Massage Parlor Reports

[BraddyWestSide]

Gentlemen,

Just posted this over in BP thread since I'm not sure how you guys run your threads in ATL and wanted to make sure it landed in right spot.

I Just found out I will leaving Orlando and will be in your fine city next week for business and am hoping to taste some of the local fare. I'm in the process of RTFF-ing but due to time constraints I wanted to see if I could grab some insight.

I'm staying downtown and could order an outcall but I also am flexible with a car. In my dreams I have preferred high quality sensual massage with extras. FS is not necessary, but I prefer more than a handshake. Any recommendations?

Thanks in advance for any help. I will be happy to repay favor if anyone is looking for info on Orlando or Arizona (lived there recently).

BW.

[Homeo]

Just went. 21 year old, 6-7 face, blonde hair Chinese girl. Looks better in the dim light of the rooms. But still a lot better than a lot of other CAMPs. Hour is $50 with a $50 tip for a topless HE. Her name is Tina. Body is typical, but with a slightly better ass than most. More available with more $. But walls don't extend to the ceiling. Place is very clean and serves buckhead Bettie's as I saw two walking out when I came in.

Just saw this ad for this place near Piedmont and Roswell Rd. I don't get over that way very often. Anyone ever been here?

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/thp/4997096270.html

[Niteluvr]

I rolled in here late night not long ago and they had 2 gals. I chose the better of the 2 but had a couple of beers in me so had I not been on the sauce I probably would have bolted. Anyhow I. Was in the mood for some Latina pie. Same as discribed by others but I had a $60 house fee. It takes me 5 minutes and I am in a long heated battle over price. I threaten to leave and start to put on my clothes and another girl comes in and convinces me to stay for a hundy. Next thing I know I am pounding it out and she starts in with all these rules. I can't touch her face. I can't kiss her neck. WTF? So I try doggy and she starts ask me to hurry up. And complaining. After about 10 minutes and bad beer dick I say fuck this. I can't comcentrate with all these fucking. Rules. I mad a deal for 1/2 my money back and left. I think they fucked me though as I olnly got back $40. Oh well.

Glad to hear someone has stood up to their bullshit games. Hopefully other guys will read your post and simply avoid the place. All of the posts regarding Himalayan have been negative, so I have no desire to go there.

[Niteluvr]

If you are new to this, my advice is to stop now. Many of us here have spent thousands of dollars and many years on a hobby that becomes an addiction. Anyone who tells you otherwise is not being genuine. We are all chasing the dragon. Chasing a fantasy. Always looking for something that doesn't exist and just when we think we have found it, it's gone again in short order. And the hunt continues over and over and over. This board will help as will others if you want to play but the truth is you just need to go yourself. There was a time when I would hit 3 places a day, now I have scaled back to 1 or 2 a week. Don't let it get out of control. If you have the means it can get way out of control. It can ruin relationships and lives. Good luck.

Mikey, I wouldn't discourage the guy. Any "vice" can become addictive; just have to control mongering activities. Perhaps a couple of quality romps over several cheapos would do the trick.

[Niteluvr]

King's up the street, but she's long gone from there.

Are you referring to SaSa?

[Cocknballs]

Do you remember the parlor you luckily drew her at again, some months later?

King's up the street, but she's long gone from there.

[Cocknballs]

But if you're looking for a CAMP with a good massage and guarantee HE then go to either Massage Nova, Balance Touch, or Massage Angel (Hammond Drive).

Can't agree on Massage Nova. Dropped in earlier & drew a girl named Cindy. Long story short, very clinical, no teasing or hint of extras, and actually shorted me about 5 or 10 min. There was another shorter lady there who looked a little older, maybe she delivers? Anyway, I won't be back to find out.

[OldMassageGuy]

Also I'm at the stage of life, I just want to lay back and enjoy a nice HE. I don't even try to fiv, or get inside their shirt. Give me a good massage, with a nice HE and I am good to go. Let the next guy feel her up.

If you are new to this, my advice is to stop now. Many of us here have spent thousands of dollars and many years on a hobby that becomes an addiction. Anyone who tells you otherwise is not being genuine. We are all chasing the dragon. Chasing a fantasy. Always looking for something that doesn't exist and just when we think we have found it, it's gone again in short order. And the hunt continues over and over and over. This board will help as will others if you want to play but the truth is you just need to go yourself. There was a time when I would hit 3 places a day, now I have scaled back to 1 or 2 a week. Don't let it get out of control. If you have the means it can get way out of control. It can ruin relationships and lives. Good luck.

[OldMassageGuy]

Well I was never a 3 times a day guy, but maybe 4-5 times a week. Now maybe 1 or possibly 2 during period time, or what is turning into menapaus time. Other than that, I have to be prepared in case the old lady wants a run in the sack. Damn old age, I can't recover like I used to. She might get suspicious if only dust comes out. LOL.

If you are new to this, my advice is to stop now. Many of us here have spent thousands of dollars and many years on a hobby that becomes an addiction. Anyone who tells you otherwise is not being genuine. We are all chasing the dragon. Chasing a fantasy. Always looking for something that doesn't exist and just when we think we have found it, it's gone again in short order. And the hunt continues over and over and over. This board will help as will others if you want to play but the truth is you just need to go yourself. There was a time when I would hit 3 places a day, now I have scaled back to 1 or 2 a week. Don't let it get out of control. If you have the means it can get way out of control. It can ruin relationships and lives. Good luck.

[SpaTyme]

Massage Pro on Peachtree Pkwy in Suwanee is better than Min Hua, IMO.

I went back to Massage Pro and found out why I thought it had changed. Nancy is no longer the owner, she has moved on and will not be returning.

[Kid Cisco]

If you are new to this, my advice is to stop now. Many of us here have spent thousands of dollars and many years on a hobby that becomes an addiction. Anyone who tells you otherwise is not being genuine. We are all chasing the dragon. Chasing a fantasy. Always looking for something that doesn't exist and just when we think we have found it, it's gone again in short order. And the hunt continues over and over and over. This board will help as will others if you want to play but the truth is you just need to go yourself. There was a time when I would hit 3 places a day, now I have scaled back to 1 or 2 a week. Don't let it get out of control. If you have the means it can get way out of control. It can ruin relationships and lives. Good luck.

MikeyGaGa1,

You gave this guy some GREAT advice I started in this game in my teens I was dating a few girls when being a Virgin was a big deal so I would hit the streetwalkers from time to time. Then I WENT overseas and went wild for $20 or so I could have what I wanted I have slowed down a lot here in the states maybe once a month or two I seen guys blow their 401K , or once they get their pension in 3 days it is gone so be careful since I go overseas a lot I WAIT until I go there.

Kid Cisco.

[Kid Cisco]

Well, that was terrible.

I'm in town this week and HST is literally right around the corner from me. As Steak 404 pointed out, a gentleman collected my $80 in the front foyer from behind a sliding window. He then walks me to my room right next to the entrance. This is a pretty threadbare establishment. I enter my room, get undressed, and wait about 5 minutes. A really tall provider shows up named Patty (or sounds like that).

At first glance, Patty does look fairly attractive. Tall, fair skin, long blonde (or frosted) hair, tremendous breasts, body seems to be in fairly good shape. She does have some tattoos to include one on her stomach. I tell her I would like a shower -- she walks me to the table shower room and pretty much leaves me to give myself my own shower. Just as well as the table didn't look like one I would want to lie down on. I shower up, towel off, step out of the shower room, and Patty comes to collect me.

To the room, to my table in the face down position, and she proceeds to rub me down with some sort of dry (salt?) bar. Actually feels pretty nice. After about 5 minutes, turn over, and she does the same thing on the front side. After another 3 - 5 minutes of this, I get the proposition. I balked at the price tag for additional services. Too be honest, I'm losing the mood. After she tells me $115 for a standard finish, I say sorry, I don't want to pay that much. She pretty much tells me that I can't leave with "nada!" At that moment, I am more than happy to accept my losses and roll out. However, I give in on a standard finish and it is hard for me (pun) to get up for this. Eventually, the "finish," I clean up, leave her the extra amount, and leave.

If I were you, I would not bother with this establishment. I've never been with a Latina provider. This was not worth the time nor money.

This place is a joke and I wouldn't call the girls here REAL Latina's their mind-set are more in line of greedy Americans chicks that have a LATIN back ground LOL if you want a Latina go to their country DR, Costa Rica, Panama, Colombia hell you will pay far less.

Kid Cisco.

[MikeyGaGa1]

I've been under a lot of stress lately for about three months now once April ends, actually. I tend to wear stress in my shoulders. Since I wanted to relax, I figured why not be happy afterwards too. So recently (over this past month 1/2) I tried a couple of places that have already been talked about, but I'd like to 1) keep the info fresh, and 2) ask for suggestions at the end.

K Spa and Bally (right next to each other) on Buford Hwy: As both are KAMP, everyone pretty much knows the deal. These are the only two KAMPs I've been to thus far, and I've also been to two CAMPs the differences are interesting. K Spa and Bally usually house older women with fake, hard breasts and gallons of makeup. They're not overweight or anything though. But, I'm just not into exactly those things. Caked-up-faces of makeup (I'd like to cake your face instead, please), and hard, fake tits? I don't care if they're "perfectly" shaped, they're nasty. So, needless to say, I'm not super into these two joints.

Bally in particular has a really pushy and loudmouthed mamasan. One time the girl I got spoke poor English and told me a HJ would be $60, and when I gave it to her, she looked flustered and couldn't tell me what was up; next thing I know, mamasan bursts into the room while I'm naked (I understand the irony in this; why would I care that I'm naked by that point, right? But it was weird and unexpected at the time), and tells me I have to pay $80 for HJ in a really rude and demanding way. I was even nice, apologized for any misunderstanding, and told her that her girl told me $60. I ended up paying the $80 (which was ridiculous for a HJ, I would later realize) and left a little weirded out / uncomfortable. I stopped going after this experience, because I thought mamasan was a bit of a maniac. The previous two times I used them were decent, I got FS one time and CBJ the other time.

K Spa's mamasan is about as old as one of those thousand-year-old-trees in Japan, and smokes like a Russian. I only tried once. She is the only place I've been to where she asks for your ID before you can even fully enter. I got a girl who was tall and slender, very pretty, but, again, tons of makeup and big, hard, fake breasts. I guess in this business that's what sells, though; it'd make sense. Just isn't for me, personally. The rest of her body was smoking, and she was super friendly, smiling and teasing. Massage was non-existent though; it was a basic rub with no sense of skill or even an idea of what she was doing at all. She looked disappointed when I simply requested a nude HJ as the extra.

Min Hua: Hands-down best place to go if you're looking for a decent massage (not amazing, but not nearly as shitty as the KAMPs like K and Bally) and a guaranteed HE. Depending on the employee, some will allow roaming of the hands during HJ, others aren't comfortable with it. I'm not the kind of guy to be an asshole, so once rejected twice, I don't ask a third time. What I love about M Hua is that there is no BS to go through. Go in, enjoy a 70-80% chance of getting a good massage, and you're guaranteed teasing which leads to a HE which doesn't cost a fortune. It's simple!

Yuni Massage: This place is freakin' incredible if you want a real massage. Lisa is to-die-for. I've actually been here about 8-10 times in the past, and I've not ONCE been let down by the massages given here, despite going through 4 different employees. Lisa will tease the crap out of you if you show you are enjoying it, but I've still yet to get her to do anything more than light teasing. The others I've had won't even tease, but still give incredible massages. Very legit place for amazing and sensual massages.

So, some questions:

1): I'm still fairly new to this, in my mid-twenties and just began about a year ago, thanks in part to this forum and its users. What is Yuni Massage's history? How long have they been there on Buford Hwy, and have they always been strictly legit?

2): What are some other suggestions of places like Min Hua, where it's usually a decent massage instead of shit, and then pretty much guaranteed to leave happily with a simple, low-cost ending? No need for the FS sometimes. So far, out of all the places I have tried, Min Hua is the only one of its kind in terms of its simplicity and budget.

3): How do you avoid the fake breasted, 50 year-olds drowning in makeup? Again, Min Hua seems to hit home. They're older, and not all are exactly skinny, but they're not really overweight, and they look like average housewives just doing their thing. It kind of gives it a more "this pretty housewife stranger is getting me off" feeling over the KAMPs "this common * is getting me off". I've yet to feel bold enough to demand to see all the girls line up when I walk in so that I can choose one and reject others. I'd feel like a dick. But, maybe I'll try that with a KAMP soon; I'm feeling inspired by these stories.

Sorry for the huge wall of text.

If you are new to this, my advice is to stop now. Many of us here have spent thousands of dollars and many years on a hobby that becomes an addiction. Anyone who tells you otherwise is not being genuine. We are all chasing the dragon. Chasing a fantasy. Always looking for something that doesn't exist and just when we think we have found it, it's gone again in short order. And the hunt continues over and over and over. This board will help as will others if you want to play but the truth is you just need to go yourself. There was a time when I would hit 3 places a day, now I have scaled back to 1 or 2 a week. Don't let it get out of control. If you have the means it can get way out of control. It can ruin relationships and lives. Good luck.

[MikeyGaGa1]

$195 for a HJ? Guess that's why most guys don't go there.

I rolled in here late night not long ago and they had 2 gals. I chose the better of the 2 but had a couple of beers in me so had I not been on the sauce I probably would have bolted. Anyhow I. Was in the mood for some Latina pie. Same as discribed by others but I had a $60 house fee. It takes me 5 minutes and I am in a long heated battle over price. I threaten to leave and start to put on my clothes and another girl comes in and convinces me to stay for a hundy. Next thing I know I am pounding it out and she starts in with all these rules. I can't touch her face. I can't kiss her neck. WTF? So I try doggy and she starts ask me to hurry up. And complaining. After about 10 minutes and bad beer dick I say fuck this. I can't comcentrate with all these fucking. Rules. I mad a deal for 1/2 my money back and left. I think they fucked me though as I olnly got back $40. Oh well.

[Niteluvr]

Well, that was terrible.

I'm in town this week and HST is literally right around the corner from me. As Steak 404 pointed out, a gentleman collected my $80 in the front foyer from behind a sliding window. He then walks me to my room right next to the entrance. This is a pretty threadbare establishment. I enter my room, get undressed, and wait about 5 minutes. A really tall provider shows up named Patty (or sounds like that).

At first glance, Patty does look fairly attractive. Tall, fair skin, long blonde (or frosted) hair, tremendous breasts, body seems to be in fairly good shape. She does have some tattoos to include one on her stomach. I tell her I would like a shower -- she walks me to the table shower room and pretty much leaves me to give myself my own shower. Just as well as the table didn't look like one I would want to lie down on. I shower up, towel off, step out of the shower room, and Patty comes to collect me.

To the room, to my table in the face down position, and she proceeds to rub me down with some sort of dry (salt?) bar. Actually feels pretty nice. After about 5 minutes, turn over, and she does the same thing on the front side. After another 3 - 5 minutes of this, I get the proposition. I balked at the price tag for additional services. Too be honest, I'm losing the mood. After she tells me $115 for a standard finish, I say sorry, I don't want to pay that much. She pretty much tells me that I can't leave with "nada!" At that moment, I am more than happy to accept my losses and roll out. However, I give in on a standard finish and it is hard for me (pun) to get up for this. Eventually, the "finish," I clean up, leave her the extra amount, and leave.

If I were you, I would not bother with this establishment. I've never been with a Latina provider. This was not worth the time nor money.

$195 for a HJ? Guess that's why most guys don't go there.