Massage Parlor Reports

**Bob521** · 01-22-15 00:19

Originally Posted by PilotMan1970 [View Original Post]

Why don't we pool our money and open our own joint? We could all take turns managing the place, make some cabbage on the side and have easy access to the yummy candy at anytime.

As it happens, I was at a Korean place (name is not important) the other day. No complaints. But we were talking afterward about owners. She she says the place is owned by an American guy, not a Korean. I was at a Chinese place last year and that place is also owned by an American.

So amongst us. Probably forum members. Are spa owners. I would not dream of outing them. Has to be the best gig in the universe. Where else could you do competitor market research and have it be a tax deductible expense. LOL. Bob.

**DrDerrick** · 01-21-15 23:13

Originally Posted by PilotMan1970 [View Original Post]

Why don't we pool our money and open our own joint? We could all take turns managing the place, make some cabbage on the side and have easy access to the yummy candy at anytime.

A bunch of roosters in the henhouse might work. I'm READY WHEN YOU ARE!

**Sal Minella** · 01-21-15 16:50

Went to the titled spa the other day for hh (. 4) and received a mediocre full body massage w / very subtle teasing from a 30 something ugly asain. Upon flip she asked if I want just massage or. ? And I say what else is there? She says hang on and leaves the room. In comes a smokkking hot 28 yr old girl named Yo-Yo. Wearing a skimpy little dress looking great with a great attitude. Same ol shit with AMP she says handshake. 6, BBBJCIM 1. 0, or fully nude don't remember price. I ended up with handshake. 40 had to give her cash before it went down, but her skills were flawless. Two hands perfect motions twisting the whole nine yards. Really want to see what her BBBJCIM is all about. 1. 0 is steep may be able to talk her down to. 8. I specifically questioned if cover would be used and if swallowing would happen.

Was a nice surprise to switch out masseuses for the finish. As I dressed the ugly one walked back in and asked for a tip. Haha, I laughed and said I should tip you for tagging her in, but sadly No. No tip for you. She understood and asked that I bring. 1 for her next time for massage tip. I just laughed and out I went.

**PilotMan1970** · 01-21-15 13:41

Why don't we pool our money and open our own joint? We could all take turns managing the place, make some cabbage on the side and have easy access to the yummy candy at anytime.

**Silvio** · 01-21-15 00:15

I think she self inflicted. Number wasnt working last week.

Originally Posted by HeadFirst [View Original Post]

This is a perfect final nail in her coffin of doing business with mongers that read this forum. Voices? Darkness? Angel of Death? Roaches? Calling 5-0? R.I.P.

**MmQuickX** · 01-20-15 19:02

Previous Chicago native here. I just flew back into Chicago today. I'm not heavily familiar with what's available south of the loop or in the south suburbs in general. I'm going to be in the Chinatown area tonight, so I was wondering if there any good AMPs there? I haven't been there in 2 years-ish. So I'm not even sure what's still around there.

PMs would be seriously appreciated.

**Bob521** · 01-20-15 18:42

Any of you guys ever watch the movie Fatal Attraction? That will cure you from seeing crazy ladies. Wait till she leaves a dead rabbit in your mailbox. Or pulls out the butcher knife.

Originally Posted by HeadFirst [View Original Post]

This is a perfect final nail in her coffin of doing business with mongers that read this forum. Voices? Darkness? Angel of Death? Roaches? Calling 5-0? R.I.P.

**Head First** · 01-20-15 11:03

This is a perfect final nail in her coffin of doing business with mongers that read this forum. Voices? Darkness? Angel of Death? Roaches? Calling 5-0? R.I.P.

Originally Posted by Panochista [View Original Post]

The problem is not the mediocre massage, the little voices inside her head or the darkness of the room, perhaps she kerps it dark for this reason, I wanted to get a kick out of it so I went to get a "massage", next to the massage book that she keeps on her little table was another book. Angel of death! LOL!! But that is NOT the bad part, HER PLACE IS SWARMING WITH ROACHES! I went to pick up my clothes from the red futton she has in the room and off they went!! About 15 to 20 roaches scattered from under my clothes! Fuck!! I hate roaches. I had to shake my clothes and make sure I wasn't taking an uninvited guest with me into my house!! AVOID!! There is NO potential of nothing with this crazy cat lady, I tried rubbing her leg and touching her cookie and she told me to stop or she was going to ask me to leave or call 5-0 ,it is cheap but I guess you get what you pay for. I'm done with her, don't waste your time, unless you like blueballs and roaches.

**Kellster** · 01-19-15 00:46

Originally Posted by FortyFi1 [View Original Post]

Hello Mongers. I am visiting Chicago next week so looking for some MP with FS and also Escort services that are reliable and trusted by members. Any suggestion or recommendation.

Looks like I will be regular visitor here as I have some new business clients here. Let me know.

I don't go for FS but here are some suggestions from what I've read on here. If you're after FS at a massage parlor- best bet is trying for the Chinese apts or AMP's. The apts can be hit or miss as far as talent. Some of the AMPs can get pricey since they seem to be increasing their prices. EMP's you will most likely not get FS. Probably best to avoid backpage. There seem to be a lot of stings lately. If you want FS from an escort you'll need to find a well reviewed one. Good luck!

**Miamiat** · 01-18-15 01:31

Originally Posted by WenJust [View Original Post]

Hi, anyone can tell is there have full service in massage place? Or just some happy ending, I never been to massage place.

Yes, there is have service full in message place. Three happiness serves full good food, but I never send message lucky.

**WenJust** · 01-16-15 19:49

Hi, anyone can tell is there have full service in massage place? Or just some happy ending, I never been to massage place.

**FortyFi1** · 01-15-15 21:51

Hello Mongers. I am visiting Chicago next week so looking for some MP with FS and also Escort services that are reliable and trusted by members. Any suggestion or recommendation.

Looks like I will be regular visitor here as I have some new business clients here. Let me know.

**Panochista** · 01-15-15 12:27

Originally Posted by Plymkr [View Original Post]

Haha I never saw that!

The problem is not the mediocre massage, the little voices inside her head or the darkness of the room, perhaps she kerps it dark for this reason, I wanted to get a kick out of it so I went to get a "massage", next to the massage book that she keeps on her little table was another book. Angel of death! LOL!! But that is NOT the bad part, HER PLACE IS SWARMING WITH ROACHES! I went to pick up my clothes from the red futton she has in the room and off they went!! About 15 to 20 roaches scattered from under my clothes! Fuck!! I hate roaches. I had to shake my clothes and make sure I wasn't taking an uninvited guest with me into my house!! AVOID!! There is NO potential of nothing with this crazy cat lady, I tried rubbing her leg and touching her cookie and she told me to stop or she was going to ask me to leave or call 5-0 ,it is cheap but I guess you get what you pay for. I'm done with her, don't waste your time, unless you like blueballs and roaches.

**Sleeker** · 01-14-15 22:34

Originally Posted by Chubbybear [View Original Post]

So I read BC's post and Googled New Hope Spa and hit the following http://www.centersquarejournal.com/n...ssage-parlors. While the review site mentioned is RM, I would think CP has these sites on their radar.

Stay safe.

CB.

Check out the other site for the number of reviews. This is a busy place on a very busy commercial street. They've been open for 5 years so hardly something CP isn't aware of. Figure out the rest.

**PussyPoker** · 01-14-15 22:15

Originally Posted by BlueScreen [View Original Post]

Start with the self serve, but don't make a lot of effort to finish. The girl will typically rub her hands around your waist and legs as you're doing this. Rub your member against her hands when she's close enough, then try guiding her hands with yours to show her where you need more attention. If your patient and not aggressive she'll eventually take over. Not 100%, but I've done this with some success.

Many many visits with the same girl. If she likes you and cab TRUST you then she may be willing to give you a hand.