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**Member #6123** · 05-19-15 21:44

Guess who is back.

http://jacksonville.backpage.com/Fem...-ariel/7372670

**HobbyGuyJax** · 05-19-15 21:02

Originally Posted by JTbMonger [View Original Post]

As promised poni, you get your choice of prizes 1- a hand job from JTM (sorry man I am pimping you out) or 2-you get to fuck the unicorn! I can't beleive Emma is still posting. Stop the insanity!

PB, better pick mbili (Swahili for the number two, OK A2? ;o)).

JTBM has been giving me lessons on a daily basis and unfortunately, I haven't learned much from watching his technique as he makes Wet Willie smile, big time!!

**HobbyGuyJax** · 05-19-15 20:57

Originally Posted by YoungRestless [View Original Post]

But most of these girls are like oceans and hard to get any traction!

Got to have some traction, or at least something that fits better than a cheap suit!! Besides, I wasn't too impressed with her overall attitude and looks.

**YoungRestless** · 05-19-15 20:25

Originally Posted by JaxTantricMan [View Original Post]

This gem told me "60 get you 10" for a QV. Took a pass. CMON. 10, really? That only works if I've been reading Ponies Boi stories and looking at the hot pix he posts and are therefore primed and ready to put some down range!!

But most of these girls are like oceans and hard to get any traction!

**JTb Monger** · 05-19-15 20:23

Originally Posted by PoniBoi [View Original Post]

Is there a do to in the house? JTBM is just having a reaction from the lack of adequate dose of quality pussy here in J'ville. I know I'm infringing on the HIPPA Act by letting everyone know of his medical condition, but JTBM has a rare case of gina-eyes (pronounced: ja-ni-tees) common in most part of Monger world. It's similar to diabetes, but sugar is not the root of the problem- It's vaginas and goin w / out. This can effect a Mongers main muscle w / dire results. Some of the symptoms include delusions of mythical creatures and beautiful girls w / pussies of fake gold, as well as blue balls (worst case). If he doesn't get his periodic dose of vag-injections, he will have a reaction. Judging from his colorful post, he's having a reaction now. So if anybody knows of some quality "gina" that JTBM can inject to, please make haste, for he is limited in time before the Monger monster in him is released. And when that happens, Look Out Hooterville! Look Out Sin City! Look Out Phillips, Look Out Main! Watch Out Ladies! You would like when JTBM is horny!! AAARRGGHH! JTBM FUCKS! AAAARRGGHH! FUCK EMMA AND HER FAKE GOLD PUSSY! AAARRGGHH!

The End.

BSHM.

-PB.

Got to get back to work. Boss is wanting those TPS reports.

As promised poni, you get your choice of prizes 1- a hand job from JTM (sorry man I am pimping you out) or 2-you get to fuck the unicorn! I can't beleive Emma is still posting. Stop the insanity!

**YoungRestless** · 05-19-15 20:22

Originally Posted by PieEater [View Original Post]

Ok guys, I'm man enough to admit that you guys might be right about Emma after all. Yesterday I had a one hour with her and it was great. And today I went back for a 2 hour session and long be hold, her location change and price change as well. LOL and she also started to act kinda of weird and half way through our session she says her phone vibrated 5 times which I didn't hear a thing! And 5 minutes later she came out of bathroom crying her eyes out saying her brother gotten into a car accident and her mother is on her way to pick her up to take her to the hospital? Which it all happened so suddenly what was I supposed to say except "I'm Sorry". LOL but she promised she will call me later and finished our session which I'm highly doubtful at this point, but if she does call me later guess that would make me the "A" Hole but that's face it, not likely. LOL but that's okay, she apparently don't have a clue or simply don't care. She will make tons more money from a happy regular then a occasionally "hit &run " like she just pull with me today. Just thought I share my experience and reviews with the readers on here to help others that's looking for a honest working professional. Apparently Emma is not or she just haven't figured it out yet. I will post later if she did end up calling me back, but I think you all know the answers to that one. LOL by now I think you guys can believe that I am not Emma posting a self review on herself. LOL. And if anyone can suggest a honest operating provider I will be greatly appreciated.

Is used quite a bit to more or less throw people off. Kind of like reverse psychology. You get an F minus for effort though.

**JTb Monger** · 05-19-15 20:13

Originally Posted by Spacehog [View Original Post]

I did some slight recon on these 4 as they are all working together in the 2nd worst hotel in the JTB loop, I didn't sample them I was mainly checking for drug boys and the such I didn't see any hanging around, not saying they don't have them but they arent out and about with them and the girls seem to check up on each other.

I sadly didn't catch any performances so no idea on if they get into it or cut people short but these are the postings.

This girl I saw its actually her in the pics.

http://jacksonville.classivox.com/fe...duce/v/322751/

The other 3 fake pics but they are all pretty skinny attractive girls.

http://jacksonville.backpage.com/Fem...e-24-7/7111988

http://jacksonville.backpage.com/Fem...barbie/6533959

http://jacksonville.backpage.com/Fem...d-nice/7070075

If somebody tries them let me know on performance.

Check my posts a week or so ago on the third one. Similar but not the same pics. Lots of rules and very sketchy in my opinion. She did have a great ass though.

**Billy Ocean** · 05-19-15 20:05

What's up fellas, I live about halfway between Jacksonville and Savannah, and I've been scouting both areas. I got to say the talent is a little underwhelming. Looking through BP, almost everyone is flabby, sick, oldish, nasty, busted or strung-out. Seeing Emma's ads I thought I had finally found someone who was pretty much physically up to par, then I read through this thread and saw how sketchy she is.

I met up with Layla (http://www.theeroticreview.com/revie....asp?id=246066) a few months back. She travels through Jacksonville regularly. She's very enthusiastic about her work, but she talks too much, is older than I prefer, and has square buttcheeks.

Last month, I was really intrigued by Jewelz / Amy, but after two posts she seems to have disappeared - http://www.bitchesofbackpage.com/904...05/?id=7273181.

Olivia West and Chelsea Banks are in-line with what I'm looking for (http://www.myptgf.com/). I emailed and got a response back saying that since I don't have 2 current references, I would need to give them my work info and a way to google me. I was also informed that when they're meeting someone for the first time who's without references, they like to be seen as a duo. I've got too much to lose to be giving out my employment info. I've also never been with two women at the same time. Honestly, I'm a little afraid it'd be too awkward and intimidating for me and I might not be able to rise to the occasion, which would be a real shame after dropping $1. 2 k-1. 5 k.

I see plenty of young ladies on Eros and BP for Orlando and Atlanta that measure up to what I'm looking for, but both of those cities are about a 4 hour drive and I only visit them a few times a year. Jacksonville and Savannah are each both only an hour drive for me, making those cities my only real options if I want to pursue this hobby regularly.

*sigh*.

**ThePrivAsst** · 05-19-15 19:46

A dirty bathroom mirror.

Originally Posted by Spacehog [View Original Post]

Anybody notice something around her mouth and arm?

http://jacksonville.backpage.com/Fem...c-only/7372714

**Spacehog** · 05-19-15 19:19

Anybody notice something around her mouth and arm?

http://jacksonville.backpage.com/Fem...c-only/7372714

**Spacehog** · 05-19-15 19:16

I did some slight recon on these 4 as they are all working together in the 2nd worst hotel in the JTB loop, I didn't sample them I was mainly checking for drug boys and the such I didn't see any hanging around, not saying they don't have them but they arent out and about with them and the girls seem to check up on each other.

I sadly didn't catch any performances so no idea on if they get into it or cut people short but these are the postings.

This girl I saw its actually her in the pics.

http://jacksonville.classivox.com/fe...duce/v/322751/

The other 3 fake pics but they are all pretty skinny attractive girls.

http://jacksonville.backpage.com/Fem...e-24-7/7111988

http://jacksonville.backpage.com/Fem...barbie/6533959

http://jacksonville.backpage.com/Fem...d-nice/7070075

If somebody tries them let me know on performance.

**Spacehog** · 05-19-15 19:10

http://jacksonville.backpage.com/Fem...me-fun/6873522

Saw this one recently, she's defiantly a nice girl, a little bruised up not sure if its drug use, or something else. Tries hard to please and again is sweet. Location is semi safe does have a room mate but he stayed in his room the entire time. You can tell before she started the drug life this girl was gorgeous and still is pretty but rapidly losing body fat on her body in every area you can lose it in and hopefully she gets some help before she turns into a skeleton. Wish I woulda seen her months ago.

**PieEater** · 05-19-15 16:59

Ok guys, I'm man enough to admit that you guys might be right about Emma after all. Yesterday I had a one hour with her and it was great. And today I went back for a 2 hour session and long be hold, her location change and price change as well. LOL and she also started to act kinda of weird and half way through our session she says her phone vibrated 5 times which I didn't hear a thing! And 5 minutes later she came out of bathroom crying her eyes out saying her brother gotten into a car accident and her mother is on her way to pick her up to take her to the hospital? Which it all happened so suddenly what was I supposed to say except "I'm Sorry". LOL but she promised she will call me later and finished our session which I'm highly doubtful at this point, but if she does call me later guess that would make me the "A" Hole but that's face it, not likely. LOL but that's okay, she apparently don't have a clue or simply don't care. She will make tons more money from a happy regular then a occasionally "hit &run " like she just pull with me today. Just thought I share my experience and reviews with the readers on here to help others that's looking for a honest working professional. Apparently Emma is not or she just haven't figured it out yet. I will post later if she did end up calling me back, but I think you all know the answers to that one. LOL by now I think you guys can believe that I am not Emma posting a self review on herself. LOL. And if anyone can suggest a honest operating provider I will be greatly appreciated.

**HobbyGuyJax** · 05-19-15 16:45

Originally Posted by HornyGuy2 [View Original Post]

Saw heidi at her private residence in Mandarin and she is definitely the girl in the pictures but she has gained about 15-20 pounds. I would have loved to fuck the skinnier version of her but hey, we can't have everything we want now can we. She was loopy so I'm guesing a pill head because she doesn't have any signs of IV use. BBBJ and then hit it doggy. She told me I was the first person she's seen that day so I was kinda surprised when I went to the toilet to throw away the cover and saw another one in their already LOL. These girls I swear. You can tell that she just recently put on the weight because her booty and everything was tight even though she was fatter.

http://jacksonville.backpage.com/Fem...s-only/7363893

This gem told me "60 get you 10" for a QV. Took a pass. CMON. 10, really? That only works if I've been reading Ponies Boi stories and looking at the hot pix he posts and are therefore primed and ready to put some down range!!

**PoniBoi** · 05-19-15 15:51

Originally Posted by JTbMonger [View Original Post]

And she was amazing! She was butt naked riding a unicorn down baymeadows and I started sweating. Like Mike Tyson in a spelling bee sweating. Thinking man, how do I get some of those lucky charms. I followed the rainbow and found a pot of golden pussy. It smells like hopes and dreams and tasted like filet mignon mixed with blueberry rush powerade (not even released yet). Please don't PM me for details. I am keeping this one all to myself. Why you ask? I have a manag a trois scheduled with Emma and THE little mermaid from the Disney movie (I know right-lucky me) tomorrow. The lochness monster is kicking in $. 2 to watch while he jerks off which is fine by me!

Next month I plan on fucking the unicorn while Emma watches!

Is there a do to in the house? JTBM is just having a reaction from the lack of adequate dose of quality pussy here in J'ville. I know I'm infringing on the HIPPA Act by letting everyone know of his medical condition, but JTBM has a rare case of gina-eyes (pronounced: ja-ni-tees) common in most part of Monger world. It's similar to diabetes, but sugar is not the root of the problem- It's vaginas and goin w / out. This can effect a Mongers main muscle w / dire results. Some of the symptoms include delusions of mythical creatures and beautiful girls w / pussies of fake gold, as well as blue balls (worst case). If he doesn't get his periodic dose of vag-injections, he will have a reaction. Judging from his colorful post, he's having a reaction now. So if anybody knows of some quality "gina" that JTBM can inject to, please make haste, for he is limited in time before the Monger monster in him is released. And when that happens, Look Out Hooterville! Look Out Sin City! Look Out Phillips, Look Out Main! Watch Out Ladies! You would like when JTBM is horny!! AAARRGGHH! JTBM FUCKS! AAAARRGGHH! FUCK EMMA AND HER FAKE GOLD PUSSY! AAARRGGHH!

The End.

BSHM.

-PB.

Got to get back to work. Boss is wanting those TPS reports.