Massage Parlor Reports

**GotMilf** · 05-31-15 05:54

Originally Posted by Kellster [View Original Post]

Hmnn. Here are two possible options for you off the cuff. I've never seen either so you're on your own.

The first is Samantha. She advertises with her boyfriend as a couple that swings. I doubt she's a CMT but she's pretty hot in her pics. She had two reviews on another site that were good for what that's worth.

http://illinois.backpage.com/BodyRub...ge-29/19151601

The other option is Jordan. She is pretty expensive, but has better rates for women. She has mixed reviews on the other site mainly because of her high price, is not a CMT, and a strict policy on very limited if any mutual touching. The positives are that she looks incredible and is supposedly pretty good at tantra. Both would cater to women which is why I mentioned them. Good luck!

http://zendeva.com/

LOL! I've met Samantha before. She was a stripper at a bachelor party I went to a couple years ago. I got a private lap dance from her. More was offered but I wasn't prepared to pay. She had a great body and looks exactly like her pics. She is definitely bi. She did a nice show with another girl.

**Sjohns** · 05-30-15 16:55

Originally Posted by ProsPro [View Original Post]

Thought this might be useful. You know how that song goes "I got the feeling someone is watching me". Here is tge link. BE CAREFUL GUYS. http://www.centersquarejournal.com/n...assage-parlors.

Thanks but that is old news, over 2 and a half years ago. There are more current news releases out there if you dig a little deeper.

**Sleeker** · 05-30-15 14:17

Originally Posted by ChineseDragon [View Original Post]

When I was there 2 weeks ago the AMP was much older than I wanted. The other Mt was just as old.

That's really sad. NH was the only reliable place left in Chicago. Consistent high level of service, great massage, no haggling. Sarah was quite a girl. Sad to see if this place is going downhill.

I remain shocked that this place continues to operate where it does with a huge brunch place next door.

Whoever trained these girls did a great job!

**Kellster** · 05-30-15 00:41

Originally Posted by Kellster [View Original Post]

Hmnn. Here are two possible options for you off the cuff. I've never seen either so you're on your own.

The first is Samantha. She advertises with her boyfriend as a couple that swings. I doubt she's a CMT but she's pretty hot in her pics. She had two reviews on another site that were good for what that's worth.

http://illinois.backpage.com/BodyRub...ge-29/19151601

The other option is Jordan. She is pretty expensive, but has better rates for women. She has mixed reviews on the other site mainly because of her high price, is not a CMT, and a strict policy on very limited if any mutual touching. The positives are that she looks incredible and is supposedly pretty good at tantra. Both would cater to women which is why I mentioned them. Good luck!

http://zendeva.com/

Forgot to mention that Jordan is not FS. She is adamant about that in her website. More might be available with Samantha, especially since they're into swinging with other couples.

**Kellster** · 05-30-15 00:37

Originally Posted by HalfaNut [View Original Post]

Hi all,

Can anyone recommend a massage therapist that's under 35, looks good and has a great personality to visit (outcall) me and my a gf? GF isn't at all bi, but she said she would still enjoy getting a sensual massage from a good looking woman that knew what she was doing. I got excited just picturing another good looking woman massaging her nice tits! Would be great if she also likes to be pleased but not necessary as long as she'll go topless and is super friendly (for my pleasure LOL).

Please PM if you can think of anyone fitting that description. Thanks.

Hmnn. Here are two possible options for you off the cuff. I've never seen either so you're on your own.

The first is Samantha. She advertises with her boyfriend as a couple that swings. I doubt she's a CMT but she's pretty hot in her pics. She had two reviews on another site that were good for what that's worth.

http://illinois.backpage.com/BodyRub...ge-29/19151601

The other option is Jordan. She is pretty expensive, but has better rates for women. She has mixed reviews on the other site mainly because of her high price, is not a CMT, and a strict policy on very limited if any mutual touching. The positives are that she looks incredible and is supposedly pretty good at tantra. Both would cater to women which is why I mentioned them. Good luck!

http://zendeva.com/

**ChineseDragon** · 05-29-15 23:44

When I was there 2 weeks ago the AMP was much older than I wanted. The other Mt was just as old.

Originally Posted by IdiotBoy [View Original Post]

Not sure if the spa closed or not, but Anna and Sarah are no longer there and I have been told by a very reliable source that one of the workers (not Anna or Sarah) was busted by our loving uncle.

Basically, if it ain't closed, it's no longer worth going to as the only two worth seeing are no longer there.

**Magooski** · 05-29-15 22:46

Now was that so hard? You slammed me for paying what you feel is too much, but in all of your 70 some post did I see anything with pricing or cultural information. This place is for sharing information, not slamming other mongers. God bless you if you can get BJ and daty for 60 and FS for $. In the city and even south lands you would probably not get too far.

Originally Posted by ReadyForRub [View Original Post]

Respect is earned, not bestowed.

40 HE with roaming and a good massage is the standard, basic sign of appreciation.

60 Above + Daty.

80 A new Hummer.

$ To dip your wick.

$+ Wick dipping in non-traditional places.

You don't buy any more by overpaying. Keep the hobby as reasonable as possible.

**Halfa Nut** · 05-29-15 17:12

Hi all,

Can anyone recommend a massage therapist that's under 35, looks good and has a great personality to visit (outcall) me and my a gf? GF isn't at all bi, but she said she would still enjoy getting a sensual massage from a good looking woman that knew what she was doing. I got excited just picturing another good looking woman massaging her nice tits! Would be great if she also likes to be pleased but not necessary as long as she'll go topless and is super friendly (for my pleasure LOL).

Please PM if you can think of anyone fitting that description. Thanks.

**ReadyForRub** · 05-29-15 16:55

Originally Posted by Magooski [View Original Post]

I'll be sure to come back and tell them Rubby sent me! Since your are such a breath of knowledge on local pricing structure and culture, why don't you illuminate us to what you feel is a fair amount to tip?

.40 for just a yank

.60 for a yank with roaming and a good massage.

.80 for bj

$ for bj, daty/69, roaming, etc.

$.20 to $.40, $ at my private stock for everything.

So with all due respect, not that you have shown any. Please explain what is proper up in Lake County. I'd love to hear it.

Respect is earned, not bestowed.

40 HE with roaming and a good massage is the standard, basic sign of appreciation.

60 Above + Daty.

80 A new Hummer.

$ To dip your wick.

$+ Wick dipping in non-traditional places.

You don't buy any more by overpaying. Keep the hobby as reasonable as possible.

**ProsPro** · 05-29-15 16:36

Thought this might be useful. You know how that song goes "I got the feeling someone is watching me". Here is tge link. BE CAREFUL GUYS. http://www.centersquarejournal.com/n...assage-parlors.

**genuis8** · 05-29-15 14:32

Originally Posted by IdiotBoy [View Original Post]

Not sure if the spa closed or not, but Anna and Sarah are no longer there and I have been told by a very reliable source that one of the workers (not Anna or Sarah) was busted by our loving uncle.

Basically, if it ain't closed, it's no longer worth going to as the only two worth seeing are no longer there.

I got a massage there sometime last week. A tall MT called Cici. Massage skills very good, almost on par with Sarah. Will be returning.

**IdiotBoy** · 05-29-15 12:24

Not sure if the spa closed or not, but Anna and Sarah are no longer there and I have been told by a very reliable source that one of the workers (not Anna or Sarah) was busted by our loving uncle.

Basically, if it ain't closed, it's no longer worth going to as the only two worth seeing are no longer there.

**Magooski** · 05-28-15 21:18

Originally Posted by ReadyForRub [View Original Post]

For staying south and not further polluting local pricing structures.

I'll be sure to come back and tell them Rubby sent me! Since your are such a breath of knowledge on local pricing structure and culture, why don't you illuminate us to what you feel is a fair amount to tip?

.40 for just a yank

.60 for a yank with roaming and a good massage.

.80 for bj

$ for bj, daty/69, roaming, etc.

$.20 to $.40, $ at my private stock for everything.

So with all due respect, not that you have shown any. Please explain what is proper up in Lake County. I'd love to hear it.

**ReadyForRub** · 05-28-15 16:45

Originally Posted by Magooski [View Original Post]

Well there Rubby, why'all got me on that one. Godspeed if you can get FS and a great massage. You must illuminate on these foreign customs of Lake County. I'll type this really, really slow so you can read this without moving your lips. The lady gave an excellent massage that had my back feeling like melting butter. I could feel the stress leaving. She was very nice and the finish was worth the tip. I suppose you think 20 is a fair tip for HR up thar, way up in Lake County. Like I said, opinions and assholes. You are obviously a large one. I'll stick with being a south side gentleman. Have a wonderful day.

For staying south and not further polluting local pricing structures.