Massage Parlor Reports

[Love The Lips]

I'm a sucker for Asian women, so Joy is my pick. She's older, but then, so am I. Lexi is American, blonde and late 20's.

Ok, just found pics of Lexi at Royal and she looks cute. She reminds me at least in face pics a little of Ally at East West. I have yet to see either but between the two, for those that may have seen them, who has the better body and service? I may have to toftt soon!

[NoseJelly]

Joy's massage sounds great but who would you say is better looking between the two and who is more fun in the roaming and HE department?

I'm a sucker for Asian women, so Joy is my pick. She's older, but then, so am I. Lexi is American, blonde and late 20's.

[Love The Lips]

Next time call ahead and ask for a full hour with Lexi or Joy. I've never been shorted on time or had upsell issues with them. Joy does real Thai massage (yes she is Thai) and has 25 plus years experience and likes to get naked!

Lexi has skills learned from Joy and gets into thhe HE!

NJ.

Joy's massage sounds great but who would you say is better looking between the two and who is more fun in the roaming and HE department?

[Spongebob357]

Next time call ahead and ask for a full hour with Lexi or Joy. I've never been shorted on time or had upsell issues with them. Joy does real Thai massage (yes she is Thai) and has 25 plus years experience and likes to get naked!

Lexi has skills learned from Joy and gets into thhe HE!

NJ.

Thanks nj, next time I will try Lexi. I am always looking for the next great massage.

[TeeMich]

Decided to take a drive today and visit Royal for the first time. Luck of the draw was Robin, a petite AA girl. I have seen her pics on BP and was surprised by a completely different hair style and color. Got into the room and got ready, Robin come in shortly after and the up-sell started. I assured her that a tip would be given based on performance. I will say that she did give a passable massage although with very little teasing, she wanted me to flip but I insisted on a light finger tip caress before I turned over. On the flip she was on mr. Happy like a shark on chum, although very mechanical. After the finish she asked if I wanted to take a shower, I looked at the clock and I mentioned that we still had a half hour of massage left. She started to argue about the start time but thought better of it and continued the massage for the full hour.

Two things that I hate is the discussion about the tip and shorting of time. I bothers me that I have to interrupt the enjoyment of the massage to keep the masseuse in line. If anyone has recommendations for future visits please let me know.

Amber gave a good massage, made sure the full hour was used and never discussed the tip. Repeat for sure.

[NoseJelly]

How do I find them? No link. I even googled it. Please when you post a provider or massage parlor. Add the link! Thanks a ton!

It's Not Why Massage, it's simply the letter (Y). The forum auto corrects it. They only advertise on craigslist under therapuetic services. Lauren is good, limited English, but you will NOT get her to remove any clothing and roaming is limited at best. HE only. The boss lady is also good. Her name is Kathy, she used to work at Pacific and has some serious skills and speaks very good English.

NJ.

[NoseJelly]

Decided to take a drive today and visit Royal for the first time. Luck of the draw was Robin, a petite AA girl. I have seen her pics on BP and was surprised by a completely different hair style and color. Got into the room and got ready, Robin come in shortly after and the up-sell started. I assured her that a tip would be given based on performance. I will say that she did give a passable massage although with very little teasing, she wanted me to flip but I insisted on a light finger tip caress before I turned over. On the flip she was on mr. Happy like a shark on chum, although very mechanical. After the finish she asked if I wanted to take a shower, I looked at the clock and I mentioned that we still had a half hour of massage left. She started to argue about the start time but thought better of it and continued the massage for the full hour.

Two things that I hate is the discussion about the tip and shorting of time. I bothers me that I have to interrupt the enjoyment of the massage to keep the masseuse in line. If anyone has recommendations for future visits please let me know.

Next time call ahead and ask for a full hour with Lexi or Joy. I've never been shorted on time or had upsell issues with them. Joy does real Thai massage (yes she is Thai) and has 25 plus years experience and likes to get naked!

Lexi has skills learned from Joy and gets into thhe HE!

NJ.

[LuvRubs]

Yet another post by "Will Linklater!

Sorry guys, but it was a Craigslist ad under therapeutic. Place has now changed the name to whY Body Relax.

http://grandrapids.craigslist.org/thp/5044483783.html

[Love Massage]

Decided to take a drive today and visit Royal for the first time. Luck of the draw was Robin, a petite AA girl. I have seen her pics on BP and was surprised by a completely different hair style and color. Got into the room and got ready, Robin come in shortly after and the up-sell started. I assured her that a tip would be given based on performance. I will say that she did give a passable massage although with very little teasing, she wanted me to flip but I insisted on a light finger tip caress before I turned over. On the flip she was on mr. Happy like a shark on chum, although very mechanical. After the finish she asked if I wanted to take a shower, I looked at the clock and I mentioned that we still had a half hour of massage left. She started to argue about the start time but thought better of it and continued the massage for the full hour.

Two things that I hate is the discussion about the tip and shorting of time. I bothers me that I have to interrupt the enjoyment of the massage to keep the masseuse in line. If anyone has recommendations for future visits please let me know.

That pisses me off to know end. Like they are doing us a favor. Like they are the only one doing the HE. Most of the time they are terrible. But they are not rocket scientist. Or they wouldn't be ther. Looking for a great massage and HE is very tough.

[Spongebob357]

Decided to take a drive today and visit Royal for the first time. Luck of the draw was Robin, a petite AA girl. I have seen her pics on BP and was surprised by a completely different hair style and color. Got into the room and got ready, Robin come in shortly after and the up-sell started. I assured her that a tip would be given based on performance. I will say that she did give a passable massage although with very little teasing, she wanted me to flip but I insisted on a light finger tip caress before I turned over. On the flip she was on mr. Happy like a shark on chum, although very mechanical. After the finish she asked if I wanted to take a shower, I looked at the clock and I mentioned that we still had a half hour of massage left. She started to argue about the start time but thought better of it and continued the massage for the full hour.

Two things that I hate is the discussion about the tip and shorting of time. I bothers me that I have to interrupt the enjoyment of the massage to keep the masseuse in line. If anyone has recommendations for future visits please let me know.

[Bloozer]

How do I find them? No link. I even googled it. Please when you post a provider or massage parlor. Add the link! Thanks a ton!

Yet another post by "Will Linklater!

[Love Massage]

I saw her also recently, agree, light roaming, not really that stimulating, should apply some pressure but uses just a light finger touch. I still think Lauren at whY Massage is great at teasing.

Also went to the real massage a couple blocks west of Pacific, it's just like the Blessings chain, walls on the room did not go to the ceiling, just a flimsy curtain over the opening, told the lady thanks but no thanks.

How do I find them? No link. I even googled it. Please when you post a provider or massage parlor. Add the link! Thanks a ton!

[CharlieSunrise]

Anyone visit spa 37 since they moved to Sparta? Does Amanda still have the golden pussy syndrome? I would really like to take her for a spin as she is smokin, however refuse to pony up $$$ for it.

Thanks.

Charlie.

[LuvRubs]

Sounds like a lot of AMPs. You lost me. Not being a jerk just. Light roaming. That's not good!

I saw her also recently, agree, light roaming, not really that stimulating, should apply some pressure but uses just a light finger touch. I still think Lauren at whY Massage is great at teasing.

Also went to the real massage a couple blocks west of Pacific, it's just like the Blessings chain, walls on the room did not go to the ceiling, just a flimsy curtain over the opening, told the lady thanks but no thanks.

[StoleHome8]

Always had a decent MS from her; fantastic figure. Always just an average HE. She made it pretty clear the first time I saw her that FS was definately not on the menu (but don't they all say that initially), so outside of some minor roaming, that's as far as I've been allowed.

It's been a while since anyone posted about Stacey at MGN. I visited her about a few times in the past year and she was her typical paranoid, double personality self. Not much has changed as of 6 months ago. Has anyone seen her in the last 6 months to report any different? I've also never received any more than a standard topless or nude HE w / minor top shelf roaming. She is just so hot I keep ignoring her shitty attitude from time to time. Any updates would be appreciated!