Massage Parlor Reports

**Gopher88** · 11-12-14 13:48

Originally Posted by RonM [View Original Post]

Agreed 1000 percent.

I would think we all agree with that. The hottest one are not allways the best. Ask Dmichael.

**Ron M** · 11-11-14 17:14

Originally Posted by BigDog16 [View Original Post]

The best providers are not necessarily the hottest girls. The best providers are those who engage in this with a minimum level of bullsh*t.

Agreed 1000 percent.

**BigDog16** · 11-11-14 16:23

Originally Posted by TankRodwell [View Original Post]

Went by an AMP on chicago not far from an auto past store this afternoon and had a notable experience. Was greeted by a very pretty early 20's spinner wearing a low cut shirt and daisy dukes with her ample bottom peking out of the back. Kind of strange for this place which is usually staffed by over 40's. She took my door fee and walked me into the room. She gave me a terrible massage with zero tease contact and the pitched me a huge variety of options in explicit detail and demanded a credit card when I chose a lower priced option. She also demanded I pay in advance due to "company policy" now this isn't all that uncommon and I'd hate to drive away the new cute young talent, but my spider senses were going crazy and I had lost whatever buzz I walked in with so I declined all and left.

Any thoughts?

You did the right thing. Being a hobbyist has taught me that you need to go with your spidey senses. Unfortunately, the nature of this hobby attracts scammers and scumbags. You always have to be aware because there is no limit to the lies, scams and deceit some people will engage in to make a buck. Just take a look at Lake Street or some of the ridiculous ads on Backpage. It should be a simple transaction that both parties benefit from and actually enjoy. The best providers are not necessarily the hottest girls. The best providers are those who engage in this with a minimum level of bullsh*t. And as always, there are plenty of fish in the sea.

**Tank Rodwell** · 11-11-14 15:43

Went by an AMP on chicago not far from an auto past store this afternoon and had a notable experience. Was greeted by a very pretty early 20's spinner wearing a low cut shirt and daisy dukes with her ample bottom peking out of the back. Kind of strange for this place which is usually staffed by over 40's. She took my door fee and walked me into the room. She gave me a terrible massage with zero tease contact and the pitched me a huge variety of options in explicit detail and demanded a credit card when I chose a lower priced option. She also demanded I pay in advance due to "company policy" now this isn't all that uncommon and I'd hate to drive away the new cute young talent, but my spider senses were going crazy and I had lost whatever buzz I walked in with so I declined all and left.

Any thoughts?

**Barney** · 11-10-14 15:58

Was going to this one AMP for along time. Nice lady, great asian nips. She is gone. I really miss her. Any recommendations?

Barney pm ok.

**Truthfu11** · 11-09-14 22:41

Originally Posted by Hrodebert [View Original Post]

I thought this one was in a risky location:

http://dailynorthwestern.com/2014/10...lotter-oct-20/

Although this was dated Oct 19th they are still in business as of last week. Same old great massage, though.

**LatGent** · 11-08-14 00:22

AMP by Howard & Dodge / California. Waste of $. Horrible massage and they charge separate for TS. Ended up just rubbing one off during the TS.

**LatGent** · 11-07-14 18:56

AMP by Howard &Dodge / California. Don't go, utter waste time. There was a younger girl in her 20's and older one in 30's. Got the older and only got a painful massage. Ended up wasting $75 for a half hour massage plus TS. Ending up just rubbing one out in front of her.

**LongTimeLurk** · 11-07-14 14:40

Coming in town for the weekend. Looking for recommendations for a good run with extras. Please inbox me with info.

**Self Hi5** · 11-06-14 17:44

Originally Posted by Hrodebert [View Original Post]

I thought this one was in a risky location:

http://dailynorthwestern.com/2014/10...lotter-oct-20/

Well good to know the people of Evanston can let their guards down now that these criminals are off the street!!

F'ing Joke!!

**Hrodebert** · 11-06-14 01:50

I thought this one was in a risky location:

http://dailynorthwestern.com/2014/10...lotter-oct-20/

**Mannheim** · 11-05-14 15:29

5969 Shutdown.

**DarkKing1** · 11-02-14 14:14

I'm looking for a diamond in the rough. A place with a nice rub down plus extras on the flip. Pm me with info please.

**Hrodebert** · 11-01-14 23:23

I've been trying to send you some info and your inbox is full.

Originally Posted by Enderwiggen [View Original Post]

Sorry I haven't been around fellas. Lazy health etc.

I found a couple of new solid spots on CL right off the blue line. The newest one of which was practically right to business. Pricey but if you are a smart monger you know how to negotiate. Please stop over paying these broads.

I saw May at T-pro last year. And she was my FAVORITE back in the relax steam days but even she went way up, I laughed of course and got her down to normal donations.

**OF Charlie** · 10-29-14 16:07

Originally Posted by Apple6 [View Original Post]

New to Chicago, any recommendation for massage with happy ending near subway?

We call it the "L" or "el", not subway. You can take the red line and head toward the 95th / Dan Ryan direction. Get off in Chinatown. The stop is called Cermak-Chinatown. There are a couple within walking distance. And you can have a nice meal after your HE.