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12-02-14 09:08 #13981Senior Member

Posts: 177East Side Fiasco
My business had a good November, so I had some money to burn and thought I'd TOFFT. Well, I'm not really all that altruistic. Actually, I figured I'd get my rocks off. I figured wrong. But I did TOFFT.
Sofia is her name (if I remember correctly) and she operates out of her house on the east side near Curry Ford and Chickasaw. I rang the bell and heard kids being shooed into a back room and dogs barking. The door opened just a crack and a strong dog odor poured through it. I should have left right then, but I'm not that bright.
She opened the door a little wider, while holding two large dogs back. Very friendly dogs, I should say. I walked through them into a room immediately on the left. The dog smell was really overpowering, like she lets them pee in the corners. She asked for $80. I paid, she left, and I undressed. She came in and started in without covering me with a towel, a promising sign. But that was as close as I was going to get to anything promising.
She's an old lady, a grandmother, actually, and her daughter and granddaughter were both in the house during the massage. She didn't want to be touched and when I guided her hand toward the fun zone, she pulled back sharply. So I just settled in for the no-tip massage. Even that sucked. I will say she gave me my full hour, but that itself was a punishment, what with the ridiculously potent dog smell. To add injury to insult, there was ample evidence that this gal never does laundry, and I was lying in intimate contact with the skin cells and bodily fluids of many before me.
In summary, the place stinks and is filthy, there is no service, and the "massage" sucks. Of course I will not return.
http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...01651/10407669
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12-02-14 00:35 #13980Senior Member

Posts: 731And
I'm assuming that means you've had the pleasure? Care to share your experience if so?
Originally Posted by Meyou789
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12-02-14 00:09 #13979Regular Member

Posts: 1Serenity
The girl at the counter does massages too, guess your timing was just off.
Originally Posted by MeowMix23
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12-01-14 21:57 #13978Senior Member

Posts: 122Chanel
I saw Chanel at Jackie's place recently. The session was awesome, and Chanel is definitely a great provider. The problem I have is that my ATF Jackie has such a nice place now, her rates have gotten out of hand. (Excuse the pun). 160 an hour is supposed to be a flat rate, but the last 3 ladies I have seen there upsell big time just to take their clothes off, let alone any extras. It was never like this with Jackie. I gave Chanel 2 and had a great B2 B rub, but still standard ending. I don't look for full service, but those rates would get full service some places!
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12-01-14 21:42 #13977Senior Member

Posts: 41Luxsa
Paid a visit to Luxsa over the weekend. Was tended to by a new Hispanic girl Khloe. All in all ok, did not show enthusiasm, not as good as my previous visits with the other girls. Will definitely someone else if I go there next time.
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12-01-14 18:02 #13976Senior Member

Posts: 294John Young Massage
I had in the past stopped by this little place on JYP just south of Ritz Carlton / Marriot Grande Lakes, almost in Hunter's Creek. Previously was able to get a rub and tug for reasonable rates 75 for hour and standard AMP tip. When I stopped by recently, I got a newish girl (sorry I suck with Asian names) thin, mid 20's nice shapes. She entered wearing scrubs (historically a bad sign indicating straight out of massage school). At first I had signed up for 30 minutes but things were progressing well despite some, now obvious, bad signs. She had me draped lightly with thin sheet but she preformed Ashaii (back walking) so this is standard. But when she did legs she kep sheet on and adjusted as she went high up the the leg. On the flip, after I agreed to the hour she covered the boys and I was not happy. She was very complimentary of my shape and size. She had allowed plenty of otc roaming and I thought we were a green light for a happy finish. Alas, this was not true and the rumors of my pending happiness were premature. I sulked away blue and mumbling four letter words under my breath. All in all she was a pleasant tormentor but I do not think I will repeat. -- Dog.
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12-01-14 17:52 #13975Senior Member

Posts: 294Crazy Kink Heather of Lake Mary
Sorry it took me so long to get this, but I appreciate the info. I almost spit out my soda when I pictured your eyes bugging out when she went for the headstrap donger. She does look very pretty and I love the self-depricating humor you shared. Thanks again for sharing. For those that were wondering this is the hot MILF'why Heather in Lake Mary no to be confused with the other crazy ones but I think she fits right in with our collection of Kookie Heathers. Be safe -- Dog.
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12-01-14 17:22 #13974Senior Member

Posts: 220Lisa
I had already set up an appointment last week with this lady when A2 stated that a post saying she was worth seeing was actually from her or one of her friends. After a couple of mongers stated that she really was worth seeing, I kept the appointment for Black Friday. She had been pleasant on the phone and was willing to accommodate my plans for the day so I went ahead with the appointment. I liked her incall in Longwood. It looked like a doctors office and she was the only tenant. This offered a lot of privacy.
I will not go into great detail but it was a pleasant experience that I would repeat. She got comfortable shortly after she started the massage. After the session was over, she said to leave whatever I thought was fair and I left 120 for the massage and tip. Senior members and active new members can PM me for details.
http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...om-i4/10079392
Stay Safe,
TM.
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12-01-14 15:43 #13973Senior Member

Posts: 28Asahi in Altamonte
Decided to go for a last minute massage Saturday afternoon and found myself at Asahi in Altamonte. First time visiting (although of course I'd been there before when they asked). Luck of the draw gave me phoebe, a 40 ish spinner type.
Opted for the hour. Lots of good attention to the right places during the table shower. The massage was a bit different. She put some kind of pad over me, then a bunch of hot wet towels on that, then proceeded to give a decent massage while standing on me. Not the greatest, but certainly not the worst I've ever gotten. The handshake was standard with OTC roaming. 8 house fees with std. 4 tip.
CJX.
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11-29-14 14:35 #13972Senior Member

Posts: 542Eastern Spa & Massage
So its been a while since I last posted but I went to Eastern Spa & Massage on Central Fla Pky and got my usual cindy. When I walked in there was another lady on the couch on the ipad and I could have swore she was on USA since the colors of the reflection looked like it but I could be wrong. Anyways Cindy comes from the back and pid my usual fee the place smelt like they been deep frying some nasty food and the entire place smelt like shit.
The massage was so so 5/10 and on the flip she gave me the usual ending with limited roaming. Even though I been there about half dozen times I don't think she has a open menu.
Stay safe.
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11-28-14 17:18 #13971Banned Member

Posts: 41Took one for the team
East Colonial Orlando FL 32817.
Took a chance on a massage parlor on the east side of town and walked away wishing for more. Also, they stated a table shower was included with the hour and that did not happen either. I sort of had the hint when she put the towel over my back when she walked in. She kept nudging it back, but made certain the important parts stayed covered. She did let me feel her leg a few times. She did try talking a little on the flip, so maybe I didn't pass the exam. I don't think so. Oh well. Sitill looking for my place in east Orlando.
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11-28-14 12:00 #13970Senior Member

Posts: 255Serenity
Visited SS on and OBT a few weeks ago and found crazy Kim is back. Said she is offering more services than before due to times changing. PM for details.
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11-28-14 11:29 #13969Senior Member

Posts: 185Total Damage
So, total damage was 215?
Originally Posted by MeowMix23
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11-27-14 19:51 #13968Senior Member

Posts: 325Upstairs AMP
This place used be my ATF AMP for a good massage and happy ending but they swapped out the girls. My last visit a month ago got an ok massage from an older 40 ish girl and a Saran Wrap CBJ. Yes Saran Wrap that was a first for me. I would hope that if FS is available that Saran Wrap was not the protection. Of choice.
Originally Posted by Taster6969
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11-27-14 19:50 #13967Senior Member

Posts: 163Yeah this place is pretty good. I've been twice and had a great time both times. You don't get those awkward stares at night like at T&see. I really like this place and Bamboo when it comes to Kissimmee.
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