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[Admin2]

For those that write really long ads with all sorts of claims and info I have to be honest, I don't read your ad. I do look at the pictures.

A fucken men to that! Blah blah blah blah blah shaved pussy, Blah blah blah blah blah I like giving blowjob, Blah blah blah blah blah I have nice tits, Blah blah blah blah blah 100 roses, Blah blah blah blah blah telephone, Blah blah blah blah blah pictures.

[Plattler]

So, I see Daddy had to stop the car over in the advertiser's forum. It seems the ladies have been engaging in some sort of war on formatting and some of what they are using isn't supported by the web site. This made Sonny, aka A2, have to reformat the posts. One thing I know about Sonny is, he would rather be fucking than reformatting shitty posts.

So, this may be the right time to discuss what we look for when we go trolling over in the advertiser's thread. I don't pretend to be speaking for all the fiction writers in our little literary club, but this is my take on this. Plus, today is a travel day and my first flight was delayed two hours, so I have far too much time on my hand, which is never a good thing.

Let me state that I love the number and quality of ladies posting over there these days. I, for one, get my inspiration for creating great fiction from employing a muse, and, I will say, most of the muse's I employ these days do come from the ladies that post over there. Love the quality. Love the variety. Love the number available.

So, what am I drawn to? I would think the average muse might want to know what many of us look for. So, here is the way I think.

First, I am a guy. I am visual. Pics matter. And they don't have to be nekked pics. But I do like accurate pics. Giving me an idea of what to expect is a good thing, keeping it legal and in keeping with the literary club, of course.

Second, how do I contact you and I do like it if I get a clue on how you might get back to me. I totally respect that you have to run your muse business your way. I am just saying if you like to text, tell me. I you like to e-mail, tell me. You may want to say that if you don't get back to me in the next 10 minutes that you are busy. OK. I know that ain't going to happen, but a guy can dream, can't he?

Third, if a gentleman wanted to make a donation to your favorite charity, what might you suggest?

Hey, I am lazy. If a lady shows me in her ad sort of what she looks like and tells me how to get hold of her, what to expect and how much damage is going to happen to my petty cash drawer then she probably will get the attention of the little head faster than those that select to not go that route.

For those that write really long ads with all sorts of claims and info I have to be honest, I don't read your ad. I do look at the pictures.

While I am on this, face it, we are experiencing a great success in our literary club. We have more SP's and more newbies. They do go hand in hand. It seems in the past few weeks we have had several new guys stop by and piss us off by thinking we are somehow a data base of all things ladies of the evening in this town. Of course, we aren't. But we do have a great hobby and us guys do share intell, often in the forums but more often using PM's. Ladies, I also want you to know that I have no desire to pass off secret intel on you to LE. And we all assume there are LEO's here doing whatever rather than out fighting real crime. I have to say, if a newbie writes a review and the SP verifies it, I am impressed. So, ladies, please feel free to verify a review. Damn, thank the guy in public, after all, he did help with the rent. On the other hand, I think if what the guy wrote didn't happen that you should say so. That may or may not be Kosher to Sonny, but I think if a guy claims he saw you and he didn't that we would like to know that. I do have this fear that I am going to give intel to MBI and cause one of you to get into trouble. Also, if he claimed you did something you didn't that most of us want to know that so we can put him on Santa's "naughty" list.

Are there any other opinions on this?

Time for coffee.

C3.

C3, my friend, in my opinion, you have hit the nail on it's head. We don't need stories, just useful facts of the advertising ladies. Pictures, heck yes, that is what is all about, "Attraction", and all our tastes are different.

Don't pretty-up your pics to much, keep it real, we will find out the truth anyways, and if you where un-honest, what will we think about you?

Jesse mentioned Vino's "Dallas" Post in his reply to this: One more sentence to this: "I would from now on suggest to call this chick " RUN-AROUND Sue ", that's all she is. She is just to greedy and UNRELIABLE. Competition has caught up with her, and now she is desperate, BUT has not changed her game!

Just ignore her, we have so much better here, and don't need to get the "RUN-AROUND" show from this "Dallas" chick, besides you like being treated as her last resource and wait on parking-lots for hrs. to then find out she disappeared AGAIN. Car-Trouble, Phone-Trouble, Fell-Asleep, My-Aunt-just-showed-up, Who-are-you....... The "Run-Around Sue's"-Lyrics

[Jesse54]

So, I see Daddy had to stop the car over in the advertiser's forum. It seems the ladies have been engaging in some sort of war on formatting and some of what they are using isn't supported by the web site. This made Sonny, aka A2, have to reformat the posts. One thing I know about Sonny is, he would rather be fucking than reformatting shitty posts.

So, this may be the right time to discuss what we look for when we go trolling over in the advertiser's thread. I don't pretend to be speaking for all the fiction writers in our little literary club, but this is my take on this. Plus, today is a travel day and my first flight was delayed two hours, so I have far too much time on my hand, which is never a good thing.

Let me state that I love the number and quality of ladies posting over there these days. I, for one, get my inspiration for creating great fiction from employing a muse, and, I will say, most of the muse's I employ these days do come from the ladies that post over there. Love the quality. Love the variety. Love the number available.

So, what am I drawn to? I would think the average muse might want to know what many of us look for. So, here is the way I think.

First, I am a guy. I am visual. Pics matter. And they don't have to be nekked pics. But I do like accurate pics. Giving me an idea of what to expect is a good thing, keeping it legal and in keeping with the literary club, of course.

Second, how do I contact you and I do like it if I get a clue on how you might get back to me. I totally respect that you have to run your muse business your way. I am just saying if you like to text, tell me. I you like to e-mail, tell me. You may want to say that if you don't get back to me in the next 10 minutes that you are busy. OK. I know that ain't going to happen, but a guy can dream, can't he?

Third, if a gentleman wanted to make a donation to your favorite charity, what might you suggest?

Hey, I am lazy. If a lady shows me in her ad sort of what she looks like and tells me how to get hold of her, what to expect and how much damage is going to happen to my petty cash drawer then she probably will get the attention of the little head faster than those that select to not go that route.

For those that write really long ads with all sorts of claims and info I have to be honest, I don't read your ad. I do look at the pictures.

While I am on this, face it, we are experiencing a great success in our literary club. We have more SP's and more newbies. They do go hand in hand. It seems in the past few weeks we have had several new guys stop by and piss us off by thinking we are somehow a data base of all things ladies of the evening in this town. Of course, we aren't. But we do have a great hobby and us guys do share intell, often in the forums but more often using PM's. Ladies, I also want you to know that I have no desire to pass off secret intel on you to LE. And we all assume there are LEO's here doing whatever rather than out fighting real crime. I have to say, if a newbie writes a review and the SP verifies it, I am impressed. So, ladies, please feel free to verify a review. Damn, thank the guy in public, after all, he did help with the rent. On the other hand, I think if what the guy wrote didn't happen that you should say so. That may or may not be Kosher to Sonny, but I think if a guy claims he saw you and he didn't that we would like to know that. I do have this fear that I am going to give intel to MBI and cause one of you to get into trouble. Also, if he claimed you did something you didn't that most of us want to know that so we can put him on Santa's "naughty" list.

Are there any other opinions on this?

Time for coffee.

C3.

C3 something is bad wrong. Really bad. Your thoughts on this topic mirror what I would say. I mean Capital "T". I do however read the entire resume. Between that and the Vino advice to Dallas a gal could really take some pointers.

On another note a first for me this week. Cock blocked TWICE in a couple of days. One of you slick dogs has turned a UTR into a GF as I got a text she is off the market. Damn. Next day another UTR turns my Mario Coins down. I screwed up and was honest telling her I am not a once a week guy. So I guess everyone else on here finds a SP they like, visits her once a week as long as SHE says yes. That is how it works right. Wink, wink. No fears young lady, I am sure I can find someone who will gladly relieve me of those coins. Not quite Pamela Handshake desperate yet.

Cheers Jesse.

[Camera3]

So, I see Daddy had to stop the car over in the advertiser's forum. It seems the ladies have been engaging in some sort of war on formatting and some of what they are using isn't supported by the web site. This made Sonny, aka A2, have to reformat the posts. One thing I know about Sonny is, he would rather be fucking than reformatting shitty posts.

So, this may be the right time to discuss what we look for when we go trolling over in the advertiser's thread. I don't pretend to be speaking for all the fiction writers in our little literary club, but this is my take on this. Plus, today is a travel day and my first flight was delayed two hours, so I have far too much time on my hand, which is never a good thing.

Let me state that I love the number and quality of ladies posting over there these days. I, for one, get my inspiration for creating great fiction from employing a muse, and, I will say, most of the muse's I employ these days do come from the ladies that post over there. Love the quality. Love the variety. Love the number available.

So, what am I drawn to? I would think the average muse might want to know what many of us look for. So, here is the way I think.

First, I am a guy. I am visual. Pics matter. And they don't have to be nekked pics. But I do like accurate pics. Giving me an idea of what to expect is a good thing, keeping it legal and in keeping with the literary club, of course.

Second, how do I contact you and I do like it if I get a clue on how you might get back to me. I totally respect that you have to run your muse business your way. I am just saying if you like to text, tell me. I you like to e-mail, tell me. You may want to say that if you don't get back to me in the next 10 minutes that you are busy. OK. I know that ain't going to happen, but a guy can dream, can't he?

Third, if a gentleman wanted to make a donation to your favorite charity, what might you suggest?

Hey, I am lazy. If a lady shows me in her ad sort of what she looks like and tells me how to get hold of her, what to expect and how much damage is going to happen to my petty cash drawer then she probably will get the attention of the little head faster than those that select to not go that route.

For those that write really long ads with all sorts of claims and info I have to be honest, I don't read your ad. I do look at the pictures.

While I am on this, face it, we are experiencing a great success in our literary club. We have more SP's and more newbies. They do go hand in hand. It seems in the past few weeks we have had several new guys stop by and piss us off by thinking we are somehow a data base of all things ladies of the evening in this town. Of course, we aren't. But we do have a great hobby and us guys do share intell, often in the forums but more often using PM's. Ladies, I also want you to know that I have no desire to pass off secret intel on you to LE. And we all assume there are LEO's here doing whatever rather than out fighting real crime. I have to say, if a newbie writes a review and the SP verifies it, I am impressed. So, ladies, please feel free to verify a review. Damn, thank the guy in public, after all, he did help with the rent. On the other hand, I think if what the guy wrote didn't happen that you should say so. That may or may not be Kosher to Sonny, but I think if a guy claims he saw you and he didn't that we would like to know that. I do have this fear that I am going to give intel to MBI and cause one of you to get into trouble. Also, if he claimed you did something you didn't that most of us want to know that so we can put him on Santa's "naughty" list.

Are there any other opinions on this?

Time for coffee.

C3.

[OldEnough]

Well my fellow mongers you have read the ad, you have seen the pictures and you have read the reviews. Now it is time to go see what the hype is all about. Belive me it will be the best $. 5 you will ever spend. NaNa I will see you again soon.

[Patients]

I just wanted to say a special! THANK YOU! To all who gave me the opportunity to prove my self as a provider. Once again I love what I do, and have a amazing time pleasing as well as getting pleased. Also thanks to usag members for a second warm welcome, its been my pleasure and no hard feelings towards anyone. I feel as if we are all one big cycle of friends and family. As a provider I plan to make new friends and continue to do my job and do it well!

P.S.

Ashley / Mystical darling pm me please so we can squash this. Yours Truly,

I don't want any bad vibes from anyone I have been fortunate.

To have you in my path and would be much obliged if you would Patients aka (SweetKhrystal).

Please give the chance to clear the air thank you!

[Jenna Jewl]

I'm sorry I missed responding to your review; I didn't mean to! But thank you honey! It was so funny when you said something like, "Now this movie has a whole new meaning to me!" something like that LOL!

Come back anytime babe!

Just recently dreamt of Jenna Jewl. Her incall was easy to get to. The room was rundown but she's getting a new one. She greeted me with a hug and quickly set me at ease. We talked a bit, she put A Christmas Story on the tv and the action started. Started off with a nice BBBJ and moved on to her riding. We switch to mish for awhile then I had to take her doggy. We finished with one of the most incredible BBBJCIM I've ever had. She left me breathless and in a daze. I was so out of It I tried to put my shirt on backwards! She's and amazing mature woman and would definitely recommend her.

[RainbowDash3]

After a handful of PMs, there doesn't appear to be any rhyme or reason to it, so I'm kind of glad I didn't mention the provider specifically.

I did text the provider to ask about it, but obviously even IF she did know about it, most people would never actually admit to it. (People that actually would tell the truth in that situation. Those are hard to come by.) Babe, I hope you did go and see the doc to check but I don't have my hopes up. I doubt this also, but I hope you'll still see me!

That being said, I did receive a message from two SMs, one who supposedly got strep at around the same time as me, so it is very likely strep has been going around (if he is telling the truth) since it was another provider completely unrelated to mine.

The other one got strep and the timing was all off, so that didn't really pan out too well either.

To the SM that said I could've caught it from somewhere else. I'm actually a shut in / live under a rock, so that wouldn't apply to me. I'm pretty introverted at work too, and people rarely talk to me, so that wouldn't be possible either.

I wish everyone the best of luck. If you have symptoms of a sore throat that lasts for more than 2 days AND is getting worse, go see a doc. No, using mouth wash isn't going to "kill the germs" and temporarily make it safe. I'm probably going to abstain from any kissing for the next month or two =(.

GOOD LUCK TO EVERYONE AND STAY SAFE.

[PaigeSweetStuf]

Thank you you guys are very sweet. I enjoy the dreams and the company.

Xoxo.

Paige.

Paige is so cool and down to earth. The type of girl that makes you forget your there to actually dream because get caught up in her great conversation. What a cool quality to have. Also very accommodating to your needs and availability.

BG111.

[Patients]

Correct me if I'm wrong somebody, but I think I will be the first to post a positive review of Patients (formerly SweetKhrystal) ever since she started getting her fair share of bad publicity here. I would not have made an appt with her had she not PM'd me by mistake thinking I was somebody else and apologizing for not being able to keep an appt. That combined with her post saying she would prove to anyone who sees her after the bad reviews that she is worth it made me curious to see what she was all about and to find out if I'd experience a situation similar to what Potsy claimed to go through with her.

After several texts over a few days, I finally decided to meet with her tonight. The way she hyped her oral skills via text I pretty much knew I couldn't pass the opportunity up. Fast forward to the actual dream which I opted for oral only and she more than exceeded my expectations! She was down for any position and really let me do my thing with her. I wanted rough and sloppy and that's exactly what I got with absolutely no complaints from her! Definitely non-rush and while I normally wouldn't donate 80 for just BBBJ, I totally think it was money well spent in this case. Patients really earned it this night! After at least a good 20 minutes or so I finally blasted my load inside her mouth while face fucking her with her on her back. I guess she couldn't hold it all and some leaked out on to her neck. So after she swallowed what did manage to stay in her mouth, I graciously scooped up most of the remaining cum remnants from her neck and chest area and fed it to her with my fingers. We both cleaned ourselves up in the tub afterwards followed by some small talk about recent occurences. There's two sides to every story, so until you hear what she has to say regarding the matter, don't be quick to judge her character based solely on the negative info you read her. My experience with her was nothing but positive!

I will be looking to see you again. You have started a chain reaction. Thank you for breaking the ice.

[BuffGuy111]

I agree totally with your description of Paige's personality and arrangements. We mongers should be honored to have the privilege to be in her company.

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Paige is so cool and down to earth. The type of girl that makes you forget your there to actually dream because get caught up in her great conversation. What a cool quality to have. Also very accommodating to your needs and availability.

BG111.

[PaigeSweetStuf]

Thank you for the kind words. Glad I could make your birthday happy xoxo.

Come see me anytime.

Xoxo.

Paige.

This report is a couple weeks overdue. It was my birthday and I just happened to be one traffic light away from Paige's incall location so I texted her and told her I was in the hood and I could use some headache relief on my birthday, she quickly responded and said "sure come over just give me a few to get ready for you". I waited around for 15 min. Then went over and she was ready and waiting to take care of me on my day. It had been 7-8 months since my last visit so we sat on her couch and got caught up a bit before she worked her magic on me. She let me play with her girls a bit before eagerly working me with her mouth and tongue before she made me explode. Her oral skills are right up there with the best in Orlando. Paige is a good person who doesn't have any drama when you see her. Makes you feel like an old friend right from the start. Most of you already know this but for those of you on the fence try giving her a chance. Play Safe!

[Beckham5]

I agree totally with your description of Paige's personality and arrangements. We mongers should be honored to have the privilege to be in her company.

This report is a couple weeks overdue. It was my birthday and I just happened to be one traffic light away from Paige's incall location so I texted her and told her I was in the hood and I could use some headache relief on my birthday, she quickly responded and said "sure come over just give me a few to get ready for you". I waited around for 15 min. Then went over and she was ready and waiting to take care of me on my day. It had been 7-8 months since my last visit so we sat on her couch and got caught up a bit before she worked her magic on me. She let me play with her girls a bit before eagerly working me with her mouth and tongue before she made me explode. Her oral skills are right up there with the best in Orlando. Paige is a good person who doesn't have any drama when you see her. Makes you feel like an old friend right from the start. Most of you already know this but for those of you on the fence try giving her a chance. Play Safe!

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[NedleyMandingo]

This report is a couple weeks overdue. It was my birthday and I just happened to be one traffic light away from Paige's incall location so I texted her and told her I was in the hood and I could use some headache relief on my birthday, she quickly responded and said "sure come over just give me a few to get ready for you". I waited around for 15 min. Then went over and she was ready and waiting to take care of me on my day. It had been 7-8 months since my last visit so we sat on her couch and got caught up a bit before she worked her magic on me. She let me play with her girls a bit before eagerly working me with her mouth and tongue before she made me explode. Her oral skills are right up there with the best in Orlando. Paige is a good person who doesn't have any drama when you see her. Makes you feel like an old friend right from the start. Most of you already know this but for those of you on the fence try giving her a chance. Play Safe!

[Member #4697]

I got a chance to meet this forum advertiser today and had a great time. Incall was in a decent spot off of I-Drive. She performed one of the best BBBJ I've ever had. Followed up with some intense CFS where we almost dislodged the bed and was close to owing the hotel a shit ton of money LOL.

Anyway I recommend for anyone looking for a thick GFE MILF.

KC.