Massage Parlor Reports

[Bob521]

Just simply say you don't need it. Then ask something like is that ok? I don't go much to EMPs they might be fussier. At some places. Legit places also, they use a sheet, and I insist on a towel. Say the sheet is really uncomfortable. Also, for what it's worth, the table shower is a two way street. Nice, of course. And they sometimes use it to prescreen the customer. Checking for LEO and also checking for disease. They also prefer a clean guy to a dirty one. Especially if they are going BBBJ. The downside is bait and switch. MS takes your money. You don't necessarily get the girl you expected. Also they throw you in the sauna. So between the shower and the sauna, you've wasted 15 minutes. Also, with a table shower, consider how sanitary it really is. Yeah they rinse it off, but who knows what lurks in that water. Really. Table shower more common at Korean places. Less common at other places. Bob.

Hello Gents,

After sifting through months of old posts I decided to give this place a whirl.

Provider was Yumi (I'm now 2-2 at getting Yumis for providers in my last two trips to different places). A little shy at first but got comfortable once I made some conversation and she relaxed quickly. Pretty good English! She said she's only been there a few days and won't be there too long, a month or so.

Nice TS, plenty of teasing, asked to wash the unit and did so thoroughly. Below average massage effort, just put oil on and rub, not much pressure, but she's a wee little thing. She put the draping on. I've got to get some advice on this, because I haven't yet put the drape on, and don't want it on really, but they always seem to use it.

On the flip she asked what I wanted with a sly smile. She offered FS for $. 4; I took topless CBJ at. 8. Excellent effort, shook the dice, slow and smooth and worked her way up to a faster pace. No rush. Fun and friendly and talkative the whole way.

I have to say I don't love the rooms here because the tables are a little on the small side, and they have just a drape or curtain over the door. But that was my only complaint.

[Krackerjack]

Has anybody experienced Nuru or anything close to that in the US? I don't think Chicago has any options, how about the east or west coast? Will be great to hear from anybody with experience.

[Rocket Dork]

You read that wrong. Its directed to the non senior. I have a group of guys on here and we share lots.

MMa shares alot of info. You need to give information to get info. I have had guys with zero posts asking for info. Rocket Dork.

[Dazhiba]

Hello Gents,

After sifting through months of old posts I decided to give this place a whirl.

Provider was Yumi (I'm now 2-2 at getting Yumis for providers in my last two trips to different places). A little shy at first but got comfortable once I made some conversation and she relaxed quickly. Pretty good English! She said she's only been there a few days and won't be there too long, a month or so.

Nice TS, plenty of teasing, asked to wash the unit and did so thoroughly. Below average massage effort, just put oil on and rub, not much pressure, but she's a wee little thing. She put the draping on. I've got to get some advice on this, because I haven't yet put the drape on, and don't want it on really, but they always seem to use it.

On the flip she asked what I wanted with a sly smile. She offered FS for $. 4; I took topless CBJ at. 8. Excellent effort, shook the dice, slow and smooth and worked her way up to a faster pace. No rush. Fun and friendly and talkative the whole way.

I have to say I don't love the rooms here because the tables are a little on the small side, and they have just a drape or curtain over the door. But that was my only complaint.

Where is this place? Is this code for Mattson / South of Chicago? Thanks.

[WhiteSoxTom]

Hello Gents,

After sifting through months of old posts I decided to give this place a whirl.

Provider was Yumi (I'm now 2-2 at getting Yumis for providers in my last two trips to different places). A little shy at first but got comfortable once I made some conversation and she relaxed quickly. Pretty good English! She said she's only been there a few days and won't be there too long, a month or so.

Nice TS, plenty of teasing, asked to wash the unit and did so thoroughly. Below average massage effort, just put oil on and rub, not much pressure, but she's a wee little thing. She put the draping on. I've got to get some advice on this, because I haven't yet put the drape on, and don't want it on really, but they always seem to use it.

On the flip she asked what I wanted with a sly smile. She offered FS for $. 4; I took topless CBJ at. 8. Excellent effort, shook the dice, slow and smooth and worked her way up to a faster pace. No rush. Fun and friendly and talkative the whole way.

I have to say I don't love the rooms here because the tables are a little on the small side, and they have just a drape or curtain over the door. But that was my only complaint.

Seems like any young talent is just passing through in these places. Have been noticing that is becoming more common. Not in every case, but seeing it a lot. Used to just be the apartments, nice to see that option available retail. I'll take a young hottie playing it safe over the old hags you have to keep your eyes closed for. It is difficult to establish yourself though, unless the mamasan doesn't change (I know, captain obvious, LOL).

[IlDiavolo]

Hello Gents,

After sifting through months of old posts I decided to give this place a whirl.

Provider was Yumi (I'm now 2-2 at getting Yumis for providers in my last two trips to different places). A little shy at first but got comfortable once I made some conversation and she relaxed quickly. Pretty good English! She said she's only been there a few days and won't be there too long, a month or so.

Nice TS, plenty of teasing, asked to wash the unit and did so thoroughly. Below average massage effort, just put oil on and rub, not much pressure, but she's a wee little thing. She put the draping on. I've got to get some advice on this, because I haven't yet put the drape on, and don't want it on really, but they always seem to use it.

On the flip she asked what I wanted with a sly smile. She offered FS for $. 4; I took topless CBJ at. 8. Excellent effort, shook the dice, slow and smooth and worked her way up to a faster pace. No rush. Fun and friendly and talkative the whole way.

I have to say I don't love the rooms here because the tables are a little on the small side, and they have just a drape or curtain over the door. But that was my only complaint.

[UBeMyFriend99]

You read that wrong. Its directed to the non senior. I have a group of guys on here and we share lots.

It wasn't directed to anyone in general Mma. I didn't specify to a particular group. Although, I am newer to the board too, and I respect everyone's cautiousness but would like to have the ability to exchange with whomever.

Unfortunately, I need to build myself up too since seniors are hesitant to share with me. I would never implicate a particular MT or place if that was your interpretation of my post. I did not specify where it was at but merely if anyone knew a place in the area I inquired.

About. I also followed up with a few the PM'ed me. I was bombarded with PM's. Thanks!

[UBeMyFriend99]

Hey Mma, He did not say that this place was in the Joliet area. He asked if anyone wanted to share info anf he was looking for a place in Joliet or Bolingbrook. I sent him a pm with a place to go and he never responded to me.

So all you guys out there that say people on here do not share are full of crap I have shared with many and never have gotten a response from anyone except Dmichaels.

PP.

Check your inbox. I was bombarded by PM's from my post. It was a little over whelming and my damn Comcast sucks. I sent messages to quite a few and none of them showed up. Also thanks for clarifying my report to Mma's response. I appreciate it.

[UBeMyFriend99]

If they can't share their Provider's info in return, (assuming they have a Provider to share with you) the least those guys could do is say "Thank You" for giving them info about the Providers you've seen.

I didn't get your PM or perhaps I accidently deleted it but I sent you one now.

[SeanDoe99]

Back page body rubs ad for that intersection. Directed to apartment on Addison near by. . 4 for half hour. Massage nonexistent. Got Cathy. 18-20 yo hispanic. Tight see body. Wearing fishnets over bra and thong. Had me flip after about 2 minutes. She offers. 6 for handshake and $ for covered french. Held fast on pricing. Didn't seem receptive to negotiations. Extra for nude. Opted for the French as she was pretty hot. Above average performance but allowed roaming only over clothes. $. 4 total damage. Would only repeat in a pinch (as I was in today).

[Member #5933]

Hey Mma, He did not say that this place was in the Joliet area. He asked if anyone wanted to share info anf he was looking for a place in Joliet or Bolingbrook. I sent him a pm with a place to go and he never responded to me.

So all you guys out there that say people on here do not share are full of crap I have shared with many and never have gotten a response from anyone except Dmichaels.

PP.

You read that wrong. Its directed to the non senior. I have a group of guys on here and we share lots.

[SeanDoe99]

Seems to have a fresh rotation every couple of weeks or so. Has been hit or miss lately with massage quality but handshake always par for the course. Few days ago saw a new girl. Tall skinny with padded bra hiding some disappointing a cups. But the massage was outstanding.

[BlueUc]

I think some of these MTs forget that you just paid a $70 door fee, so that on the surface 150 doesn't seem to bad to her, but add that to the door fee and you can get a lot more for a lot less outside of an AMP.

[Pura Vida]

Had a chance to visit recently. Door fee of. 5 got me an OK massage and the older therapist (5 scale) took it upon herself to make me happy with no negotiations. I left the standard tip and she was happy. May repeat as my ATF is quite busy these days.

[IlDiavolo]

Next time you go pay the house fee then when she leaves, put $ and a cover on the table. Yumi will accept it without negotiation.

Excellent advice from all, grateful for the help and surely do not wish to drive the market rate up for others. Thanks!