Massage Parlor Reports

[MrSunnyHills]

Anyone presenting a groupon to an AMP will probably be looked at, by the provider, as a civilian looking for a legit massage vice a monger looking for something extra.

I've had success with Groupon's (even at the Oakton AMP). Of course, it helps to be an older, experienced and friendly monger. To be honest, the lady at the Oakton place who greeted me (maybe manager) didn't seem great, but my tech (a new one from Crystal in Herndon) was a decent experience.

[Guido For Life]

There is a horrible AMP on the left side if you are coming up 50 from Oakton before you get to Sweetwater. Not the fruit place. Second floor office building at the very end of the road.

Called ahead. Told the lady exactly what I wanted, we agreed on price. The AMP girl was a fat 30 something lady who even the old guys on this board would agree was 3 in the NOVA AMP world.

Fee was 60 and I agreed to tip girl 80 for extra services. Luckily I did not top advance. Legit massage, none of the services agreed to were performed. Did not tip. Left. Legit massage places do.

Not charge 60/80. These place need to be put out of biz. I also told the owner to f off and stop posting model pictures.

[Quriusmrk]

I recently had the wildest dream about a trip to Moscow. It was the strangest thing because I had a Korean guide that normally works as a massage provider. I had been to her for a couple of massages and she was always very accommodating in her services. Then, one day I mentioned something about going to Moscow and she offered to be my guide. It is so weird how dreams can change direction like that and really surprise you. PM for details.

[Ymmv Alot]

Made an appointment with my ATF. Saturday is a busy day, evidently so is V-day.

As usual, this beautiful 40-ish spinner was perfect for me. She gave me a gift (a great massage), and I gave her an extra-tip.

Some days are more special than others. Some touches are hard, some are soft touches.

Some providers are also.

That's how my beltway visit went. You should go see yours, but as is true in all things.

YMMV Alot.

[Serpico99]

Went there, with a gr-oupon deal.

Not worth it. Left with blue balls.

LOL.

Anyone presenting a groupon to an AMP will probably be looked at, by the provider, as a civilian looking for a legit massage vice a monger looking for something extra.

[JmSuttr]

I decided to forgo the spot I previously mentioned in the CL section as it's out of the way for me. Found a fortress closer to my usual stomping grounds for my Latina cravings and decided to check it out as there hasn't been any reviews recently. This place allowed me to call ahead and book time which was nice. They actually kept the appointment as I was scoping out the surrounding office park I observed two older mongers leaving within about 10 minutes of each other after being turned away. I figured well, hopefully I'm able to penetrate the defenses and after giving the alias I used to book I was allowed inside.

This K-AMP location offered up a late 30's guide which was great as I was greeted by one in her mid-40's. She was probably a 7 overall, but I figured worst case scenario I visit one of my Latinas and all would be fine in my world. Upon conversing and lowering her guard the actual massage become much better. I've found that typically the K-AMP girls in this area tend to freeze up with Asian clients in general as the local LE tend to send their Asian tools for busts. She surprisingly enough didn't really care and was very matter of fact about giving some attention to the boys before the flip. So naturally it came as no surprise when she whispered in my ear to turn over I immediately obliged. Her standard finish was much better than the typical all rush and no skill I've come to expect in NoVA. During her attentive ministration of my friends I attempted to breach the inner moat to no avail. I tried to hold on, but alabaster horde came surging forth due to her efforts.

I'll be returning and hope to see what other treasures may be found as she claimed there are younger, more attractive maidens on the roster. Overall it was enjoyable and standard NoVA AMP rates applied. I'm not sure what her Engrish name is, but I'll be sure to get it if I end up with this one again. I typically don't ask for names as most places disappoint, and the finish made me forget to even ask. If anyone knows it, feel free to PM.

Stay safe & GLHF!

Hey DCFM,

Sent you a PM regarding one of your earlier posts. The one about Thai nuru.

Thanks, jm.

[DcFishMonger]

I decided to forgo the spot I previously mentioned in the CL section as it's out of the way for me. Found a fortress closer to my usual stomping grounds for my Latina cravings and decided to check it out as there hasn't been any reviews recently. This place allowed me to call ahead and book time which was nice. They actually kept the appointment as I was scoping out the surrounding office park I observed two older mongers leaving within about 10 minutes of each other after being turned away. I figured well, hopefully I'm able to penetrate the defenses and after giving the alias I used to book I was allowed inside.

This K-AMP location offered up a late 30's guide which was great as I was greeted by one in her mid-40's. She was probably a 7 overall, but I figured worst case scenario I visit one of my Latinas and all would be fine in my world. Upon conversing and lowering her guard the actual massage become much better. I've found that typically the K-AMP girls in this area tend to freeze up with Asian clients in general as the local LE tend to send their Asian tools for busts. She surprisingly enough didn't really care and was very matter of fact about giving some attention to the boys before the flip. So naturally it came as no surprise when she whispered in my ear to turn over I immediately obliged. Her standard finish was much better than the typical all rush and no skill I've come to expect in NoVA. During her attentive ministration of my friends I attempted to breach the inner moat to no avail. I tried to hold on, but alabaster horde came surging forth due to her efforts.

I'll be returning and hope to see what other treasures may be found as she claimed there are younger, more attractive maidens on the roster. Overall it was enjoyable and standard NoVA AMP rates applied. I'm not sure what her Engrish name is, but I'll be sure to get it if I end up with this one again. I typically don't ask for names as most places disappoint, and the finish made me forget to even ask. If anyone knows it, feel free to PM.

Stay safe & GLHF!

[MrSunnyHills]

Went there, with a gr-oupon deal.

Not worth it. Left with blue balls.

LOL.

Do you recall who you saw? Names would help.

[FlowMaster]

Went there, with a gr-oupon deal.

Not worth it. Left with blue balls.

LOL.

[Volvos40]

Went to a different world in Herndon, looking for Sarah. She wasn't there, it was only 10:30 am, maybe too early for her. Girl on phone sounded pleased, but I get there, and see that she is 5-0", about 160 lbs, big gut exposed with a midriff. Nice lady, horrible massage, different ST, and just never did a massage, then a very awkward fast jerk, whatever. I did the. 8 for the hr and. 4 tip, knowing I would never see her again. On the other hand Sarah is alot of fun, if she's there. Don't know other girls there.

[DcFishMonger]

Yeah, did that was just curious if things were the same.

You might want to provide more information versus asking for it and you'll get better feedback. Go be her Peter, see if things Pan out, and share. There's that and the fact that while people in Fredericksburg consider themselves to be in NoVA, those in NoVA don't usually go further south than Woodbridge. The only saving grace for this one according to the most recent intel is that she's much cheaper than your typical NoVA AMP.

Stay safe & GLHF!

[Dr Bombay]

I'll make this short and sweet. If you decide to visit Blue Tropic (the old Swan) on Shepherd in Sterling. Do not park on the side of the 2 deserted looking buildings. There is a towing company in one of the buildings. My car was towed 10 minutes after parking there. There is a small sign stating it is private property. I think they came to the front door during my session, but Anna has limited English skills and I wasn't alerted in time.

[WhiteLake830]

If you Google the number you will find a review about two years old.

Yeah, did that was just curious if things were the same.

[BlazinAzn]

Has anyone tried her out. Seen her ads for a long time. Seems legit. https://fredericksburg.craigslist.or...76226036.html. would like to know if you have. PM is fine.

If you Google the number you will find a review about two years old.

[WhiteLake830]

Has anyone tried her out. Seen her ads for a long time. Seems legit. https://fredericksburg.craigslist.or...76226036.html. would like to know if you have. PM is fine.