Massage Parlor Reports

**PussyPoker** · 01-14-15 22:15

Originally Posted by BlueScreen [View Original Post]

Start with the self serve, but don't make a lot of effort to finish. The girl will typically rub her hands around your waist and legs as you're doing this. Rub your member against her hands when she's close enough, then try guiding her hands with yours to show her where you need more attention. If your patient and not aggressive she'll eventually take over. Not 100%, but I've done this with some success.

Many many visits with the same girl. If she likes you and cab TRUST you then she may be willing to give you a hand.

**Blue Screen** · 01-14-15 21:34

Originally Posted by Biliator [View Original Post]

How, exactly, do you get past the "self serve" stage there? LOL.

Start with the self serve, but don't make a lot of effort to finish. The girl will typically rub her hands around your waist and legs as you're doing this. Rub your member against her hands when she's close enough, then try guiding her hands with yours to show her where you need more attention. If your patient and not aggressive she'll eventually take over. Not 100%, but I've done this with some success.

**IlliniHoops1** · 01-14-15 18:27

It's hard to locate as anyone who's been there will attest. Anyhow. On my first visit I saw CeCe. Nice body / average face. $ . 8 for decent BBBJCIM Second visit was with Kimberly. Tuned out to be a total waste of time. Anyone have any recent success?

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...touch/19224354

**JLong6911** · 01-13-15 18:30

I found a great Asian spa that offers FS after you become a regular at good prices 45 for half hour 60 for an hour plus tips with extraprobably best price in town and the girls there look good young good looking skinny and the switch up girls every couple weeks pM me for info I'll trade you info.

**Plymkr** · 01-13-15 14:26

Originally Posted by Silvio [View Original Post]

Am I the only one to have noticed the stripper pole in the living room. I asked her if she knew how to use the pole shre said yes. So I asked if she would demo the pole. She said maybe next time.

Haha I never saw that!

**Silvio** · 01-13-15 09:42

Am I the only one to have noticed the stripper pole in the living room. I asked her if she knew how to use the pole shre said yes. So I asked if she would demo the pole. She said maybe next time.

Originally Posted by Plymkr [View Original Post]

I went to go see her last week. I also tried to listen to what she was saying but couldn't make it out. I wanted to ask her but didn't in the end. Such a strange place with the Mardi Gras theme. The massage was just ok and I gave her $30. She gave me $10 back! When I tried leaving it was so dark I couldn't unlock the door. Definetly a weird experience. She said she has been doing massage for 1. 5 months. Check it out if you want an crazy experience. Go at night! LOL.

**IdiotBoy** · 01-13-15 07:17

Originally Posted by Chubbybear [View Original Post]

So I read BC's post and Googled New Hope Spa and hit the following http://www.centersquarejournal.com/n...ssage-parlors. While the review site mentioned is RM, I would think CP has these sites on their radar.

Stay safe.

CB.

That article is over 2 years old. Pretty sure they would have done something by now.

**Chubbybear** · 01-12-15 19:04

Originally Posted by BigChij [View Original Post]

Have always had luck here, but the girls seem to keep changing. "Koko" was my favorite, but left within the past year.

Always. 6 at the door (1 for TS) and. 4 standard tip for $1 . 0 all-in.

Any other suggestions on the northside would be appreciated.

So I read BC's post and Googled New Hope Spa and hit the following http://www.centersquarejournal.com/n...ssage-parlors. While the review site mentioned is RM, I would think CP has these sites on their radar.

Stay safe.

CB.

**DMichaels69** · 01-11-15 16:49

So this place got a couple new girls. I tried one and once again the whole experience was below average.

She gave an average rub. The attempt at the standard finish was so lame I told her to stop.

Tipped her for the massage and left.

Originally Posted by Jadedone [View Original Post]

They rotate the girls at the place in Geneva. The first time I went I had a good time. Every other trip I was hounded for tips.

**Sleeker** · 01-11-15 16:03

Originally Posted by BigChij [View Original Post]

Have always had luck here, but the girls seem to keep changing. "Koko" was my favorite, but left within the past year.

Always. 6 at the door (1 for TS) and. 4 standard tip for $1 . 0 all-in.

Any other suggestions on the northside would be appreciated.

The women who work here are exceptionally skilled at massage and other activities. Whoever trains them does a wonderful job. Never upsells or ask for tips upfront. I recognize the Mamasan from the old Alice's but she seems to never give massages anymore. 70 % of the girls I get are young and cute. The balance maybe a little chunky but they still have skills out of this world. Every time I go somewhere else I regret it.

**BigChij** · 01-11-15 00:56

Have always had luck here, but the girls seem to keep changing. "Koko" was my favorite, but left within the past year.

Always. 6 at the door (1 for TS) and. 4 standard tip for $1 . 0 all-in.

Any other suggestions on the northside would be appreciated.

**DMichaels69** · 01-10-15 17:01

The one I'm talking about does not ask for tip money. This is good but far too many did there.

Originally Posted by Jadedone [View Original Post]

They rotate the girls at the place in Geneva. The first time I went I had a good time. Every other trip I was hounded for tips.

Originally Posted by Jlima [View Original Post]

Yeah there were two new girls that stared that day. I haven't seen the one I think your talking about the last two times I was there but she's still there (the girl who runs the place will let me know who's working if I text her and I make sure to not see that one).

**Jadedone** · 01-10-15 16:36

They rotate the girls at the place in Geneva. The first time I went I had a good time. Every other trip I was hounded for tips.

Originally Posted by Jlima [View Original Post]

Hey Guys long time reader of the site first time poster. Went to spot in Geneva Il recently (in strip with ace hardware and 7-11). Service was great as always (he and FS are available here by the way), not sure why rated so low on rubmaps.

Also not far away in St Chalres there is this new sport on Prairie off of Randall If anyone had been to the spot in naperville in that business park (weird spot but private which was good but has since closed) the girl who use to run that is here now. She mentioned she may be opening another spot in warrenville soon.

Stay warm!

**Jlima** · 01-10-15 11:14

Originally Posted by DMichaels69 [View Original Post]

Well you must have gotten the one that doesn't bug you about tipping.

Yeah there were two new girls that stared that day. I haven't seen the one I think your talking about the last two times I was there but she's still there (the girl who runs the place will let me know who's working if I text her and I make sure to not see that one).

**Mannheim** · 01-10-15 09:17

Hit the parlor on Oakton across from the trailer park in Mt. Prospect. Being in such a industrial / commercial area you would think there would be extras. Everything was by the book, towel covering, weak massage, unattractive short haired mp's. 65/ hr. Waste of time and money.

Stopped at a more well known spa in Mt. Prospect on the way home. F. S. , Rimming, BBBJ, cbjcim. Total damage hit .70, but worth it.