General Reports

[Camera3]

I once wrote a review on here about my encounter with a particularly legendary East side SW when I took back to my house and did the deed bent over my wife's car in the garage. Several guys warned me of the pitfalls, which, of course, are obvious. So, locking up the valuables comes to mind and, of course, make sure she leaves with everything she brought with her.

So, I did this in the garage. I can't think of any SP's that I would let into the house. That said, there are several guys on here that have entertained and it has worked. I guess, $25 for Geneva has always seemed like much cheaper than several years of alimony.

Just one man's opinion.

C3.

Hello Gents and Ladies.

So I have the house to myself for a few days (first time that has ever happened) and due to the fact that I have tons of fun things at home like a sauna, hottub etc, the idea of calling someone over is extremely tempting. Now, I am not new to the hobby but partake very seldom especially in town. I usually go to Niagara Falls or Costa Rica to indulge. I did have a good relations with some former ladies which I would have been comfortable calling home but they are not here anymore.

So, before I make a stupid decision, I would love to hear from the senior members and also if any of the trusted ladies on the board would want to chime in. Or PM me.

Thanks and happy holidays to all of you and yours in advance!

Ed.

[BigStudOrl]

Anyone else notice all the providers who are always "leaving soon" but have been here for 3 yrs. Crazy gimmicks.

I always saw them as the salesy type. "sell me this pencil". My buddy always said strippers were the best sales people he ever met.

[Daddy Oh]

I wouldn't do it unless it's a provider that is well reviewed on here. I was robbed back in May, and haven't seen a provider since. Even someone who I thought was friend for 20 years, and got into the game after I had met her, dated her, and lived with her, even robbed me a couple years ago after developing a crack addiction. If you do have a provider come over, hide your checkbook, spare house keys, cameras, jewelery, and anything small that they can stuff in their purse while you're taking a leak in the bathroom. I feel more comfortable having a dream at my home than at a hotel. Been thinking about taking the Michele trip next month due to reviews on here.

Hello Gents and Ladies.

So I have the house to myself for a few days (first time that has ever happened) and due to the fact that I have tons of fun things at home like a sauna, hottub etc, the idea of calling someone over is extremely tempting. Now, I am not new to the hobby but partake very seldom especially in town. I usually go to Niagara Falls or Costa Rica to indulge. I did have a good relations with some former ladies which I would have been comfortable calling home but they are not here anymore.

So, before I make a stupid decision, I would love to hear from the senior members and also if any of the trusted ladies on the board would want to chime in. Or PM me.

Thanks and happy holidays to all of you and yours in advance!

Ed.

[VerySlowly]

Hello Gents and Ladies.

So I have the house to myself for a few days (first time that has ever happened) and due to the fact that I have tons of fun things at home like a sauna, hottub etc, the idea of calling someone over is extremely tempting. Now, I am not new to the hobby but partake very seldom especially in town. I usually go to Niagara Falls or Costa Rica to indulge. I did have a good relations with some former ladies which I would have been comfortable calling home but they are not here anymore.

So, before I make a stupid decision, I would love to hear from the senior members and also if any of the trusted ladies on the board would want to chime in. Or PM me.

Thanks and happy holidays to all of you and yours in advance!

Ed.

My take: If you live with your wife or SO in that house and she finds out you screwed another woman in HER bed, your ass is grass. Weigh up the risks and then ask yourself is the thrill worth the risk?

I think the risk benefit ratio is way out of line, if you pick the wrong girl your life can change dramatically in a few minutes or in a few days or weeks in some cases.

It's much easier to pick one of the women from the board go see them and when you are done you don't have to think about it again, if you invite a stranger to your home you never know what will happen.

There are guys on here who shall remain nameless who have been ripped off royally because they have welcomed a provider into their home. These guys are seasoned mongers who have let the smell of hussy affect their judgement.

Before you make the decision just remember most women in the business are all about the Benjamin's, they don't care about how cool your house is or the hot tub, they just want a safe lucrative encounter.

VS.

[Jazak]

I know most do not like to talk about this but the facts are the facts. Something for you to think about. Sense most of the pill mills got shut down a few years ago most of the girls on OBT have went to using heroin shooting it up using a needle & syringe. We all know that heroin addicts share needles and this is how Aids & other diseases are transmitted from person to person. Blossom Park and a few other places on OBT are where most of the heroin is being sold. Just this year there has been over 30 deaths from drug overdose on heroin in the Orlando area alone. Got that from the news the other night. Most of the street walking girls on OBT are heroin addicts and they know how to hide needle tracks. They will shoot it under their finger nails, in their eye brows, behind their ears, any place they can hide it so others can't see it. I see a lot of mongers on the street walkers section who are spending time with girls that are heroin addicts. No I'm not a heroin addict but I had a male friend that was and he use to tell me about all the stuff the addicts do. He has been dead for many years now from his addiction. All I'm saying is please be careful for your on good and others. If your seeing girls on OBT your risk have greatly increased.

[Edfarr]

Hello Gents and Ladies.

So I have the house to myself for a few days (first time that has ever happened) and due to the fact that I have tons of fun things at home like a sauna, hottub etc, the idea of calling someone over is extremely tempting. Now, I am not new to the hobby but partake very seldom especially in town. I usually go to Niagara Falls or Costa Rica to indulge. I did have a good relations with some former ladies which I would have been comfortable calling home but they are not here anymore.

So, before I make a stupid decision, I would love to hear from the senior members and also if any of the trusted ladies on the board would want to chime in. Or PM me.

Thanks and happy holidays to all of you and yours in advance!

Ed.

[ProMonger1998]

Anyone else notice all the providers who are always "leaving soon" but have been here for 3 yrs. Crazy gimmicks.

[Jazak]

A couple guys reported the PM's trying to solicit MFM play, something really, really isn't right with him so I banned the account. He'll be back, I would ignore.

A2

Yes, I got one of those PM's but I did not reply to it.

[Admin2]

I wonder how someone would do it smarter?

What is your suggestion MBICFL1? Or should I use the name your mommy gave you, Metropolitan Bureau of Investigation of Central Florida 1? I would suggest that you use a different handle on her if you want to make friends with the literary guild on this board.

A couple guys reported the PM's trying to solicit MFM play, something really, really isn't right with him so I banned the account. He'll be back, I would ignore.

A2

[Member #4697]

Got one of these as well. Mine was asking if I wanted to do a MFM with them for like $50 - includes BBBJ, FS and all kinds of shit.

Weird stuff man. I replied back that they must have the wrong idea about us. We are just a bunch of romantic fiction writers.

[Grain 56]

I wonder how someone would do it smarter?

What is your suggestion MBICFL1? Or should I use the name your mommy gave you, Metropolitan Bureau of Investigation of Central Florida 1? I would suggest that you use a different handle on her if you want to make friends with the literary guild on this board.

Like I said in title. Not a smart way to do things.

[Zhagolo51]

SW.

This is the pm he sent me. I wonder if he copied it and sent it to all members. Hmmmmmmm.

Hey, I was wondering if you'd be down to share a SW together. I know where we can find a really sexy petite SW we could use up, she's down to take us both at the same time too. I'm very safe no bullshit! I thought if we share it would be more beneficial to our pockets if you know what I mean. Let me know.

I got the same PM, I didn't answer back.

[Mbicfl1]

The PM he sent to me was similar but he mentioned Lakeland, which was my triggering point. At least he wasn't too lazy to write a different email and change some of the wording:

SW.

Hey I know I'm not a senior member or anything, but I was wondering if you'd be down to share a SW together. I know where we can find a really sexy petite SW we could use up, she's down to take us both at the same time too. I'm very safe no bullshit! Theres not many SW in the lakeland area so I thought I'd share and make it extra fun and cheaper for the both of us.

He may be legit, he may not. Either way. I wouldn't touch it with a 10 foot penis.

Like I said in title. Not a smart way to do things.

[Grain 56]

SW.

This is the pm he sent me. I wonder if he copied it and sent it to all members. Hmmmmmmm.

Hey, I was wondering if you'd be down to share a SW together. I know where we can find a really sexy petite SW we could use up, she's down to take us both at the same time too. I'm very safe no bullshit! I thought if we share it would be more beneficial to our pockets if you know what I mean. Let me know.

The PM he sent to me was similar but he mentioned Lakeland, which was my triggering point. At least he wasn't too lazy to write a different email and change some of the wording:

SW.

Hey I know I'm not a senior member or anything, but I was wondering if you'd be down to share a SW together. I know where we can find a really sexy petite SW we could use up, she's down to take us both at the same time too. I'm very safe no bullshit! Theres not many SW in the lakeland area so I thought I'd share and make it extra fun and cheaper for the both of us.

He may be legit, he may not. Either way. I wouldn't touch it with a 10 foot penis.

[StrokinJoe]

I received a PM from a member I do not know (red flag) or ever heard of (red flag) without ANY posts (red flag) . He told me that he was new to the board (red flag). He wanted to know if I would join him in doubling up and spitting the cost with him with an eager petite SW he knew (red flag) in the LAKELAND area (FLASHING red flag) for a good time. He assured that the SW was cool with it, he mentioned that we could have her at the same time and that he was a safe guy (red flag) so I should have no concerns (red flag). He actually said that! He mentioned how it would save us money to do this. RIGHT, like .4 for a solo act is going to break someone! He could save .2 by splitting with me. Whoo Hoo.

I took the high road on this and wrote back to Mr. Oscar Mayer Smithfield Hormel-Gwaltney stating that only an idiot would suggest that someone pay a person for sexual acts as it is highly illegal. I told him that I would NEVER participate in such illegal activities. I also reminded him, since he was obviously a new member, that all the stories on this board are written purely as fictional accounts to amuse the masses and have no bearing on real life. I also told him since he seemed so eager to gain creds and trust on the board that he take the time to add some fictional stories to our novella and earn credibility over time like the rest of our Merry Band of Shakespearian Cohorts.

I did however wish him a good day. After all, he IS a new member.

Grain 56.

SW.

This is the pm he sent me. I wonder if he copied it and sent it to all members. Hmmmmmmm.

Hey, I was wondering if you'd be down to share a SW together. I know where we can find a really sexy petite SW we could use up, she's down to take us both at the same time too. I'm very safe no bullshit! I thought if we share it would be more beneficial to our pockets if you know what I mean. Let me know.