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[Member #6963]

I personally believe this new faith sounds promising accept for the introduction of "Love". Personally I like to keep "Love" far away from the initial bases Hobbying, some might say it could fall under the future Ten Commandant of Hobbying.

"Thou shall not set a date with the intention of romantic intention.

I'm sorry for the "Love" portion it's a throw back from my 60's and 70's days of "Free Love". In my mind making love didn't mean you were in "love", just lustfully being in the act of love making. That being said the church's higher power will be called the Deity of Lust. Your by-law amendment is accepted.

As far as you Commandment. Unfortunately that cannot be accepted. In the hobby we cannot determine intent before a service. I wouldn't want to discriminate against those that have romantic intentions as well as those that have non-romantic intentions. If I accepted the commandment then my Senior Elder Ilapp would never be able to join the church because I know he "falls in love" with almost every new provider he visits. Thus he would violate this commandment with each worship service. So in order to not discriminate on your personal beliefs the commandment shall read " Thou shall not set a date with any specific intentions, all are YMMV".

FF.

P.S. I look forward to baptizing every freckled woman.

[RavenClaw1]

Pastor Freckle Freak.

Your new church seems interesting and I am looking forward to your upcoming interview this Sunday with George Stephanopoulos. I personally believe this new faith sounds promising accept for the introduction of "Love". Personally I like to keep "Love" far away from the initial bases Hobbying, some might say it could fall under the future Ten Commandant of Hobbying.

"Thou shall not set a date with the intention of romantic intention.

Hopefully George will avoid any telling you any stories about his past trips to Greece and how he would be a value member in your church and ask a follow-up question on "Sex is a rule of general applicability and thus is legal within the church. " Does this mean we members will have protection from law to engage in the hobby as long as they participate in the church?

If that is the case..where do I buy my robe, send my check and sign-up for the baptism (If it is a golden shower I am out).

For record.can I get and AMEN! The funniest and creative post I read on all the monger forums in awhile..

Now I must pray.

Brother Claw.

P.S.

Cherry cool-aide is my favorite..

Based on the new Indiana Religious Freedom Restoration Act becoming law in July I have decided to form a new Hobby Religion. This new religion will be based on the inalienable rights of women and men to contribute to the Hobby Church for the sole purpose of worshipping the Deity of Love. The church will be open to all races and sexual orientation. Contributions given to the church will be dispersed to individuals of need whenever sexual acts are performed between two consenting adult members. Sex will be the primary bond uniting the individual members and groups with each other and with the Deity of Love. There will not be any limitations on how often or the length of the worship service taking place. Those individuals of need will be provided funds from the church immediately following a worship service. Clarification of the groups within the church is solely for the purpose of determining individual needs since the Deity of Love does not discriminate based on sexual orientation. Individuals of need will be given the church status of provider which could be either a male or female. Mongers, either male or female, will be the primary contributors to the church. It will be up to the church members to determine and respect each individual's sexual preference. Any violation of a members' sexual preference will result in excommunication of the offending member or member's.

Thus the Hobby Church falls under RFRA Sec 5. As used in this chapter, "exercise of religion" includes any exercise of religion, whether or not compelled by, or central to, a system of religious belief. The worshiping method within the church and its burden falls under Sec. 8 a governmental entity may not substantially burden a person's exercise of religion, even if the burden results from a rule of general applicability. Sex is a rule of general applicability and thus is legal within the church.

The Hobby Church is now accepting new provider and monger members. Funds are accepted from mongers before worship service and distributed to providers immediately following service.

FF.

P.S. Female freckled providers will be granted immediate membership and be required to worship with pastor Freckle Freak.

[MikeLafin]

Based on the new Indiana Religious Freedom Restoration Act becoming law in July I have decided to form a new Hobby Religion. This new religion will be based on the inalienable rights of women and men to contribute to the Hobby Church for the sole purpose of worshipping the Deity of Love. The church will be open to all races and sexual orientation. Contributions given to the church will be dispersed to individuals of need whenever sexual acts are performed between two consenting adult members. Sex will be the primary bond uniting the individual members and groups with each other and with the Deity of Love. There will not be any limitations on how often or the length of the worship service taking place. Those individuals of need will be provided funds from the church immediately following a worship service. Clarification of the groups within the church is solely for the purpose of determining individual needs since the Deity of Love does not discriminate based on sexual orientation. Individuals of need will be given the church status of provider which could be either a male or female. Mongers, either male or female, will be the primary contributors to the church. It will be up to the church members to determine and respect each individual's sexual preference. Any violation of a members' sexual preference will result in excommunication of the offending member or member's.

Thus the Hobby Church falls under RFRA Sec 5. As used in this chapter, "exercise of religion" includes any exercise of religion, whether or not compelled by, or central to, a system of religious belief. The worshiping method within the church and its burden falls under Sec. 8 a governmental entity may not substantially burden a person's exercise of religion, even if the burden results from a rule of general applicability. Sex is a rule of general applicability and thus is legal within the church.

The Hobby Church is now accepting new provider and monger members. Funds are accepted from mongers before worship service and distributed to providers immediately following service.

FF.

P.S. Female freckled providers will be granted immediate membership and be required to worship with pastor Freckle Freak.

Now this is something I could really get "behind". Mike.

[Member #6963]

Based on the new Indiana Religious Freedom Restoration Act becoming law in July I have decided to form a new Hobby Religion. This new religion will be based on the inalienable rights of women and men to contribute to the Hobby Church for the sole purpose of worshipping the Deity of Love. The church will be open to all races and sexual orientation. Contributions given to the church will be dispersed to individuals of need whenever sexual acts are performed between two consenting adult members. Sex will be the primary bond uniting the individual members and groups with each other and with the Deity of Love. There will not be any limitations on how often or the length of the worship service taking place. Those individuals of need will be provided funds from the church immediately following a worship service. Clarification of the groups within the church is solely for the purpose of determining individual needs since the Deity of Love does not discriminate based on sexual orientation. Individuals of need will be given the church status of provider which could be either a male or female. Mongers, either male or female, will be the primary contributors to the church. It will be up to the church members to determine and respect each individual's sexual preference. Any violation of a members' sexual preference will result in excommunication of the offending member or member's.

Thus the Hobby Church falls under RFRA Sec 5. As used in this chapter, "exercise of religion" includes any exercise of religion, whether or not compelled by, or central to, a system of religious belief. The worshiping method within the church and its burden falls under Sec. 8 a governmental entity may not substantially burden a person's exercise of religion, even if the burden results from a rule of general applicability. Sex is a rule of general applicability and thus is legal within the church.

The Hobby Church is now accepting new provider and monger members. Funds are accepted from mongers before worship service and distributed to providers immediately following service.

FF.

P.S. Female freckled providers will be granted immediate membership and be required to worship with pastor Freckle Freak.

[Sara8032]

I may not have written that very clear. The sweeps were last Friday. He is upper Public Safety Division, but not IMPD so didn't know specifics for this week. I agree with everyone else tho, stick with the trusted ones.

Can you give us any specifics, Sara? Specific area of town?

[Mwdude]

One of my special friends has some connections and mentioned several motel sweeps last Friday. Knows uncle will be very busy this week with Final Four, but couldn't advise of any specifics. Let's all just stay safe.

Can you give us any specifics, Sara? Specific area of town?

[Sara8032]

One of my special friends has some connections and mentioned several motel sweeps last Friday. Knows uncle will be very busy this week with Final Four, but couldn't advise of any specifics. Let's all just stay safe.

[BigMack]

Is this your RN on aNotheR site?

http://www.**************.com/compan...s-white-female

If so, I'm going to call her and we can have a contest to see how many licks it takes to get to the center of her tootsie pop! .

But she is free and is on no sites I am AWARE of The key adjective is FREE Doesn't mean I can't donate to a woman's cause if she provides what I need but makes no sense to P to Pl if it is free. When that changes might have to go back to the P as you Pl scenario but right now you have to love the ladies who love what you can do and don't ask for a $$$ show of appreciation other than dinner drinks a talented tongue and a dk.

[Mwdude]

Is this your RN on aNotheR site?

http://www.**************.com/compan...s-white-female

If so, I'm going to call her and we can have a contest to see how many licks it takes to get to the center of her tootsie pop! .

[Covenant60]

The Ms and I went to the couples / single females only party this past Saturday in Melrose Park. No single guys allowed in the party room (its BYOB), but a lot of single men in the theater, spa, booth and private room areas. We had a good time. We ran into a couple with whom we have become acquainted at past parties (at which single guys are welcome). We flirted and drank. After the two ladies made out and danced a while on stage (with stripper poles), my lady took me up there and started giving me head. Then the other lady came up and went down on her and gave me a little oral action as well while her man cheered from the cheap seats. After that my lady and I went into the theater and put on a show for the gathered masses. I spent a lot of time giving her head until she turned around, bent over, and beckoned for some back door pounding. I heard "clear the aisles!" several times from the security guys. As we were leaving, we were getting compliments for our show from everyone. We never have a bad or boring time there, and make it a point to go to their parties at least once every other month.

[Sara8032]

http://www.theindychannel.com/news/l...n-indianapolis

[BigMack]

You too Mack.

Yell if they're planning on trolling for more punani and need more cocks to fill holes.

IT's FREE. They know what they want and they go after it They don't drive your business in their punani fk you like a mink suck you like a champ, let you cip then get all paranoid on you and cut you off. If you love what you do and are good at it and I have been told I am very good at oral and my business when it rises is well above average then what is one skiddish lady who gets her nose all out of joint when she is the one who initiates the porn / wet play. Got to love second guessers. These two simply love sex in all forms with the exception of Greek. They love to be fingered sucked fked, me and each other and I have been told next visit the latex stallion comes out for fun for all. When you have been in this for as long as I and my brother have it is a dream cum true and as I said earlier it is off the clock but I plan to take them both out for dinner / lunch whatever just to keep them happy and satisfied. Never look a gift horse in the mouth or refuse a freebie when it is like them and safe nurses to boot. Ideal fun at it's best.

[Theo Guderian]

Yes I had seen one before on USASG and she got paranoid on me so in a way she did me a great favor and I will be in her debt for sure but two nurses are heaven and at my age Theo might be my undoing The wonderful thing is both love what they do and they are FREE but I am not all bad Will be taking one out to dinner and who knows where her GF will fit in. Pun intended. I couldn't believe their agreements on finding ladies at downtown eating establishments who are looking for fun in the sack God what an endless source of possibilities. Can't believe the s*x I have had and the grants and franklins saved. It is a turn on to see a woman finger your cum then taste you after she has swallowed and milks you down for more. Right now I am sticking with the ladies I wrote about. Have a great rest of the week Theo.

You too Mack.

Yell if they're planning on trolling for more punani and need more cocks to fill holes.

[PillowTalk69]

On another note, It never ceases to amaze me that their always seems to be a small click of ladies who feel they are better than the rest and will tell you so if prompted. Was talking with a friend who had contacted a supposed well known member of the GP club who advertises on aNotheR site. According to him she told him his reviews were from ladies she didn't know and were not in her class of ladies she associated with. This brought back ugly memories of a guy who back in the day came on the Ohio boards complaining about the low class of women in the hobby and even went as far as to classify them by tiers from lowest to highest. What an amazing way to impress clients by giving them your pedigree and letting guys in the area know they aren't associating with the hieracrchy of class on the boards. Got to wonder if the words DNS mean anything to the men who are being lowballed by the UPPER ECHELON. Back to my bro. I am trying to get hooked up with the bi GF myself but am not adverse to paying a visit to the luncheon domains to find a willing lady or two for adventure. Enjoy the rest of the week and best wishes always. BTW always willing to help gents who want to take a road trip to the Buckeye state or put you in touch with the great gentlemen we have here who can make recomendations and generally leave the "higher up ladies" to do themselves. What it is all about. PT.

[BigMack]

Dude, you hit the fucking jackpot. Lay those golden geese until those pussies pop golden cum farts!

WTG!

Yes I had seen one before on USASG and she got paranoid on me so in a way she did me a great favor and I will be in her debt for sure but two nurses are heaven and at my age Theo might be my undoing The wonderful thing is both love what they do and they are FREE but I am not all bad Will be taking one out to dinner and who knows where her GF will fit in. Pun intended. I couldn't believe their agreements on finding ladies at downtown eating establishments who are looking for fun in the sack God what an endless source of possibilities. Can't believe the s*x I have had and the grants and franklins saved. It is a turn on to see a woman finger your cum then taste you after she has swallowed and milks you down for more. Right now I am sticking with the ladies I wrote about. Have a great rest of the week Theo.