Massage Parlor Reports

[Member #4909]

I personally don't want to start an argument here but when I started reading Massage Parlor forum I came into one simple conclusion. Lately a lot of these places are being scrutinized heavily by people who go to these places as a hobby and also by uncle LEO. Stuff like this especially in Orlando they have to be a little careful. From what I gather it takes times for these AMP and MP offer the kind of service you want the first time. This might be corny but trust is important. After all if you loose your business license because of a crack down its twice as hard to get another one.

Thanks man you're right, you understand, I'm not trying to argue either I'm just saying what happened. The other guy who calls "bs" why the Fuck would I make all of this up? What would I gain from it? But yeah that's the vibe I got I guess they thought I was going to shut their place down with the amount of THIS IS LEGIT MASSAGE I got as soon as I walked in so just warning people who are visiting don't waste your cash.

[Squid Jigs]

If that title sounds like an Emily Dickinson novel, cut me some slack. I'm still relaxed from the massage I got there Monday night. I stopped by this place a few weeks ago while doing recon in this part of town. Since I moved I am collecting a new group of local spots try out. Sunflower is definitely on my go-to list now. Saw Shi shi (when I popped in to get a business card. She looked fun, so I asked for her by name when I called for an appt. $70/ hour.

I asked for Shi Shi and got Coco, but I'm not complaining. She gave the hardest therapeutic massage I have had in a long time. Got into the knots with her elbows and drilled relentlessly. For a therapeutic massage, only one other spa is as good IMHO, and that is Lucky Dragon. But as the pain (the good kind) faded I dreamed of the difference between Lucky Dragon and here, the finish. Visions of a vigorous and relentless handshake with OTC roaming filled my head. Once junior popped, I woke up and gave her my standard tip for a great massage, $40. One slight downgrade, I was not offered a TS, don't even know if they have one.

[IAmTheOnly1]

If I go and TOFTT, and get nothing, I'll report so everyone knows what's up, and definitely never return. These girls know what's up and if not their very naive to think we're coming back for more of nothing.

Sox man out.

If you find somewhere to get a good Nuru massage let me know.

[DeadEye65]

Hello Fellas! I am visiting Orlando and I saw this place in the Backpage Rubs section.

Any feedback would be greatly appreciated!

Gracias.

If its the one on 192 it sucks. No HE. Avoid.

[Citywalk]

Vacant and for sale. What happened to Natural Therapies? Back in the day they had gorgeous Vietnamese girls.

It's been closed for awhile now.

[LordNikon]

I personally don't want to start an argument here but when I started reading Massage Parlor forum I came into one simple conclusion. Lately a lot of these places are being scrutinized heavily by people who go to these places as a hobby and also by uncle LEO. Stuff like this especially in Orlando they have to be a little careful. From what I gather it takes times for these AMP and MP offer the kind of service you want the first time. This might be corny but trust is important. After all if you loose your business license because of a crack down its twice as hard to get another one.

-Let me start off saying that I'm young, do they have something against young guys? In Tampa I don't have to be 25 to get a damn TS. I'm a grown ass man.

-I went on this board to research and only see reviews on Luxsa and CB and nothing else so I'm not sure if you all already know this but if you know nothing about Orlando do yourself a favor, unless its Luxsa just give up and ride out to Tampa. Orlando AMPs suck.

-My problem with Luxsa is that I'm young and its weird for me, but I guess most don't really understand. The one time I went the girl asked, "What are you doing here you could just go get a girl. Why are you doing this?" It didn't offend me I just don't really like answering questions like that. But besides that you guys have a really special thing here. Its cheap as hell compared to AMPs (even in Tampa) and the woman I had was attractive and made me feel good. Na there's no FS but if that's what you like you should really just do BP.

-Serenity Spa, I saw a review that said it was closed but thinking with the little head my dumb ass proceeds over there. I give her my I'd and card she charges it and continues looking at my I'd. She says OMG I can't do this, I point out my age and she's like, "No massage. " I say I've already been here twice (I went last year I guess it got raided since then) she says, "All new owners. " At this point I say give me my money back. These women out here in Orlando are so desperate for money its pathetic, she begs to do the massage now, "Okay you can have massage but its professional massage. " I ask for my money back and she says NO. What? After sitting there calmly for like 10 minutes she "figures out" how to give my money back. The day started horribly and it gets worse. Never go here.

-Magic Spa, saw it on BP, I assume I'm good. First question, "age. " First thing she says is, "This is legitimate massage. She said people come in and are like WHAT?" At least she was honest.

-Asahi Spa, saw it on BP, little head is dying now he's doing all the thinking. I should have just went home after she said she's busy. I'm sure after I gave her my I'd I'd be turned away. At least the lady who answered seemed hot.

-International Spa, I saw it on google maps. . 85 for an hour. Are all these places really legit or is it my age? One lady asks if I want a shower and leaves. Other lady comes in asks my age and says no shower. Again do I need to be 25 to get a fucking TS? These ladies are crazy. Maybe they thought I was undercover, it really confused me. I tell her, "The other lady said I'll get a TS. I'll take my money back. " These ladies are so pathetic as soon as you say that they change and now I can get a shower. Not going to lie if you want a legit massage it was amazing. But you all know what would have made it better. Tip. 2 because at least massage was great. Maybe they do extras but I don't know, if you want a good massage though go ahead.

-TG Spa, little head decision again. The worst mistake of my life. Obviously from all these other experiences I should have gone home. Paid. 5 for the absolute worst massage I've EVER had in my life. But you know what would make up for that terrible massage, even a terrible HJ would be okay if I got off after how terrible my day had been. But nope she says get up get dressed LOL. Its pathetic man she didn't even ask for a tip because she knows damn well how bad she is. Never go here, ever.

-So I spent $. 50 thinking with the little head and learned that I guess you have to be like 25-30 to AT LEAST get a TS here in Orlando now? The only reason this kills me is because big and little head are still pissed off, and last time I was here Serenity was glad to help me. Also, I'm usually in Tampa and you can go to ANY AMP and get service, they are elated to see a young good looking guy. Even if the massage is terrible at least there's a HE! Even if she's ugly, there's a HE! But no not here in Orlando. If you're reading this and you want to TOFTT don't. Go to Luxsa. Has anyone else had any luck at any of these places?

[Lanier]

Vacant and for sale. What happened to Natural Therapies? Back in the day they had gorgeous Vietnamese girls.

[Timy1979]

I call BS on your entire review and well your other 6 reviews.

-Let me start off saying that I'm young, do they have something against young guys? In Tampa I don't have to be 25 to get a damn TS. I'm a grown ass man.

-I went on this board to research and only see reviews on Luxsa and CB and nothing else so I'm not sure if you all already know this but if you know nothing about Orlando do yourself a favor, unless its Luxsa just give up and ride out to Tampa. Orlando AMPs suck.

-My problem with Luxsa is that I'm young and its weird for me, but I guess most don't really understand. The one time I went the girl asked, "What are you doing here you could just go get a girl. Why are you doing this?" It didn't offend me I just don't really like answering questions like that. But besides that you guys have a really special thing here. Its cheap as hell compared to AMPs (even in Tampa) and the woman I had was attractive and made me feel good. Na there's no FS but if that's what you like you should really just do BP.

-Serenity Spa, I saw a review that said it was closed but thinking with the little head my dumb ass proceeds over there. I give her my I'd and card she charges it and continues looking at my I'd. She says OMG I can't do this, I point out my age and she's like, "No massage. " I say I've already been here twice (I went last year I guess it got raided since then) she says, "All new owners. " At this point I say give me my money back. These women out here in Orlando are so desperate for money its pathetic, she begs to do the massage now, "Okay you can have massage but its professional massage. " I ask for my money back and she says NO. What? After sitting there calmly for like 10 minutes she "figures out" how to give my money back. The day started horribly and it gets worse. Never go here.

-Magic Spa, saw it on BP, I assume I'm good. First question, "age. " First thing she says is, "This is legitimate massage. She said people come in and are like WHAT?" At least she was honest.

-Asahi Spa, saw it on BP, little head is dying now he's doing all the thinking. I should have just went home after she said she's busy. I'm sure after I gave her my I'd I'd be turned away. At least the lady who answered seemed hot.

-International Spa, I saw it on google maps. . 85 for an hour. Are all these places really legit or is it my age? One lady asks if I want a shower and leaves. Other lady comes in asks my age and says no shower. Again do I need to be 25 to get a fucking TS? These ladies are crazy. Maybe they thought I was undercover, it really confused me. I tell her, "The other lady said I'll get a TS. I'll take my money back. " These ladies are so pathetic as soon as you say that they change and now I can get a shower. Not going to lie if you want a legit massage it was amazing. But you all know what would have made it better. Tip. 2 because at least massage was great. Maybe they do extras but I don't know, if you want a good massage though go ahead.

-TG Spa, little head decision again. The worst mistake of my life. Obviously from all these other experiences I should have gone home. Paid. 5 for the absolute worst massage I've EVER had in my life. But you know what would make up for that terrible massage, even a terrible HJ would be okay if I got off after how terrible my day had been. But nope she says get up get dressed LOL. Its pathetic man she didn't even ask for a tip because she knows damn well how bad she is. Never go here, ever.

-So I spent $. 50 thinking with the little head and learned that I guess you have to be like 25-30 to AT LEAST get a TS here in Orlando now? The only reason this kills me is because big and little head are still pissed off, and last time I was here Serenity was glad to help me. Also, I'm usually in Tampa and you can go to ANY AMP and get service, they are elated to see a young good looking guy. Even if the massage is terrible at least there's a HE! Even if she's ugly, there's a HE! But no not here in Orlando. If you're reading this and you want to TOFTT don't. Go to Luxsa. Has anyone else had any luck at any of these places?

[Timy1979]

I've seen her a few times, at the HOP and her new place so not really a new client. But thank you for the info I will keep trying.

She is still around but has another part time job and focuses on school. She posts every once and a while and that is the only time she sees her regulars. Not really taking any new clients.

[Sex Xes]

Thought that place got shut down. Did they move some where else or still on Colonial (or am I thinking of someplace else?

They are still on East colonial. Some drunk drove his car into their front window a while back but that's been repaired.

[OrlandoJ]

Is Heidi still around? I have been trying to get a old of her for a few weeks with no response.

She is still around but has another part time job and focuses on school. She posts every once and a while and that is the only time she sees her regulars. Not really taking any new clients.

[Vegas Nole]

Thought that place got shut down. Did they move some where else or still on Colonial (or am I thinking of someplace else?

Drove by minutes ago and the open sign was on. Never been there. I may have to try.

[Member #4909]

-Let me start off saying that I'm young, do they have something against young guys? In Tampa I don't have to be 25 to get a damn TS. I'm a grown ass man.

-I went on this board to research and only see reviews on Luxsa and CB and nothing else so I'm not sure if you all already know this but if you know nothing about Orlando do yourself a favor, unless its Luxsa just give up and ride out to Tampa. Orlando AMPs suck.

-My problem with Luxsa is that I'm young and its weird for me, but I guess most don't really understand. The one time I went the girl asked, "What are you doing here you could just go get a girl. Why are you doing this?" It didn't offend me I just don't really like answering questions like that. But besides that you guys have a really special thing here. Its cheap as hell compared to AMPs (even in Tampa) and the woman I had was attractive and made me feel good. Na there's no FS but if that's what you like you should really just do BP.

-Serenity Spa, I saw a review that said it was closed but thinking with the little head my dumb ass proceeds over there. I give her my I'd and card she charges it and continues looking at my I'd. She says OMG I can't do this, I point out my age and she's like, "No massage. " I say I've already been here twice (I went last year I guess it got raided since then) she says, "All new owners. " At this point I say give me my money back. These women out here in Orlando are so desperate for money its pathetic, she begs to do the massage now, "Okay you can have massage but its professional massage. " I ask for my money back and she says NO. What? After sitting there calmly for like 10 minutes she "figures out" how to give my money back. The day started horribly and it gets worse. Never go here.

-Magic Spa, saw it on BP, I assume I'm good. First question, "age. " First thing she says is, "This is legitimate massage. She said people come in and are like WHAT?" At least she was honest.

-Asahi Spa, saw it on BP, little head is dying now he's doing all the thinking. I should have just went home after she said she's busy. I'm sure after I gave her my I'd I'd be turned away. At least the lady who answered seemed hot.

-International Spa, I saw it on google maps. . 85 for an hour. Are all these places really legit or is it my age? One lady asks if I want a shower and leaves. Other lady comes in asks my age and says no shower. Again do I need to be 25 to get a fucking TS? These ladies are crazy. Maybe they thought I was undercover, it really confused me. I tell her, "The other lady said I'll get a TS. I'll take my money back. " These ladies are so pathetic as soon as you say that they change and now I can get a shower. Not going to lie if you want a legit massage it was amazing. But you all know what would have made it better. Tip. 2 because at least massage was great. Maybe they do extras but I don't know, if you want a good massage though go ahead.

-TG Spa, little head decision again. The worst mistake of my life. Obviously from all these other experiences I should have gone home. Paid. 5 for the absolute worst massage I've EVER had in my life. But you know what would make up for that terrible massage, even a terrible HJ would be okay if I got off after how terrible my day had been. But nope she says get up get dressed LOL. Its pathetic man she didn't even ask for a tip because she knows damn well how bad she is. Never go here, ever.

-So I spent $. 50 thinking with the little head and learned that I guess you have to be like 25-30 to AT LEAST get a TS here in Orlando now? The only reason this kills me is because big and little head are still pissed off, and last time I was here Serenity was glad to help me. Also, I'm usually in Tampa and you can go to ANY AMP and get service, they are elated to see a young good looking guy. Even if the massage is terrible at least there's a HE! Even if she's ugly, there's a HE! But no not here in Orlando. If you're reading this and you want to TOFTT don't. Go to Luxsa. Has anyone else had any luck at any of these places?

[Smokedmeat]

Spot on, I've reviewed her in the past. Lady could milk a rock.

Was always curious about this one so I decided to give it a try. Tina is very organized and friendly in communications. Easily setup a time to go see her and met her at her apartment. The area, as has been noted, is a little dodgy but not really unsafe either. She's early 50's, short and her body is showing the age. There's not really any hips or booty to speak of and like all mature providers, gravity has taken a toll. I always say though that attitude trumps the physical so that's really up to each mongers preference.

The difference with her is that she gives a one hour massage of which more than half is dedicated to her special Eastern magical techniques. That's a much better ratio than the AMPs but I also wonder if it's maybe too much of a good thing? Maybe not. In any case I thought I would post the info and other seniors can PM me for more. THE rate is posted on her site.

K.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ilable/8716901

[Kingforanight]

Was always curious about this one so I decided to give it a try. Tina is very organized and friendly in communications. Easily setup a time to go see her and met her at her apartment. The area, as has been noted, is a little dodgy but not really unsafe either. She's early 50's, short and her body is showing the age. There's not really any hips or booty to speak of and like all mature providers, gravity has taken a toll. I always say though that attitude trumps the physical so that's really up to each mongers preference.

The difference with her is that she gives a one hour massage of which more than half is dedicated to her special Eastern magical techniques. That's a much better ratio than the AMPs but I also wonder if it's maybe too much of a good thing? Maybe not. In any case I thought I would post the info and other seniors can PM me for more. THE rate is posted on her site.

K.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ilable/8716901