Massage Parlor Reports

[Eddinger]

Those signs don't mean much. I've fucked girls right under that sign at places.

Got the hour yesterday. Great massage with some teasing, but was denied extras. When I was leaving I saw a sign on the wall of the room that said anything asked outside of a massage was considered inappropriate.

[DMichaels69]

This is a most typical experience at a Korean AMP. This is how they do business a lot of the time. NEVER NEVER tip first. I did it once, got burned, so never again. Also stay calm, cool and collected. These are the type of places that will eventually close because guys will stop going.

Sky 1 at Mt Prospect: First timer to the place. But never ever would step in. No not because of bad massage or anything. Read along.

Stepped in and Mamasan walked me in and on the way asked. Is this your first time? . I Said yes. Asked to wait in the massage room. Waited for a min. I was still dressed. She arrives. Girls must be apprx 25 ish walks in. Straight away. In a rough harsh tone. FIRST give me the money. It was the half hr. 50 $. I was like ok. Fine. Handed her the 50. She then said. Peeped into my wallet and asked where is the tip. With loads of attitude. I said. Well I can give once the session is over. She says. NO give me tips first. I asked wht is offered. She keeps saying I don't understand. Asks for tips again. Jst curious asked how much are you expecting. She says. Whtever you can afford. Said. Got 20 only. She says no not enough. Go to ATM and get. Told her I can. But let the session get over. She says I don't understand. Go to atm. I stepped out and never going to try. Unless if smeones advices here. If wht I did was wrong?

Made a note of this one. Magic hand near schaumburg. Went in closing time. Took the half hr again for 45. Name sake massage. At the end. She asked. How was the masage. Told her. Well I was expecting smething else. She says. Umm take 1 hr. Asked wht do we get. Says. Whtver you want. I say. Everything. She. Not eveything laughing. Says. HE is availble. Thts extra 40. Well. With disspointment from sky. Took the service. Was allowed to play. God. She got amazing rack. All real and natural. Never seen such for a llooooooong time. They were amazing. Done with it. Left the place.

Can smebdy pm for any better places?? Or if you need info can pm me.

[TheNaiveGuy]

I visited last year, was hoping for Andrea but got her friend. $30/ hh $45/ H. I got her friend Alice I think. She was very friendly as well. She was European, skinny, and great personality. Massage was 5, and extras are available. She mentioned she not opposed to me bringing wine and was very open minded and 420 friendly.

Does she still have the same number? Pm me to verify, I've read three good reviews on her in this thread alone and I'd love to give it a shot. Thanks.

[TheNaiveGuy]

Any Intel on this one? Amazing rack!

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/4945702060.html

I don't know if you guys already do this but I google image search a picture so that I make sure the same girl isn't in like 5 different states at once LOL so when I did it for this one it came up as Venezuelan and spanish.

[Jaxnewbie1]

Aside from the obvious advice, to RTFF, I would say you are possibly giving the MS the Heebie Jeebies. Any place to go to on a regular basis can be terrific, once but you and they are relaxed. Sky 1 has a reputation for being pretty expensive. If you read the forum you will discover this. I would start with HE at Chinese places, as a lower cost way to get into the swing of things. They will normally charge $60-65 and give a good massage without shorting you on time. An example of a decent is Jun Massage on Wolf & Kensington in Mt Prospect. Just be nice a mellow. Never "ask" for anything. Never offer to pay for anything. Ask to leave the towel off. No towel. Just enjoy yourself. Be polite. As you build up brownie points as a good customer you will reap the benefits of patience. If you prefer Korean, I would suggest Yun. As before, just be polite and friendly. When she says is this your first time, mention you had be going to Sky 1. But you thought they were not very friendly. Say you hope to go to a place that is friendly. No Towel. Table shower is worth doing as a first timer. Don't tip up front. Bob.

Thank you Bob. Will go slow and steady.

[Bob521]

Aside from the obvious advice, to RTFF, I would say you are possibly giving the MS the Heebie Jeebies. Any place to go to on a regular basis can be terrific, once but you and they are relaxed. Sky 1 has a reputation for being pretty expensive. If you read the forum you will discover this. I would start with HE at Chinese places, as a lower cost way to get into the swing of things. They will normally charge $60-65 and give a good massage without shorting you on time. An example of a decent is Jun Massage on Wolf & Kensington in Mt Prospect. Just be nice a mellow. Never "ask" for anything. Never offer to pay for anything. Ask to leave the towel off. No towel. Just enjoy yourself. Be polite. As you build up brownie points as a good customer you will reap the benefits of patience. If you prefer Korean, I would suggest Yun. As before, just be polite and friendly. When she says is this your first time, mention you had be going to Sky 1. But you thought they were not very friendly. Say you hope to go to a place that is friendly. No Towel. Table shower is worth doing as a first timer. Don't tip up front. Bob.

Sky 1 at Mt Prospect: First timer to the place. But never ever would step in. No not because of bad massage or anything. Read along.

Stepped in and Mamasan walked me in and on the way asked. Is this your first time? . I Said yes. Asked to wait in the massage room. Waited for a min. I was still dressed. She arrives. Girls must be apprx 25 ish walks in. Straight away. In a rough harsh tone. FIRST give me the money. It was the half hr. 50 $. I was like ok. Fine. Handed her the 50. She then said. Peeped into my wallet and asked where is the tip. With loads of attitude. I said. Well I can give once the session is over. She says. NO give me tips first. I asked wht is offered. She keeps saying I don't understand. Asks for tips again. Jst curious asked how much are you expecting. She says. Whtever you can afford. Said. Got 20 only. She says no not enough. Go to ATM and get. Told her I can. But let the session get over. She says I don't understand. Go to atm. I stepped out and never going to try. Unless if smeones advices here. If wht I did was wrong?

Made a note of this one. Magic hand near schaumburg. Went in closing time. Took the half hr again for 45. Name sake massage. At the end. She asked. How was the masage. Told her. Well I was expecting smething else. She says. Umm take 1 hr. Asked wht do we get. Says. Whtver you want. I say. Everything. She. Not eveything laughing. Says. HE is availble. Thts extra 40. Well. With disspointment from sky. Took the service. Was allowed to play. God. She got amazing rack. All real and natural. Never seen such for a llooooooong time. They were amazing. Done with it. Left the place.

Can smebdy pm for any better places?? Or if you need info can pm me.

[Jaxnewbie1]

Please tell us you got your 50 back?

Oh Yes! Roscoe23 I took it. I did confirm that after I got in the car (I didn't really remember taking back the money from her).

[Roscoe23]

Sky 1 at Mt Prospect: First timer to the place. But never ever would step in. No not because of bad massage or anything. Read along.

Stepped in and Mamasan walked me in and on the way asked. Is this your first time? . I Said yes. Asked to wait in the massage room. Waited for a min. I was still dressed. She arrives. Girls must be apprx 25 ish walks in. Straight away. In a rough harsh tone. FIRST give me the money. It was the half hr. 50 $. I was like ok. Fine. Handed her the 50. She then said. Peeped into my wallet and asked where is the tip. With loads of attitude. I said. Well I can give once the session is over. She says. NO give me tips first. I asked wht is offered. She keeps saying I don't understand. Asks for tips again. Jst curious asked how much are you expecting. She says. Whtever you can afford. Said. Got 20 only. She says no not enough. Go to ATM and get. Told her I can. But let the session get over. She says I don't understand. Go to atm. I stepped out and never going to try. Unless if smeones advices here. If wht I did was wrong?

Made a note of this one. Magic hand near schaumburg. Went in closing time. Took the half hr again for 45. Name sake massage. At the end. She asked. How was the masage. Told her. Well I was expecting smething else. She says. Umm take 1 hr. Asked wht do we get. Says. Whtver you want. I say. Everything. She. Not eveything laughing. Says. HE is availble. Thts extra 40. Well. With disspointment from sky. Took the service. Was allowed to play. God. She got amazing rack. All real and natural. Never seen such for a llooooooong time. They were amazing. Done with it. Left the place.

Can smebdy pm for any better places?? Or if you need info can pm me.

Please tell us you got your 50 back?

[Jaxnewbie1]

Sky 1 at Mt Prospect: First timer to the place. But never ever would step in. No not because of bad massage or anything. Read along.

Stepped in and Mamasan walked me in and on the way asked. Is this your first time? . I Said yes. Asked to wait in the massage room. Waited for a min. I was still dressed. She arrives. Girls must be apprx 25 ish walks in. Straight away. In a rough harsh tone. FIRST give me the money. It was the half hr. 50 $. I was like ok. Fine. Handed her the 50. She then said. Peeped into my wallet and asked where is the tip. With loads of attitude. I said. Well I can give once the session is over. She says. NO give me tips first. I asked wht is offered. She keeps saying I don't understand. Asks for tips again. Jst curious asked how much are you expecting. She says. Whtever you can afford. Said. Got 20 only. She says no not enough. Go to ATM and get. Told her I can. But let the session get over. She says I don't understand. Go to atm. I stepped out and never going to try. Unless if smeones advices here. If wht I did was wrong?

Made a note of this one. Magic hand near schaumburg. Went in closing time. Took the half hr again for 45. Name sake massage. At the end. She asked. How was the masage. Told her. Well I was expecting smething else. She says. Umm take 1 hr. Asked wht do we get. Says. Whtver you want. I say. Everything. She. Not eveything laughing. Says. HE is availble. Thts extra 40. Well. With disspointment from sky. Took the service. Was allowed to play. God. She got amazing rack. All real and natural. Never seen such for a llooooooong time. They were amazing. Done with it. Left the place.

Can smebdy pm for any better places?? Or if you need info can pm me.

[BenBeck]

Yes, Anna is a sweetie. Best Tata's around. Copy me on Raoul's PM too, please.

Did "Anna" ever go by "Wendy"? Or is there another there with golden tatas? PM if you can enlighten me.

[Truthfu11]

Anyone who knows the whereabouts of Anna, please I'm me. Gracias.

Yes, Anna is a sweetie. Best Tata's around. Copy me on Raoul's PM too, please.

[Chicag0]

Stopped by a place in Chinatown on the way home for some stress relief. Place I visited in October with crappy service but like food I'll try everything twice before I make a final decision. Bit older woman with great massage skills, probably a 9. A little teasing and then the flip. Handshake was 7 but the part that got me was no asking of money before or after and she said "Do you mind if I take my time and go slow?" Hell no I don't mind! Only wish I took my time because I didn't go slow. Happy hunting.

For anyone travelling to Chinatown in Toronto, there are many places to be Fully Successful. Some of the MPs even play porn when you walk in the door. Their rules up in CN are much looser. I know this is not for regular Chicago folks, but some of you might get around and I thought I would share if you do travel. Chi.

[Raoul Duke]

New Hope is closed, this time their sign says until April 30. Same as the last sign, except that one said March 20. I don't know if it ever opened though.

Anyone who knows the whereabouts of Anna, please I'm me. Gracias.

[UBeMyFriend99]

Stopped by a place in Chinatown on the way home for some stress relief. Place I visited in October with crappy service but like food I'll try everything twice before I make a final decision. Bit older woman with great massage skills, probably a 9. A little teasing and then the flip. Handshake was 7 but the part that got me was no asking of money before or after and she said "Do you mind if I take my time and go slow?" Hell no I don't mind! Only wish I took my time because I didn't go slow. Happy hunting.

[SouthsideIrish]

I myself feel their is no good reason to spell out things for brand new members or travelers when all one needs to do is read a few pages to find exactly what they are looking for. I am on the read first ask questions later policy. Shouldn't everyone?