Massage Parlor Reports

**TonyTnt** · 11-15-14 23:44

I visited The Fantastic Massage Parlor on Archer and Rockwell. This is an Asian Massage Parlor. I read a couple of reviews on a girl named Michelle that were pretty good. I call and ask if she was available. I was told yes. Kind of a strange set up. It was a Diner before on the corner of a threeway intersection. There are large un covered windows that have no shades or blinds. In other words, the cars stopped at the 3 way red light can see you sitting in the waiting room. Same goes for the people waiting for the CTA bus on the corner. Anyway I get there and was told Michelle be ready in 10 minutes. I waited for 30 minutes for what I don't know. There were no other guys in the place getting a massage. Finally, in walks a small cute Asian woman about 36 through the front door. She says to me, I guess you must be waiting for me. I said yes and she took my $65 dollars and led me to one of the two massage rooms. So I assumed I was getting her, Michelle. In walks a young Asian girl who could not have been more than 20. I asked where is Michelle. She said "don't worry, I take good care of you". They asked if I was ever there before and I said no. About ten minutes into the massage I asked about extras and she said no. Just in case they thought I was a cop about I turned on my back, took the towel off and started playing with my dick. I rubbed her leg and ran my hand to her ass, putting it inside her panties, which she let me do. Then I asked about extras again and she said no. Now I am a little pissed. I got the bait & switch pulled on me. I would not have minded so much if this girl knew how to give a massage but she was horrible at it. Her massage consisted of putting lotion on one area of my body and rubbing her hand back and forth in the same place for ten minutes. Finally I told her to move to a different part. I am not kidding, the massage was the same as taking hand lotion and rubbing it your skin. Who the hell hired this girl? At least show her how to do a decent massage to clients. I could not stand it any longer. I left with 20 minutes left on my hour. The best part was when I walked out the massage room, the girl came running up to my asking for a tip. She said "I took good care of you". I told her the massage was not very good and I called to see Michelle. She said, "Michelle doesn't work here anymore" I told Michelle took the money from me 40 minutes ago, and walked out.

**Seldon69** · 11-13-14 23:20

Any good places to recommend? What about Moon?

**Ron M** · 11-13-14 22:41

Originally Posted by Casper27 [View Original Post]

Can anyone recommend a place where I can get a good massage. I'm looking for what I used to get at Sunkiss with Nikki and Christina, good massage with some teasing. I know where to get a HJ and and where to get a good massage. I'm looking for something in between, more than just a rub and I'll rub one out myself.

Hi Casper. Try Reflexion Spa on Sheffield ave. They're located in Wrigleyville. About 3 blocks south of Wrigley Field. I've been there. Great Massage for around 70 dollars. No Extras offered. I plan on going back soon. I have enough girls to take care of my Extras.

**Casper27** · 11-13-14 21:55

Can anyone recommend a place where I can get a good massage. I'm looking for what I used to get at Sunkiss with Nikki and Christina, good massage with some teasing. I know where to get a HJ and and where to get a good massage. I'm looking for something in between, more than just a rub and I'll rub one out myself.

**Avg Joe** · 11-13-14 20:39

Originally Posted by Exoticcar [View Original Post]

Is FS to be had at Gunnison Spa?

Have been there several times and at best had average service from very average looking girls.

Had some nice extras depending on who I got but never full service.

**SeanDoe99** · 11-13-14 15:47

I had 2 good visits there back in like July and August. At the time it looked like they had just opened and Jessica was the only provider. YMMV.

**SeanDoe99** · 11-13-14 15:44

Originally Posted by Exoticcar [View Original Post]

Is FS to be had at Gunnison Spa?

Nope. Nothing more than a handshake.

**Exoticcar** · 11-12-14 17:15

Is FS to be had at Gunnison Spa?

**Mannheim** · 11-12-14 16:02

Place is a waste of time and money. Self service only.

**Gopher88** · 11-12-14 13:48

Originally Posted by RonM [View Original Post]

Agreed 1000 percent.

I would think we all agree with that. The hottest one are not allways the best. Ask Dmichael.

**Ron M** · 11-11-14 17:14

Originally Posted by BigDog16 [View Original Post]

The best providers are not necessarily the hottest girls. The best providers are those who engage in this with a minimum level of bullsh*t.

Agreed 1000 percent.

**BigDog16** · 11-11-14 16:23

Originally Posted by TankRodwell [View Original Post]

Went by an AMP on chicago not far from an auto past store this afternoon and had a notable experience. Was greeted by a very pretty early 20's spinner wearing a low cut shirt and daisy dukes with her ample bottom peking out of the back. Kind of strange for this place which is usually staffed by over 40's. She took my door fee and walked me into the room. She gave me a terrible massage with zero tease contact and the pitched me a huge variety of options in explicit detail and demanded a credit card when I chose a lower priced option. She also demanded I pay in advance due to "company policy" now this isn't all that uncommon and I'd hate to drive away the new cute young talent, but my spider senses were going crazy and I had lost whatever buzz I walked in with so I declined all and left.

Any thoughts?

You did the right thing. Being a hobbyist has taught me that you need to go with your spidey senses. Unfortunately, the nature of this hobby attracts scammers and scumbags. You always have to be aware because there is no limit to the lies, scams and deceit some people will engage in to make a buck. Just take a look at Lake Street or some of the ridiculous ads on Backpage. It should be a simple transaction that both parties benefit from and actually enjoy. The best providers are not necessarily the hottest girls. The best providers are those who engage in this with a minimum level of bullsh*t. And as always, there are plenty of fish in the sea.

**Tank Rodwell** · 11-11-14 15:43

Went by an AMP on chicago not far from an auto past store this afternoon and had a notable experience. Was greeted by a very pretty early 20's spinner wearing a low cut shirt and daisy dukes with her ample bottom peking out of the back. Kind of strange for this place which is usually staffed by over 40's. She took my door fee and walked me into the room. She gave me a terrible massage with zero tease contact and the pitched me a huge variety of options in explicit detail and demanded a credit card when I chose a lower priced option. She also demanded I pay in advance due to "company policy" now this isn't all that uncommon and I'd hate to drive away the new cute young talent, but my spider senses were going crazy and I had lost whatever buzz I walked in with so I declined all and left.

Any thoughts?