Massage Parlor Reports

**FortyFi1** · 01-15-15 21:51

Hello Mongers. I am visiting Chicago next week so looking for some MP with FS and also Escort services that are reliable and trusted by members. Any suggestion or recommendation.

Looks like I will be regular visitor here as I have some new business clients here. Let me know.

**Panochista** · 01-15-15 12:27

Originally Posted by Plymkr [View Original Post]

Haha I never saw that!

The problem is not the mediocre massage, the little voices inside her head or the darkness of the room, perhaps she kerps it dark for this reason, I wanted to get a kick out of it so I went to get a "massage", next to the massage book that she keeps on her little table was another book. Angel of death! LOL!! But that is NOT the bad part, HER PLACE IS SWARMING WITH ROACHES! I went to pick up my clothes from the red futton she has in the room and off they went!! About 15 to 20 roaches scattered from under my clothes! Fuck!! I hate roaches. I had to shake my clothes and make sure I wasn't taking an uninvited guest with me into my house!! AVOID!! There is NO potential of nothing with this crazy cat lady, I tried rubbing her leg and touching her cookie and she told me to stop or she was going to ask me to leave or call 5-0 ,it is cheap but I guess you get what you pay for. I'm done with her, don't waste your time, unless you like blueballs and roaches.

**Sleeker** · 01-14-15 22:34

Originally Posted by Chubbybear [View Original Post]

So I read BC's post and Googled New Hope Spa and hit the following http://www.centersquarejournal.com/n...ssage-parlors. While the review site mentioned is RM, I would think CP has these sites on their radar.

Stay safe.

CB.

Check out the other site for the number of reviews. This is a busy place on a very busy commercial street. They've been open for 5 years so hardly something CP isn't aware of. Figure out the rest.

**PussyPoker** · 01-14-15 22:15

Originally Posted by BlueScreen [View Original Post]

Start with the self serve, but don't make a lot of effort to finish. The girl will typically rub her hands around your waist and legs as you're doing this. Rub your member against her hands when she's close enough, then try guiding her hands with yours to show her where you need more attention. If your patient and not aggressive she'll eventually take over. Not 100%, but I've done this with some success.

Many many visits with the same girl. If she likes you and cab TRUST you then she may be willing to give you a hand.

**Blue Screen** · 01-14-15 21:34

Originally Posted by Biliator [View Original Post]

How, exactly, do you get past the "self serve" stage there? LOL.

Start with the self serve, but don't make a lot of effort to finish. The girl will typically rub her hands around your waist and legs as you're doing this. Rub your member against her hands when she's close enough, then try guiding her hands with yours to show her where you need more attention. If your patient and not aggressive she'll eventually take over. Not 100%, but I've done this with some success.

**IlliniHoops1** · 01-14-15 18:27

It's hard to locate as anyone who's been there will attest. Anyhow. On my first visit I saw CeCe. Nice body / average face. $ . 8 for decent BBBJCIM Second visit was with Kimberly. Tuned out to be a total waste of time. Anyone have any recent success?

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...touch/19224354

**JLong6911** · 01-13-15 18:30

I found a great Asian spa that offers FS after you become a regular at good prices 45 for half hour 60 for an hour plus tips with extraprobably best price in town and the girls there look good young good looking skinny and the switch up girls every couple weeks pM me for info I'll trade you info.

**Plymkr** · 01-13-15 14:26

Originally Posted by Silvio [View Original Post]

Am I the only one to have noticed the stripper pole in the living room. I asked her if she knew how to use the pole shre said yes. So I asked if she would demo the pole. She said maybe next time.

Haha I never saw that!

**Silvio** · 01-13-15 09:42

Am I the only one to have noticed the stripper pole in the living room. I asked her if she knew how to use the pole shre said yes. So I asked if she would demo the pole. She said maybe next time.

Originally Posted by Plymkr [View Original Post]

I went to go see her last week. I also tried to listen to what she was saying but couldn't make it out. I wanted to ask her but didn't in the end. Such a strange place with the Mardi Gras theme. The massage was just ok and I gave her $30. She gave me $10 back! When I tried leaving it was so dark I couldn't unlock the door. Definetly a weird experience. She said she has been doing massage for 1. 5 months. Check it out if you want an crazy experience. Go at night! LOL.

**IdiotBoy** · 01-13-15 07:17

Originally Posted by Chubbybear [View Original Post]

So I read BC's post and Googled New Hope Spa and hit the following http://www.centersquarejournal.com/n...ssage-parlors. While the review site mentioned is RM, I would think CP has these sites on their radar.

Stay safe.

CB.

That article is over 2 years old. Pretty sure they would have done something by now.

**Chubbybear** · 01-12-15 19:04

Originally Posted by BigChij [View Original Post]

Have always had luck here, but the girls seem to keep changing. "Koko" was my favorite, but left within the past year.

Always. 6 at the door (1 for TS) and. 4 standard tip for $1 . 0 all-in.

Any other suggestions on the northside would be appreciated.

So I read BC's post and Googled New Hope Spa and hit the following http://www.centersquarejournal.com/n...ssage-parlors. While the review site mentioned is RM, I would think CP has these sites on their radar.

Stay safe.

CB.

**DMichaels69** · 01-11-15 16:49

So this place got a couple new girls. I tried one and once again the whole experience was below average.

She gave an average rub. The attempt at the standard finish was so lame I told her to stop.

Tipped her for the massage and left.

Originally Posted by Jadedone [View Original Post]

They rotate the girls at the place in Geneva. The first time I went I had a good time. Every other trip I was hounded for tips.

**Sleeker** · 01-11-15 16:03

Originally Posted by BigChij [View Original Post]

Have always had luck here, but the girls seem to keep changing. "Koko" was my favorite, but left within the past year.

Always. 6 at the door (1 for TS) and. 4 standard tip for $1 . 0 all-in.

Any other suggestions on the northside would be appreciated.

The women who work here are exceptionally skilled at massage and other activities. Whoever trains them does a wonderful job. Never upsells or ask for tips upfront. I recognize the Mamasan from the old Alice's but she seems to never give massages anymore. 70 % of the girls I get are young and cute. The balance maybe a little chunky but they still have skills out of this world. Every time I go somewhere else I regret it.

**BigChij** · 01-11-15 00:56

Have always had luck here, but the girls seem to keep changing. "Koko" was my favorite, but left within the past year.

Always. 6 at the door (1 for TS) and. 4 standard tip for $1 . 0 all-in.

Any other suggestions on the northside would be appreciated.

**DMichaels69** · 01-10-15 17:01

The one I'm talking about does not ask for tip money. This is good but far too many did there.

Originally Posted by Jadedone [View Original Post]

They rotate the girls at the place in Geneva. The first time I went I had a good time. Every other trip I was hounded for tips.

Originally Posted by Jlima [View Original Post]

Yeah there were two new girls that stared that day. I haven't seen the one I think your talking about the last two times I was there but she's still there (the girl who runs the place will let me know who's working if I text her and I make sure to not see that one).