Massage Parlor Reports

**George W. Bush** · 03-07-15 11:25

Originally Posted by DrDerrick [View Original Post]

I think that my old age is finally starting to catch up to me and I need to hit the gym and pump more blue pills.

Are there any over the counter pills that actually work? At $25 each the real thing is sadly out of my reach. Someone had mentioned finding a product at a gas station that contained a similar ingredient.

**DuudeMan** · 03-06-15 21:45

Anyone try it?

**Goodtimechicago** · 03-06-15 20:02

Run. Don't walk. MSOG, GFE / PSE. Best BBBJ I've ever dreamt about.

**Pura Vida** · 03-06-15 15:27

I visited again recently, . 5 hr with table shower. I got a cute little spinner who gave a pretty good rub. She let me touch the goods but when it came time for the deed, I got shut down. I was really surprised. She would only rub the boys during self service. . 2 tip.

**DaChalupa** · 03-06-15 12:19

Originally Posted by Maithai [View Original Post]

Just think, it takes about 30 posts to become a 'veteran', another 30 to get your own 'contacts / digits', and possibly another 30 posts to get on another mongers 'buddy' list. Ok, that's simple math, 90 massages x $100 (conservatively) = $9000. (Not including the gas to get to some of these far off the map fantasies.).

So, did you know with that money and a quarter of the time it took to reach the 'buddy' share status you could have visited a Tilted Kilt 100 times and tipped your favorite waitress handsomely each night (while making real friends at the bar) PLUS have a modest diamond ring waiting for her if she falls for you. Did you think about that yet? True man, good luck to you and all those who follow you.

So the better way to spend $9000, in your mind, is to convince your waitress that you're "the one" by leaving generous tips? I'd say that's a lot more likely to end in a restraining order than an engagement.

**Bebop60** · 03-06-15 10:34

Originally Posted by IlDiavolo [View Original Post]

I got two private messages from 'regular' members (I don't mean it as a slight, I still am one) with less than 3 posts, asking for more specific / overt detail on this provider / location based on my review (s).

I am loathe to make it so easy for people who have under three posts. Especially since, although cryptic, everything you need to figure it out is in the post, if you think creatively.

I would also like to ask the advice / opinions of more senior members on what you do / how, and if, you respond when newer members with 10-15 posts (or even less) send you PMs for information. I don't wish to be rude to any new people asking me for info, but I also don't wish to give LEO any help. I do share the senior members' tendency towards discretion. Any and all advice appreciated.

What I do with my personal account (yup, I have one) if it's procedural (how do you do this?) I usually answer. If it's a request for info (know anybody good to fuck?) I just delete them and don't respond.

A2

I don't usually reply to low post # guys or most regular members who want specific info. It puts the providers and possibly my monger friends at risk. I especially look at what their posts contain. If they have been reporting their experiences, then ok, but someone with 5-20 posts which are most or all requests for info get ignored. They should read the forum (there is plenty of info on here to get laid) or contribute with reports to get their credibility along with their senior status. My 2 cents, and some change.

**DrDerrick** · 03-06-15 07:56

Originally Posted by DrDerrick [View Original Post]

I have been on a roll lately and I love sharing info. On good providers. I saw this one off to the side on one of my recent visits to one of the nice local MPs. Make sure you ask to see the rotation because this place has a few gems. Saundra is a pretty girl with lots of booty and breast and knows how to treat a man. Regular menu and good prices, but you just have to ask without being obnoxious.

These girls put their necks out there so we can have a little fun, so please use discretion.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ou-60/14838089

True confession that I must make is that I'm really not into white girls but this one here has it Eastern European ancestry and she's really into her work. I was stopping in to see one of the best girls in town it may work out of the same location.

**DrDerrick** · 03-06-15 07:31

So I was looking for a good quality down price it what's within my budget for the day and I came across this one. http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...niol/14161566..

It was a little different than the normal because she was so patient with me. I think that my old age is finally starting to catch up to me and I need to hit the gym and pump more blue pills. She is very easy to work with as a nice quiet comfortable location and Logan Square area.

**CoolPatrick** · 03-06-15 03:28

Originally Posted by CoolPatrick [View Original Post]

Then this place definitely marked up their price. But I hope my guess is wrong.

I had an old post with information about a body rub joint in Bucktown. http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...36#post2143336.

I just got the latest Gentlemans Pages at a adult book store. Saw a same ad with same information and phone # in the booklet. I'm pretty sure it's the same spot because they have been advertised on BP and with GP for a long time.

I'd take my money else as it's over priced in my opinion. The girls are good looking and maybe hot enough, but YMMV on their attitude and service. Same money can get you something more consistent elsewhere.

**IlDiavolo** · 03-06-15 01:43

I got two private messages from 'regular' members (I don't mean it as a slight, I still am one) with less than 3 posts, asking for more specific / overt detail on this provider / location based on my review (s).

I am loathe to make it so easy for people who have under three posts. Especially since, although cryptic, everything you need to figure it out is in the post, if you think creatively.

I would also like to ask the advice / opinions of more senior members on what you do / how, and if, you respond when newer members with 10-15 posts (or even less) send you PMs for information. I don't wish to be rude to any new people asking me for info, but I also don't wish to give LEO any help. I do share the senior members' tendency towards discretion. Any and all advice appreciated.

What I do with my personal account (yup, I have one) if it's procedural (how do you do this?) I usually answer. If it's a request for info (know anybody good to fuck?) I just delete them and don't respond.

A2

Originally Posted by IlDiavolo [View Original Post]

For my first review of this excellent provider, please check my post on the Lombard page with similar title. Sharing this one here because, well, it's worth the drive, IMHO.

Go see Happy at this place. Run, don't walk. I went twice in the last week. She is young (I'm guessing late 20's early 30's), Korean I believe; beautiful face, perfect slim little body, not a flaw on her anywhere. Gives an excellent massage (as AMPs go) as well as the extras you will be praying for when you get her alone. For me, she is dangerous to my financial well.

Being.

7 door, $. 2 FS. Call ahead; mms has been honest with me every time I call so far. Also I hear JoAnn is an excellent substitute if you can't see Happy. I also visited Lilly here and she will not disappoint either although not nearly as good a massage nor is she quite as white hot as Happy. OMG these perfect little thighs. I can't describe it.

**IlDiavolo** · 03-06-15 01:32

Originally Posted by DMichaels69 [View Original Post]

Happy is the one that wanted more money from your other review. Did she ask for more this time too?

Happy accepted what I put on the table this time. I actually offered her 10 more to do the entire deal in the be'day suit and she agreed; forgot to mention that little tidbit.

**Hrodebert** · 03-06-15 00:49

Tell it like it is!

Originally Posted by Bjee89 [View Original Post]

You need to be on another site brother. Getting married to the "one" you find in the Kilt after a few years will cost you a lot more the 9 grand. I would have never married if I knew of the hobby before hand. Leave the remorse for your Christian buddies. LOL. Smh.

**Boone50** · 03-05-15 22:49

Originally Posted by FrankyCando [View Original Post]

I Never tried the few places in Oak Park.

Which one should I try and which not?

Anybody. ?

Try Renew.

I'll PM details.

**FrankyCando** · 03-05-15 18:09

I Never tried the few places in Oak Park.

Which one should I try and which not?

Anybody. ?

**FrankyCando** · 03-05-15 18:03

Sun-Moon health center toftt. Last week.

Was a new listing on CL and very close to home I was curious bcs it

was residential. Mid aged a 5 pointer. Safe surroundings nice clean room.

But strictly straight good massage no extras.

Towel constantly on you even if you slip it off.

Great massage but would not repeat.