Massage Parlor Reports

[Larks Tongue]

Ms. "KU" is from https://twitter.com/kuboobs. It is certainly possible she is just a poor college student picking up some cash over the holiday. But not what I would bet on.

KUboobs no longer a valid twitter page / account.

[Hockey Dood]

https://stlouis.craigslist.org/stp/4843372602.html

I see her ad all the time, but I don't think I've seen any reviews. Any help would be greatly appreciated!

Dood.

[JohnnyRue]

Ms. "KU" is from https://twitter.com/kuboobs. It is certainly possible she is just a poor college student picking up some cash over the holiday. But not what I would bet on.

YEah, I met with her before at Drury Inn, Chesterfield. From west county area. Says she's got a sugar daddy and we wound up having some mutual friends. All Talk and no go. Save your money and Forget about it!!

[Jeffc 574]

Both of these young ladies are attractive and I gave not been able to find much information about them. I assume they are too good to be true but would love to be proved wrong. Anyone with information?

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...y-lmt/15509190

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...t-fun/15452679

Ms. "KU" is from https://twitter.com/kuboobs. It is certainly possible she is just a poor college student picking up some cash over the holiday. But not what I would bet on.

[BukkakeLuvr]

Both of these young ladies are attractive and I gave not been able to find much information about them. I assume they are too good to be true but would love to be proved wrong. Anyone with information?

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...y-lmt/15509190

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...t-fun/15452679

The top link I'm pretty sure was reported as a scam previously on this board. Either way the 347 (New York City) area code pretty much screams that she's a fake IMO.

On the other hand the lower link for Caty has a local 636 phone number. I image searched several of her pictures and did not find any duplicates so she didn't swipe them from somewhere else online. I tried to contact her after you posted the link initially with no success (no voicemail set up either). One thing I noticed was that she posted that ad on only a couple specific days so she might only answer her phone on the days she posts the ads, I have met a few girls that operated that way. If I learn anything further I will report.

[Dagny Taggert]

I have been looking for a good AMP in the St Louis area for years. I have been to other cities that have great selections. I miss the table showers, etc. Anyone know of any that are true AMPs, with table shower, and HE? I would really like to know.

I used to be a regular at VIP in Centreville. I always got the table shower and usually got FS. With a couple of exceptions, things went as I wanted them too. Haven't been there for several months, but I have no reason to think the place has changed. Korean women, mostly in their 30's and 40's. Clean, decent AMP.

DT.

[SimplyCool]

Both of these young ladies are attractive and I gave not been able to find much information about them. I assume they are too good to be true but would love to be proved wrong. Anyone with information?

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...y-lmt/15509190

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...t-fun/15452679

WOW! Both of them are really HoT! Caty has a local number which is a good sign. I would be interested on a review if anyone gets to see either one of them!

[Stlconnoisseur]

Anyone seen Caty?

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...t-fun/15452679

PM me if you have seen her.

Both of these young ladies are attractive and I gave not been able to find much information about them. I assume they are too good to be true but would love to be proved wrong. Anyone with information?

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...y-lmt/15509190

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...t-fun/15452679

[SimplyCool]

After looking on see / l and BP. AMP marketing needs work. If they want to convince and fool mongers at least one more time. Get together and name one happy endings! Way more deceiving than happy feet. Happy life etc. Imo.

I have been looking for a good AMP in the St Louis area for years. I have been to other cities that have great selections. I miss the table showers, etc. Anyone know of any that are true AMPs, with table shower, and HE? I would really like to know.

[BukkakeLuvr]

Same # as the other fake pic crew on BP. Old brunette lillie posts as a massage therapist in her 20's she's more 50 than 20.

Thanks for the heads up Donny. Much appreciated!

[Joe Joe Joe]

there are enough providers in the area that will provide what we are looking for.

We are all looking for the same thing? Please post who provides what I'm looking for; TIA.

Am I wrong or do these many non-reports on AMPs serve any purpose other than to confirm they continue to be a waste of time and money?

Confirming that a place is a waste of time and money is not a legitimate purpose on a massage parlor report forum? Some users might not be identical to you; info that you don't value might be of interest to other people.

Is there a limit to how many posts this forum can accept per day, so a negative report is taking up a slot that a positive report from someone else could use? Didn't know the forum was limited that way. If it's not, then I don't understand your complaint about AMP reports in an AMP report forum.

[RubMeNow123]

Sorry, but I don't get it. Why do guys keep trying the AMPs when the chances of getting any desirable results are so damn low? This forum is always full of posts from hobbyist visiting AMPs that already have so many negative reports. Except for the Illinois side or some AMPs on the fringes of the MO side metro area, there's very little going on in the AMPs. I admit that I've never tried one but that's because there are enough providers in the area that will provide what we are looking for. Am I wrong or do these many non-reports on AMPs serve any purpose other than to confirm they continue to be a waste of time and money?

Here is why I keep trying the AMPs. No need to call / text to get in, and risk having wife find number on phone, or have a provider call back at bad time. No need to have a second phone. No hassle with not being able to get with a provider because they don't respond. Wife thinks the AMPs are legit (even taken her for couples massages), so I don't even have to lie about going. On occasion (admittedly too infrequent) something really good happens. As always, some luck and some YMMV involved. Agreed that things could be much better, but still decent for how low risk it is. And have definitely had better luck by being a repeat customer.

[Donny Brasso]

Sorry, but I don't get it. Why do guys keep trying the AMPs when the chances of getting any desirable results are so damn low? This forum is always full of posts from hobbyist visiting AMPs that already have so many negative reports. Except for the Illinois side or some AMPs on the fringes of the MO side metro area, there's very little going on in the AMPs. I admit that I've never tried one but that's because there are enough providers in the area that will provide what we are looking for. Am I wrong or do these many non-reports on AMPs serve any purpose other than to confirm they continue to be a waste of time and money?

After looking on see / l and BP. AMP marketing needs work. If they want to convince and fool mongers at least one more time. Get together and name one happy endings! Way more deceiving than happy feet. Happy life etc. Imo.

[Stl69]

After my experiences at Beautiful Life, I tried Spa Chi in Chesterfield.

Went on a Saturday afternoon in between jobs in St. Charles County.

Got a very overweight woman (not that that matters, as long as the massage is good). Massage not very good. No teasing. Draped. Not worth the time or money.

Sorry, but I don't get it. Why do guys keep trying the AMPs when the chances of getting any desirable results are so damn low? This forum is always full of posts from hobbyist visiting AMPs that already have so many negative reports. Except for the Illinois side or some AMPs on the fringes of the MO side metro area, there's very little going on in the AMPs. I admit that I've never tried one but that's because there are enough providers in the area that will provide what we are looking for. Am I wrong or do these many non-reports on AMPs serve any purpose other than to confirm they continue to be a waste of time and money?

[Joe Joe Joe]

Called around 12:30, asked if Anna was available at 1:30. Was told yes, I could have a massage from Anna at 1:30.

I arrive at 1:30, I say I'm there for a 1:30 with Anna. The bossman says Anna isn't there, I can have "new girl, Yoyo". I said I'd called and made an appointment, but. They didn't really understand (or didn't care to). Anna was "getting lunch". A woman comes up, and she and the man both push me to get a massage from Yoyo.

From this forum, I knew I didn't want Yoyo.

Oh well, I'll try it and see what she's like.

Boss lady goes to the room with me, invites me to strip in front of her. (Good sign.).

Yoyo comes in. She's older (definitely not a "new girl" but very short. I like short girls, so ok, could be worse. Before I can tell her what I want, she tells me to lay face down on the table. She didn't seem to care what I wanted, and I didn't think she would understand it if I explained it. (Nothing weird, just due to my job, some parts of my body get really achy and sore. And my neck and back don't ache at all, so don't really need any massage.).

"Draping" was only on ass crack and balls. There was NO teasing at all. And that's not even the worst part.

Yoyo spent about 45 minutes massaging my back, and about 8 minutes massaging the backs of my legs (4 minutes per leg). So the flip didn't happen until the hour was almost over. Not to mention, I didn't even need my back massaged in the first place. And after 45 minutes of back massage, one gets very bored. So after 53 minutes, she has me flip. Offers me a face massage (which was something I really wanted), so I said yes, and she did that for 2 or 3 minutes. Then about 3 minutes massaging my chest (pelvis area firmly draped the whole time). Then she leaves. After a minute, a different woman comes in, and seems surprised that I'm not DIYing. She sends Yoyo in again, who also seems surprised I'm not DIYing. She leaves again, returns with a hot towel, towels off my chest, then it's over.

The back massage was pretty good. If it had lasted 15 or 20 minutes, it would have been well above average, maybe the best of the 6 AMP ladies. But it lasted much much longer than that, so it became tedious. Honestly, it felt like a waste of time (and money).

As I was leaving, I saw a young, HOT Chinese girl laying on a bed playing on a phone or tablet. Wow. From reports on this forum, I know nothing fun will happen with her, but damn. I wish I'd asked her name.

People have given good reviews of Anna, so I plan to return to try her. And if they offer me someone else, I'll leave.

I like the building. There are no doors, just hanging strings of beads to slightly obscure the view into the room. That's kind of weird. But it feels like a "house", not a commercial place. It just has a nice feeling -- much nicer than the other 3 AMPs I've visited.