! Some even run a 50 special if there desperate enough, Sexifun runs these cheap specials all the time. Don't be afraid to negotiate! The best time to really negotiate the best pussy prices is near the end of each month and also the MIDDLE of each month! WHY you ask? Because that's when most of there shitty bills are due including there rent and car payments. Take full advantage of these times of the month and you will be more than successful! I have gotten 150 hh girl's for 50 to 60 bucks with them thanking me for my business!!

Number 2, take more advantage of CL! They have some UTR on there that are young and sexy as fuck! You can fuck them for the price of a monthly metro bill payment! Normally 40 to 50 buck's! No more!

CL has some good deals on there morons!

Number 3, Utilize the mother fucking TRAIL! The TRAIL is full of model type girls that will be happy for your business! BJ for 20 to 25 bucks! FS for between 30 to 40 coins! No more! If you have mad game and skills like myself then paying these prices on the trail is easy! AGAIN use the trail!!

Number 4, NO TIPPING! Absolutely no TIPPING! If a girl ask for a tip tell her point blank NO! Her tip is the business you just gave her. And guy's stop buying there girl's cigarettes, food, candy, gum, beer, four locos, condoms etc! Fuck them! Make them spend there own CASH! Guys stop being sucker s and pussy! Now in an emergency situation where you may find a girl begging for food or a soda, pull into the nearest McDonald's AND utilize thr dollar menu! Then take whatever you spend on food out of her donation! Women will respect you more for not being a chump! And lastly use backpage! BP is full of girls begging for business! Take advantage of the 50 buck full service specials!

And also stay out of the massage parlors! Huge rip off! 100 coins for a lazy back rub and another 200 for a BJ or FS! Huge rip offs! Mongers ancient ass and otwist love the mp s!! That should show you there intelligence level is that of a retard!

You're all welcome!

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**PharmaGuy** · 06-04-15 04:02

A killer utr roll is:
Fuji's 'sushi sandwich' aka. 2008 roll, is a treat and yes it looks like a sandwich and yes you eat it with your hands!!

Utr sushi (Nagoya) in winter springs. When I feel like spoiling myself I head there for their 'fire mountain roll'.

For me Amura is the most overrated sushi restaurant in creation but (not exactly a roll) the 'ninja crispy tuna' is a knockout.

Another utr, Samurai sushi in lake mary, had a couple of rolls can't remember the names but the sushi was so fresh.