Massage Parlor Reports

**Pilot404** · 03-24-15 10:30

Beautiful.

**RegularGuy69** · 03-24-15 00:52

I checked this place out recently; there were no prior reviews and they are having their Grand Opening, so I thought I would TOFTT and give it a try. I figured going in that it was unlikely there would be extras, and I had it set in my mind that would be just fine. I signed-up for a 2 hour massage and figured I would just close my eyes and enjoy.

Although I had called ahead for an appointment, when I arrived and explained this she didn't seem to care, they were not busy and I don't think they had made any record that I was coming. Also, the receptionist tried to charge me a higher rate posted at the desk, even though I had seen their ads on BP and CL, she reluctantly honored the ads. I was shown to a nice clean massage room with a curtain and assumed the position face down on the table with a towel across my behind. My attendant was "Joanie", a slender attractive 20-something Chinese gal that I truly could only dream of (she was hot).

The massage table did not have one of those holes for your face, I wish it had, much more comfortable for a legit massage. Joanie spent a disproportionate amount of time on my back, I enjoyed her touch, but I am accustomed to a solid deep tissue massage covering all extremities in a systematic approach (left side, right side, head to toe, back then front). I would have been happy with a really good massage, but I have to say, it was not very good. Joanie was very nice, sweet, attractive, we did talk towards the end. She kept her jeans on the whole time, and I didn't make any overt approaches to hint at extras, none were offered, and I just didn't get the feeling they would be.

I have been sort of lurking lately on this board, and I need to share a few more recent experiences. But I thought I would start by posting this, in case others were wondering what this place is like; if it's not the hobby experience you desire, I hope I saved some of you some research expenses.

Hello Spa, 9460 East Colonial Dr. , Orlando:

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...0-off/11270976

**Member #4697** · 03-23-15 19:54

Originally Posted by ProMonger1998 [View Original Post]

What was your damage and how long did you stay?

140 for 1 hour.

**ProMonger1998** · 03-23-15 12:09

What was your damage and how long did you stay?

Originally Posted by KingCasanova [View Original Post]

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ssage/11807599

Went to this place the other day which is located in the same place as other providers.

Pretty nice looking Asian chick, decent massage, BBBJ, FS.

KC.

**Member #4697** · 03-22-15 23:33

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ssage/11807599

Went to this place the other day which is located in the same place as other providers.

Pretty nice looking Asian chick, decent massage, BBBJ, FS.

KC.

**Mclovin407** · 03-22-15 15:39

If your in clermont goto Siewa. Sandy is awesome. EVERYTHING is on the menu. It might take 2 visits but worth it. I exclusively go here now and does not disappoint.

Originally Posted by FlyHigher767 [View Original Post]

I checked out this new place in Clermont. Horrible. I am almost sure the girl I saw was Lazy Lily who has worked at other spots in Clermont, but she said her name was NiNi.

If not Lily, the massage was the same: BAD!

During the massage she left the room alot. In short, lack luster massage. SHe was overwieght, she smelled, and had bad breath. Plus, she was only person there. NO Table Shower as advertised yet wants $80 which is more than most places. I paid the one hour for $70 - she offered a discount because no table shower. Horrible massage. At 30 minutes she flipped me and wanted to yank me then for. 4. I lost all interest in her clear rip off scam. Then with 15 minutes left she was wrapping up. I called her on shorting me time. She massages my head a few minutes more. Just bad. This place will flunk soon. I am losing my faith in AMPs. Sorry for negativity.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sweet-asian-girls-free-table-shower-bring-beauty-and-relaxation-into-your-life/12316588

**Gentleman 100** · 03-22-15 13:54

Originally Posted by Riidii [View Original Post]

I'm driving up there from Tampa. Needs more details please. BBBJ? FS?

No FS. No BBBJ.

If you want that, you need to head west into Pinellas (Pine Tree, VIP, etc.).

Be safe.

**ButchKid** · 03-22-15 13:16

Originally Posted by MuffLuva [View Original Post]

Penis smaller than 3" as verified by advertising providers.

A friend of mine, whenever someone says, "have a good one," replies, "I have a good one. What I need is a longer one. " Butch.

**Riidii** · 03-22-15 00:54

Originally Posted by JustAGeek [View Original Post]

Just woke up from a great dream with Luxsa's latest addition Sammi. Super sweet petite blond with a smoking hot little body and she was very easy to chat with. Recommend you pay her a visit and see for yourself, all though she is new she ranks right up there with Daisy and Skylar when it comes to quality of service.

I'm driving up there from Tampa. Needs more details please. BBBJ? FS?

**NeoRB25** · 03-21-15 23:37

Visited agg despite some of the bad reviews that they had as of late. I haven't been there in a few months and since I have had some good times there I gave it a shot.

Met Cindy, kinda chubby with small a cups, was friendly and playful but very bad english. She gave a good table shower and she didn't shy away from the boys. Massage was ok, on the.

Flip gave a nice handshake with some roaming under the shorts but that was it. Does anybody know where Jeanie and Lilly are? I know these places rotate girls all but everytime.

Jeannie or Lilly left they always seemed to come back.

**PerfectAss** · 03-21-15 15:44

Originally Posted by ButchKid [View Original Post]

I see a couple of replies, but this is what this forum is for, so I'll reinforce them. This grandma is older than her picture, she won't be dressed like in her picture, and she won't perform like the picture implies. "Awful" is a generous description. She has dogs and grandchildren. I don't know which of them smells; maybe both. Besides being stinky, the house is filthy and messy. One look or sniff and you'll know she didn't bathe and the sheets on the table haven't been changed. STAY AWAY! Oh, and BTW, she doesn't perform. Forget extras, you won't even get a decent massage. She must hate her work because she has be perpetually arguing with her clients. Butch.

You don't have to tell me twice. Sorry you had to go through that, thanks for the heads up!

**ButchKid** · 03-21-15 09:23

Originally Posted by Hodar [View Original Post]

Hi long time member from.

Brevard. Has anyone experienced this Latina MILF? Any 411 appreciated by post or PM.

Thanks.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...01651/10878464

I see a couple of replies, but this is what this forum is for, so I'll reinforce them. This grandma is older than her picture, she won't be dressed like in her picture, and she won't perform like the picture implies. "Awful" is a generous description. She has dogs and grandchildren. I don't know which of them smells; maybe both. Besides being stinky, the house is filthy and messy. One look or sniff and you'll know she didn't bathe and the sheets on the table haven't been changed. STAY AWAY! Oh, and BTW, she doesn't perform. Forget extras, you won't even get a decent massage. She must hate her work because she has be perpetually arguing with her clients. Butch.

**FlyHigher767** · 03-21-15 00:24

I checked out this new place in Clermont. Horrible. I am almost sure the girl I saw was Lazy Lily who has worked at other spots in Clermont, but she said her name was NiNi.

If not Lily, the massage was the same: BAD!

During the massage she left the room alot. In short, lack luster massage. SHe was overwieght, she smelled, and had bad breath. Plus, she was only person there. NO Table Shower as advertised yet wants $80 which is more than most places. I paid the one hour for $70 - she offered a discount because no table shower. Horrible massage. At 30 minutes she flipped me and wanted to yank me then for. 4. I lost all interest in her clear rip off scam. Then with 15 minutes left she was wrapping up. I called her on shorting me time. She massages my head a few minutes more. Just bad. This place will flunk soon. I am losing my faith in AMPs. Sorry for negativity.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sweet-asian-girls-free-table-shower-bring-beauty-and-relaxation-into-your-life/12316588

**Grand Piano** · 03-20-15 23:11

Originally Posted by JustAGuy5 [View Original Post]

Are you trying to contact Mia or Jackie? I don't know anything about Mia but I've never had a hard time contacting Jackie usually through text.

Her latest ad is here: http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...andlt3/9625596.

I have also been trying to reach Jackie, but with no luck for the past few weekends. Have tried texting and calling. Does anyone know if Jackie works weekends? I can only guess that this is my problem.

GP.