Massage Parlor Reports

**Magooski** · 05-27-15 21:49

Originally Posted by ReadyForRub [View Original Post]

Whenever experiencing a new environment, it is usually suggested you spend some amount of time to acquaint yourself with the customs and cultures. This attitude of dispensing money is akin to telling your Mercedes dealer "No, here's another $20 K because you've been so nice". $100 for less than full service in a Lake County IL AMP is an absurd token. All you do is display your ignorance of the local pricing structures and opportunities.

Well there Rubby, why'all got me on that one. Godspeed if you can get FS and a great massage. You must illuminate on these foreign customs of Lake County. I'll type this really, really slow so you can read this without moving your lips. The lady gave an excellent massage that had my back feeling like melting butter. I could feel the stress leaving. She was very nice and the finish was worth the tip. I suppose you think 20 is a fair tip for HR up thar, way up in Lake County. Like I said, opinions and assholes. You are obviously a large one. I'll stick with being a south side gentleman. Have a wonderful day.

**IlDiavolo** · 05-27-15 21:30

Originally Posted by Kellster [View Original Post]

Magooski actually did a great job of describing which one it was. , There are at least two Pines- one in Libertyville and the other is somewhere around Willowbrook. That's why I mentioned to other posters it's best not use a hidden codes and just say where they went to- which Magooski did. It's easy to get confused with the names of some of the places since they're similar. It's also easier to do a search on them if everyone uses the same name. Magooski- one question- how did the gal look that you got at Pine?? Was she slender, average build, overweight??

I guess if you go to the Willowbrook spa you could get yourself a Happy Meal haha!

Hi All,

I will be less cryptic from now on. Please know the only reason I did it initially was to keep our spots from getting visited by LEOs, but you (Kellster) made some excellent points on why that's silly, and why it helps everyone to just be clear. I've searched a name / spa on here more than a few times. Thanks man.

**DMichaels69** · 05-27-15 20:35

I like the analogy.

Originally Posted by ReadyForRub [View Original Post]

Whenever experiencing a new environment, it is usually suggested you spend some amount of time to acquaint yourself with the customs and cultures. This attitude of dispensing money is akin to telling your Mercedes dealer "No, here's another $20 K because you've been so nice". $100 for less than full service in a Lake County IL AMP is an absurd token. All you do is display your ignorance of the local pricing structures and opportunities.

**Kellster** · 05-27-15 18:26

Originally Posted by AcrossTheUnive [View Original Post]

Fricking hilarious! I like getting the chocolate shake.

To quote Cal Naughton Jr. & Ricky Bobby- "It's time to Shake & Bake. You got to shake it, before you bake it!

And one more. To quote the late great Colonel Sanders, "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" haha!

**ReadyForRub** · 05-27-15 14:52

Originally Posted by Magooski [View Original Post]

Opinions and assholes, we all have them! $ was a fair tip, a gentleman does not share all details in their post. I've been playing this game for a quite a while and will pay fairly for good service. I do have issues with those who regularly short a good therapist and the next guy pays dearly via poor attitude and service. Your idea of a fair price may be good for a SW looking for her next fix. I will share details with proven seniors.

Whenever experiencing a new environment, it is usually suggested you spend some amount of time to acquaint yourself with the customs and cultures. This attitude of dispensing money is akin to telling your Mercedes dealer "No, here's another $20 K because you've been so nice". $100 for less than full service in a Lake County IL AMP is an absurd token. All you do is display your ignorance of the local pricing structures and opportunities.

**Tank Rodwell** · 05-27-15 13:27

Hi all. I'll be in oak brook terrace this afternoon and, not being much of a nomad, would like to try some suburban fare. Which towns would be best to look for accommodating massage establishments? Please dm, not necessarily looking for specific spa names, just towns, but I'd take spa names if you want to give them up. Thanks.

TR.

**AcrossTheUnive** · 05-26-15 23:38

Originally Posted by Kellster [View Original Post]

Magooski actually did a great job of describing which one it was. , There are at least two Pines- one in Libertyville and the other is somewhere around Willowbrook. That's why I mentioned to other posters it's best not use a hidden codes and just say where they went to- which Magooski did. It's easy to get confused with the names of some of the places since they're similar. It's also easier to do a search on them if everyone uses the same name. Magooski- one question- how did the gal look that you got at Pine?? Was she slender, average build, overweight??

I guess if you go to the Willowbrook spa you could get yourself a Happy Meal haha!

Fricking hilarious! I like getting the chocolate shake.

**Kellster** · 05-26-15 23:23

Magooski actually did a great job of describing which one it was. , There are at least two Pines- one in Libertyville and the other is somewhere around Willowbrook. That's why I mentioned to other posters it's best not use a hidden codes and just say where they went to- which Magooski did. It's easy to get confused with the names of some of the places since they're similar. It's also easier to do a search on them if everyone uses the same name. Magooski- one question- how did the gal look that you got at Pine?? Was she slender, average build, overweight??

I guess if you go to the Willowbrook spa you could get yourself a Happy Meal haha!

**Magooski** · 05-26-15 22:44

This was way north for me, In Libertyville. Not Pinetree which is still north to me, but not that far!

**Gopher88** · 05-26-15 21:50

[QUOTE=Magooski;2482260]I was way up north last week for meetings and stopped at Pine Spa. I had Kimmy, older Korean MT and I'm fine with that. I love Korean style massage. Very nice and left happy and relaxed, would repeat if I'm in the area. . 80 for massage, nice place, TS was 10, massage was 11. Not full service, but left very happy with no negotiating back and forth, $. 80 total cost.[/QUOTE

When you say up north, I'm thinking. A Big Mac And a Massage and a? the other Pines 83 ?

**Gopher88** · 05-26-15 21:41

Originally Posted by Magooski [View Original Post]

I was way up north last week for meetings and stopped at Pine Spa. I had Kimmy, older Korean MT and I'm fine with that. I love Korean style massage. Very nice and left happy and relaxed, would repeat if I'm in the area. . 80 for massage, nice place, TS was 10, massage was 11. Not full service, but left very happy with no negotiating back and forth, $. 80 total cost.

When you say up north. I'm thinking the other Pines By Big Mac?

**DMichaels69** · 05-26-15 20:38

I would move on.

Originally Posted by SelfHi5 [View Original Post]

Alright fellow mongers, need some help. One of my ATFs from AOL has left and I lost her number. She went by Vanessa. Younger, pretty face, thick latina. Anyone know how I can get back in contact with her, PM me!

Thanks!

**Self Hi5** · 05-26-15 19:21

Alright fellow mongers, need some help. One of my ATFs from AOL has left and I lost her number. She went by Vanessa. Younger, pretty face, thick latina. Anyone know how I can get back in contact with her, PM me!

Thanks!

**Magooski** · 05-26-15 18:10

Originally Posted by ReadyForRub [View Original Post]

Tipping Benjamin for less than full service here is a gross overpayment.

Opinions and assholes, we all have them! $ was a fair tip, a gentleman does not share all details in their post. I've been playing this game for a quite a while and will pay fairly for good service. I do have issues with those who regularly short a good therapist and the next guy pays dearly via poor attitude and service. Your idea of a fair price may be good for a SW looking for her next fix. I will share details with proven seniors.

**HandsomeDan** · 05-26-15 14:53

Originally Posted by IlDiavolo [View Original Post]

An absolutely outstanding blend. Enthusiastically delivered is an understatement. Highly recommended. I will definitely repeat, holy!

I had my cup of coffee late Friday morning. The conifer blend with this MT is exceptional. From the beginning as you enter with nice sensual hugs to the TS and excellent massage to Finish. Coffee does fill the rim.

HD.