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[Eric41]

+1 very true.

Two years ago this weekend, I went for an appointment with a lovely girl named Kandi. GRBoiler, a well known and respected hobbyist was kind enough to vouch for her. What I didn't know at the time was that Kandi and GR had handed over their profiles to IMPD Vice. When Kandi opened the door, I noticed that she hadn't honored my aparrel request, not even close. She was dressed like a YMCA camp counselor.. I of course thought nothing of it, fell for the line, "I only have one condom" by answering, "I only need one. . . I'm not 25 anymore. Ha ha". Well, the rest was incarceration history, and I dined on orange bologna and was regaled by tales from Indy's finest thugs for the next 18 hours.

I of course learned my lesson. What I do with my genitalia and my money IS the government's business. Prostitution is WRONG and should be seen for the public scourge that it is. I did my "time" and even voluntarily wrote "I will not pay for a blowjob. . . Even if it's really really good" 1000 times on Vice's chalkboard.

Early's top 10 list of things to know if arrested for patronizing a prostitute. . . Which is a misnomer. She's not REALLY a prostitute. . . She's a police officer:

1. When you walk past the front desk staff, wish them a cheery hello. If they stammer and quickly look away, not knowing what to say, they may know something you don't know. . . Yet.

2. If a hotel parking lot is completely empty, except for a bunch of vehicles at one end of the building next to an exit, you might want to cancel.

3. When your "date" texts you a few times prior to the appointment asking what you want, it may actually be Officer T. M., salivating at the opportunity to stop you from giving your wife a disease, which based on her interviews with local media, seems to happen 100 percent of the time.

4. If you have any doubts, tell her you are only there for a massage, and then make her give one for a few minutes. There's no way she'll be able to bring herself to touch such a disgusting degenerate. . . Even for another notch in her ever expanding gun belt.

5. Have a story ready if you have to explain where you were for the past 18 hours. This wasn't a problem for me, but it was for the other 7 members of the Southport Eight.

6. Always know by heart the phone number of a friend who can get his hands on a few hundred bucks to bond you out. Most of you probably only know your SO's phone number by heart. . . Or that of your mother's which is probably almost as bad.

7. Realize that there is NOTHING you are going to be able to do to get out of spending the rest of the day and possibly night in the pokey. Don't sign ANYTHING.

8. Don't pick up the soap.

9. Be thankful for the new hobby friends that you're going to make after all of this is over. (You know who you are.).

10. Just when you think you have it all figured out, you may not really have it all figured out.

So! Happy Anniversary to the other 7! Keep it in your pants.

[TonyS1964]

I went back and read his post from a couple years back with great interest in the business about five months and I can only speak for myself.

Any of us are subject to be compromised at any time and depending on the persons character and consequences we can't exactly presume how someone would respond to legal pressure.

You get the same pot of shit at the end of uncles rainbow, whether you take the high road (say nothing, give no info) or the low road, like our friend GR.

[Mr Jensen]

http://indianapolis.nuvo.net/Therape...londe/12360151

TOFTT last week. Location in Southport area. Home in lower, but decent area. House was a bit of a mess and smelled bad. Thankfully the room shown in the pics exists and is somewhat decent.

Massage was okay, but the atmosphere and available services lead me to say would not repeat or recommend to others.

[RosieOFondle]

On one near visit, my fist was within an inch of the first knock on a door when ice hit my veins and froze my swing in place. I wasn't even worried about this one so much, so my spidey senses were mostly off-guard. But I faintly heard a couple of voices and a walkie squelch as I walked past the room next door. The sound wasn't obvious so it took a few seconds to register and literally hit me as I was mid knock, but just in time to stop it. On my way out, I noticed a couple of cars in the Costco lot next door that I should have noticed coming in. Never heard of any mass netting of our buddies here from that day, but I'm convinced a fast reaction saved my hyde.

I've never made the jump to an escort type of situation but definitely have thought about it and contacted a couple. Being pretty new to all of this and I'm guessing a "youngin" on this forum, these two posts are about as frightening as being 6 years old again and watching nightmare on elm street. I actually want to thank you guys for the stirrup though. They are a reality check and keep the correct brain doing the decision making and judgement calls. That's easy to lose when the "other head" is blurring things up.

[Sara8032]

On one near visit, my fist was within an inch of the first knock on a door when ice hit my veins and froze my swing in place. I wasn't even worried about this one so much, so my spidey senses were mostly off-guard. But I faintly heard a couple of voices and a walkie squelch as I walked past the room next door. The sound wasn't obvious so it took a few seconds to register and literally hit me as I was mid knock, but just in time to stop it. On my way out, I noticed a couple of cars in the Costco lot next door that I should have noticed coming in. Never heard of any mass netting of our buddies here from that day, but I'm convinced a fast reaction saved my hyde.

I went back and read his post from a couple years back with great interest in the business about five months and I can only speak for myself.

Any of us are subject to be compromised at any time and depending on the persons character and consequences we can't exactly presume how someone would respond to legal pressure. I personally am fairly confident that I wouldn't dare risk the careers and family lives of my clients in order to gain leniency over such a minor charge. But I'm also older and mature than many of the young spinners out there. To a provider a bust would be humiliating but to a client it could be career and / or marriage ending. Some who have other issues or drug addition may not think so clearly when pressured. As you know other well known providers have been pinched in the not so distant past but fortunately had the fortitude of simply biting the bullit. I would always be wary of any unsolicited text from a provider. I know other than maybe two people that I see I never ever text them for any reason unless it's in response to one from them. I would always be suspect specially if they especially if they start asking specific services or pricing. It's month of May in Indy let's all just be careful out there.

[TonyS1964]

The blonde? I'd hit that.

You couldn't get to the blonde without the other there too, boner killer for me.

[TryinAgain2]

The front desk staff thing, to me at least, is huge. These people are not professional actors / undercover cops. Despite being told to act natural, they simply won't be able to get past their knee jerk reaction of feeling uncomfortable. Two people that day uttered a "hello" back to me, as they were looking away. Perhaps it's oversimplified, but this little insight into human nature should have spoken volumes, and in hind sight, was a dead giveaway.

On one near visit, my fist was within an inch of the first knock on a door when ice hit my veins and froze my swing in place. I wasn't even worried about this one so much, so my spidey senses were mostly off-guard. But I faintly heard a couple of voices and a walkie squelch as I walked past the room next door. The sound wasn't obvious so it took a few seconds to register and literally hit me as I was mid knock, but just in time to stop it. On my way out, I noticed a couple of cars in the Costco lot next door that I should have noticed coming in. Never heard of any mass netting of our buddies here from that day, but I'm convinced a fast reaction saved my hyde.

[EarlyCuyler]

I was maybe an hour from closing in on the deal myself but pulled for several reasons. Some that you have listed and another that was unique to my circumstances. Thankfully I learned from that experience and have improved in my own detective skills. Such as phone number searches, IP addresses, plate searches (through a friend), etc. However I have limited my overall exposure. I was careful before (past 28 years) but since this incident I'm like Jack Ryan going out for pussy. Yes my numbers are down slightly but its not because of any safety concern but more of an availability issue. Now that we are older and have more money to spend we don't have the time to spend with some awesome ladies in our region. Yes region, why limit yourself to Indy?

Or maybe I have stopped years ago and I am just reliving my glory days. Either way its been a great ride.

The front desk staff thing, to me at least, is huge. These people are not professional actors / undercover cops. Despite being told to act natural, they simply won't be able to get past their knee jerk reaction of feeling uncomfortable. Two people that day uttered a "hello" back to me, as they were looking away. Perhaps it's oversimplified, but this little insight into human nature should have spoken volumes, and in hind sight, was a dead giveaway.

[BigGuyUAteMe]

Great Lady.

I've been following the inquiries and the kind words about me, and decided to create an account to reply. After 5 years of enjoying your companionship, I've decided to try to take my life in another direction. And no, not because of a visit from Uncle. Sometimes it's just time for a change. If you know me, you know that my kids and family are everything to me and it's time to make them proud. You have all been so wonderful to me and I want to thank you for your kindness and for letting me get to know you. You've stood up for me when I've been falsely accused of wrong-doing, and you've tolerated me in my rare but occasional quirky moments. We never know what the future holds, but for the time being I will miss you all so much and hope the best for you! All of my love and thank you again. <3.

Nancy you were one of the best!

Wish you nothing but good things!

BG.

[Numbnutts]

Two years ago this weekend, I went for an appointment with a lovely girl named Kandi. GRBoiler, a well known and respected hobbyist was kind enough to vouch for her. What I didn't know at the time was that Kandi and GR had handed over their profiles to IMPD Vice. When Kandi opened the door, I noticed that she hadn't honored my aparrel request, not even close. She was dressed like a YMCA camp counselor.. I of course thought nothing of it, fell for the line, "I only have one condom" by answering, "I only need one. . . I'm not 25 anymore. Ha ha". Well, the rest was incarceration history, and I dined on orange bologna and was regaled by tales from Indy's finest thugs for the next 18 hours.

I of course learned my lesson. What I do with my genitalia and my money IS the government's business. Prostitution is WRONG and should be seen for the public scourge that it is. I did my "time" and even voluntarily wrote "I will not pay for a blowjob. . . Even if it's really really good" 1000 times on Vice's chalkboard.

Early's top 10 list of things to know if arrested for patronizing a prostitute. . . Which is a misnomer. She's not REALLY a prostitute. . . She's a police officer:

1. When you walk past the front desk staff, wish them a cheery hello. If they stammer and quickly look away, not knowing what to say, they may know something you don't know. . . Yet.

2. If a hotel parking lot is completely empty, except for a bunch of vehicles at one end of the building next to an exit, you might want to cancel.

3. When your "date" texts you a few times prior to the appointment asking what you want, it may actually be Officer T. M., salivating at the opportunity to stop you from giving your wife a disease, which based on her interviews with local media, seems to happen 100 percent of the time.

4. If you have any doubts, tell her you are only there for a massage, and then make her give one for a few minutes. There's no way she'll be able to bring herself to touch such a disgusting degenerate. . . Even for another notch in her ever expanding gun belt.

5. Have a story ready if you have to explain where you were for the past 18 hours. This wasn't a problem for me, but it was for the other 7 members of the Southport Eight.

6. Always know by heart the phone number of a friend who can get his hands on a few hundred bucks to bond you out. Most of you probably only know your SO's phone number by heart. . . Or that of your mother's which is probably almost as bad.

7. Realize that there is NOTHING you are going to be able to do to get out of spending the rest of the day and possibly night in the pokey. Don't sign ANYTHING.

8. Don't pick up the soap.

9. Be thankful for the new hobby friends that you're going to make after all of this is over. (You know who you are.).

10. Just when you think you have it all figured out, you may not really have it all figured out.

So! Happy Anniversary to the other 7! Keep it in your pants.

I was maybe an hour from closing in on the deal myself but pulled for several reasons. Some that you have listed and another that was unique to my circumstances. Thankfully I learned from that experience and have improved in my own detective skills. Such as phone number searches, IP addresses, plate searches (through a friend), etc. However I have limited my overall exposure. I was careful before (past 28 years) but since this incident I'm like Jack Ryan going out for pussy. Yes my numbers are down slightly but its not because of any safety concern but more of an availability issue. Now that we are older and have more money to spend we don't have the time to spend with some awesome ladies in our region. Yes region, why limit yourself to Indy?

Or maybe I have stopped years ago and I am just reliving my glory days. Either way its been a great ride.

[Wulfgar]

Now that is a sobering post.

Two years ago this weekend, I went for an appointment with a lovely girl named Kandi. GRBoiler, a well known and respected hobbyist was kind enough to vouch for her. What I didn't know at the time was that Kandi and GR had handed over their profiles to IMPD Vice. When Kandi opened the door, I noticed that she hadn't honored my aparrel request, not even close. She was dressed like a YMCA camp counselor.. I of course thought nothing of it, fell for the line, "I only have one condom" by answering, "I only need one. . . I'm not 25 anymore. Ha ha". Well, the rest was incarceration history, and I dined on orange bologna and was regaled by tales from Indy's finest thugs for the next 18 hours.

I of course learned my lesson. What I do with my genitalia and my money IS the government's business. Prostitution is WRONG and should be seen for the public scourge that it is. I did my "time" and even voluntarily wrote "I will not pay for a blowjob. . . Even if it's really really good" 1000 times on Vice's chalkboard.

Early's top 10 list of things to know if arrested for patronizing a prostitute. . . Which is a misnomer. She's not REALLY a prostitute. . . She's a police officer:

1. When you walk past the front desk staff, wish them a cheery hello. If they stammer and quickly look away, not knowing what to say, they may know something you don't know. . . Yet.

2. If a hotel parking lot is completely empty, except for a bunch of vehicles at one end of the building next to an exit, you might want to cancel.

3. When your "date" texts you a few times prior to the appointment asking what you want, it may actually be Officer T. M., salivating at the opportunity to stop you from giving your wife a disease, which based on her interviews with local media, seems to happen 100 percent of the time.

4. If you have any doubts, tell her you are only there for a massage, and then make her give one for a few minutes. There's no way she'll be able to bring herself to touch such a disgusting degenerate. . . Even for another notch in her ever expanding gun belt.

5. Have a story ready if you have to explain where you were for the past 18 hours. This wasn't a problem for me, but it was for the other 7 members of the Southport Eight.

6. Always know by heart the phone number of a friend who can get his hands on a few hundred bucks to bond you out. Most of you probably only know your SO's phone number by heart. . . Or that of your mother's which is probably almost as bad.

7. Realize that there is NOTHING you are going to be able to do to get out of spending the rest of the day and possibly night in the pokey. Don't sign ANYTHING.

8. Don't pick up the soap.

9. Be thankful for the new hobby friends that you're going to make after all of this is over. (You know who you are.).

10. Just when you think you have it all figured out, you may not really have it all figured out.

So! Happy Anniversary to the other 7! Keep it in your pants.

[NightOwl14]

After seeing the pictures you actually visited these ladies? Good heavens, man. That one girl has an alien coming out of her. Maybe it's a leftover umbilical cord.

http://indianapolis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/12318048

In all fairness, the linked ad now has pictures that weren't there when I initially contacted them. To their credit, those pictures are more accurate.

And FF, definitely no freckles.

[EarlyCuyler]

Two years ago this weekend, I went for an appointment with a lovely girl named Kandi. GRBoiler, a well known and respected hobbyist was kind enough to vouch for her. What I didn't know at the time was that Kandi and GR had handed over their profiles to IMPD Vice. When Kandi opened the door, I noticed that she hadn't honored my aparrel request, not even close. She was dressed like a YMCA camp counselor.. I of course thought nothing of it, fell for the line, "I only have one condom" by answering, "I only need one. . . I'm not 25 anymore. Ha ha". Well, the rest was incarceration history, and I dined on orange bologna and was regaled by tales from Indy's finest thugs for the next 18 hours.

I of course learned my lesson. What I do with my genitalia and my money IS the government's business. Prostitution is WRONG and should be seen for the public scourge that it is. I did my "time" and even voluntarily wrote "I will not pay for a blowjob. . . Even if it's really really good" 1000 times on Vice's chalkboard.

Early's top 10 list of things to know if arrested for patronizing a prostitute. . . Which is a misnomer. She's not REALLY a prostitute. . . She's a police officer:

1. When you walk past the front desk staff, wish them a cheery hello. If they stammer and quickly look away, not knowing what to say, they may know something you don't know. . . Yet.

2. If a hotel parking lot is completely empty, except for a bunch of vehicles at one end of the building next to an exit, you might want to cancel.

3. When your "date" texts you a few times prior to the appointment asking what you want, it may actually be Officer T. M., salivating at the opportunity to stop you from giving your wife a disease, which based on her interviews with local media, seems to happen 100 percent of the time.

4. If you have any doubts, tell her you are only there for a massage, and then make her give one for a few minutes. There's no way she'll be able to bring herself to touch such a disgusting degenerate. . . Even for another notch in her ever expanding gun belt.

5. Have a story ready if you have to explain where you were for the past 18 hours. This wasn't a problem for me, but it was for the other 7 members of the Southport Eight.

6. Always know by heart the phone number of a friend who can get his hands on a few hundred bucks to bond you out. Most of you probably only know your SO's phone number by heart. . . Or that of your mother's which is probably almost as bad.

7. Realize that there is NOTHING you are going to be able to do to get out of spending the rest of the day and possibly night in the pokey. Don't sign ANYTHING.

8. Don't pick up the soap.

9. Be thankful for the new hobby friends that you're going to make after all of this is over. (You know who you are.).

10. Just when you think you have it all figured out, you may not really have it all figured out.

So! Happy Anniversary to the other 7! Keep it in your pants.

[EarlyCuyler]

I have met the ultimate (or dynamic) duo that a number of us have raved about on here. Something tells me this is not in the same league. Heck not even the same planet.

http://indianapolis.backpage.com/Fem...utcall/9335482

Not a real productive posting but had to be a smart ass when I saw this one.

The blonde? I'd hit that.

[Member #6963]

After seeing the pictures you actually visited these ladies? Good heavens, man. That one girl has an alien coming out of her. Maybe it's a leftover umbilical cord.

http://indianapolis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/12318048

LOL, it's the other girls thumb. She had her hand around her with the thumb sticking out and it looks like it's coming out of her belly.

FF.

P.S. I know this because I put the pics under a microscope looking for freckles!