Massage Parlor Reports

**Scraggy** · 04-10-15 22:06

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-call/26845223

The good news. Answers phone, is on time and it's true about the natural Ds.

Bad news. Add at least 10 to age, marginal massage skills, short on time (quotes $150 for an hour, on arrival says it is for 45 min, and is packing up at 30 min) and major up seller. HE, BJ and FS all on menu starting at 0. 6.

Would not repeat.

**IlDiavolo** · 04-10-15 19:22

This post is half review and half 'advice' or a good idea.

Went to PT again, drew June. Suffice it to say she's awesome.

Taking a page out of Bobs book I took the time to learn three little phrases in Korean.

Annyeong haseyo = hello.

Eottoke jinaseyo = how are you.

Orenmanida = long time no see.

You would be amazed how ingratiated they were that I took the time to do that. YMMV became "you're now a rock star here".

Plus I can now walk into any Korean AMP and immediately diffuse the idea that I could conceivably be LEO.

Thanks for great advice, Bob521!

**PussyPoker** · 04-10-15 18:55

Originally Posted by DMichaels69 [View Original Post]

Excellent. They short on time, you short on tip. More should do this rather than over tip.

I'm with you on this one.

**DMichaels69** · 04-10-15 06:53

Excellent. They short on time, you short on tip. More should do this rather than over tip.

Originally Posted by Magooski [View Original Post]

Went to Elegant today and had a massage from Nicole. Cute enough, little curvy nice butt. 60 massage + 10 for TS. Nice enough, massage was an 8, no questions on the flip. Allowed me to rub legs and butt, rubbed her back a little, but did not free the girls. It was a Chinese hour and shorted 10 minutes, so I shorted her 10 on tip.

**Magooski** · 04-09-15 22:49

Went to Elegant today and had a massage from Nicole. Cute enough, little curvy nice butt. 60 massage + 10 for TS. Nice enough, massage was an 8, no questions on the flip. Allowed me to rub legs and butt, rubbed her back a little, but did not free the girls. It was a Chinese hour and shorted 10 minutes, so I shorted her 10 on tip.

**StanCopier** · 04-09-15 12:30

I met a girl on Ashley Madison awhile back who goes to an MP on north side, I believe called Enchanted Gardens. She gets dined on at her why from a woman there, and there are always men going in and out, supposed to be very private, anyone familiar?

**RobWest66** · 04-08-15 15:49

I know this is turning the clock way back, but I was a big fan of Mia at Logan Square Tantricas. I read a message on here that she was advertising under another number after she left, but I can't find it online. Does anybody happen to know if she is seeing massage clients anymore?

Thanks!

**OPIllini** · 04-07-15 16:22

Originally Posted by JoJo68 [View Original Post]

I'll be in Chicago soon and a latin massage is definitely on my to-do list. Are there any therapists that someone could recommend? Preferably smoking hot, in their 20's, full nude, great therapeutic massage with a great sexual finish (BJ preferred.) I'm not asking too much am I?

Zeus is probably your best bet. Kneading Hands, AOL, and Blue Acuna are fine too.

**OPIllini** · 04-07-15 16:19

Originally Posted by Deizel5 [View Original Post]

Is kneading hands still good?

It's still open, though I haven't been there in awhile either. Noticed that they haven't advertised as much on both CL and BP.

**OPIllini** · 04-07-15 16:17

Originally Posted by Westside10 [View Original Post]

I ev been wanting to try the massage scene for awhile but still haven't worked up the cojones to try but I only have 1 question are thwy fat boy friendly I do the SW scene and its not bad until I see a real hottie and for some reason they'll ignore me and hop in with some other monger.

Only thing they're concerned about is how much money you are going to spend. If you come to a MP smelling clean you should get decent service. My experience, they don't care about looks. Good luck!

**Lokkin4** · 04-07-15 12:04

If you don't mind the weird verification and paying $$, search Taylor + west loop on BP, especially if Tattoo is your thing. She has great reviews from the other site.

So what's the deal with this chick? I tried calling her a few times and she was really defensive over the phone. I was like Click.

**Westside10** · 04-07-15 10:55

I ev been wanting to try the massage scene for awhile but still haven't worked up the cojones to try but I only have 1 question are thwy fat boy friendly I do the SW scene and its not bad until I see a real hottie and for some reason they'll ignore me and hop in with some other monger.

**Chi Guy X** · 04-07-15 08:24

Originally Posted by Magooski [View Original Post]

Amen brother D.

I hate to join the chorus. But.

I've been to Pine twice, and drew Joann both times. Dunno if I was just lucky or what. I have to concur that she's one cute bundle of energy. As much as I'd like to sample the rest of the wares, I could be quite happy sticking with Joann.

**Magooski** · 04-06-15 22:06

Originally Posted by DMichaels69 [View Original Post]

Can I get an AMEN!

Amen brother D.

**DMichaels69** · 04-06-15 19:25

Joann is a a keeper. She is a spunky little thing. Very cute and great personality. The first time I went there I got her and that was my best time.

Originally Posted by IlDiavolo [View Original Post]

I have reviewed Pine Tree before, but not this provider, so I will do a little more detail on the experience this time.

Looks: 9 (absolutely my type).

TS: 8. 5.

Massage: 9.

Extras: 8. 5.

Saturday evening, drew Joann. My ATF was working, but I was in the mood for something different and resigned myself to taking whoever I got. And I lucked out big time.

Looks: What a perfect little slice of heaven she is. No taller than 5' and I'd bet the under on 100 lbs. Spunky, fun personality, loves to mess around. I called her a brat and she loved it, she knows she is one. She speaks pretty good (not great) English, enough to joke around with. She loves to make jokes, tease, laugh, flirt, and put you at ease. I've been to PT probably 10 times now so they kind of know me a little bit at this point, but I hear from others that Joann provides this experience every time.

Great TS: I still love the TS even though I know there are good reasons to skip them. She paid lots of attention to all my favorite spots. My boys have never been cleaner. Then a few minutes in sauna and off to the table.

Massage: I'm a broad guy, I lift, and require a lot of pressure for a good massage, definitely a challenge for a spinner like Joann, but she did the back walk and used the poles to push DOWN into my back. Several times when her toes or heels were buried in my lower back, I was absolutely loving it, she said, "this hurts, you must be crazy". LOL nope, it was perfect. My back felt totally open. I've had a lot of legit CMT massages and this ranked right up there. Felt like a million dollars. And then:

Extras: Was asked what I wanted, which was FS, and she seemed very eager for that. Either she really liked me or did a great job faking it. She left to get ready, I left $. 2 and a cover on the table. Price was never discussed at any point. When she came back she let me disrobe her, 5-7 minutes of CBJ (including what I think is so hot, licking the beans while working the frank. Awesome), then DS with her bent over the table. She diddled herself during it. I hadn't seen that before, and it made it hotter. She pretended (I'm assuming it was pretend) to pop right when I was getting there. Afterwards she dressed me, then herself, sat in my lap, LFK and chatting a bit. Very much GFE, if I understand the phrase well enough. I got a full hour even though they say 45 minutes on their sign at the door.

Here's the thing with PT: no appointments, so you pretty much get who you get. I always call ahead and ask who's working, and they always ask me who I want to see. So far, mama has never lied to me and I've gotten to ask for and get who I wanted every time (once I did have to wait 15 minutes).

This place is clean, the doors on each room close and lock, haven't seen anyone I wouldn't want to FS in there on any of my trips. I've only been in the game a short time but PT has quickly become my go-to / standby place.