The Rat Trap

**MissMurno69** · 02-10-15 19:47

For those guys that have been texting me for year's and months and we never hooked up. You have to understand my point it's frustrating and I take it as you are bull shittin around. Please don't try and ruin my business, and say I have attitude because I simply ask you not to contact me!! Be professional and Iwouldn't ask you not to contact me anymore. I been doing this six years and I take it as bull shit when you do that.

**Camera3** · 02-10-15 19:33

Some of the best gems I have ever found have been housewives on Ashley Madison. But something is going on over there that is just stupid. I am getting hit up from all over the country by young 20 something whatevers looking for me to contact them, which costs, of course. I am sure it is the current scam being run on the site to get guys to pony up some money.

And on the, "C3, you sure are a dick" category, I got contacted about a month ago by one of those Russian babes looking for a pen pal. So, I figure, what the hell, why not play along. I am sure it is really Igor the Russian running his scam but I started writing saying I had a friend in the US Embassy that can give her a visa and also a diplomatic pouch to bring to the USA. She keeps writing back telling me how much she loves me and wants me to meet her at the airport and I keep telling her to contact my friend. So, today she said she needs 1200 bucks to buy a ticket. So, today I told her what was in the pouch was diamonds from South Africa we smuggle into the USA and that I will fly there to meet her. She won't need the ticket since once we get to the USA we will sell the diamonds and live happily in Detroit. I can't wait until her e-mail tomorrow.

You can't buy fun like this anywhere.

C3.

**PharmaGuy** · 02-10-15 16:35

Originally Posted by JacknDrive [View Original Post]

No, that's called a babysitter.

Oh damn that's right. What about if he calls up his doctor buddy to help her get a script of suboxone to kick the habit?

Or is that just altruistic?

**No Alibis** · 02-10-15 15:46

Originally Posted by PharmaGuy [View Original Post]

When you watch a providers kids for her while she goes out and bangs your USASG buddies.

No, that's called a babysitter.

**PharmaGuy** · 02-10-15 15:42

When you watch a providers kids for her while she goes out and bangs your USASG buddies.

**BuzzAndWoody** · 02-10-15 15:15

One thing we have always said though about polk county and that is "don't poke in polk" - I avoid anyone new like the plague doing incall in davenport, lakeland etc. And secondly don't we always recommend just take the agreed upon cash inside, if she says 150 then that is all that I take on me up to the room. No wallet no cellphone nothing else.

**Camera3** · 02-10-15 14:17

I talked to one of our legendary ladies this morning and she is pissed at all of us because a few of you guys keep asking for stuff she has made clear she doesn't do. She is thinking of pulling the plug on all of us because, as she put it, no one answering her add on BP ever asks.

Way to go, morons. What the fuck are you thinking?

C3.

**SouthernGent51** · 02-09-15 14:33

Originally Posted by Camera3 [View Original Post]

What is a White Knight? Is it one of those things that is difficult to define but we sure know when we see one?

I defer to the founders of our board. Here is their definition:

White Knight: A poster who defends or "comes to the rescue" of a provider who has been reviewed poorly, regardless of whether the review is accurate.

I don't think anyone cares if you review a SP more than once. I think we might want new material each time. I mean, why are you giving a second or third or tenth good review? For myself, the only time I have reviewed a SP more than once is if there was something different, maybe new and improved or maybe she went South.

As stated, I am happy to tell all of you that a SP has a need for more business. I won't lie to you about her. I have never embellished the truth or fabricated a review. In fact, if anything, I tend to be a little shy at giving details. Deciding if a SP is "good" is so subjective. I mean, what is a good BJ? What is good FS? We are all amazed when a SP insists on a CBJ and then it is really good. I remember one SP that I used to see from time to time that everyone knew was mechanical. I agree, but her service was so predictable that I sometimes just wanted to know what I was in for. Not great, but good and never a bad time. There are just days where that makes sense.

I do like your statement and agree, there is a bit of a white knight in each of us. Face it, we do find ladies that we just like and want them to succeed. It doesn't matter the reason. That is ours to own. On the other hand, there are ladies I have not reviewed because, frankly, I want to keep them to myself. Yeah, I know, that ain't going to happen. I also have chosen not to give a positive review without asking the lady if she would like me to. Bad reviews. No way. If a lady earns a bad review then she gets a bad review. There are several ladies on here that I have never reviewed. They don't need it. Oh, I would be happy to review them, it is just when everyone knows that these legends are the holy grail, what can I add to it? I really prefer to write about new finds or finds that happened in an unusual place or, as my recent tour in the Western part of our country, some finds that were new and I wanted to primed the pump for more activity in that literary club. Or, in one case, a real soul searching review on a particular ethics question in the hobby as I discovered a most unusual lady, one that no one else will ever experience the way I did. Then again, I am holding a review back until I decide if it should be a good or bad review. It happens. Yeah. There are ladies and dates that are both at the same time.

OK. Some random thoughts and opinions.

C3.

Another informative post. Thanks, C3. ;.

**Ashley23** · 02-09-15 12:58

Yes as I like him as well and happy he could stay in my corner I learn more and more about this site everyday and can use as many people as I can get in my corner I really just want to make them all happy! Seems to me I have done good on my part and only going to get better!

Originally Posted by Camera3 [View Original Post]

Open letter to Ashley.

First, I apologize if this seems I was bashing you. That was not my intent, at all. I do not know you and try hard not to pass judgement on any lady, only to share accurate intel that I have personal knowledge.

Please re-read the original post. It was an observation that a guy asking a SP to review him is laughable.

I do hope you offer stellar legendary service, make lots of guys happy and make lots of money. I wish that for any provider. I also believe that you are under no obligation to review a guy. I am personally impressed when a SP thanks a monger for a review. For me, it gives a personal touch to the date and, also, does help the monger by verifying him to the rest of us as there are a few questionable gentlemen on here with permanent doughnut powder imbedded in their five-o'clock shadow.

I do see that you now have a review from a trusted member. He likes you, that is good.

Play safe,

C3.

**Jazak** · 02-09-15 09:36

Originally Posted by PharmaGuy [View Original Post]

I say first we give her the chance to respond. If she doesn't then that is an admit of guilt.

Sounds like a good idea. Maybe give her a week or two? I'm not sure if she reads the Rat Trap. Maybe someone should PM her.

**Camera3** · 02-09-15 08:00

Open letter to Ashley.

First, I apologize if this seems I was bashing you. That was not my intent, at all. I do not know you and try hard not to pass judgement on any lady, only to share accurate intel that I have personal knowledge.

Please re-read the original post. It was an observation that a guy asking a SP to review him is laughable.

I do hope you offer stellar legendary service, make lots of guys happy and make lots of money. I wish that for any provider. I also believe that you are under no obligation to review a guy. I am personally impressed when a SP thanks a monger for a review. For me, it gives a personal touch to the date and, also, does help the monger by verifying him to the rest of us as there are a few questionable gentlemen on here with permanent doughnut powder imbedded in their five-o'clock shadow.

I do see that you now have a review from a trusted member. He likes you, that is good.

Play safe,

C3.

Originally Posted by Ashley23 [View Original Post]

Oops I should had read all that was posted 1 a.

St of I was at the Marriot that's 1 of the nicest hotels around and I keep to what we agreed yes I was suppose to post and did not get around to it asap but why bash me like that when it is so not true.

**BigDaveHere1** · 02-09-15 06:43

In her new BP ad, she has now changed her name and it seems she has moved to a different location possibly. It could be due to no calls coming her way since BG reported the trouble. But then again, providers on BP change their names quite often. Since she has advertised on our board, she should be able to address the situation going on here unless there is some truth to the story. Just my. 02 cents is all.

DW.

Originally Posted by Admin2 [View Original Post]

This guy has been a member here for a number of years. While I don't take positions regarding info on the forum (unless you were there you can't really say you know what happened) something about this smacks of truth to me. If it is, then I sure as fuck don't want her advertising for free here. I'm interested in hearing if any other established Seniors have had any similar experiences with this chick.

Sorry new guys, I'm not discouraging you from posting but if this is true I anticipate a flurry of recently registered users, who suspiciously seem to write the same, to register and talk about how awesome this chick is or why what happened was this guys fault.

A2

**Intrigued** · 02-09-15 02:08

Originally Posted by Admin2 [View Original Post]

This guy has been a member here for a number of years. While I don't take positions regarding info on the forum (unless you were there you can't really say you know what happened) something about this smacks of truth to me. If it is, then I sure as fuck don't want her advertising for free here. I'm interested in hearing if any other established Seniors have had any similar experiences with this chick.

Sorry new guys, I'm not discouraging you from posting but if this is true I anticipate a flurry of recently registered users, who suspiciously seem to write the same, to register and talk about how awesome this chick is or why what happened was this guys fault.

A2

Haven't been reading the boards too often lately but I tried to see Shy back in December when she showed up in the Davenport area by the Wal-Mart. Set up an appointment and when I got there she said she couldn't see me unless I paid more than what she agreed to over the phone. Didn't write anything about it because I figured she was just an out of towner and would leave soon.

**Ashley23** · 02-08-15 22:42

Originally Posted by Camera3 [View Original Post]

Yeah, I read that review and scratched my head, too. First, the girl does have a couple of good reviews from guys we don't know, for what that is worth, and a couple of bad reviews, also from guys we don't know, and a pretty nice apology from her for not answering her phone. I do hope that works out for that dude. Then this guy begging her for a good review which makes no sense at all. I think it is the full moon. Yeah. That's it. The full moon.

C3.

Oops I should had read all that was posted 1 a.

St of I was at the Marriot that's 1 of the nicest hotels around and I keep to what we agreed yes I was suppose to post and did not get around to it asap but why bash me like that when it is so not true.