Massage Parlor Reports

[Citywalk]

Made my weekly trip back to CB and saw Lana this time. Excellent table shower and medium rundown, she's right up there with Kayla on services rendered. Plan on seeing Angel my next trip very attractive and friendly.

[Charlie Morris]

Why is everyone paying these massage parlors so much when you can hire a sp and def get full service and have them give you a massage I mean I've been to a few and not all the woman are that good looking to be shelling out that kinda dough when you can pick from some of the best providers we have in our little community and get way more for your money I mean you can't tell me there massages are that great that you would she'll out a door fee plus another 1 or 2 $$ more for FS or a handy when you can get some very highly reviewed and skilled ladies for a fraction of that.

Just curious.

Stay safe.

Porkchopp.

Hi Porkchop: Personally, I often prefer the MP, because of a few reasons (1) I just happen to be driving by, and get that itch. It is nice on short notice. (2) it seems more anonymous, you don't have to call in advance and go through the screening. (3) there have been some cases where the hobbyist went to see a girl from BP or CL, and after they walk in the "boyfriend" or Pimp mugs them, or tries to extort them. In one case the girl called the guy after he left and said she wanted more $$ or she was calling the cops to report a rape. Who needs that? I guess you can spend your time doing the research and checking the girls out, but while you do that, I will be enjoying my nice soapy shower and massage, without worrying that a pimp is going to be robbing me!

We all have our preferences, but honestly, I also do like the bit of intimacy with the massage beforehand.

Just my two cents since you asked!

[Charlie Morris]

I agree, many of the AMP are very greedy and only want to empty your wallet. I know from experience they call all of us Animals and only interested in money nothing else. And sometimes sad that we give into these sluts and they know we will pay the price for cheap thrills. After finish it's on to the next wallet period! . We need to control our spending habits and be able to negotiate before opening our wallets to these money mongers And they call us animals. That's funny!

I do it because 3 things.

1) I love asians.

2) I love massages.

3) I always prfer a HJ over FS.

I think Drexx said it best "When I think of this hobby I start to imagine a symbiotic relationship. " . TopGun, I am there with you, I love asians, massages, and HJ while there! And I really do think of that as symbiotic. They may think of us as walking wallets, but I understand that, (strippers & SW's are no different) , it is a bit of a contract, and how well they uphold there end (so to speak) will determine their tip, how often we return, and if we refer others. I can say, I've never encountered anyone too pushy for my taste. And mostly have always left 'happy'.

And Taster. You are right about the $$ - it is just like in Vegas. When I go play, I take an exact amount of cash that I am willing to part with, no more than that! Leave the wallet in the car. That way, I know which head is doing the thinking!

[Charlie Morris]

Thanks to AncientOne and LawDog. Next time I will tip the standard amount before massage begins. I agree, it would likely alleviate some tension in the room. Good advice.

Tried and true method here. Put down 40 dollar tip when she first gets into the room. Say "this for you". No uncomfortable negotiations thereafter, you know the HE is coming after the flip. That is always the extent of the services in this town anyway so might as well put the tip down in advance. Its a great non verbal communication. I do the 30 minutes at Magic and hand her $100 bill. When she comes back with my change I say no, "that for you" Works like a charm.

This is the best advice ever. For those newbies who don't like in-room haggle or aren't comfortable working through the dance of negotiations, this tip about laying out the tip in advance is by far the best advice you will ever get. It automatically eases the tension in the room and allows the girl to get comfortable. It has opened the door to many new experiences. In the rarest of circumstances when service really sucked, I switched a twenty for a five when I wanted to leave less than standard tip. Try it next time and see how it works for you. Many of you will do this again and again. Good luck. YMMV -- Dog.

When I started in this hobby a many years ago, I read this board, and one of the senior members had suggested something similar. When you undress, leaving your clothing on the chair, place the tip on your clothing in plain view, the amount depending on what you are seeking. Someone suggested even leaving a condom on the $$ so it is clear what you are seeking. It has worked for me many times, and nothing else is said. When the lady comes back in the room, they always look, and they always see it and things seem to be very relaxed then. That advice I got early on was so valuable! Thank you to all the Senior Members!

[Gentleman 100]

I recently went there and got Esther. She is probably early 40's.

The Good: good massage technique.

The Bad: spent 1. 2 on tip and her mezzanine needed refreshing.

I could have driven to Luxsa and gotten great service from a beautiful American / Latina / Asian young lady and left happier for a lot less.

Note to self: Stick with my all time favorites / super reviewed locations or do not partake.

Be safe.

[Jimhatz]

I was in the area so I stopped by here last week. It is now an AMP. One lady was working and she was kind of cold on the introduction. Said 65/ hr but wanted a minimum tip of $15 up front because she did not want to waste her time giving a massage and not get a tip. She was wearing some shorts and a tank top with no bra and had some nice tits so I decided to TOFTT since it would still work out to 80/ hr if I received no extras. Her massage was not the greatest and she used to much massage lotion but I able to get her to engage in some conversation to lighten her up. She was stand offish to avoid any hint of roaming so I played in nice and cool and friendly. On the flip, she said I was a nice guy and she would give me a full body massage for $20 more. Again she would not allow any kind of roaming but had a very nice stroke. Said she may take off her top if I became a regular. I may repeat once more some day in the future. Peace.

[Barolo]

So Missy opened a new place on Fairbanks close to I4 with her husband. They are dropping big-time coin into this place, as it's still being remodeled. It's two stories with all new nice furniture. Missy is working the phones and the front desk. She is hot as fuck of course. The bad news: received a poor massage, I don't recall her name but she is African-American. Nice girl, but absolutely no hint of extras, and I was put under a sheet. And I had to fill out and sign a form upon entering. Beware. There appeared to be a two-way mirror in the massage room I was at, although I'm not entirely sure. I get the feeling they are trying to make this a 100% legit spa. My guess is it will be out of business real soon unless Missy starts getting naked for the customers.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...e-spa/12215368

Interesting-she is still advertising her Longwood location. Maybe one legit and one not!

[SA2222]

So Missy opened a new place on Fairbanks close to I4 with her husband. They are dropping big-time coin into this place, as it's still being remodeled. It's two stories with all new nice furniture. Missy is working the phones and the front desk. She is hot as fuck of course. The bad news: received a poor massage, I don't recall her name but she is African-American. Nice girl, but absolutely no hint of extras, and I was put under a sheet. And I had to fill out and sign a form upon entering. Beware. There appeared to be a two-way mirror in the massage room I was at, although I'm not entirely sure. I get the feeling they are trying to make this a 100% legit spa. My guess is it will be out of business real soon unless Missy starts getting naked for the customers.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...e-spa/12215368

[Orlando777]

Dreamt of going to Magic couple of times this last month.

I agree with some of the advice by earlier posts about laying down the tip at the start of the dream to avoid both myself and the AMP provider guessing what will the dream end like.

In my dream I paid. 8 for the hour. Great TS with lots of roaming to warm up for the room. Great massage, and left 30 minutes of HE playtime. She laid beside me, LFK, lots of roaming and then the best HE I have had in any AMP in altamonte. For this I dreamt that I left. 60 for the tip.

No I have to state that The best thing about going to AMPs is the massage. The HE is just the icing on the cake.

[Webebad]

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-pics/12092701

Called today. Loud in background?

Anyone got info. Yes I read but sometimes in my old age I miss shit so just direct me to thhie post if anyone reviewed!

WBB.

[Overthepond13]

First off, why are you with a SP that has ZERO reviews where you need to worry about getting busted. But lets just say you do find yourself in that situation OR the SP got busted an hour earlier and she is now working for Law Enforcement to bust you (we hope your "spidy senses" are tingling). Before you drop a donation, drop your drawers (or just whip it out) and get her to touch it first. I can't imagine a better LEO check than that.

Yes I'm pretty careful about who I see, so not really worried about that. I was more trying to figure out what I need to do to put the girl at ease. I usually waste little time trying to roam around, so I'm guessing that has helped in the past. If in doubt, I will whip it out though. So thanks for clarification on that. I recently tried Kristina K, the "bestmassageinorlando" girl working out of North Orlando Chiropractic. If only whipping it out would work on her. No way unfortunately. Zero progress to be had. Nice massage though.

[TopGun9181]

I agree, many of the AMP are very greedy and only want to empty your wallet. I know from experience they call all of us Animals and only interested in money nothing else. And sometimes sad that we give into these sluts and they know we will pay the price for cheap thrills. After finish it's on to the next wallet period! . We need to control our spending habits and be able to negotiate before opening our wallets to these money mongers And they call us animals. That's funny!

I do it because 3 things.

1) I love asians.

2) I love massages.

3) I always prfer a HJ over FS.

[Taster6969]

In response to over paying and not get trapped in the up sell. I would say AMEN to paying too much from AMP oldies who are just too pushy and get greedy especially when they have your junk in there hands. Exercise control.

[Drexx21]

When I think of this hobby I start to imagine a symbiotic relationship. I make this post based on a theoretical person named I. If I see one amazing service provider for 250, I might be done for the month. How ever if I see one amazing provider for 100 to 150. Chances are I would go out again that month 2 more times. So in the first case I spent 250 that month. In the second I spent between 300-450.

I provide a good service at my job and I make lets say 30 an hour. I am not implying those should be the rates. But I am saying that when you go past 200 for an hour you are bleeding your food source. I have to work an entire day to make that 200 (Minus taxes, SS and medicare). Stop the upsell. Provide a good service and you keep the source happy and coming back for more.

If not, you lose a customer, Maybe you don't care and that's ok. But I take would my money and go some where else.

Porkchop and others have make post in essence saying the same.

And Newbee's heck even us seniors. Make sure if you go to an MP bring no more than 180 (Just a suggested amount). That way you are sure not to get to taken advantage of. Up to 80 door fee hour. 40 HE, 60 BJ, 80 BJ with pluses. 100 FS. Other than that walk away. Leave a 20 if she gave good massage but walk away and use your money some where else. Lots of great service providers that will give you a great time for the 100 you saved walking out.

Cheers,

Drexx.

[AncientOne]

At the risk of sounding like a complete noob, what exactly is the LEO check? Is it when they offer you water to see if you'll take or not, or is it as simple as asking what you do for a living? I've never really had a problem, but also don't want to blow some great opportunity one day by giving the wrong answer. Dream I went to see BP Val in Lake Buena Vista the other day. Nice girl and rockin body, but a few too many tats for me and apartment smelt a little doggy. Minimal drape and good tease, but nothing more for first visit. Might go back in a pinch.

First off, why are you with a SP that has ZERO reviews where you need to worry about getting busted. But lets just say you do find yourself in that situation OR the SP got busted an hour earlier and she is now working for Law Enforcement to bust you (we hope your "spidy senses" are tingling). Before you drop a donation, drop your drawers (or just whip it out) and get her to touch it first. I can't imagine a better LEO check than that.