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**JaxDog** · 05-26-15 11:33

Originally Posted by KyTiger79 [View Original Post]

Looking to pull the trigger. She seems legit, anyone care to enlighten this rookie?

http://jacksonville.backpage.com/Fem...s-then/6542380

I used to see April on a regular basis, oh, it's probally close to fifteen years ago, for all you guys that remember her back then, I was seeing her when she lived in that little house off St Johns Bluff! She was actually one of my favorites back then. She had a rocking body, big fake tits and a great ass, as long as she hadn't been drinking too much she was excellent, had top notch skills and could take me deep. The problem with her was always when she got to drinking she was a total bit# I'd would try and see her early in the day before she started getting lit up. The last time I saw her I made the mistake of going to her place late, around 9 ish, she was totally bombed and it was a friggin disaster, I left and haven't seen her since! That was probably over four years ago now. I'm wondering what she looks like now? Anyone see her recently? I'm kinda wanting to check her out just for old times. JD.

**Questionable 1** · 05-26-15 11:11

Originally Posted by JackStamina [View Original Post]

My last housecleaner flaked out on me, and I'm looking for a new one. Anyone know one who might finish the cleaning service with a cleaning service?

Search didn't provide much info outside topless cleaners, not quite what I'm looking for.

Any info or pm would be great.

Thanks.

Would like to get info on cleaners that also clean pipe. Have actually been discussing the need for a house cleaner with the marital unit. Since I work from home and she does not, could be a win-win for me.

Q1.

**Jactionville** · 05-26-15 11:09

Originally Posted by MouthHunter [View Original Post]

http://jacksonville.backpage.com/Fem...n-area/7290270

Seeing how no one seemed to have any info on her. I've been texting her back and forth for a few days and finally she moved closer to my local. Better place than most near the ramada inn 295 San jose. Anyway she's a sweetie and pretty much the pix you see. Does have a couple of marks on her bit takes direction like a willing actress. I will repeat.

Wow! Great work! This pic makes me horny as hell, and I'd love to wreck that fake titted body. Yum! Her location is a little far for me, but I may have to make an attempt. Her ad also listed the Westside, but she confirmed that she does not work on that side.

**CantB1** · 05-26-15 11:08

Originally Posted by Lothario69 [View Original Post]

If you have the means I highly recommend just setting up an exclusive arrangement with your ATF. Having your own private girl ready to accommodate you 24/7 is an amazing ROI and saves an inordinate amount of time.

This sounds great in theory. But did you say your own private ATF ready 24/7 saving time. I have had ATFs and non hookers FWBs and non are my own private or ready 24/7. Hell it's hard to find a SO with these amazing qualities you speak of.

**CantB1** · 05-26-15 10:52

Originally Posted by YoungRestless [View Original Post]

Section appear to be happier, especially if you know where to look. That BP mess is a big mess and it has gotten very tired! And to think we expect better from these hookers! I think we should have our heads examined sometimes!

Yea. I bet. I read mongers advise on QVs at 60 to 80 beans to test the waters with a girl. On the street I recommend a BJ at 20. I'm not going to kick my self like I would if it was 3 or 4 times that much. Also if the head ain't right I won't upgrade to FS and I will never scoop that SW again. BackPage used to have better quality girls now most of them couldn't pay me to come poke'them.

**YoungRestless** · 05-26-15 10:21

Originally Posted by CantB1 [View Original Post]

Hey YR! I haven't ordered off BP in a forever. My girl Honey / Jessica I met before she started tricking. She text me and told me no more BP or PH she met a good guy. I'm happy for her and I will always remember how she took care of me. Even got it with the truffle butter.

I got tired of the bs and not enough leaving happy with BP girls. Other than my old ATF who I spent too much time with because I think we were in a relationship or something. Lyriq and a mixed girl Mia from MN were my only good dreams. SWs give you more bang for your buck and they never double book. LOL.

60 to 80 for a QV. I'll pass. That's 3 or 4 SWs gobbling my turkey jizz. And I got 3 or 4 that I get FS for no upcharger.

Section appear to be happier, especially if you know where to look. That BP mess is a big mess and it has gotten very tired! And to think we expect better from these hookers! I think we should have our heads examined sometimes!

**Fishguy717** · 05-26-15 10:10

Originally Posted by MouthHunter [View Original Post]

Don't ever call me again. Fuck off.

LOL, good start for today.

**ShaggyJax** · 05-26-15 09:12

Does anyone know what has happened to blonde Sexy Lexi from the beach? Retired? On vacation? Flying UTR? Back to Lawyering? Moved to another city? She hasn't posted in a month or two and I am just curious if anyone knows her current whereabouts.

**MouthHunter** · 05-26-15 08:38

Originally Posted by MouthHunter [View Original Post]

And she can't handle her alcohol for shit. She is a decent fuck though if you want to put up with her bs. Love you April if you're reading this. .

Don't ever call me again. Fuck off.

**MouthHunter** · 05-26-15 08:38

Originally Posted by KyTiger79 [View Original Post]

Looking to pull the trigger. She seems legit, anyone care to enlighten this rookie?

http://jacksonville.backpage.com/Fem...s-then/6542380

And she can't handle her alcohol for shit. She is a decent fuck though if you want to put up with her bs. Love you April if you're reading this. 😘.

**Drew Park** · 05-26-15 07:47

Originally Posted by KyTiger79 [View Original Post]

Looking to pull the trigger. She seems legit, anyone care to enlighten this rookie?

http://jacksonville.backpage.com/Fem...s-then/6542380

Search on "April" to read the various reports.

**DonJon** · 05-26-15 04:07

I've seen this one. Usually stays at an extended stay type place at the airport. Overall not that great. Overweight, large belly, pretty face, everything covered. With all those bad things you would think at least uncovered or cim right. Nope. Nothing.

Don't waste your time.

http://jacksonville.backpage.com/Fem...ly-now/6790144

**Lothario69** · 05-26-15 01:58

Originally Posted by YoungRestless [View Original Post]

Plan (c), (d), e, and possibly f when dealing with these folks. As I've always said, these girls are getting 30 or more calls a day including text messages. They're like celebrities or famous people. Seems like everybody wants to see them. So when our little calls come in, they are 1 amongst many. I don't believe this will ever change. Too much uncertainty, to say the least. You can spend hours trying to connect with somebody on BP. Just pathetic!

If you have the means I highly recommend just setting up an exclusive arrangement with your ATF. Having your own private girl ready to accommodate you 24/7 is an amazing ROI and saves an inordinate amount of time.

**CantB1** · 05-26-15 01:39

Originally Posted by YoungRestless [View Original Post]

So I tried to set up an appointment with this provider. I kept asking her whether or not the time I'm requesting falls around the time of her peak busy periods and she kept assuring me that everything was fine and I could come now. I always give them this way out so I don't have to show up at the same time as Canb1 or others! LOL.

Anyway, I noticed she started responding rather sporadically to my text and this is always a sign that they are trying to setup other appointments around your appointment time. She knew what time I would be there because I specifically told her 30 minutes. If she knew how to tell time, she could have easily figured this out; I mean, come on right! So while I'm headed that way and because she's at the airport and because the airport has 2 service roads, I decided to ask her which service road should I come to for convenience and again, this took her some time to give me this answer. This should have been a clue! So finally she tells me which side but she also tells me that someone else was on the way too. Oh boy! Here we go again! So I tell her I think we just need to reschedule because I don't want to show up and have to wait for quite a while (30 minutes to an hour, depending on how long the other persons appointment is scheduled for). So she says come on, you're close aren't you? I told her if I get there and she knows her other client is sitting in the parking lot, then the rush to get me out is on. Of course she says she doesn't rush anyone but we all know how that usually plays out! Besides, if she would do that to one client, she'd do it to me!

What pissed me off is that I was trying to give her a way out as far as scheduling something later so my requested time wouldn't conflict with her busy time but because they (escorts) try to see as many people in 1 hour and they're so greedy for cash, she thought I was going to be alright with coming and waiting in the parking lot because, you know, the world revolves around them! So when I told her perhaps next time she's in town, she gets an attitude because I let her know that I wasn't going to be a part of her double and triple booking methods! These girls will schedule 2 or 3 guys for a 3:00 pm Appointment and I must say this shet does not work for me! Some of us are busy business men and we just can't afford to be sitting around waiting for their asses to see us when they get good and ready.

As I've said before, this shet will never change and damn if it's not getting REAL old! Just about every moment of my time has to be accounted for and there isn't much room for wasted time waiting on these folks who have the worst scheduling methods I've ever seen. I bet if their time kept getting pushed back in some other consumer related business (example, Doctor's appt), they'd have a HUGE fit! But hey, who are we that we should get upset about these kind of things! We should be honored that they are willing to make time for us! Yeah!

Hey YR! I haven't ordered off BP in a forever. My girl Honey / Jessica I met before she started tricking. She text me and told me no more BP or PH she met a good guy. I'm happy for her and I will always remember how she took care of me. Even got it with the truffle butter.

I got tired of the bs and not enough leaving happy with BP girls. Other than my old ATF who I spent too much time with because I think we were in a relationship or something. Lyriq and a mixed girl Mia from MN were my only good dreams. SWs give you more bang for your buck and they never double book. LOL.

60 to 80 for a QV. I'll pass. That's 3 or 4 SWs gobbling my turkey jizz. And I got 3 or 4 that I get FS for no upcharger.

**MouthHunter** · 05-26-15 01:17

http://jacksonville.backpage.com/Fem...n-area/7290270

Seeing how no one seemed to have any info on her. I've been texting her back and forth for a few days and finally she moved closer to my local. Better place than most near the ramada inn 295 San jose. Anyway she's a sweetie and pretty much the pix you see. Does have a couple of marks on her bit takes direction like a willing actress. I will repeat.