Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

[StinkHole]

I fooled around with this girl. It was weird. She stuffed toilet paper in her panties cause she said she was in the rag. It wigged me out and I bailed. Then she started texting me about how hot I was and how she was wet. About twenty min later she texted me and said she was an undercover cop and had me on video soliciting sex. So I blocked her number, beat off, and went to Pearl City relaxation to get an ancient, Moses time frame Ho on my dick. Stay away.

[BeerAddict]

DEFINITELY stay away from the mother. Reading past reviews. Her service ain't that great either.

They are both really bad. Started off years ago and was actually not too bad. But over the years they have gone down hill in both looks and service. I've seen them beginning years ago in the Kuakini area, Aiea behind Pearlridge, Waikele in a house, Waipahu in another house and finally in two different Salt Lake locations. Finally, I said no more when on my last visit I came out to my car parked on the street and her mom was looking into my car trying to see inside the tint. Weird part was that my car was parked about a block and a half away. After that I said, bye bye. Strange family.

Be safe brothers.

[Kalani69]

http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/thp/4754444458.html

This is her mother. She does not have good reviews. I believe she also went by the name Rainbow.

DEFINITELY stay away from the mother. Reading past reviews. Her service ain't that great either.

[First Try]

http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/thp/4749271793.html

http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/w4m/4749529969.html

This is the Salt Lake girl. I went there years ago. One of my first massage when I started mongering locally. Not a bad massage. Swedish with HE, decent technique. BUT, not very friendly or connecting just does her thing and, then says, "okay we're done." and walks out. House was a bit messy I recall. Her body is tight. If FS would have repeated. Not sure where in call is exactly now. Decent pic in the personals ad. Never know one of you may find true love here.

http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/thp/4754444458.html

This is her mother. She does not have good reviews. I believe she also went by the name Rainbow.

[BP808]

Headed out to Waipahu to hook up with a caucasian girl in the Puupuu district who had posted in CL. She removed her posting within an hour of it being up. After a while of texting back and forth, I met up with her.

Decent chick, extra sag everywhere from 3 pregnancies. She doesn't like to take her clothes off all the way (long t-shirt only). She is not a dead fish, but close to it, but her P* can go the full hour. No AC, but she has a good fan. The place smelled like MJ and she admitted that she smokes. CFS at first, but managed to work the condom off during the deed. Nice and wet and pink all the way.

She said on the phone, she does DFK, but when I go there she said she doesn't like to, but during the deed, she was getting into it and was ok the DFK.

Question is would I repeat? Not sure. I think if I had more time, I would have kept going. The parking spot she told me to park in was her neighbor who came home and wanted me to move my car.

$200.

[Always A Noob]

http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/thp/4749271793.html

http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/w4m/4749529969.html

This is the Salt Lake girl. I went there years ago. One of my first massage when I started mongering locally. Not a bad massage. Swedish with HE, decent technique. BUT, not very friendly or connecting just does her thing and, then says, "okay we're done." and walks out. House was a bit messy I recall. Her body is tight. If FS would have repeated. Not sure where in call is exactly now. Decent pic in the personals ad. Never know one of you may find true love here.

[Johnny14]

I knew a guy who ran a BBW site.

He made so much money, it was nuts. He was seriously into that stuff.

I never got it. But high fives to him for living the dream.

So did he try tapping those hippos himself?

[DangerBoy]

I knew a guy who ran a BBW site.

He made so much money, it was nuts. He was seriously into that stuff.

I never got it. But high fives to him for living the dream.

I remember once two BBW Portuguese posted on Craigslist looking for "some fun in the sun" with local dudes when they arrive here for vacation. They only made pictures available if one responded with an email request, so out of curiosity I sent it.

Low and behold it turns out one was at least 350 or 400 lb of blubber and her side kick was at least 250 lb of obesity, disgusting mass of humanity! I think the only place on Earth that will accept such insanity would be some animal stud farm for blind-folded horse stallions!

I replied to both that it may not be a bad idea for them to offer their patriotic duty to the Navy shipyard at Pearl Harbor by attaching some cables around themselves and raising some sunken ships because of all the fat and cellulite each one of them possesses.

They threatened to notify Craigslist, but I used some bogus name and email address. Was kind of funny in a way yet why would people think that be. Be. W (Big "Beautiful" Woman) should be Bloated Beachball Woman. You'll have to strap a special harness to move all that fat away before partaking in that "valley of darkness" that could probably easily swallow the Titanic!

Be careful on these types of ads, if may be a whale on the other end waiting to be harpooned!

[Keola]

Deep tissue massage. W4 m - 22 (waipahu).

Age: 22 body: curvy height: 5'4" (162 cm) status: single.

Doing deep tissue massage only doing out calls if interested call or text me please no emails and trades.

Saw this ad on Craigslist. Would like to partake. Anyone sample yet? She looks nice but wondering if she offers any thing else. She does out calls only. Mahalo in advance.

[Bigahi007]

I used to always say how awesome it would be to be a gynecologist, but then a friend reminded me that you are not only going to see the super hot mommies with beautiful nani's but you will also see some jungle monkeys as well, not sure if taking a few gorillas once in awhile wouldbe worth the tradeoff of seeing some hot asian mommy nani once in awhile.

Awabi.

You guys crack me up. Gynecologist, MT, Gen. Practitioner, escort, all those kinda of occupations have similarities in that most will see whomever seeks their service. MT, escort and even doctra could be selective. But most would provide the service and take the money. They become numbers.

Awabi everybody's definition of beauty is different. One man's shit is another man's gold. For most part you think we all see somewhat eye to eye.

Pau.

[AwabiHunter]

I think there was a posting about some Chinese provider having to satisfy Butter Bean, that fat white boxer who paid the fees at some AMP in San Francisco. She said it was disgusting but she was getting paid and had to put up with fatty and profuse sweating when Butter Bean gets all excited about to do the deed.

Guess it does help to think about someone else while getting pounded by a beast the same way if some fat obese chick pays some guy to copulate with her. Maybe it'll be advisable to put a burlap bag over her head and think about fucking Cindy Crawford and of course use some type of harness to push all that stomach blubber out of the way to gain entry to that snatch.

Still it's disgusting; I won't even consider partaking even if she offered to pay me. You got to be blind drunk. Can you imagine every pelvic forward thrust that creates waves of jello-shaking cellulite vibrating throughout her belly area along with that "tic-tic" sound of flesh clapping between her legs! It sure is no dream come true, but some real nightmare in action!

I used to always say how awesome it would be to be a gynecologist, but then a friend reminded me that you are not only going to see the super hot mommies with beautiful nani's but you will also see some jungle monkeys as well, not sure if taking a few gorillas once in awhile wouldbe worth the tradeoff of seeing some hot asian mommy nani once in awhile.

Awabi.

[Johnny14]

I dunno about that. A fat dude can still pay for it. Most any AMP will take the business. But I can see yur point about guys will take the opp to dick a female not matter the outward appearance.

I think there was a posting about some Chinese provider having to satisfy Butter Bean, that fat white boxer who paid the fees at some AMP in San Francisco. She said it was disgusting but she was getting paid and had to put up with fatty and profuse sweating when Butter Bean gets all excited about to do the deed.

Guess it does help to think about someone else while getting pounded by a beast the same way if some fat obese chick pays some guy to copulate with her. Maybe it'll be advisable to put a burlap bag over her head and think about fucking Cindy Crawford and of course use some type of harness to push all that stomach blubber out of the way to gain entry to that snatch.

Still it's disgusting; I won't even consider partaking even if she offered to pay me. You got to be blind drunk. Can you imagine every pelvic forward thrust that creates waves of jello-shaking cellulite vibrating throughout her belly area along with that "tic-tic" sound of flesh clapping between her legs! It sure is no dream come true, but some real nightmare in action!

[Alohashorts]

If you are a really fat chick and it's near last call there will be some guy around that wants to try and fuck you. If you are a really fat guy and it's near last call no one still wants to fuck you. Some guys will fuck anything female LOL.

I dunno about that. A fat dude can still pay for it. Most any AMP will take the business. But I can see yur point about guys will take the opp to dick a female not matter the outward appearance.

[Viet Whisperer]

Yeah, some dude may want to tap those bloated hippos. Probably because like someone dieing of thirst cannot be picky and need to take what's coming by. These fat slobs cannot be choosey since not many guys are willing to hump them and slim pickings are hard to come by.

Besides, your friend is probably thinking not much competition since that hippo hasn't been porked for some time, so most likely she'll not turn down that opportunity that may never come by again. His success ratio must be pretty high tapping the BIG ones verses trying to bone the hot slim ones.

I got a friend who was in the Navy getting a divorce, so he started hitting up those fat divorced Navy wives. Says they were the best fucks, letting him probe every hole available because most guys don't like to bone the fat ones. I haven't gotten to that point of desperation.

If you are a really fat chick and it's near last call there will be some guy around that wants to try and fuck you. If you are a really fat guy and it's near last call no one still wants to fuck you. Some guys will fuck anything female LOL.

[Johnny14]

I usually don't reply much, but once in a while I just need say somting. Check back thru my posts, I am all into small, petite tight. But when I was in college, I knew a little dude. Literally, he was like 5'3" and maybe 110. For him tho, the BIGGER the better.

That being said, you never know who might be into to hippo variety.

To each his own.

Yeah, some dude may want to tap those bloated hippos. Probably because like someone dieing of thirst cannot be picky and need to take what's coming by. These fat slobs cannot be choosey since not many guys are willing to hump them and slim pickings are hard to come by.

Besides, your friend is probably thinking not much competition since that hippo hasn't been porked for some time, so most likely she'll not turn down that opportunity that may never come by again. His success ratio must be pretty high tapping the BIG ones verses trying to bone the hot slim ones.

I got a friend who was in the Navy getting a divorce, so he started hitting up those fat divorced Navy wives. Says they were the best fucks, letting him probe every hole available because most guys don't like to bone the fat ones. I haven't gotten to that point of desperation.