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[Grain 56]

I wonder how someone would do it smarter?

What is your suggestion MBICFL1? Or should I use the name your mommy gave you, Metropolitan Bureau of Investigation of Central Florida 1? I would suggest that you use a different handle on her if you want to make friends with the literary guild on this board.

Like I said in title. Not a smart way to do things.

[Zhagolo51]

SW.

This is the pm he sent me. I wonder if he copied it and sent it to all members. Hmmmmmmm.

Hey, I was wondering if you'd be down to share a SW together. I know where we can find a really sexy petite SW we could use up, she's down to take us both at the same time too. I'm very safe no bullshit! I thought if we share it would be more beneficial to our pockets if you know what I mean. Let me know.

I got the same PM, I didn't answer back.

[Mbicfl1]

The PM he sent to me was similar but he mentioned Lakeland, which was my triggering point. At least he wasn't too lazy to write a different email and change some of the wording:

SW.

Hey I know I'm not a senior member or anything, but I was wondering if you'd be down to share a SW together. I know where we can find a really sexy petite SW we could use up, she's down to take us both at the same time too. I'm very safe no bullshit! Theres not many SW in the lakeland area so I thought I'd share and make it extra fun and cheaper for the both of us.

He may be legit, he may not. Either way. I wouldn't touch it with a 10 foot penis.

Like I said in title. Not a smart way to do things.

[Grain 56]

SW.

This is the pm he sent me. I wonder if he copied it and sent it to all members. Hmmmmmmm.

Hey, I was wondering if you'd be down to share a SW together. I know where we can find a really sexy petite SW we could use up, she's down to take us both at the same time too. I'm very safe no bullshit! I thought if we share it would be more beneficial to our pockets if you know what I mean. Let me know.

The PM he sent to me was similar but he mentioned Lakeland, which was my triggering point. At least he wasn't too lazy to write a different email and change some of the wording:

SW.

Hey I know I'm not a senior member or anything, but I was wondering if you'd be down to share a SW together. I know where we can find a really sexy petite SW we could use up, she's down to take us both at the same time too. I'm very safe no bullshit! Theres not many SW in the lakeland area so I thought I'd share and make it extra fun and cheaper for the both of us.

He may be legit, he may not. Either way. I wouldn't touch it with a 10 foot penis.

[StrokinJoe]

I received a PM from a member I do not know (red flag) or ever heard of (red flag) without ANY posts (red flag) . He told me that he was new to the board (red flag). He wanted to know if I would join him in doubling up and spitting the cost with him with an eager petite SW he knew (red flag) in the LAKELAND area (FLASHING red flag) for a good time. He assured that the SW was cool with it, he mentioned that we could have her at the same time and that he was a safe guy (red flag) so I should have no concerns (red flag). He actually said that! He mentioned how it would save us money to do this. RIGHT, like .4 for a solo act is going to break someone! He could save .2 by splitting with me. Whoo Hoo.

I took the high road on this and wrote back to Mr. Oscar Mayer Smithfield Hormel-Gwaltney stating that only an idiot would suggest that someone pay a person for sexual acts as it is highly illegal. I told him that I would NEVER participate in such illegal activities. I also reminded him, since he was obviously a new member, that all the stories on this board are written purely as fictional accounts to amuse the masses and have no bearing on real life. I also told him since he seemed so eager to gain creds and trust on the board that he take the time to add some fictional stories to our novella and earn credibility over time like the rest of our Merry Band of Shakespearian Cohorts.

I did however wish him a good day. After all, he IS a new member.

Grain 56.

SW.

This is the pm he sent me. I wonder if he copied it and sent it to all members. Hmmmmmmm.

Hey, I was wondering if you'd be down to share a SW together. I know where we can find a really sexy petite SW we could use up, she's down to take us both at the same time too. I'm very safe no bullshit! I thought if we share it would be more beneficial to our pockets if you know what I mean. Let me know.

[Sillyolman]

To Quote John Lennon: You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one.

Is a dream made up? Can a zero-post stranger be on the up and up? Does a Unicorn poop candy coated rainbows? Nobody knows for sure.

Grain 56.

This kind of shit works, all because of the little head. I heard a man say, "what do you want for free, your money back?" Think things through before you do something that could endanger your health, cost you money, your job, marriage, whatever it might be. Guarantee you will get yours and when you take a little bit extra time to arrange things, it could easily end up being a much more compatible time spent.

Unbelievable they would try it, LOL.

[Grain 56]

To Quote John Lennon: You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one.

Is a dream made up? Can a zero-post stranger be on the up and up? Does a Unicorn poop candy coated rainbows? Nobody knows for sure.

Grain 56.

Wait, so the rest of you guys are just making up stories? Well, I feel a little silly now.

I received a PM from a member I do not know (red flag) or ever heard of (red flag) without ANY posts (red flag) . He told me that he was new to the board (red flag). He wanted to know if I would join him in doubling up and spitting the cost with him with an eager petite SW he knew (red flag) in the LAKELAND area (FLASHING red flag) for a good time. He assured that the SW was cool with it, he mentioned that we could have her at the same time and that he was a safe guy (red flag) so I should have no concerns (red flag). He actually said that! He mentioned how it would save us money to do this. RIGHT, like .4 for a solo act is going to break someone! He could save .2 by splitting with me. Whoo Hoo.

I took the high road on this and wrote back to Mr. Oscar Mayer Smithfield Hormel-Gwaltney stating that only an idiot would suggest that someone pay a person for sexual acts as it is highly illegal. I told him that I would NEVER participate in such illegal activities. I also reminded him, since he was obviously a new member, that all the stories on this board are written purely as fictional accounts to amuse the masses and have no bearing on real life. I also told him since he seemed so eager to gain creds and trust on the board that he take the time to add some fictional stories to our novella and earn credibility over time like the rest of our Merry Band of Shakespearian Cohorts.

I did however wish him a good day. After all, he IS a new member.

Grain 56.

[Intrigued]

I received a PM from a member I do not know (red flag) or ever heard of (red flag) without ANY posts (red flag) . He told me that he was new to the board (red flag). He wanted to know if I would join him in doubling up and spitting the cost with him with an eager petite SW he knew (red flag) in the LAKELAND area (FLASHING red flag) for a good time. He assured that the SW was cool with it, he mentioned that we could have her at the same time and that he was a safe guy (red flag) so I should have no concerns (red flag). He actually said that! He mentioned how it would save us money to do this. RIGHT, like .4 for a solo act is going to break someone! He could save .2 by splitting with me. Whoo Hoo.

I took the high road on this and wrote back to Mr. Oscar Mayer Smithfield Hormel-Gwaltney stating that only an idiot would suggest that someone pay a person for sexual acts as it is highly illegal. I told him that I would NEVER participate in such illegal activities. I also reminded him, since he was obviously a new member, that all the stories on this board are written purely as fictional accounts to amuse the masses and have no bearing on real life. I also told him since he seemed so eager to gain creds and trust on the board that he take the time to add some fictional stories to our novella and earn credibility over time like the rest of our Merry Band of Shakespearian Cohorts.

I did however wish him a good day. After all, he IS a new member.

Grain 56.

Wait, so the rest of you guys are just making up stories? Well, I feel a little silly now.

[StrokinJoe]

I received a PM from a member I do not know (red flag) or ever heard of (red flag) without ANY posts (red flag) . He told me that he was new to the board (red flag). He wanted to know if I would join him in doubling up and spitting the cost with him with an eager petite SW he knew (red flag) in the LAKELAND area (FLASHING red flag) for a good time. He assured that the SW was cool with it, he mentioned that we could have her at the same time and that he was a safe guy (red flag) so I should have no concerns (red flag). He actually said that! He mentioned how it would save us money to do this. RIGHT, like .4 for a solo act is going to break someone! He could save .2 by splitting with me. Whoo Hoo.

I took the high road on this and wrote back to Mr. Oscar Mayer Smithfield Hormel-Gwaltney stating that only an idiot would suggest that someone pay a person for sexual acts as it is highly illegal. I told him that I would NEVER participate in such illegal activities. I also reminded him, since he was obviously a new member, that all the stories on this board are written purely as fictional accounts to amuse the masses and have no bearing on real life. I also told him since he seemed so eager to gain creds and trust on the board that he take the time to add some fictional stories to our novella and earn credibility over time like the rest of our Merry Band of Shakespearian Cohorts.

I did however wish him a good day. After all, he IS a new member.

Grain 56.

Good day to you Brother. I got the exact same pm today while on the Tampa forum, I post in both so I don't know which posts he reads. I simply responded no thanks, not interested but I saw all the red flags too! He had 0 reports, wonder which LEO he works for WTF!

[Grain 56]

I received a PM from a member I do not know (red flag) or ever heard of (red flag) without ANY posts (red flag) . He told me that he was new to the board (red flag). He wanted to know if I would join him in doubling up and spitting the cost with him with an eager petite SW he knew (red flag) in the LAKELAND area (FLASHING red flag) for a good time. He assured that the SW was cool with it, he mentioned that we could have her at the same time and that he was a safe guy (red flag) so I should have no concerns (red flag). He actually said that! He mentioned how it would save us money to do this. RIGHT, like .4 for a solo act is going to break someone! He could save .2 by splitting with me. Whoo Hoo.

I took the high road on this and wrote back to Mr. Oscar Mayer Smithfield Hormel-Gwaltney stating that only an idiot would suggest that someone pay a person for sexual acts as it is highly illegal. I told him that I would NEVER participate in such illegal activities. I also reminded him, since he was obviously a new member, that all the stories on this board are written purely as fictional accounts to amuse the masses and have no bearing on real life. I also told him since he seemed so eager to gain creds and trust on the board that he take the time to add some fictional stories to our novella and earn credibility over time like the rest of our Merry Band of Shakespearian Cohorts.

I did however wish him a good day. After all, he IS a new member.

Grain 56.

[The Gray Goat]

This a shout out to an angel an unforgettable person someone who is very special to me!! A best friend!! A lover and one hell of a provider! I miss you and the hours we spent together every week for years will be truly missed.

I wanted to wish you a marry Christmas and a happy new year You know who you are and how thankfull I am to have had you part of my life! Eventhough it's been months since we spoke and even longer since I worshiped your body and looked in to your Beautiful eyes and beautiful face!! A face like an angel!! The last time we were together the way you looked the way we kissed and played when I walked you to your car the way we held each other and did not let go and kissed like never before!! The vision of you will always be in my head forever.

You have my love and respect sexy!

The gray goat aka the best aka unforgetable aka one of a kind aka goat love! Marry Christmas too you my angel!

[Orl Woodpecker]

Had an idea and thought ...

Even if there is a lady that 15 guys can agree on, I don't think it would last. If each guy only wanted her twice a week, that would be more than four sessions a day for her. How long before she becomes jaded or burned out? Also, I think most of us are looking for variety, not just one.

[Camera3]

On the surface it is a wonderful idea but all kinds of issues with trying to implement. I think, none the least of which it is certainly a violation of the RICO Act which carries a mandatory sentence of 10 years if busted. I'm no attorney but that seems a bit steeper than paying a fine and then trying to explain to your significant other which sucks enough.

Just one man's thought on the matter.

C3.

Had an idea and thought I would see what the response is on the forum. I am a professional male and it is very risky meeting up with either massage gals or escorts. Of course I do my research and only pick the ones that seem legit and have their act together. But I was thinking what if 10-15 of us (stable mature males) found a gal whom we all liked and through a monthly fee had access to her for our needs. If 15 of us went in and all paid $200-$300 per month this would give this gal $3 k-$4. 5 K a month, she would not work with any other guys or advertise anywhere else. She could make the appointments and we could see her when possible, as many times as we wanted. I think this would be very inviting for more gals as it takes much of the risk out of it for them. Also for the guys as we would not have to worry about if the provider is safe or not.

Thoughts?

[Member #4697]

Had an idea and thought I would see what the response is on the forum. I am a professional male and it is very risky meeting up with either massage gals or escorts. Of course I do my research and only pick the ones that seem legit and have their act together. But I was thinking what if 10-15 of us (stable mature males) found a gal whom we all liked and through a monthly fee had access to her for our needs. If 15 of us went in and all paid $200-$300 per month this would give this gal $3 k-$4. 5 K a month, she would not work with any other guys or advertise anywhere else. She could make the appointments and we could see her when possible, as many times as we wanted. I think this would be very inviting for more gals as it takes much of the risk out of it for them. Also for the guys as we would not have to worry about if the provider is safe or not.

Thoughts?

Decent idea in theory but would never ever work.

KC.

[Jesse54]

Had an idea and thought I would see what the response is on the forum. I am a professional male and it is very risky meeting up with either massage gals or escorts. Of course I do my research and only pick the ones that seem legit and have their act together. But I was thinking what if 10-15 of us (stable mature males) found a gal whom we all liked and through a monthly fee had access to her for our needs. If 15 of us went in and all paid $200-$300 per month this would give this gal $3 k-$4. 5 K a month, she would not work with any other guys or advertise anywhere else. She could make the appointments and we could see her when possible, as many times as we wanted. I think this would be very inviting for more gals as it takes much of the risk out of it for them. Also for the guys as we would not have to worry about if the provider is safe or not.

Thoughts?

So this thought of a "timeshare" approach to a SD / SB arrangement would need to have so many kinks worked out IDK if it would even be possible. First finding the right gal who could be trusted. Then the whole how many visits per month et all. I would think it would be a nightmare. Not to mention a good SP can prob make much more than that. I think Richmond for some reason has the most active SD thread. There is a significant amount of time to be invested when compared to the find a SP, set up a time and go. Check out the Richmond thread. It is all about the "FC". Yes it took me a couple of minutes to figure "FC " out. Just my. 02. Jesse.