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**ProMonger1998** · 02-18-15 11:42

Timed out while typing this dream so here's the short and sweet.

Visited jlo. Joan for hh king package waited 30 min outside and inside while she got her shit together, terrible massage descent BBBJ box is not all that. All in all only about 10 minutes of actual dream time. Pics don't accurately portray her current appearance. I am not impressed and will never repeat. Not a legend in my book but YMMV. Lost. 8.

Originally Posted by ProMonger1998 [View Original Post]

Age which remained as mechanical as the first albeit with more control on my part in this instance thereby allowing me to achieve a certain Nirvanic State with the least amount of effort on her part. She's a definite Dodgers fan. Woke up in my car feeling less like a King and more like a Jester.

**ProMonger1998** · 02-18-15 00:46

Age which remained as mechanical as the first albeit with more control on my part in this instance thereby allowing me to achieve a certain Nirvanic State with the least amount of effort on her part. She's a definite Dodgers fan. Woke up in my car feeling less like a King and more like a Jester.

**Garret** · 02-17-15 23:48

Originally Posted by ImafYouGood [View Original Post]

Just texted Jamie with the number off of that ad got a text back that said Jaime wants to know if you'll help with bail money.

Stay safe.

Ima.

I got a text last week from the BF also, as I had helped her out in the past. Said he needed a 50 to get her out. Declined as she already owes me. BF stated that she lost her phone not long after getting out of the hospital. Said that he was on her texting account trying to raise bail money.

**Nick1981** · 02-17-15 21:21

Funny how stuff works out. Down here on vacation couldn't book a session with any girls down here. Seen yall still run adds on here not exclusively on the other site USA has set up. Anywho seen lsm is down here she's one of my atf so I called her up. As always set up was easy. Had her come to me since I don't know the city well. She looked as foxy as ever started with BBBJ on the couch. She put on a little show for me with a toy I bought on the way down (since there is a million adult stores on 75) Cfs was mish then doggy. Then we did some Greek. Finished all over her bolt ons. She said she would be down here for a few days. I recommend you see her. She is one of the few who does this cause she loves it. Any info or questions feel free to pm me. Stay safe and happy hunting.

**JoyToy** · 02-17-15 02:24

WOW I never really thought to use that term but got to tell you I am LOVING it! Ty for the smile on my face and I am glad you chuckled to my Dr. Not remark but its true, even have a cast WTF! It might alter my performance a smige but I surly make it up! My wild ass will not be effected, nor cock blocked by this trivial BS. Thank you again! Tagreplacement0}.

**Chris5** · 02-16-15 19:45

Originally Posted by Camera3 [View Original Post]

I did all the due diligence, read the reviews on some oThER site, two really good, two so-so, read the reviews of our members on here, mostly OK, one guy, who is the least lucky guy on here gave her a bad one. These things happen. I text her a couple days ago hoping to see her tomorrow. She responded quickly enough. We set the day and time for tomorrow. Then I got a text from her this morning offering a special below her already obscenely below-market donation, hey, I have certainly paid a lot more and gotten nothing, so I figured this was going to be fine. It was. In fact, it is very fine.

So, she kept me waiting in the parking lot for a half hour. I was prepared for that and had brought some reading material. You probably will want to do the same. When I knocked on her door she was wearing a nice red nighty. She is cute. She is also a very nice person. Not talkative, at all. She has moved here to study to be a licensed massage therapist. She offered to give me one. NOW I get what you rub and tug guys like. She did a nice job of getting some knots out of my back. I turned over and Mr. Happy was delighted with the very nice BBBJ, on went the cover, mish, lazy dog, mish, boom! And she enjoyed it as much as I did. We talked some more and snuggled a bit. No kissing, but at this donation I got over it.

Damn right, I will repeat. She wants to move to I-Drive or UCF area, which will be good. So, bring something to do in the parking lot while you wait, expect to have to give lots of direction, count on no deep conversation and enjoy yourself.

C3.

I could not have said this better myself C3, Good report!

**Grain 56** · 02-16-15 18:57

After my first successful meeting with Brittney, I decided to try again to see if she could be relied upon, especially as she is generally very friendly once you get her alone. Seeing the reports over and over about her communication, I see and saw exactly the same things. The below 2 reviews describes Brittney's MO exactly, I made 3 different appointments with her only to be told after driving to get there that she needs more time or she has a dentist appointment, or is on her period or not feeling well. Always delaying the appointment, sometimes waiting 10 or 20 minutes to reply to a text, and difficult for not sharing room number, etc.

She mentioned on one of her posts defending herself on the board how some of the potential clients she blew off (not in the good way) made suggestive comments to her and she was spooked. Well, I can tell you that I NEVER made any type of suggestive comment yet SHE would write suggestive comments to me. When I told her via text that all I wanted to was to meet with her to drop off my VCR for repair, she called me on the phone right away angry and told me I was wasting HER time and asked why did I do that to her. She didn't even get the clue that I was just saying that on the text to protect both of us. OK, I didn't actually say the thing about a VCR, but you get my point. I actually told her that I just wanted to talk with her and that's all because she kept asking how long did I want my session to be and she was being suggestive. I told her she was wasting MY time as I had a 9:30 appointment and that she kept delaying it.

With that said, I did finally make it into her room for a second meeting with her after 3 failed attempts over a 3 week period. I only did this because I had some business to conduct in Kissimmee each week for 3 weeks, so every time I went there, I went there for work and had work to do to keep me busy earning mongering coins between her cancellations and long delayed texts. I really wanted to see if I could meet her again as her body was pretty good and she was very very tight. The day I finally got in to see her again, I had a 9:30 am appointment, I finally got into the room at 1:15 pm! Like I said, I had work to do so I just let it all of her drama unfold while I worked. That's after her asking for rescheduling and telling me she was not feeling well. She finally told me she was sorry and was ready.

Special note, on the day I actually made it in to see her again, I did see the same little dude leave the property and cross the street right before she texted to say she was ready. Maybe a fluke, but my guess is he is boyfriend / management.

When I got to the room, she undressed quickly, set a cover on the nightstand, we climbed on the bed, played around, she did light massaging and did a very nice BBBJ. While she did that I did FIV and rocked the man in the boat. We moved to covered MISH and K-9. She moans ever so softly with each stroke. Kind of sexy sounding. Not fake sounding. I left satisfied. I am uncertain if I will repeat or not, a lot of work via texts to get with her but she is a nice girl. I think she just doesn't get it. She hasn't learned that communication is key to having a successful career in TV / VCR repair, especially of the client is bringing the equipment needing repaired to her office. I spent .6 for a "heavy" half hour of tech support.

YMMV, as always and of course this was all a dream and I won't remember any of this in the morning.

Grain 56.

Originally Posted by Jmoedb [View Original Post]

Sorry Hun but my time is valuable as I'm sure everyone on this board will agree sometimes our windows are very tight to play. But I won't give you a negative review I will just let it speak for itself.

Originally Posted by Sillyolman [View Original Post]

Why her rates are so low. This girl has no clue, no clue about anything. The signs are posted kids, swim at your own risk.

**Camera3** · 02-16-15 17:58

I did all the due diligence, read the reviews on some oThER site, two really good, two so-so, read the reviews of our members on here, mostly OK, one guy, who is the least lucky guy on here gave her a bad one. These things happen. I text her a couple days ago hoping to see her tomorrow. She responded quickly enough. We set the day and time for tomorrow. Then I got a text from her this morning offering a special below her already obscenely below-market donation, hey, I have certainly paid a lot more and gotten nothing, so I figured this was going to be fine. It was. In fact, it is very fine.

So, she kept me waiting in the parking lot for a half hour. I was prepared for that and had brought some reading material. You probably will want to do the same. When I knocked on her door she was wearing a nice red nighty. She is cute. She is also a very nice person. Not talkative, at all. She has moved here to study to be a licensed massage therapist. She offered to give me one. NOW I get what you rub and tug guys like. She did a nice job of getting some knots out of my back. I turned over and Mr. Happy was delighted with the very nice BBBJ, on went the cover, mish, lazy dog, mish, boom! And she enjoyed it as much as I did. We talked some more and snuggled a bit. No kissing, but at this donation I got over it.

Damn right, I will repeat. She wants to move to I-Drive or UCF area, which will be good. So, bring something to do in the parking lot while you wait, expect to have to give lots of direction, count on no deep conversation and enjoy yourself.

C3.

**Sillyolman** · 02-16-15 17:52

Originally Posted by Jmoedb [View Original Post]

Sorry Hun but my time is valuable as I'm sure everyone on this board will agree sometimes our windows are very tight to play. But I won't give you a negative review I will just let it speak for itself.

Why her rates are so low. This girl has no clue, no clue about anything. The signs are posted kids, swim at your own risk.

**Jmoedb** · 02-16-15 16:51

Originally Posted by Flraven05 [View Original Post]

I called a little while ago to set up a session to see one of my ATFs. As usual not problem with communication and I was bent on another great session. I hadn't seen her since she moved out of her studio place and I always felt cramped in there and that she never let loose due to the sound. The only other time I saw her outside of the studio it was intensely more hot and wild, so I was excited to see her at her new incall.

To preface this, I knew that she had some heath issues in the past and suffered from asthma, but I never knew how badly it effected her. I arrived to find a decent place, plenty private with a small inflatable mattress on the floor. First thing: that fucking thing has to go! Small, full of air, and sucks. Like fucking on a big ball at the gym.

Well, once I arrived it was obvious that she was having a very poor day breathing (if. That. Bothers her). She even told me that she didn't feel very good, and most likely wouldn't see anyone the rest of the day. The session began and just to sum it. It was awful. Not the kind of times I'm used to from her and its not like I can blame her, she sounded like she needed a breathing tube, or at least medical attention. I actually felt bad for her, but that tends not to help much once my 1. 30 was gone and I spent a whopping 20 minutes there. The right thing to do would have been to decline our session, no matter how close it was to the appointment time. I respect that more because it saves me the donation. Although I did drive far, I could have found something else to do.

I read a report about her asking for help with the groceries after leaving the hospital. Knowing about when I saw her and that report, she was probably telling the truth (not to condone that behavior). All I know is I really enjoyed seeing her when she was healthy and when the performance is good, I had a great time. I don't think I'll be calling her again though.

Saw her last week and she was also under the weather. After the session I really didn't see the big deal that was made on here about her. She's a sweetie but her health has to get better before she can really go 100.

**Brandii** · 02-16-15 14:50

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Next time use the Report Post button and I'll take care of it.

A2

**PorkChopp** · 02-16-15 14:33

Originally Posted by PharmaGuy [View Original Post]

Avoid deep throat girls. Be safe.

Aw come on man DEEP THROAT girls are the best though man especially the ones whos gag reflex is non existing you can just skull fuck the shit out of them all day.

**Jetter777** · 02-16-15 09:13

I've reviewed Brittney before after a session I had with her around the Holidays. It was an OK session, almost left because she gave me the hotel address and when I got there she kept me waiting for a good 20 or 30 minutes. She then sent me the room number via text after I had told her I'm leaving.

Anyway, thought I should give her another chance yesterday now that she's on the board. Well, nothing much has changed with her communication skills. She completely sucks! I sent her a text trying to set an appointment. Well, didn't hear back until almost after two hours. Told her I wanted to see her. Well, another long pause then she asked me to send her my picture? What? I politely declined. She seems to be getting too big for her britches. I'm done with her. I understand safety and all but if she's that flaky she probably just needs to walk the streets. Why should I spend half my day trying to arrange a simple thing like an appointment? I know she has good rates but its just not worth it especially when other providers are equally competitive.

**Thestic** · 02-15-15 23:16

I would have to agree completely I don't know if I can even imagine how good that little thing must feel. If not FS I would be super happy with some Daty! Really want to wear those little thighs as ear muffs.

Originally Posted by Chris777 [View Original Post]

I dreamed I had a terrible headache when I awoke on Sunday morning and I was going to be in the area of UCF meeting up with friends for lunch so I text Brandi who I have seen a few times already for some quick relief and she delivered as always, seems to me she has become more reliable and quickly responds to my texts, always freshly showered and smelling very good. Gets better looking whenever I see her! Beautiful young woman with cool personality who as far as I can tell is still only doing oral, no FS. And she has put on a little weight and looks great. I really want to fuck this young lady fellas! Maybe one day!! Excellent bbbjcimws as always and some light kissing and roaming. She can take a load.

Brandi thanks for the special hook up today!!

**Chris5** · 02-15-15 18:31

Dreamed I had nothing to do on this past Saturday valentines day and junior once again was looking for some action. Was on a budget and wanted FS so shot Brittany a text and she responded to me quickly and we set up an appointment for around 4 in the afternoon. Arrived a little late but it was still broad day light so the motel she was staying at gave me no problems today. Got to motel and texted her I was there and she texted back to come right up to room. Knocked on the door and she opened door wearing a very nice valentines day outfit, nice new red tight thong and I must say after a hug and a smile I was pleasantly surprised to see her all dressed up sexy. She seemed much more open and laid back with me this time and pretty much did all I asked very well with zero problems today, Brittany has a nice thick body which I could not stop grabbing and touching and is very pale which I love. Multiple positions and she also gave me a BBBJ today which was a nice surprise, for the mario coins I spent I could not go wrong with this provider. I will definitely repeat!