Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

**Lowlys One** · 11-18-14 04:04

Originally Posted by StinkHole [View Original Post]

This one.

http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/thp/4765883435.html

Idk this one looks like there my be a surprise in every box!

**Van Deventer** · 11-18-14 03:15

http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/cas/4763234640.html

Saw this ad on Craigslist. Is this legit?

**Johnny14** · 11-18-14 02:52

Originally Posted by StinkHole [View Original Post]

This one.

http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/thp/4765883435.html

Her eyes look like it belongs to a snake! She looks crazy, wouldn't trust having my pipe getting rimmed by that one!

**StinkHole** · 11-18-14 01:06

Originally Posted by Jrad0022 [View Original Post]

Are you talking about?

This one.

http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/thp/4765883435.html

**StinkHole** · 11-18-14 01:03

I'm talking about the girl who works with her mom. She lives up salt lake. Bad news. I'd warn against it.

**Jrad0022** · 11-15-14 16:00

Are you talking about?

Originally Posted by StinkHole [View Original Post]

I fooled around with this girl. It was weird. She stuffed toilet paper in her panties cause she said she was in the rag. It wigged me out and I bailed. Then she started texting me about how hot I was and how she was wet. About twenty min later she texted me and said she was an undercover cop and had me on video soliciting sex. So I blocked her number, beat off, and went to Pearl City relaxation to get an ancient, Moses time frame Ho on my dick. Stay away.

**StinkHole** · 11-15-14 07:38

I fooled around with this girl. It was weird. She stuffed toilet paper in her panties cause she said she was in the rag. It wigged me out and I bailed. Then she started texting me about how hot I was and how she was wet. About twenty min later she texted me and said she was an undercover cop and had me on video soliciting sex. So I blocked her number, beat off, and went to Pearl City relaxation to get an ancient, Moses time frame Ho on my dick. Stay away.

**BeerAddict** · 11-12-14 17:13

Originally Posted by Kalani69 [View Original Post]

DEFINITELY stay away from the mother. Reading past reviews. Her service ain't that great either.

They are both really bad. Started off years ago and was actually not too bad. But over the years they have gone down hill in both looks and service. I've seen them beginning years ago in the Kuakini area, Aiea behind Pearlridge, Waikele in a house, Waipahu in another house and finally in two different Salt Lake locations. Finally, I said no more when on my last visit I came out to my car parked on the street and her mom was looking into my car trying to see inside the tint. Weird part was that my car was parked about a block and a half away. After that I said, bye bye. Strange family.

Be safe brothers.

**Kalani69** · 11-10-14 16:37

Originally Posted by FirstTry [View Original Post]

http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/thp/4754444458.html

This is her mother. She does not have good reviews. I believe she also went by the name Rainbow.

DEFINITELY stay away from the mother. Reading past reviews. Her service ain't that great either.

**First Try** · 11-10-14 13:52

Originally Posted by AlwaysANoob [View Original Post]

http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/thp/4749271793.html

http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/w4m/4749529969.html

This is the Salt Lake girl. I went there years ago. One of my first massage when I started mongering locally. Not a bad massage. Swedish with HE, decent technique. BUT, not very friendly or connecting just does her thing and, then says, "okay we're done." and walks out. House was a bit messy I recall. Her body is tight. If FS would have repeated. Not sure where in call is exactly now. Decent pic in the personals ad. Never know one of you may find true love here.

http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/thp/4754444458.html

This is her mother. She does not have good reviews. I believe she also went by the name Rainbow.

**BP808** · 11-08-14 20:19

Headed out to Waipahu to hook up with a caucasian girl in the Puupuu district who had posted in CL. She removed her posting within an hour of it being up. After a while of texting back and forth, I met up with her.

Decent chick, extra sag everywhere from 3 pregnancies. She doesn't like to take her clothes off all the way (long t-shirt only). She is not a dead fish, but close to it, but her P* can go the full hour. No AC, but she has a good fan. The place smelled like MJ and she admitted that she smokes. CFS at first, but managed to work the condom off during the deed. Nice and wet and pink all the way.

She said on the phone, she does DFK, but when I go there she said she doesn't like to, but during the deed, she was getting into it and was ok the DFK.

Question is would I repeat? Not sure. I think if I had more time, I would have kept going. The parking spot she told me to park in was her neighbor who came home and wanted me to move my car.

$200.

**Always A Noob** · 11-07-14 00:16

http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/thp/4749271793.html

http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/w4m/4749529969.html

This is the Salt Lake girl. I went there years ago. One of my first massage when I started mongering locally. Not a bad massage. Swedish with HE, decent technique. BUT, not very friendly or connecting just does her thing and, then says, "okay we're done." and walks out. House was a bit messy I recall. Her body is tight. If FS would have repeated. Not sure where in call is exactly now. Decent pic in the personals ad. Never know one of you may find true love here.

**Johnny14** · 10-25-14 22:06

Originally Posted by DangerBoy [View Original Post]

I knew a guy who ran a BBW site.

He made so much money, it was nuts. He was seriously into that stuff.

I never got it. But high fives to him for living the dream.

So did he try tapping those hippos himself?

**DangerBoy** · 10-25-14 16:35

I knew a guy who ran a BBW site.

He made so much money, it was nuts. He was seriously into that stuff.

I never got it. But high fives to him for living the dream.

Originally Posted by Johnny14 [View Original Post]

I remember once two BBW Portuguese posted on Craigslist looking for "some fun in the sun" with local dudes when they arrive here for vacation. They only made pictures available if one responded with an email request, so out of curiosity I sent it.

Low and behold it turns out one was at least 350 or 400 lb of blubber and her side kick was at least 250 lb of obesity, disgusting mass of humanity! I think the only place on Earth that will accept such insanity would be some animal stud farm for blind-folded horse stallions!

I replied to both that it may not be a bad idea for them to offer their patriotic duty to the Navy shipyard at Pearl Harbor by attaching some cables around themselves and raising some sunken ships because of all the fat and cellulite each one of them possesses.

They threatened to notify Craigslist, but I used some bogus name and email address. Was kind of funny in a way yet why would people think that be. Be. W (Big "Beautiful" Woman) should be Bloated Beachball Woman. You'll have to strap a special harness to move all that fat away before partaking in that "valley of darkness" that could probably easily swallow the Titanic!

Be careful on these types of ads, if may be a whale on the other end waiting to be harpooned!

**Keola** · 10-22-14 19:22

Deep tissue massage. W4 m - 22 (waipahu).

Age: 22 body: curvy height: 5'4" (162 cm) status: single.

Doing deep tissue massage only doing out calls if interested call or text me please no emails and trades.

Saw this ad on Craigslist. Would like to partake. Anyone sample yet? She looks nice but wondering if she offers any thing else. She does out calls only. Mahalo in advance.