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**LingusUs41** · 04-16-15 23:48

Originally Posted by FreckleFreak [View Original Post]

The best way to prepare is by stretching your back, legs and neck so you can stick your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodby. Nothing else will help you prepare for the Duo.

FF.

P.S. Imagine two freckled women helping you accomplish this task!

Damn FF if I could do that I would stay home and save me some kaaash. Maybe you could help me though I think I see some freckles back there

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**RedMan24** · 04-16-15 22:15

Originally Posted by Numbnutts [View Original Post]

Sometimes providers change their menu without warning and its up to us to report the change. Or it could be a case of YMMV but in this case it appears that she is morphing into a non GFE. I have seen providers get a SO and take menu items off such as BBBJ or DFK so it's not all that unusual. But we should inform each other so that we don't go in with false expectations. Nothing worse than driving 2 hours to see a HOT provider (in another state) that had recently changed her menu and not one monger shared the news. They did know because they shared it through PM after my experience. We need to keep things current here.

My meeting with her was much different than what you experienced. That being said, I saw her only once about 2 months ago. I must add that I did read reviews on here stating exactly what you mentioned before I saw her. She had limited availability and maybe she is overbooking. My session was early morning and couldn't have been better. I guess I caught her at the right time. This may require some dicktective work. If I can make it over to her area I'll defintly give you a report.

**BoydMichaels** · 04-15-15 15:35

In the scheme of things the past two weeks were pretty awesome (Other than getting spanked by Admin. Appropriately so.) I saw GGW after she returned from her Spring Break. She was her awesome self. Excellent in every way. Always my true GFE. Then, a few days later I had a quick visit with Mmgeg for a great relaxing & sensual massage that ended wonderfully. Can you say skilz? And this past weekend I had a spectacular visit with The Sexy Redhead. Now, it was a single one-on-one, not one of her dynamic duos with Lacy. By design. Oh! We talked about it and Red spent considerable effort trying to convince me to take them on together. Said they had seen quite a few mongers as a duo that week and were really synced up. But that wasn't happening. She almost put me in my grave by herself that night. Practice makes perfect and She is absolutely insatiable. Two pops later, during our afterglow chattery, she brought it up again. Joining her with Lacy this week. I told her not yet. Maybe never. Sure. I want to die while I'm fucking a beautiful woman. I just want to die this week! She relented, but only temporarily I think. Been reading the reports from members about your escapades with the dynamic duo. Whew! Be safe and stay alive.

**DudleyB** · 04-15-15 11:13

Originally Posted by FreckleFreak [View Original Post]

The best way to prepare is by stretching your back, legs and neck so you can stick your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodby. Nothing else will help you prepare for the Duo.

FF.

P.S. Imagine two freckled women helping you accomplish this task!

You need a lot of cardio! Get on that elliptical and go. You need to build up your core. DB.

**Ilapp** · 04-15-15 10:11

Originally Posted by INGirl246 [View Original Post]

Huh really?

That was my question to you.

**SexyRedhead77** · 04-15-15 10:02

My inbox is now cleaned out.

**Member #6963** · 04-15-15 07:01

Originally Posted by LingusUs41 [View Original Post]

Ok I have an appt. With the dynamic duo on Monday. By all the reports here I would like to prepare myself. Stretching, ab workout, or straight cardio workout? What would be best? Or should I just work on my grip so I can hang on for dear life?

The best way to prepare is by stretching your back, legs and neck so you can stick your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodby. Nothing else will help you prepare for the Duo.

FF.

P.S. Imagine two freckled women helping you accomplish this task!

**LingusUs41** · 04-14-15 20:49

Originally Posted by Terril34 [View Original Post]

I also had the experience of a lifetime with these two incredible ladies. There is not enough words to describe the experience. I knew Sexyred and had an incredible time with her before. I had wanted to meet Lacy, but hadn't had the chance, although reading the reviews, I knew she was awesome. I have been in a few threesomes over the years, and I have never met 2 ladies that seemed to get along so well. I am now ruined for any other experience in the hobby, as I simply cannot imagine a better experience. They may put me in my grave, but at least I will die a happy man. Lexy and / or Sexyred, if you are reading, thanks for the time of my life. Can't wait to see you again.

Ok I have an appt. With the dynamic duo on Monday. By all the reports here I would like to prepare myself. Stretching, ab workout, or straight cardio workout? What would be best? Or should I just work on my grip so I can hang on for dear life?

**Terril34** · 04-14-15 18:54

I also had the experience of a lifetime with these two incredible ladies. There is not enough words to describe the experience. I knew Sexyred and had an incredible time with her before. I had wanted to meet Lacy, but hadn't had the chance, although reading the reviews, I knew she was awesome. I have been in a few threesomes over the years, and I have never met 2 ladies that seemed to get along so well. I am now ruined for any other experience in the hobby, as I simply cannot imagine a better experience. They may put me in my grave, but at least I will die a happy man. Lexy and / or Sexyred, if you are reading, thanks for the time of my life. Can't wait to see you again.

**INGirl246** · 04-14-15 14:54

Originally Posted by IndyGuy123 [View Original Post]

I am proud to say I survived (barely). I guess I like to gamble with my health because I will repeatedly play that game of Survivor.

I thought the same thing about the chattering from both of them. Up until our mouths got busy again. Definitely agree with the shy part. If one is shy, they will overwhelm you and that heart part may kick in. Thank goodness I am not not. (Red even laughed and said "well you ain't shy at all!

My first visit was off the charts good. Can't wait to see them again. Soon.

With the exception of one lady that I have posted on a few times on here, I think I may have a single place to go to now.

Huh really?

**JohnBuddy** · 04-14-15 12:34

Little Zoe is back after getting her teeth overhauled over the last 7 months. What a great new smile and she is still thin and hot! Play safe JB.

**IndyGuy123** · 04-14-15 10:46

Originally Posted by Mainstreet [View Original Post]

Funny you should say that, we had a conversation about that very subject while I was panting and sweating.

We had the same conversation. Even talked about what we do at the gym to transfer behind closed doors.

You know a time is good when it has actually made me completely clean up my diet, eat healthy, and start hitting cardio hard. Just to maximize time in the time.

**MainStreet** · 04-14-15 09:30

Originally Posted by DudleyB [View Original Post]

I've had them both at separate times and they wore me out. If I'm going to get them together I have to be hopping on the treadmill to build up my endurance.

Funny you should say that, we had a conversation about that very subject while I was panting and sweating.

**IndyGuy123** · 04-14-15 09:16

Originally Posted by FreckleFreak [View Original Post]

FF.

P.S. Some mongers have barely survived the freckled Duo of Lacy and Sexyred.

I am proud to say I survived (barely). I guess I like to gamble with my health because I will repeatedly play that game of Survivor.

Originally Posted by TheoGuderian [View Original Post]

Just completely wild from start to finish, and you know that you've done your job when Lacy is chattering a hundred miles an hour after the finish.

If you're allergic to dog, take an Allegra. If your shy, you should probably just stay home. If your heart is weak, fuck it; pay your life insurance up and dive in, this just might be the one acceptable way to let the candle go out.

I thought the same thing about the chattering from both of them. Up until our mouths got busy again. Definitely agree with the shy part. If one is shy, they will overwhelm you and that heart part may kick in. Thank goodness I am not not. (Red even laughed and said "well you ain't shy at all!

My first visit was off the charts good. Can't wait to see them again. Soon.

With the exception of one lady that I have posted on a few times on here, I think I may have a single place to go to now.

**DudleyB** · 04-14-15 09:15

Originally Posted by Mainstreet [View Original Post]

I had the opportunity to visit with the lovely and talented duo of Sexy Red and Lacy. These girls are incredible by themselves but put them together and holy shit, they're awesome. They interact with one another like old friends. I don't think I need to go into detail here, if you can imagine it, it probably happened. The two of them went at me like they were going to hurt me but they didn't hurt me they damn near killed me. I need to go back and do that again.

I've had them both at separate times and they wore me out. If I'm going to get them together I have to be hopping on the treadmill to build up my endurance.