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[Grain 56]

After two days of failing to coordinate a meeting time with a well known, usually easy to meet provider that advertises on the forum and that I have been with numerous times over the past 3 years or so and am certainly known to her and has always enjoyed the company. All due mostly to her poor level of communication with me, which is VERY much unlike this provider. I will watch the forum to see if others start complaining of the same before I speak up more about that. Anyway, I moved on to an alternate provider I had been working on. That's what led me to go unicorn hunting.

So, after 2 weeks of texts and persistence, I finally met Brittney on 192. I even had to break my monger phone cherry to make it happen. I wrote to Brittney off and on with minimal to evasive replies over the past 2 weeks via my email to her text. I finally got smart and bought some minutes for an old pay as you go phone I had been carrying in my car for 3 1/2 years. I texted her while I made my way towards Kissimmee. I parked near Medieval Times and played the waiting game with her. After about an hour of me working out of my car for my job, she finally replied to my texts. I called her and spoke briefly and we agreed to meet in 20 minutes. I had to pry out of her the name of the hotel she was staying as there are 3 side by side. When she finally revealed it, I moved into the parking lot to scope out the environment. The 20 minutes came and went, a possible fellow monger came out to the parking lot and got into a car and left. Maybe it was a coincidence, but within 2 minutes, she texted and said she was ready but needed 10 more minutes. I figured to clean up? She finally revealed the room number to me and I walked around the property to check it out. Being in Kissimmee I was petrified as I have never done anything in Lake County per my fellow mongers gracious intel. It all looked good and there were no odd vehicles, no characters that seemed interested in me or even noticed I was there. There was activity of tenants and workers all around so I didn't feel like I stood out, especially as I dressed down before I went there. I decided to stay longer to wait but moved my car to a better vantage point of her room. I couldn't park where I could see her room but I could see the side of the building she was in. After about 15 minutes, a person came from the side of the building Brittney was staying and walked away and left the property. Possibly a boyfriend or handler. Looked somewhat harmless and scrawny. Within a minute, she texted that she was ready.

I headed up to her room and knocked, worried about being nabbed in Kissimmee, even though we never spoke of doing anything with than meeting and we never discussed anything financial. I almost bolted before she answered. She opened the door as I was walking off. It was her, she was alone, the room was lived in and somewhat messy but it was not dirty. I didn't see any boy clothes anywhere. Maybe she lives alone. She offered for me to use the bathroom. I went to lock the latch inside the entry door to prevent an unwanted entry from someone with a key and she tried to talk me out of it. I got nervous again and insisted that we latch the door to prevent anyone from entering. She again didn't want to. I finally said I am not comfortable unless we do this as I didn't want anyone to come in from the outside. She finally agreed.

Now to her, she is definitely the girl in her pics, she actually looks younger and much better than in her pics. She states she is 26 but her face looks 40 in her pics. She is very cute and has very smooth skin. I would guess she is in her late 20's to early 30's. I asked about LEO check and she immediately dis-robed to reveal a fairly tight body as her pics do accurately reflect. Her hips are wide. Like good child bearing hips but she isn't big. She has the smallest nipples I have ever seen. They reminded me of the size of a Red Hots candy, they are about the size of my nipples! She was fully shaved, very little pudge or cellulite. She asked to get the donation out of the way and I told her no. She said most people want to get it out of the way and I explained that I was not comfortable with that. She said OK. She asked how long I wanted and I told her, let's just play and we will figure out the rest later. She agreed.

Since this is so long just on the effort to get there, I won't drag out the event. It was actually difficult to relax because of so many hoops to jump through to get there and all of the red flags once inside, I was still very suspicious. Things went better from there. We did some light massaging, I played with the little man in the boat, she was fairly tight and had absolutely ZERO smell. Was clean as I have ever seen. Her restrictions for me in this visit, no kissing, no toys, no DATY or 69 on the first meeting. She says Greek not an option on any visit. She was somewhat dry and had some lotion but that really didn't do too much for the issue. I think she was just as nervous of me as I was of her. I used a big mouthful of saliva to get her very wet and that worked pretty well. We only did FS in MISH as I was to busy trying to watch the door to play too much. After a fairly quick finish, we cleaned up. I wanted to originally play for an hour but was too nervous to even think about staying any longer. I tried to hand her the donation and she said, I don't want to take it from you, just leave it on the night stand. I thought, Shit! She doesn't want her fingerprints on that money and I was going to get nabbed as I left. I dropped the donation on the night stand and slowly opened the door. ALL WAS GOOD. Nothing. I left without incident. Total damage, over 2 hours of hard work and .6.

The funny part is I will repeat, now that I know she is real. I know it is good. Even with the hoops, I think the effort was worth it if she works out for the future. She is a very nice person and you could tell she was as nervous as me for the whole event. Now that I am known to her, I am going to schedule another time, be more relaxed and bang the living shit out of that!

I don't know how to get her to relax on date one for those of you wanting to giver her a try. She has potential to be very good before she gets too far into the life in my opinion. I am sorry I went so long, I just wanted to point out the red flags she threw out and the strategy I used to try and stay as safe as I did. Most of the strategy I used, and actions I took, I learned in kindergarten (while in newby status). Thanks to all of the fictional story writing mentors for helping out. RTFF will always help you play safe.

Of course this was all a dream and I won't remember any of this in the morning.

Grain 56.

My experience was exactly like yours. A few mongers have lassoed that unicorn with very mediocre reviews. The donations are very appealing, which must be the only way she is maintaing enough thoroughfare to even afford her room. She has wasted an enormous amount of a lot of guys time and gas. I say we boycott this one out of principle. But those damn Mario coin request are so attractive. Has no one had a good experience with her? When she was first reviewed she was supposedly looking for regulars, not with the reputation she's cultivating. Very frustrating. Thanks for the Intel.

Never have I had such a hard time trying to meet a girl as Brittney on 192, she set a time and as I got to the hotel she wouldn't give me her room number and even asked if I would wait 2 hours before we meet. I came back and then she wanted my home address and a selfie shot of me. Something felt wrong so I drove around back and a cop was sitting behind the hotel so I got the hell out!

Day 2, I was dumb enough to try again and she was asking if I want to meet right now? I answered Yes, she said ok and a price, then she asked do you want to meet now? I again responded YES! She then asked if I could wait a while. After the next text I said FUCK THIS! As I was pulling out of the hotel two police cars were driving in. I'm not sure but I felt like I was being set up! Anyone have any experience with Brittney on 192 near Medival Times?

[Member #4680]

Saw this one a few months back, and noticed she's posting again, so I thought I'd comment.

Very skinny, tight, young, flexible body.

I normally go for girls with a bit more curvature, and almost always opt for FS, but I was a little broke, and she was both right down the street & a lot broker, so I said why not when she offered me a deal on a naked handy.

She did a very good job, too: Showed off her fat little pussy to me in some fairly impressive, almost gymnastic poses, and got all big-eyed & smiley when I coated her forearm & hands at the end.

Don't think she's in the neighborhood anymore, but if she was I'd definitely be willing to stop by for another go, especially to sample the rest of the menu.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...-best/11940993

[Camera3]

With all due respect, sir, but have you seen the thread of posts placed by fine ladies that are seeking the company of gentlemen? There are quite a few 20 something's there. And lots of reviews in other parts of the forum so you can single out the ones with back yards.

We all give the same advice, RTFF, not to pick on people but to help you and others hobby safely.

C3.

Another cash and dash, I feel like I am either unlucky or making some poor life choices.

This on posts on BP as "blonde with a butt", will meet and make an excuse to duck outside and into a hidden car. I scoped the inside of the location, but not the back yard where a boyfriend / handler was hiding. Nearly ran me over peeling out of there.

Link: http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...-butt/11948457.

Anyone got a reliable 20-something? I'm seriously getting hit these days.

Cross posted to negative reports.

[DaisukeAramech]

Another cash and dash, I feel like I am either unlucky or making some poor life choices.

This on posts on BP as "blonde with a butt", will meet and make an excuse to duck outside and into a hidden car. I scoped the inside of the location, but not the back yard where a boyfriend / handler was hiding. Nearly ran me over peeling out of there.

Link: http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...-butt/11948457.

Anyone got a reliable 20-something? I'm seriously getting hit these days.

Cross posted to negative reports.

[Venomized]

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...py-now/9629155

Had an out call with this one last night. Everything covered and she left me unsatisfied after about 15 minutes. She is young and acts like it. Very petite, tight, and sexy! I'm down here filming an event and my gopro cameras laying aroung my room scared her away. She freaked out and the session ended with her taking the money and leaving. Should have called a more mature one, but the wee head was calling the shots. Kinda new here but been a monger for over 20 years its unfortunate she freaked out but think she was looking for a reason to rip me off.

Same night, called a more mature one. Or so I thought.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ty-ts/11804445

Called for outcall, she came way after she said she would. Nice and cute, mature looking and acting. She talked about her sister when she got here and said how she lives in my town and how she liked it up there for about ten minutes. Then told me a story of how she was raped by two guys in November. Got a little weird with that but she said don't worry about it when I said maybe we shouldn't play. Gave her the $ and Started to get down to business after that then she says she has no covers. I have none, and she said her driver has some in the truck. You all know what's coming. And yep. Asked her to hold the money till she got back but wasnt having it. Told me to walk out with her so I did, she ran to the truck and he started it and took off. Figures.

If anyone has a real good provider that does outcalls or incalls around idrive that isn't a rip off please pm. I'm out $$ 5 and need to forget about this experience.

That first girl is the girl in the pictures? I pulled some of her pictures up and found them on different sites, big no no for me.

[Venomized]

I have two local suggestions for you. Dallas, a blonde spinner with a full sleeve, and Maxine, an slightly older MILF with an absolutely rocking body, covered in good tats, who really knows how to work it.

Not too far. Looks interesting.

http://treasurecoast.backpage.com/Fe...s-sl-s/9124823

From the far North in Gator country if ever up that way. This one has plenty of great reviews.

http://gainesville.backpage.com/Fema...2-6883/4011814

Cheers J54.

Ah I love you guys so much, sure know how to make a guy happy. For starters, I messaged that cutie that lives in NC and told her how amazing she looks etc -- sent me a beautiful pic and a welcome if I ever venture up north. I've seen dallas and was quite disappointed, I'm a very generous man but the minute you lie to me; you screw the pooch. I've never seen Maxine to be honest, might have to look further into that one. The girl in gainsville isn't quite my cup of tea unfortunately, though, the treasure coast girl might suffice. Really appreciate it guys, thank you!

Venomized.

[Member #4697]

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...shine/11925694

Saw this young lady. She has some reviews out there and a page on the Bunny Ranch website and a Hustler Cover I believe. I'm not going to write a novel here but long story short. She sexy, excellent service and is a sweet girl. Downside is she's pricey for this town. But my ADD kicks in and I get bored and just look for trouble. And money can be made easily so if you want to see a super hot chick that most of you may not be able to bang in real like them spend the dough. Fuck it!

KC.

[Member #5878]

Hey guys.

Has anyone partaken of her servces?

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...l-only/7270409

I met up with her last year and everyone is pretty much on point. Banging body but service is awful. Convo sucks. Said mutual touching wasn't allowed. Just an awful experience.

[SDragonGuy]

Hello Gents.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...78one/11922751

It took me about a day to schedule a time to meet up with Shy. It was a little complicated because her incall location was in the middle of Orlando and Tampa. I had originally scheduled to meet with her around 3 and quoted me at 120 for the hh, but she got back to me to late and I didint want to hit traffic. So we decided on 9 pm. Now I will say this, I would never consider seeing this gal were it not for her being reviewed high respected senior members, especially given the location. So I get to her location and I end up coming from the back side of the neighborhood. Apparently this place was also gated. She said I had to tell the security guy the name of the house owner and they would met me in. I told her I was in the back entrance and she said she would be willing to come and open the gate from me. This was over a series of calls. First her truck wasnt there (her friend took it out real quick). At this point I was getting a little nervous and just waiting for a cop car to just pull next to me. (Even though nothing had be done yet I was still nervous) Finally she calls me and asks me where my car is and I tell her its across the street in the other neighborhood because I didn't want to just have my car sitting there behind a neighborhood waiting for a gate to be opened. But I drove up and she let me in with her truck. We drove to her house she was staying at (roomates were not in the immediate area). She guided me to her room and she had all sorts of candles lit in the room. She did a nice job of making me feel comfortable, clean room and a nice vibe. She is a pretty girl, I would not say athletic nor fat, but just a thin girl who looks pretty good; she said she was 29. We chatted a bit and she told me her story about how she had been doing this since about 20 ish years old. We both exchange some stories about backpage and how she hate using it. I undressed a little and so did she and then the fun began. I started with kissing all over her body and then gently popping off her bra. We moved over to the bed where I kissed her stomach and her sides while moving down to her kitty while teasing her. Off came her lace panties and I only went for a little DATY (just was not feeling up to it that night). I still played with her clit though and to the point where she got off and told me to back off for a second so she could cool down for a second. I told her it was her turn and she got in front of me while I was laying down and began to give I'd say the second best BBBJ I've ever gotten. She really does love to DT, and has no problem at all letting you push her head down all the way and control the speed. She did it like a champ, so much that I had to stop her. She slipped on the cover and got on top for some CG. This went on for a little before I thought. But then I really wanted to have her in k9, so I flipped her over. Her kitty was indeed tight and she told me to fuck her harder (yes ma'am). I was able to go pretty far distance in this position. All of this while I was playing with her clit until I flipped her over for some mish. I never really do mish but I thought I would give it a little go. I went for a while before I thought man I really want to fuck her in k9 again. So she quickly turned around again and there I was from behind pounding away going harder and harder. She does have a pretty nice view from behind and is very very vocal (I doubt she is faking it, just sounded genuine because she is really sensitive). She kept saying to hit harder, I think this is the hardest I've fucked a girl in my life, but she took it like a boss and finally it was over. She gave me some tissues to clean up. She showed me the new phone she got and just chatted a little more before I was on my way. Guys this gal is a little gem, take care of her. She is trying to find a new place because she knows the polk boys is a bad group to be around. Never looked at the donation until the very end where she quickly counted it before I left. All in all, If she was closer she would most definitely be a constant repeat for me. GFE for 120 hh, great service, great attitude? Decent looks? You can't go wrong.

Stay safe.

Regards.

SDG.

[BuffGuy111]

Hey guys.

Has anyone partaken of her servces?

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...l-only/7270409

I agree with Otwist. Why else would she have a $50 rate as hot as her body is? She knows her services sucks. I tried writing a review on the oThER site but they won't post it. I went back and forth with them about it so I let it be. I would never repeat but it could be a YMMV thing. She was more concerned with changing the song on her radio after each one was over than the actual rub. Total turn off.

BG111.

[Member #4697]

Saw her quite a while ago and wrote a review. She is not very talented at the body to body massage. There are much better options out there. Her pics are real and she is attractive, but if she were any good at what she does, she would not have to offer $50 specials.

A few times. Not the best. Not the worst. But not a bad value if your on a budget.

KC.

[Otwist]

Hey guys.

Has anyone partaken of her servces?

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...l-only/7270409

Saw her quite a while ago and wrote a review. She is not very talented at the body to body massage. There are much better options out there. Her pics are real and she is attractive, but if she were any good at what she does, she would not have to offer $50 specials.

[True Critic69]

Hey guys.

Has anyone partaken of her servces?

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...l-only/7270409

[ProMonger1998]

Every monger on the board should send these rip off providers a text saying we know they are rip off artists and to get put of Orlando because no one is coming to see them. There are a lot of mongers here and I'm sure we can send a message.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...py-now/9629155

Had an out call with this one last night. Everything covered and she left me unsatisfied after about 15 minutes. She is young and acts like it. Very petite, tight, and sexy! I'm down here filming an event and my gopro cameras laying aroung my room scared her away. She freaked out and the session ended with her taking the money and leaving. Should have called a more mature one, but the wee head was calling the shots. Kinda new here but been a monger for over 20 years its unfortunate she freaked out but think she was looking for a reason to rip me off.

Same night, called a more mature one. Or so I thought.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ty-ts/11804445

Called for outcall, she came way after she said she would. Nice and cute, mature looking and acting. She talked about her sister when she got here and said how she lives in my town and how she liked it up there for about ten minutes. Then told me a story of how she was raped by two guys in November. Got a little weird with that but she said don't worry about it when I said maybe we shouldn't play. Gave her the $ and Started to get down to business after that then she says she has no covers. I have none, and she said her driver has some in the truck. You all know what's coming. And yep. Asked her to hold the money till she got back but wasnt having it. Told me to walk out with her so I did, she ran to the truck and he started it and took off. Figures.

If anyone has a real good provider that does outcalls or incalls around idrive that isn't a rip off please pm. I'm out $$ 5 and need to forget about this experience.

[Jesse54]

A little off topic I suppose, and unobtainable. But this is what Orlando is missing, I've been looking all over for something similar to this. Look at gallery on our beautiful forum and there she is. In damn NC though. Well, I would love anyone who has something like this and would kindly share. Short, sweet, tattoos, and a couple of piercings. Just shoot me a pm if you would. Thanks!

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...rtiser-Reviews

(#2859).

Venomized.

From the far North in Gator country if ever up that way. This one has plenty of great reviews.

http://gainesville.backpage.com/Fema...2-6883/4011814

Cheers J54.