Massage Parlor Reports

**RubMeNow123** · 01-11-15 21:16

Originally Posted by Stl69 [View Original Post]

Sorry, but I don't get it. Why do guys keep trying the AMPs when the chances of getting any desirable results are so damn low? This forum is always full of posts from hobbyist visiting AMPs that already have so many negative reports. Except for the Illinois side or some AMPs on the fringes of the MO side metro area, there's very little going on in the AMPs. I admit that I've never tried one but that's because there are enough providers in the area that will provide what we are looking for. Am I wrong or do these many non-reports on AMPs serve any purpose other than to confirm they continue to be a waste of time and money?

Here is why I keep trying the AMPs. No need to call / text to get in, and risk having wife find number on phone, or have a provider call back at bad time. No need to have a second phone. No hassle with not being able to get with a provider because they don't respond. Wife thinks the AMPs are legit (even taken her for couples massages), so I don't even have to lie about going. On occasion (admittedly too infrequent) something really good happens. As always, some luck and some YMMV involved. Agreed that things could be much better, but still decent for how low risk it is. And have definitely had better luck by being a repeat customer.

**Donny Brasso** · 01-11-15 21:10

Originally Posted by Stl69 [View Original Post]

Sorry, but I don't get it. Why do guys keep trying the AMPs when the chances of getting any desirable results are so damn low? This forum is always full of posts from hobbyist visiting AMPs that already have so many negative reports. Except for the Illinois side or some AMPs on the fringes of the MO side metro area, there's very little going on in the AMPs. I admit that I've never tried one but that's because there are enough providers in the area that will provide what we are looking for. Am I wrong or do these many non-reports on AMPs serve any purpose other than to confirm they continue to be a waste of time and money?

After looking on see / l and BP. AMP marketing needs work. If they want to convince and fool mongers at least one more time. Get together and name one happy endings! Way more deceiving than happy feet. Happy life etc. Imo.

**Stl69** · 01-11-15 20:52

Originally Posted by JoeJoeJoe [View Original Post]

After my experiences at Beautiful Life, I tried Spa Chi in Chesterfield.

Went on a Saturday afternoon in between jobs in St. Charles County.

Got a very overweight woman (not that that matters, as long as the massage is good). Massage not very good. No teasing. Draped. Not worth the time or money.

Sorry, but I don't get it. Why do guys keep trying the AMPs when the chances of getting any desirable results are so damn low? This forum is always full of posts from hobbyist visiting AMPs that already have so many negative reports. Except for the Illinois side or some AMPs on the fringes of the MO side metro area, there's very little going on in the AMPs. I admit that I've never tried one but that's because there are enough providers in the area that will provide what we are looking for. Am I wrong or do these many non-reports on AMPs serve any purpose other than to confirm they continue to be a waste of time and money?

**Joe Joe Joe** · 01-11-15 02:16

Called around 12:30, asked if Anna was available at 1:30. Was told yes, I could have a massage from Anna at 1:30.

I arrive at 1:30, I say I'm there for a 1:30 with Anna. The bossman says Anna isn't there, I can have "new girl, Yoyo". I said I'd called and made an appointment, but. They didn't really understand (or didn't care to). Anna was "getting lunch". A woman comes up, and she and the man both push me to get a massage from Yoyo.

From this forum, I knew I didn't want Yoyo.

Oh well, I'll try it and see what she's like.

Boss lady goes to the room with me, invites me to strip in front of her. (Good sign.).

Yoyo comes in. She's older (definitely not a "new girl" but very short. I like short girls, so ok, could be worse. Before I can tell her what I want, she tells me to lay face down on the table. She didn't seem to care what I wanted, and I didn't think she would understand it if I explained it. (Nothing weird, just due to my job, some parts of my body get really achy and sore. And my neck and back don't ache at all, so don't really need any massage.).

"Draping" was only on ass crack and balls. There was NO teasing at all. And that's not even the worst part.

Yoyo spent about 45 minutes massaging my back, and about 8 minutes massaging the backs of my legs (4 minutes per leg). So the flip didn't happen until the hour was almost over. Not to mention, I didn't even need my back massaged in the first place. And after 45 minutes of back massage, one gets very bored. So after 53 minutes, she has me flip. Offers me a face massage (which was something I really wanted), so I said yes, and she did that for 2 or 3 minutes. Then about 3 minutes massaging my chest (pelvis area firmly draped the whole time). Then she leaves. After a minute, a different woman comes in, and seems surprised that I'm not DIYing. She sends Yoyo in again, who also seems surprised I'm not DIYing. She leaves again, returns with a hot towel, towels off my chest, then it's over.

The back massage was pretty good. If it had lasted 15 or 20 minutes, it would have been well above average, maybe the best of the 6 AMP ladies. But it lasted much much longer than that, so it became tedious. Honestly, it felt like a waste of time (and money).

As I was leaving, I saw a young, HOT Chinese girl laying on a bed playing on a phone or tablet. Wow. From reports on this forum, I know nothing fun will happen with her, but damn. I wish I'd asked her name.

People have given good reviews of Anna, so I plan to return to try her. And if they offer me someone else, I'll leave.

I like the building. There are no doors, just hanging strings of beads to slightly obscure the view into the room. That's kind of weird. But it feels like a "house", not a commercial place. It just has a nice feeling -- much nicer than the other 3 AMPs I've visited.

**Joe Joe Joe** · 01-11-15 01:55

On the advice of a posting in this forum, I tried out Healthy Body Day Spa. That post (highly) recommended Kelly, so I made an appointment with her.

Massage was good, but not great. However, draping not required. And let me DIY at the end. And kept apologizing, and saying "next time. Next time. ".

Went back (obviously).

Got the same good massage. This time, offered me a happy ending. But wanted her tip then and there, before she'd do it. I got out a 20. Not enough. Got out 30. Not enough. She took 50 - everything I had (after having paid 50 for the massage in advance). Good happy ending, but not worth 50. Ok massage and ok ending not worth 100.

Tried to make an appointment with her last week, resolved not to tip 50 unless she was offering a lot more than a quick HE. She wasn't working that day. So I haven't been back to bargain. Don't think I will go back. Rather have a great massage from Susan at Beautiful Life than a so-so massage and so-so HE at Healthy Body (and for a lot more money).

**Joe Joe Joe** · 01-11-15 01:47

After my experiences at Beautiful Life, I tried Spa Chi in Chesterfield.

Went on a Saturday afternoon in between jobs in St. Charles County.

Got a very overweight woman (not that that matters, as long as the massage is good). Massage not very good. No teasing. Draped. Not worth the time or money.

**Joe Joe Joe** · 01-11-15 01:40

Beautiful Life Day Spa, in the strip mall at Barrett Station Road and Manchester (near the Burlington Coat Factory), was my introduction to the world of AMPs.

I got Susan, maybe 45 years old, thin, not unattractive. Lots of teasing and brushing, but nothing more. It was a very good massage (at the time, I only had a couple Massage Envy experiences to compare it to, and it was way better than that).

Went a second time, got Wendy, the boss lady. Massage was good, but not as good as Susan's. No teasing at all.

Went again, got Susan; much more teasing (she misunderstood my request. I've learned that what I specifically want, the AMPs think is code for "lots of teasing". Sigh). Always draped. 60 minutes of teasing, which is not fun if there's no happy ending. It builds stress, instead of relieving it. After an hour, asked for an extra 30 minutes. She had another customer who was already waiting for her in another room, so she couldn't. She asked if I wanted someone else for 30 minutes, and I reluctantly said yes. Old woman, don't know her name, nothing special at all, no teasing, nothing.

Went one more time. Got Susan for a 3rd time. This time, no teasing. Just a massage, and she made it very clear that there would be no teasing.

Haven't gone back since then. That last massage was not very fun.

Since then, I've had 3 massages from 3 other AMP ladies (so 6 ladies total). Susan's was by far the best massage, of those 6 people. Too bad she wouldn't do extra things.

**LovInLife77** · 01-10-15 00:55

I saw Nicole twice in December and she was great for me. I don't do the massage thing often, so it'd been a while since I've seen Lake's girls. Nicole is a sexy brunette who seems pretty cool. Small perky tits and a great booty. The rub was light, but that's fine with me. She started teasing early and, after the flip, was really good about adjusting her technique to fit my taste. I left very happy both times. Also, she keeps the room very warm, which is great when coming in from the cold.

Originally Posted by BukkakeLuvr [View Original Post]

I saw Nicole a couple months ago. Her incall is near forest park in an apartment building seemed like a fine area. Nicole was fairly attractive. She has smaller natural breasts (somewhere in the be-cup range) and did allow mutual touch. I thought the rub was average and she seemed to go for the finish a little early. Finish was also pretty average. She was nice throughout the session and afterwords and kept the small talk to a minimum during the rub. I would probably see one of my other favorites from YGND before going back to see Nicole but all in all it was a good experience on par with what you expect from the girls next door. Also, if you do see Nicole try and get a glimpse of the tattoo she has on her lower back I found it very amusing!

**Donny Brasso** · 01-09-15 22:23

Originally Posted by BukkakeLuvr [View Original Post]

Anyone have any info on her? PM me if you prefer.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-only/15240486

Same # as the other fake pic crew on BP. Old brunette lillie posts as a massage therapist in her 20's she's more 50 than 20.

**Stlffej** · 01-09-15 19:17

Originally Posted by Clist1010 [View Original Post]

Hey guys I'm looking for a FUN AMP I haven't had any luck, I have had teasing from some but that's it. If anyone can help me out with info I'd appreciate you can pm or post here. Thanks!

None in St Charles that I have found after pissing away a few hundred here and there. Good luck!

**Clist1010** · 01-09-15 14:00

Hey guys I'm looking for a FUN AMP I haven't had any luck, I have had teasing from some but that's it. If anyone can help me out with info I'd appreciate you can pm or post here. Thanks!

**Clist1010** · 01-09-15 13:09

I am wanting to find a fun filled AMP but have had no luck I do not want to waste anymore money, I have had teasing at a couple places but no more. Any help would be great you can pm if you want.

**RicharddAngle** · 01-09-15 00:58

Originally Posted by RicharddAngle [View Original Post]

Maybe all the good reports have her booked solid with little time to answer calls. Left vmail yesterday then texted this am Per LTB' s comment, but no response, yet. I don't want to over do it and scare her off.

I realize my massive number of posts may not merit much help, but trying to build credibility as my budget allows. Any suggestions for this rookie is appreciated. Feel free to PM me. I don't want to be the one that ruins this one.

Text seems the way to go. She got back to me not long after I posted this. Have an appointment next week and looking forward to it! Will post results.

**RubMeNow123** · 01-08-15 23:23

Anyone have info in Healthy Body? Been a few times and would like to compare notes.

**RicharddAngle** · 01-08-15 15:49

Originally Posted by Lovethatbob [View Original Post]

Curiosity got to me today, and I do love a new experience. Got to say. I was DEElighted! 100 for a very good, deep tissue, hour-long massage by a very kind, intelligent, sharp young lady. Complete and well done.

Details:

Set it all up by text, which seems to be her preference. The location is quite easy to find and, while the decor touches on the funky and antiquey, it's warm, inviting, great vibe, I thought. Jessica, the 30-ish gal in the photo, is more shapely and curvy than thin, as hinted at in the selfie. She is also much more lovely.

Did it end well? Oh yeah. Definitely a repeat with a woman who knows full well what feels great to a fella. She's new to town, has professional training, and is worth your consideration if you enjoy what a FBSM artist has to offer. She mentioned she would love to be busier, wanting more regular customers. I have a feeling she will. I know I'll be back, and it won't be more than a few days until I get ahold of Jessica again.

LTB.

Maybe all the good reports have her booked solid with little time to answer calls. Left vmail yesterday then texted this am Per LTB' s comment, but no response, yet. I don't want to over do it and scare her off.

I realize my massive number of posts may not merit much help, but trying to build credibility as my budget allows. Any suggestions for this rookie is appreciated. Feel free to PM me. I don't want to be the one that ruins this one.