Off-Topic Reports

[Driller523]

Can anyone give me the name of a decent motel that I can take a woman too. She's not a working woman but somebody that I have known for a while and somehow realized that we have both been wondering what each other is like in bed. So we want to explore that.

Thanks.

Knight.

Omni downtown.

[Horny As Hell]

Yeah I know it's off topic, BUT if anyone else is a fan of Game Of Thrones, I just watched the first FOUR episodes of season five and man, some big things go down. Just crazy stuff happening and can't wait for more.

[Knight62]

Can anyone give me the name of a decent motel that I can take a woman too. She's not a working woman but somebody that I have known for a while and somehow realized that we have both been wondering what each other is like in bed. So we want to explore that.

Thanks.

Knight.

[MilfsOnly]

Change in work situation has stop my work related travel. And has me stuck in RI, so with that I had to relax my 50 mile rule. Must say not to many hotties in RI just BP bimbos and rip offs. Don't get me wrong I do have my RI favorites.

Anyway one of my favorite pre visit activity after a long day was sitting in the hotel bar enjoying a gin & toxic or 2, 3 . Thinking to myself I will be meeting a hot MILF very shortly.

Sometimes I would have the lady meet me in the bar (mostly on our 2nd visit never on first always want to be sure she wasn't nuts).

Nothing like burying your cost for the dinner / drinks in the expense report. Always picked out nice hotels. And tried to sweet talk the front desk person into a room upgrade.

You would be surprise how much it worked just by asking. Loved getting laid on the company dime. Ah the good old days. So what your story or pre visit activity?

Looking back on playing on the road exploits, I can say I was never been stood up. Ladies were always on time and dressed appropriately... yes some were better than other, but never had a real "bad" or regretted meeting the lady..
guess I was lucky... Most ladies say they don't drink, but most do... I have finished many a bottle of wine with a lady that didn't drink..

[Horny As Hell]

Hooter's is STILL closed and has been for a week now. They claim it is due to room damage from the snow.

On their FB page, they have a vid linked of a cute blond hula hooping and she is pretty damn good. I can just imagine how well she can move in bed if she wanted to.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ND41...ampaign=buffer


#### Just saw a Tom Mabe prank that he pulls at a hooter's. it is fucking funny man ######

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zFK3a2QZaw

[LBrad52]

Just sitting here shaking my head. PH is starting to explode. I actually have not one BUT TWO women that are volunteering to be in a video with me. My views has topped 535K and continues to climb rapidly. I get like a dozen or more requests every day to be "friends" with some of these people from all around the world.

And now, PH is not only offering me my own channel but is willing to kick me a percentage of the ad revenue off of it.

Sure, I'm always open to free pussy and even the chance to make some easy money BUT I'm just not in the situation where I can be that open with it either.

I can't chance either my mom or my wife finding the stuff out. I do find it absolutely hilarious though that an older, out of shape, average dude is getting such a big following.

Kudos my friend. Send me a link to your vids please.

[Horny As Hell]

Just sitting here shaking my head. PH is starting to explode. I actually have not one BUT TWO women that are volunteering to be in a video with me. My views has topped 535K and continues to climb rapidly. I get like a dozen or more requests every day to be "friends" with some of these people from all around the world.

And now, PH is not only offering me my own channel but is willing to kick me a percentage of the ad revenue off of it.

Sure, I'm always open to free pussy and even the chance to make some easy money BUT I'm just not in the situation where I can be that open with it either.

I can't chance either my mom or my wife finding the stuff out. I do find it absolutely hilarious though that an older, out of shape, average dude is getting such a big following.

[Woody32]

Almost forgot! Uniforms provided.

[Woody32]

House cleaners wanted no experience needed. Applicants must be proficient in hair and make up! This POSTION requires HANDS on training. No English speak, no problem. Will provide rice and kimchie must be good showerers, and good people skills. Sorry guys I couldn't resist! There must be a lot of Asian girls looking for work? Just trying to help.

[Knight62]

Great idea, but how does one explain a ringing or vibrating can of shave cream to their so?

How about the ringing is just to remind you to shave.

[Jack A Dogov]

Those with SO's you would be surprised on how many ways you can safely hide your phone in plain site. Here is one of many:

http://www.amazon.com/WD-40-Diversio.../dp/B0031YH3DO

These are the same strips that hold your EZPass transponder to your windshield. You can buy them at Walmart, Staples, Autozone, etc. If you're really cheap, call up the EZPass people and tell them you had your windshield replaced or bought a new car and they'll send you some for free. You can use these to attach your phone to just about any smooth surface. In the trunk or under the dash of just about any car there are many places. Under the dash is good if you bought the car used. If it ever falls off or is somehow discovered by your SO, you can always claim that you know nothing about it and it must have been left there by the previous owner of the car.

http://www.amazon.com/Scotch-All-Wea.../dp/B00347A8EO

[Woody32]

So glad you got my humorous attemp to brighten up the chaps on the boards day.

[Member #4868]

Great idea, but how does one explain a ringing or vibrating can of shave cream to their so?

If you are hiding your phone while it is still on with the ringer on you deserve to get caught my friend!

[Woody32]

Great idea, but how does one explain a ringing or vibrating can of shave cream to their so?

[BOSbro9]

A little bit of snow isn't going to stop it, so if you can make it feel free to swing by. We've got some well experienced good veteran mongers attending today and attending can open a lot of doors towards info and trustability etc.

I'd love to finally make one. PM please with the location and time!