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[Gherkin]

Welcome to the dark side, and thanks for the great report. There is definitely a learning curve involved in this hobby, and it looks like you are part-way along it. Think of it like taking an evening course at college. You have to pay some fees to get your education, which is then provided to you. Also true to say that the better you pay attention in class, the quicker the student can become the master.

In my experience, hobbying has been a process of exploration, finding new girls based mostly on other brothers' recommendations (via the various forums). Its funny how someone else's "awesome" experience can be my "ho hum" experience, and vice versa. Ultimately, you try a bunch of girls out, and find a few favorites. Those stick around for a while, then you need to develop some more.

Some guys try a new girl each time, rather than having faves. Maybe because for some guys, they don't need to girl to bring much "game" -- they bring it all themselves. I'm not one of those. I need the girl to be interested and passionate, or else it doesn't work, at least for FS. For me, if the illusion of love is not maintained, I seem to lose interest in mid-session, which is frustrating for all.

Over time, you'll figure out what kind of hobbyist you are. And it will change over time too. Maybe you'll seek out BBBJ specialists for a while, then switch to HJ+prostate girls for a while, then focus on AAMP girls, and so on. The beauty of this hobby is that its big enough so that you can carve out your own little corner of it, and it doesn't need to be the same as anyone else's.

From what you've written, I'll encourage you to invest a little more money in each session, establishing a quality baseline by which you can then measure cheap punts. There are some good cheap ones out there, but if you start out with well-reviewed mainstream girls at mainstream prices, you'll get a better sense of what's really available. By all means save money, but only after you've established your quality baseline.

Looking forward to more reports from you, preferably with good contact details. There are a lot of "Apple's" in SoCal.

Gherk.

Greetings! I'm new to the site and I'd like to add my first report!

[ElDoret]

Greetings! I'm new to the site and I'd like to add my first report! I started getting into these activities about 6 months ago when I realized I was a 30+ year old that had never even been on a date, much less been with a member of the opposite gender. I began doing some basic research mainly due to the risky nature of said activities, and began browsing the usual sites (which I'll leave unnamed to follow the posting guidelines). I bounced around between several local AMPs until I finally found a place where I was able to get was I initially set out for. After several experiences of visiting local AMPs, lured in by sites / pics promising young / pretty / etc and receiving less than promised, I happened across a site promoting AAMPs. After reading several reviews indicating G. F. E. Experiences in a private location, with no cost to the house I figured this would be a way better experience. Now onto the review which describes my experience on 11/07/2014!

Appointment Setup (A+): I called and set up an appointment with Apple who later texted the address of the location. The process was easy and painless, and she spoke perfect English. The only issue I had was that she had a tendency to text several 1 word texts at a time, instead of lumping them all into the same one. Wouldn't be an issue, but I was using a prepaid cell phone, and opening each text costs 0. 3 minutes! Also, it's difficult to respond quickly without a qwerty keyboard.

Looks (A-/ be+): She wasn't the same girl that was posted in her profile pictures online, but she was very similar. Beautiful face, very skinny (which is a massive turn-on for me), but her breasts weren't as large as the fake profile pictures suggest (which was a bit of a turn-off, but not much). I'm grading her against my dream date which would be a petite girl, with relatively large breasts (think see cup on her build). Unfortunately those two characteristics are typically mutually exclusive outside of supermodel status women. She was also a bit darker / tanner than the fake profile pics, and I generally prefer fairer skinned girls. Regardless, she was easily the most attractive person I've received service from.

Price (B- $. 40 deposit up-front. While this is a big savings vs. The regular AMPs I visited prior to this adventure, the overall value may not be as good as what I was receiving before. This may be due to something that I'm doing wrong, and if I am, I would appreciate some advice. I'll elaborate more on this later in the review.

Experience (C): This grade is given based on what I was expecting when I set the appointment up, which was something similar to the G. F. E. Reviews I saw on the AAMP review site. When I entered the room, she asked me to place the deposit on the table, and get ready. As soon as I was done stripping, she told me to lay down on the bed where she joined me. She laid across my belly facing away from me so all I saw was the back of her head. This was a bit disappointing, as I was expecting something a bit more intimate. Then she immediately put on a cover and started a quick CBJ which was also disappointing because the reviews I read suggest that I should of expected a BBBJ. Also when she began, she grabbed my hands and placed them on her breasts while leaving her panties on. I think this was a nonverbal way of saying "keep your hands where I can see them!" Although disappointing at first the CBJ felt amazing, but she quickly stopped and began using her hand. I asked her to proceed and she faced me for the first time and got on top. This was the best part of the experience mainly due to the fact that she is super tight, and this coming from a guy with an undersized unit (for reference, about 5. 5", but lacking in girth). She rode me for a minute or so and it was awkward because the bed was creaking a little bit, and the widow was wide open! I didn't know if I should be thrusting, or just laying there letting her bounce up and down, which was also slightly awkward. After that, she told me to turn around and assumed the DS position. I don't know what it is, but going back in the 2nd time was even tighter than the first! It didn't take long and I was spent. She then instructed me to "flush it down the toilet" which I did on my own (something that is done for me at a regular AMP). All-in-all it probably took less than 10 minutes from the time I entered the room to the time I was walking out the door, even though I paid for 30. There was no kissing, no FIV, no DATY, no foreplay at all and no body rub after either, all of which I was expecting when I made the appointment (based on the review site). This was my 6th time ever visiting any form of AMP, but I was very polite, showered her with compliments and said "please" and "thank you" whenever appropriate. Is there something I am doing wrong here, or is this the typical experience with these types of appointments? It literally felt like she was ushering me out the door before I even got my pants back on!

Before I conclude, I want to reiterate that the see grade isn't necessarily a reflection of her talent as a provider but a reflection of what I was expecting vs. What I received which may not be fair to her. To revisit the point I made in the "Price" section, I've found a provider that I consider my "go to" provider. It's 60 for an hour, and I leave a tip of $$. 40 which gets me a back massage, followed by CFS, followed by more massage, finished off with another CFS session, and sometimes a face massage if there's time left over. Although I'm parting with $$$ total, I get the full hour I paid for, vs. $. 40 for 10 minutes which is why I'm debating if these types of ventures are really a better value in the end. Perhaps if I had more stamina and was capable of using up the full 30 minutes, the AAMP route would be a much better value; however, what attracted me to the AAMP experience in the first place was the assumption of a more intimate experience. If we moved the setting of my experience today into any random AMP, it would literally be the same exact experience as before minus the marginally more attractive provider.

Anyway, I hope this review was helpful. As I am new and fairly inept when it comes to females, any and all advice to improve these experiences would be greatly appreciated! I plan to give her another try if she'll have me, and I'll try to contact others as well (and leave reviews). On one final note, as I was leaving I sent her a text saying "Thank you!" to which she responded with 2 one word texts "No" and "Thanks. " 0. 6 minutes down the drain, and I have no idea what to make of that!

[SlamPoon]

After seeing some recent BP ads shouting about young hotties, I dropped by Cutie Spa on GG blvd near Brookhurst to sample their wares. I got a late-20's asian-american Amy who has a pretty nice face (8) and OK body (6). I'm lying face-down and she proceeds to douse me with lotion all over my back, arms, and legs. I'm not too excited about that since any scented lotions / oils could cause me problems with my SO. After about 5 minutes of a mediocre massage with barely any teasing, she tells me to flip and asks what I want. She offers HJ & BJ, but I ask for FS. She declines saying Aunt Flo's making a visit. Don't know whether to believe her or not, but I opt for the BJ. She asks me for a tip first, and so I offer $80. She counters with $100. I look at her like she's crazy, and she says it will be worth it because she'll take her clothes off. That seemed fair, so I went for it.

She puts the hat on and proceeds to maul my cock. She was sucking so hard and so fast that I could feel her teeth a good amount of the time. While I didn't appreciate that, and almost told her to stop, I have to give her credit in getting me to pop in just a couple of minutes with a CBJ. But there was a serious negative regarding the "nude" part of the BJ. All she did was release her somewhat-sagging B / C's by letting down her top. I barely was able to touch them on the side. I also tried for some FOV by slipping my hand up her skirt / shorts and she pulled away, This was hardly a nude BJ, and there was minimal access. I felt a little ripped off. Another lame aspect of the BJ is that she didn't wait until I was finished. She couldn't wait to pull off the cover and get me out of there. After giving me some warm towels for the clean up, she said she would get me some water. I waited a little while for her, and she didn't return. So I just got the hell out of there.

Although she's reasonably attractive and young, I will definitely not repeat with her. On the way out I did see another provider who looked attractive and of similar age. So I might check out a different provider sometime. But I am not feeling any rush.

Final Thought: I don't know what others have been experiencing, but I am thinking I should not have offered $80 unless I was sure it was a BBBJ. $60 seems like the right price for a CBJ.

[Quinby1]

Been here a couple times. Referred to by the V mafia that runs another location in GG. Saw Michelle (the first time and keep getting her each time. Very young, looks mixed, between j and v, but very hot. . 4 for door and $1. 6 for tip. Not huge fan of the v mp pricing but her ass is so nice I cough up each time. This was cpl months ago so not sure if she's still there.

Care to be more specific? There are four shops at this location.

[Steviek108]

Been here a couple times. Referred to by the V mafia that runs another location in GG. Saw Michelle (the first time and keep getting her each time. Very young, looks mixed, between j and v, but very hot. . 4 for door and $1. 6 for tip. Not huge fan of the v mp pricing but her ass is so nice I cough up each time. This was cpl months ago so not sure if she's still there.

[FunTrust]

Went back to mbc to hook up with Melissa again but she was off. I was given Tiffany instead. Mid 30's viet slim with an enhanced rack. She walked into the room and I was face up already playing with my junk. She grabs it and says want to enjoy first? I'm usually a HB guy (happy beginning) so that I can relax after and enjoy the actual massage. She did not disappoint. She positioned herself on the table in between my legs and stroked me off. It's sensual and she's looking deep into my eyes also rubbing my chest at the same time. Felt damn good. Lifted up her shirt and exposed the twins. Hard implants and a hand full. Busted. Then a great cmt massage after. Total was 60 and 60. Recommended.

Treat the girls right and they will take care of you. I usually tip 50 to 60 depending, and all the other girls in the place know it. Went to an old standby, and was having a soft time finishing. She would not give up, out came the twins, then sucking, then she licked the nips e, finally whispered nasty in my ear, which did the trick after 20 min. Had 40 from the hour change, reach in thought it was a another twenty, but it was a ten, she was happy, but got really happy when I said wait and got another ten. I will get good massage and service when I repeat.

If you get a good hour at a legit place, you tip 20. So only another 20 for a good ending. If it is anywhere go, go 50 or 60; it pays off.

[PaperTiger24]

Went back to mbc to hook up with Melissa again but she was off. I was given Tiffany instead. Mid 30's viet slim with an enhanced rack. She walked into the room and I was face up already playing with my junk. She grabs it and says want to enjoy first? I'm usually a HB guy (happy beginning) so that I can relax after and enjoy the actual massage. She did not disappoint. She positioned herself on the table in between my legs and stroked me off. It's sensual and she's looking deep into my eyes also rubbing my chest at the same time. Felt damn good. Lifted up her shirt and exposed the twins. Hard implants and a hand full. Busted. Then a great cmt massage after. Total was 60 and 60. Recommended.

[Sound7]

Fresh Choice Market / Katella & Brockhurst next door are two AMP to the left. Spa activities are not specified at the door. Walk-in welcome but was told to call the number.

A new front entrance for the last year with deep tinted glass. Able to see the parking lot from the desk. It seems they prefer young crowd. Asian and latina available. Offered a latina, declined and left.

I paid a visit to CnC, and had a pleasant massage from an L*RA. It won't say it was a "wow" experience, but it was very nice. What I enjoyed was that she didn't come across as a hardened pro. She stated she was 25 yo, and after examining her face and figure I don't think she's over or under stating her age. Her figure is 100% natural. Don't get me wrong: she has worked at least one place before starting here, but I don't think she's been an RA that long. It was kind of like getting a massage from the girl next door, or that cute co-worker at the office. Sorry, but I'll remain a bit vague due to events 5 years ago. SM with a track record can PM.

[JohnCoop]

Finally decided to give this place a try hoping to see the well endowed girl who greeted me the first time I went in inquiring about services last month. Was greeted by an older "Eva"? She said she was Chinese, 40 for massage and 40 to finish, was hoping for FS since I had pointed at her crotch when I first asked and she said yes but once money traded hands she just gave a barely there HJ, would not recommend.

[FunTrust]

I've worked in the area for YEARS, and I can definitely say that the AMP situation in that particular area of Irvine is pretty much dead. Some solid places in Tustin got raided about a year-and-a-half ago including my favorite spot off Newport and San Juan St. , so you may want to wait awhile before you try you luck there.

The only place I can recommend locally is Holiday in CM on the corner of Irvine Ave. And Mesa, if you don't mind driving a little. It's been my go-to of recent, and yes they have showers. The quality of the girls is pretty good in my opinion and range from early twenties to just plain old, so you may want to ask to see the starting lineup beforehand.

Good luck.

The he was looking at appear to be all FS. At least for me, Holiday is non FS. Good for the area with massage and HJ, but few / nnoe FS in that general area now.

[Qeast]

I paid a visit to CnC, and had a pleasant massage from an L*RA. It won't say it was a "wow" experience, but it was very nice. What I enjoyed was that she didn't come across as a hardened pro. She stated she was 25 yo, and after examining her face and figure I don't think she's over or under stating her age. Her figure is 100% natural. Don't get me wrong: she has worked at least one place before starting here, but I don't think she's been an RA that long. It was kind of like getting a massage from the girl next door, or that cute co-worker at the office. Sorry, but I'll remain a bit vague due to events 5 years ago. SM with a track record can PM.

[Typical007]

No I'm not an owner of dae I just know alot about it and the owner and other spas he runs. I think the room is well organized and smells fresh and clean! And I understand other citys cost less but these other woman charge more specially escorts and girls with ads will charge up to 180 to 200 I'm sure you know and its for a 1 to 10 a 10 no ones going to pay for a 2 %girl on a scale 1 to 10 you get me bro LOL 200 right they charge for theyre guaranteed great servise I think if I feel ripped off I wouldn't go back simple (:

[NerfDick]

I'm looking for an AMP or AAMP in or around Irvine. The place should be able to offer a shower on site.

I used to go to the AMP in Skypak managed by MMS*M for years. The quality of staff and service has me spoiled.

I did go to their successor facility. And while the service was better than average, there was no shower on site, and the staff was older than I prefer.

I went to GD in GG for a while, but they closed too.

For consistent service, I've been going to HT in BP.

Yes, I have been monitoring the thread. But the majority of TRs seems to give reasons not to go to a place, rather than a reason to go.

And RMaps is funny: You investigate a location that has a bunch of stars, and find out they only offer HJ (?)

Thanks in advance to anyone who may care to help. PM if you prefer.

I've worked in the area for YEARS, and I can definitely say that the AMP situation in that particular area of Irvine is pretty much dead. Some solid places in Tustin got raided about a year-and-a-half ago including my favorite spot off Newport and San Juan St. , so you may want to wait awhile before you try you luck there.

The only place I can recommend locally is Holiday in CM on the corner of Irvine Ave. And Mesa, if you don't mind driving a little. It's been my go-to of recent, and yes they have showers. The quality of the girls is pretty good in my opinion and range from early twenties to just plain old, so you may want to ask to see the starting lineup beforehand.

Good luck.

[Qeast]

I'm looking for an AMP or AAMP in or around Irvine. The place should be able to offer a shower on site.

I used to go to the AMP in Skypak managed by MMS*M for years. The quality of staff and service has me spoiled.

I did go to their successor facility. And while the service was better than average, there was no shower on site, and the staff was older than I prefer.

I went to GD in GG for a while, but they closed too.

For consistent service, I've been going to HT in BP.

Yes, I have been monitoring the thread. But the majority of TRs seems to give reasons not to go to a place, rather than a reason to go.

And RMaps is funny: You investigate a location that has a bunch of stars, and find out they only offer HJ (?)

Thanks in advance to anyone who may care to help. PM if you prefer.

[SlamPoon]

Fern St. , where Dae and the other spots are located, is in Garden Grove, not Stanton. I've only been to Dae on Fern, with just an okay experience two times. Hot Viet, yes, but too many rules, unenthusiastic performances, and an upsell on requested DATY. Better than the shady Stanton spots, but not up to the experiential standards of some of the other Latina and Korean spots.

I went to Dae twice a few weeks ago with decidedly mixed results. I saw a different provider each time, and each asked for the Moon before settling on a $. 4 tip. One provider, Nicky, is an average-looking MILF with average service and not worth that price. The other provider, Kelly, is worth it IMHO. Kelly is a cute, soft-spoken 20-something spinner with perky natural Bs, slim waist, and a nicely shaped ass. Although she allowed just a little LFK, the session was totally unrushed, and she let me do pretty much whatever else I wanted, including DATY and some DATO. Too bad when I went to see her again last week they had no idea who I was talking about.