Massage Parlor Reports

[LuvInIt007]

As they said in A Few Good Men, "Truth? You can't handle the Truth. " Sometimes it hard to take the truth for what it is, but that is what makes this board great. Tanya is a great lady. I am pretty sure she doesn't want to be reviewed on here and some of us respect that, others may not know it and some don't care. Beauty of this board is the truth sort of sifts out through the process. But the one thing it never tolerates is bullshit in big loads. I applaud our good brother JH for calling BS and the others for there opinions. I guess my two cents for Hairy3 is if you are going to white knight for someone don't spew garbage and not expect a "Code Red. ".

Col. Nathan are. Jessep:

You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.

Lieutenant J. G. Daniel Kaffe:

Did you order the code red law dog?

Great movie.

[JessePink]

Has anyone tried Paula for a body rub. She says she is on 192 in Kissimmee. Any intel is appreciated.

Thanks.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...latina/7074836

[LawDog17]

My man, you have 3 post and they are all on Tanya so what kind of truth are you telling. If a SM says they had some fun with her why should we take your word that they are not telling the truth. Really.

As they said in A Few Good Men, "Truth? You can't handle the Truth. " Sometimes it hard to take the truth for what it is, but that is what makes this board great. Tanya is a great lady. I am pretty sure she doesn't want to be reviewed on here and some of us respect that, others may not know it and some don't care. Beauty of this board is the truth sort of sifts out through the process. But the one thing it never tolerates is bullshit in big loads. I applaud our good brother JH for calling BS and the others for there opinions. I guess my two cents for Hairy3 is if you are going to white knight for someone don't spew garbage and not expect a "Code Red. ".

[Jimhatz]

My man, you have 3 post and they are all on Tanya so what kind of truth are you telling. If a SM says they had some fun with her why should we take your word that they are not telling the truth. Really.

I've been seeing Tanya for about three years and have seen no signs of any kind of extras or HE. If anyone on the board says otherwise I would have to question wether they are telling the truth. Another point, what kind of sick fuck goes in for a massage and masterbates. That's fucked up! She does give a great massage and she is very sweet!

[BamaBubba]

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-only/10878363

Anyone seen her?

[BraddyWestSide]

So after being very active on the Phoenix board when I lived there, I took some time off, have since moved back to Orlando and have benefited greatly from such an active board here. I've been lurking for a while here but figured it was time to once again make steps toward senior membership. I've been back in Orlando for about four months and here are some of my recent dreams:

Lake Howell Road Mia and Michelle:

I've dreamed with both of these ladies at separate times. Mia is by far sexier, but I was able to get Michelle fully comfortable and willing to FS (we didn't). For fast relief these ladies are ok, but I wouldn't go out of my way to make something happen. Maybe with Mia, but their set up is so weird and I don't have Mia's direct digits.

Heidi:

All spoken on the board about Heidi is true. I'm new to the Orlando scene, but after some serious digging and research, I am comfortable to say that Heidi was Hanna Banana back in the day. Can anyone confirm this? Massage with Heidi was good and finish was enjoyable. I felt the slightest bit rushed as there was a fellow monger waiting in his truck outside, but all in, it was good and I would see her again to see if menu opened up a bit.

Artist Touch Pamela:

Very enjoyable massage with a great finish. She asked me to not go into to details, but she was very comfortable with me so YMMV. I like her studio location and would definitely visit her again. Call her if you like them more seasoned and experienced.

Jenna:

I've been on the unicorn hunt for a while and dream of finding an lmt who gives an amazing massage with all the other goodies. Visited Jenna and struck out, but as others have said, it seems like she takes a bit to get comfortable with you. She is super sexy and unassuming and gives an incredible massage. I will return. User beware: she doesn't have a shower and you will be caked in lotion so plan accordingly.

That should be all for now. If anyone has any Baldwin Park area recommendations I'd love to hear them.

[Whiskeysours]

Tanya is married, totally legit and isn't working out if her house any more.

One-third of that statement is true.

[Hairy3]

I've been seeing Tanya for about three years and have seen no signs of any kind of extras or HE. If anyone on the board says otherwise I would have to question wether they are telling the truth. Another point, what kind of sick fuck goes in for a massage and masterbates. That's fucked up! She does give a great massage and she is very sweet!

[Jazak]

Why is everyone paying these massage parlors so much when you can hire a sp and def get full service and have them give you a massage I mean I've been to a few and not all the woman are that good looking to be shelling out that kinda dough when you can pick from some of the best providers we have in our little community and get way more for your money I mean you can't tell me there massages are that great that you would she'll out a door fee plus another 1 or 2 $$ more for FS or a handy when you can get some very highly reviewed and skilled ladies for a fraction of that.

Just curious.

Stay safe.

Porkchopp.

My thoughts exactly! Noticed a few of the negative post for a certain Orlando rub parlor got deleted anyone know what happened to them?

[Exec Talent]

I paid her a visit at her new location in Altamonte last week. She is very sweet massage is okay. The problem she is becoming like a AMP, rubs your back for 10 minutes and has you flip. She is very cute, great body. Some mutual touching is allowed, She maybe naked. Definitely HE, a little bite of a tease with her tongue, NURU. Not sure if I will repeat.

https://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/4917031316.html

Sorry, but do not know what AMPs you might be referring to. The reason many of got to AMPs in the first place is generally they offer legitimate massages which exceed what if offered by Licenses Massage Therapists (LMT). If you are not going to a place which offers a table shower and a quality massage (not some lame ass body rub) then you are getting ripped off and have no one to blame but yourself. Magic, Oriental Healing Therapy, Spa Serenity, Tokyo Spa are just a few that do not cheat you on time and offer legit massages. They also to the best of my knowledge change towels and sheets after each client.

[JLBloveshe]

Hey all -.

I'll be in town later this month and would like a little advice. I've tried reading through the forum but it's difficult to follow for someone who doesn't know the area well.

I'm staying off Oren Brown in Kississimee and I'm looking for a half decent massage with HE. I'm not looking for FS. Strongly prefer a Caucasian provider. I'm not into AMPs. And if it's not asking too much someplace fairly close by. Feel free to PM if you like. Happy to reciprocate with info for anyone visiting Nashville.

Thanks in advance for your help.

JLB.

[Barolo]

Tanya is married, totally legit and isn't working out if her house any more.

I have not seen her in about 6 months because of her location. Her always works out of a room at an apt. Complex. She talked about being a single mother. Good massage but Very limited menu, self service with her teasing. I will probably try her new location soon.

[Smokedmeat]

This cute lady worked in a room next to Waterford not a home. She provided excellent massage and after a few visits opened up a bit. Self service with some help below.

Tanya is married, totally legit and isn't working out if her house any more.

[EnglishPub]

I paid her a visit at her new location in Altamonte last week. She is very sweet massage is okay. The problem she is becoming like a AMP, rubs your back for 10 minutes and has you flip. She is very cute, great body. Some mutual touching is allowed, She maybe naked. Definitely HE, a little bite of a tease with her tongue, NURU. Not sure if I will repeat.

https://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/4917031316.html

[Overthepond13]

Normally I hate Kissimmee dreams, usually too much risk and not enough reward. But I saw Andrea's ad, she is a hot chick from Dominican Republic who is working with a Latin lady who has been running ads on FB massage in different locations for a while and I thought, what the hell. Couple of texts and a call and the appoinment was set. Super sexy looking lady with great rack. Was so looking forward to a good rub and tug. I got good rub. She virtually ran away from my advances, everytime I tried to get handsy she moved away, but as we progressed she moved away less. We had great conversation and shared some laughs. Uncovered on table. I flipped and my flag pole was at attention, throbbing to get some relief. She even alluded to the fact that she had so much hair on her head that if she couldn't see and grabbed something she shouldn't that it would be understandable. I thought for sure I was in and then she finished the rub and said she would be outside. I couldn't even get her to stay for self service. At this point my balls were aching. Frustrated, I left and went to Balance Massage spa on Central Florida Parkway where my little asian Olive Oil look a-like gave me a great rub and wonderful relief with a topless handy. Andrea was sexy and I wish she was better to me. I have had this happen a few times, very rarely, and usually by much better massage therapists. It was nice do discover BAlance but still hate Kissimmee except for Mya who is one of my ATFs.

I had the EXACT same experience with Andrea. I'm planning to return for visit No. 2 some time soon, and hoping for better things. I found her rack to be quite mesmerizing.