Massage Parlor Reports

[Member #5725]

So yesterday I did something I haven't done in years- and I called an escort off BP. She was close to me in Hollywood, so I took a chance and said I could be at SMB and Western in 20 min. 20 minutes later I was there and she never picked up the phone or returned a text again.

I was ready to roll. So I took a chance on a new'ish Latina Massage place on Western. Pretty easy to find on BP.

I grabbed the meter 10 steps from the door and went inside. Mama was old and heavy. The place was pretty dirty. She said $40 for the 1/2 and took me to a pretty crappy room. The smell of Lysol was strong and my brain kept saying "run" but I just kept getting undressed.

I don't get it when there is no chair or anything to put your clothes on. Just a couple hooks on the door. The massege table was flimsy and the room was really cold.

There was a mirror on the wall opposite my head, and a couple of weird pictures of women on massage tables- presumably to make the place appear "legit". I always lay there and have a laugh thinking about women who walk in to these places not knowing what really goes on here.

Anyway- a couple minutes later Lilly walks in. 40'ish Latina. Not amazing looking. She was wearing long yoga pants- but she was pretty quick to get personal with the touching and let me know she was a sure thing. She actually had a decent ass and very athletic thighs- with a sloppy mid section and little titties.

A bit of crappy massage followed. 5 min in she said flip. She touched my cock and then did a Mime act- first she acted out HJ, then BJ then the double fist pull sign for FS- which I accepted. I should of pushed for $80. But she said $100 and I took it.

She was actually a pretty energetic and enthusiastic lay- she gave it to me pretty good. I pounded her hard from behind while I watched her in the mirror and thought how funny it would be if the shitty table just collapsed under us- she just made a face like it was a pretty tough way to make a living- but she was a damn good sport about it.

20 min later I was back in my car.

My only issue with this place is its at most only $10 less than every MP on SMB in weho. Lilly was a feisty fuck- but I'd maybe go back if the whole deal cost me $100. For what I paid I could have had way hotter in a much cleaner nicer spot.

[Jher2614]

I was going to request a recommendation but I decided to be a good noob and post a TR on the recently discussed SLS since it was only 15 minutes from Hotel:

"Ladyboy or female?" wasn't a question I was expecting to be asked in the US. Opted for the female and got, Bira (although I think she may have said another name first). No drape or PJ pants offered. I was face down about 6-8 minutes before she came although it didn't seem busy, didn't bother me, nice relaxing environment. Door was. 4 supposedly for an hour of Thai massage. So when Bira asked how I wanted it, I asked for a half hour of hard leaving her time to take care of the kid. What I got was 10 minuets of what seemed like regular deep tissue massage before the flip. Massage was good, some time spent on the butt and her feet found the right places as she worked on my back. After the flip she started working on my shoulders and arms and Mr Happy rose to attention betraying any chance of getting some more massage. She switched to soft touch she didn't seem opposed to some roaming over the clothes but I wasn't aggressive. She asked for. 6 gave. 5 HE was good, she went slow as I asked.

Cliffs:

Cute, petite, young provider.

9 for 20 minutes is terrible value unless your in a rush.

Another 30 minutes of massage and would have been my best all-time experience.

[Reggae Guy]

It wasn't the traditional road trip but still last week took a drive waaaaaay out to Glendale to try a spot that I heard about and sometimes you just get tired of going to the same old MPs in the LA area. At least I do anyway. I find a parking space at the okay looking strip mall and hit the door. Traditional MP. Looks clean. More importantly smells clean. Out from the back comes a middle aged Asian woman followed by a pretty hot looking one. We all exchange pleasantries, I say the amount of time I want and instantly led to a room in the back. It's super dark inside and music is playing. MMS opens the door and I'm kinda let down as I'm interested in the younger, hot one I saw at the counter. MMS was attractive though for a woman who seemed to be in her early or mid 40's. So I pay her for the time and she walks out of the room and comes back right when I take off the last bit of clothing. No big deal but usually the customer gets enough time to lay flap on the table on stomach. So she comes in and shuts the door and just smiles and asks if I'm ready. So I lay on my back and she just starts rubbing me w / o oil or anything. Tracing my chest, arms, etc then she works her way to my johnson and asks "okay?" I nod my head and think it's about to go down but she tells me the tip needed and I agree. Seconds later she's jerking and stroking with a technique that implied she was an expert. When the burst finally came she left the room and came back with hot towels to clean me off. Then she started the actual massage and rubbed me down until the time was up. I liked that she gave what she knew I wanted first with no BS upsell. Plus the girl was super cool despite the language barrier at times as she spoke broken english. Seniors PM me for the location if interested and don't mind the long drive.

[Adm888]

I had a urge and was closeby so I went to Lily /3rd street. I parked and walked up to a very dark building. The door was closed and I rang the doorbell. No answer then I looked through the screen door and there was a note that said "we are closed. ".

Hopefully they are just on vacation.

[Willie23]

Hello Friends! This is my first post here although I've been rolling solo since we lost RB. Here's a general field report on AMP's from Pico up to West Hollywood. Pico between La Cienega all the way over to Westwood area are all rub and tugs. One has especially young cute girls but you old mongers know that the older ladies usually put more heart into their service. Go up North a tad and you move into full service territory. Almost all the places on SM Blvd in Weho are full service and many have latinas. Of course, I've got my hot little westside secrets but I have to save something for future posts! I'll throw you this bone for now: there is a place that posts on BP on Robertson with multi-ethnic girls and offers FS. No back entrance but not too crowded on the sidewalk entrance. There used to be a pot shop next door. Anyhow, nice little place if you don't want to go all the way to Weho. Just call first to make sure your girl is there.

Thanks for the overview. This is "my" territory and my preference is for the older ladies. Can you tell me where the older ladies are on Pico? I usually go up Westwood for MILFy HEs. PM if you want info, but since you're into the young cuties, I'm pretty much useless in terms of reciprocating.

[LamonGrel]

Hello Friends! This is my first post here although I've been rolling solo since we lost RB. Here's a general field report on AMP's from Pico up to West Hollywood. Pico between La Cienega all the way over to Westwood area are all rub and tugs. One has especially young cute girls but you old mongers know that the older ladies usually put more heart into their service. Go up North a tad and you move into full service territory. Almost all the places on SM Blvd in Weho are full service and many have latinas. Of course, I've got my hot little westside secrets but I have to save something for future posts! I'll throw you this bone for now: there is a place that posts on BP on Robertson with multi-ethnic girls and offers FS. No back entrance but not too crowded on the sidewalk entrance. There used to be a pot shop next door. Anyhow, nice little place if you don't want to go all the way to Weho. Just call first to make sure your girl is there.

[The Camel]

See'Mon. Mondo my man, you know better than to EVER start believing that a storefront MP is posting real pics in a BP ad.

Hey Camel,

Yeah, I know most of pixs are FAKE, now I am intrigued about the pix on the ad not being real. They seemed at least not to be stock pixs like you find on most BP ads.

I tell you what; I'll do a recon soon since like I mentioned I live very close by and it would be easy for me to stop by check the gals working there, that way we can all be sure. Who knows maybe I might even TOFTT.

Mondo.

Mondo, you are the perennial LA metro USASG MP thread league leader in TOFTT and reporting your experiences so I'll look forward to your doing your thing at this place. I will go so far though to give you a guarantee that you will find average talent though I realize that one man's Plain Jane may be another man's Princess Jane. My amigo has been here numerous times and is a very reliable reporter though he doesn't post reviews. I will say that he's always there on the same days so perhaps better talent available on days he doesn't go. However, our mutual lady friend who works there is saying they are hard up to get girls in there to work period. I agree that the ads are well put together with excellent pics, but all fantasy. There really are pretty Thai girl MPs in central LA, but this isn't one of them, at least not yet. It's not for lack of effort by the proprietor to find hot masseuses.

Speaking of pretty girl Thai joints, one of them was Green Leaf Spa on Hollywood Blvd which is now sadly Thai Town history. Green Leaf employed two so adorable young girls calling themselves Serena and Anita. Serena was the last provider I saw there and she told me she was quitting the business to become a full time college student in another county where she could live with relatives. Any TMP aficionados out there have any idea where Anita may have landed? Also any chance that Serena has returned to work elsewhere (that would be a dream come true though I wished her the best getting out of the biz)? The proprietor was the well known and well traveled Tata who is now back at Kinnaree on SMB where she was working before opening Green Leaf. If anybody is seeing Tata these days (and I know many here know her), please ask if she'll give up intel on Anita and Serena. Though knowing Tata, she'll probably charge extra to give it up.

[Mondo72]

See'Mon. Mondo my man, you know better than to EVER start believing that a storefront MP is posting real pics in a BP ad.

Hey Camel,

Yeah, I know most of pixs are FAKE, now I am intrigued about the pix on the ad not being real. They seemed at least not to be stock pixs like you find on most BP ads.

I tell you what; I'll do a recon soon since like I mentioned I live very close by and it would be easy for me to stop by check the gals working there, that way we can all be sure. Who knows maybe I might even TOFTT.

Mondo.

[The Camel]

Hey Adm,

This place is on the intersection of Silverlake bl and Virgil, very close to me.

I don't think DATY would be available at this location, although YMMV and I could be wrong then again this place is in my neighborhood and I'd be surprised if more that a HJ is available there. I've seen their ads on BP, they have not been open long.

Also, noticed that they have ladyboys there so if you go pick wisely, unless you are into that, otherwise you might have a "surprise" when you reach for the panocha. LOL.

Anyway, let us know if you decide to TOFTT since the gals on their ad seem real and kind of cute.

There used to be a MP across the street, where the gas station is, that offered FS but unfortunately it's mismanaged on the PR side and closed down.

Mondo.

C'mon Mondo my man, you know better than to EVER start believing that a storefront MP is posting real pics in a BP ad. Silver Lake is no exception. I haven't been there yet but I am very friendly with one of the girls who works there and see her at another spot that she works in. She's decent looking and a great CMT quality masseuse and HE artist though YMMV, but not anywhere close to the pics. I turned a buddy on to her a couple of years ago when she was working elsewhere and he's now seeing her in the Silver Lake place. He reports that she's the best looking girl there and there's an overall shortage of girls period. This place was opened by one of the girls who used to work at Thai Hi on Western which typically has decent lookers.

I do agree with you Mondo that you can expect standard K-Town / Hollywood / Thai Town service here. DATY is unlikely unless you know a girl very well over a long period of time. Nobody is going to just walk into this joint and have pussy served to them. Good massage and HJ is the gist of the menu with a rare YMMV extra. Keyword is "rare".

Also like most Thai places in the area, there is no Ladyboy trickery. My friend said they are obvious as in the other spots. You'll get one to service you only by specific request. BTW, I'm not even sure they have Ladyboys but they definitely have a male or two or three on staff with no gender deception involved. But like most generalizations, this is generally true and gender deception is employed here and there now and then. Not likely here though.

[Txs Sgt]

sorry wrong area

[Mondo72]

I want to try Thai massage with HE. DATY would be a big plus. Can anyone recommend a place to me?

Any feedback here?

http://losangeles.backpage.com/BodyR...ssage/48293621

Hey Adm,

This place is on the intersection of Silverlake bl and Virgil, very close to me.

I don't think DATY would be available at this location, although YMMV and I could be wrong then again this place is in my neighborhood and I'd be surprised if more that a HJ is available there. I've seen their ads on BP, they have not been open long.

Also, noticed that they have ladyboys there so if you go pick wisely, unless you are into that, otherwise you might have a "surprise" when you reach for the panocha. LOL.

Anyway, let us know if you decide to TOFTT since the gals on their ad seem real and kind of cute.

There used to be a MP across the street, where the gas station is, that offered FS but unfortunately it's mismanaged on the PR side and closed down.

Mondo.

[The Architect]

Anyone ever gotten BBBJ on the westside? I've been looking for some time, but can never seem to get anything not-covered. Any help would be appreciated!

[Adm888]

I want to try Thai massage with HE. DATY would be a big plus. Can anyone recommend a place to me?

Any feedback here?

http://losangeles.backpage.com/BodyR...ssage/48293621

[Willie23]

Hello,

Just moved here from Chicago (happy to answer questions about near west side of Chicago experiences-been to many).

What I love about LA are the hot latin providers (had great, if simple, experiences at Chiro care in Culver and GG). What I miss about Chicago are solid base hits: table shower, solid massage, & happy. Am I missing something or are there none of these places on the west side? Looking on between Venice and Torrance / Carson).

You're in my neighborhood! There are 2 table shower joints in Santa Monica, about 1 block apart. One on Pico just east of Lincoln; the other on Lincoln just north of Pico. The first one relocated from an old spot and the one time I went to the new place, there was a plumber working 6' from the room I was in, so it was just legit and pissed me off so much I haven't been back. The second place has a lot on the menu. PM me for details.

[TomCody1986]

Hello,

Just moved here from Chicago (happy to answer questions about near west side of Chicago experiences-been to many).

What I love about LA are the hot latin providers (had great, if simple, experiences at Chiro care in Culver and GG). What I miss about Chicago are solid base hits: table shower, solid massage, & happy. Am I missing something or are there none of these places on the west side? Looking on between Venice and Torrance / Carson).