Escort Reports

[Ambidextrous]

I could not find any reviews on Miko but her ad looked OK so I decided to take a chance. In the ad she said she "provides an incredible GFE. " On the phone she quoted me 3 $/ h, a premium price that in this area gets you BBBJCIM. Arrived at her Tyson's Corner hotel, she was ready on time.

Miko said she is Japanese, maybe so but she speaks English like a native. Her ad says she is 27 but I would give her ten years more than that. She has also gained weight since the ad photos were taken (or they were photoshopped). While the ad photos might show a 7 or 8 in attractiveness, in person she is about a 5.

A provider of marginal attractiveness who charges 3 $/ h had better at least give good service. But I quickly ran into problems when she put a condom on me right away and refused DATY, saying it was for health reasons.

She had asked me for payment when I disrobed and I put the envelope containing 3 $ on the dresser. When she declined DATY and seemed intent on following her own agenda I lost the little enthusiasm I had and decided to abort the mission. I told her that her limitations were a turnoff, put my clothes back on, and said I wanted my money back. She said she doesn't give money back, but I picked the envelope up from where I left it, took out $60 and put it on the dresser, and left. I said I felt $60 was more than fair for the ten minutes I had been there. She was angry and said nothing as I left, although I said "Sorry about that. ".

This should have been a wakeup call for her. This kind of provider might be worth $. 5/ h at the most. Buyer beware.

[Member #4932]

In her ad "Angie" looks like a robo-babe. The ad does not list any agency, but I hoped she was a K-girl because that is my preference. I booked a 10 am appointment, arrived on time and texted her. She texted me to wait "5 minutes," which turned into 10, then she texted me the room number. Game face on, I strolled calmly through the hotel lobby and up the elevator I went.

Angie turned out to be a very attractive Thai girl, but by the time I got inside the room it was 15 minutes past the hour and I was afraid of clock-watching. I asked if she had another appointment after me. There was a language barrier but I understood her to say that her next appointment was at ten minutes after 11, leaving me 55 minutes at most. Being shorted on time because she was not ready is a deal-breaker for me, so I explained and politely bailed, which she accepted although I don't know if she understood the reason.

From my car I called my two go-to K-agencies, but no immediate appointment was available. Then I thought of the Chinese condo located on Lincoln Way. I have had their number for several years and I don't even know where (or if) they advertise these days. The rate has been $. 6/ h since I first went there. I knew I was taking a chance on the service I might get, but I was on a mission, so I called and was able to book an immediate appointment. They have changed locations so I had to find the new place, not far away.

Behind the door in the darkened room stood "Coco," about 30, not very pretty but a perfect body, perky be-cups and flat stomach. She smiled thinly but was not warm, seemed a little shy and spoke very little English. She did not seem to like to kiss, but I still gave her all the affection I could. Her pussy was as perfect as it comes and I thoroughly enjoyed giving her a long unhurried DATY which culminated in a climax that I believe was as fully satisfying to her as it was to me.

Slipped on a condom and we went at it in several positions for about ten minutes. She enjoyed it but resisted kissing, disappointing to me. I prefer to finish with BBBJ so I took off the condom and motioned to her mouth. To my surprise she shook her head no. I reminded myself that this was not the K-service I am used to so I straddled her and using her hand and mine, finished on her excellent chest. Though she held her hand up to shield her face I still dumped a major load on her. I enjoyed it immensely, but she made a face like it was distasteful and immediately headed to the bathroom to clean up. It seems that providers who like having come in their mouth or on their body (or at least act as if they do) exist only in porn.

After we cleaned up I figured she was disgusted with me but there was still some time left, so I laid down on the bed and motioned for her to cuddle with me. She did so and to my surprise even seemed affectionate, so we enjoyed a moment of quiet closeness. I guess she had no hard feelings after all.

I can't deny that I got a lot of pleasure and saved over a hundred bucks, but this experience confirmed to me that the premium you pay for a K-girl is worth it.

On the excellent Z-scale: Face 6, Body 9, Attitude 6, Service 5.

You need to find one or two gals that like COF or swallow and stick to them?

[Ambidextrous]

Viki is young and does not have a feel for the job. Fussy, bossy, stopped me many times (don't touch hair or face), faked O, poor BJ technique. I felt she does not like this activity and has no idea what a man wants. I was disappointed big time and because this has happened a couple of times at this agency (Barbara) I am going to try to go elsewhere for a while. My experience FWIW. Face 8 Body 8 Attitude 2 Service 2

[Zhuxi]

"Morgan" is Laotian, 27, fairly pretty, speaks decent English. Always interesting to try a new nationality. All communication before the visit, including screening, was by text. Her Tysons Corner hotel room opens to the street, no need to pass through a common area.

Morgan has a robust body, big breasts and a kind, welcoming manner. Because she knew the drill and seemed comfortable she seemed like a veteran but said she's only done this work for 6 months. Affectionate and cooperative, unlimited kissing and touching, allowed DATO but no finger penetration. After initial obviously fake sound effects, seemed to get off pretty well from extended DATY and a small egg-shaped vibrator I brought along.

Did several positions enthusiastically and agreed to finish with BBBJ w / PM. Nixed CIF for the familiar reason: "makeup. " Although her BJ technique was pretty good I needed to use my hand to finish and when I did she covered me with her hand to avoid getting splattered on the face. Disappointing but understandable.

Damage for 1 hour: 3 x $. On the excellent Z-scale: Face 7, Body 7, Attitude 8, Service 7 1/2.

Thanks for keeping the escort thread hot Amb. You're a good man, and you're right, it is a good scale my friend. Hah!

Zhuxi.

[Ambidextrous]

In her ad "Angie" looks like a robo-babe. The ad does not list any agency, but I hoped she was a K-girl because that is my preference. I booked a 10 am appointment, arrived on time and texted her. She texted me to wait "5 minutes," which turned into 10, then she texted me the room number. Game face on, I strolled calmly through the hotel lobby and up the elevator I went.

Angie turned out to be a very attractive Thai girl, but by the time I got inside the room it was 15 minutes past the hour and I was afraid of clock-watching. I asked if she had another appointment after me. There was a language barrier but I understood her to say that her next appointment was at ten minutes after 11, leaving me 55 minutes at most. Being shorted on time because she was not ready is a deal-breaker for me, so I explained and politely bailed, which she accepted although I don't know if she understood the reason.

From my car I called my two go-to K-agencies, but no immediate appointment was available. Then I thought of the Chinese condo located on Lincoln Way. I have had their number for several years and I don't even know where (or if) they advertise these days. The rate has been $. 6/ h since I first went there. I knew I was taking a chance on the service I might get, but I was on a mission, so I called and was able to book an immediate appointment. They have changed locations so I had to find the new place, not far away.

Behind the door in the darkened room stood "Coco," about 30, not very pretty but a perfect body, perky be-cups and flat stomach. She smiled thinly but was not warm, seemed a little shy and spoke very little English. She did not seem to like to kiss, but I still gave her all the affection I could. Her pussy was as perfect as it comes and I thoroughly enjoyed giving her a long unhurried DATY which culminated in a climax that I believe was as fully satisfying to her as it was to me.

Slipped on a condom and we went at it in several positions for about ten minutes. She enjoyed it but resisted kissing, disappointing to me. I prefer to finish with BBBJ so I took off the condom and motioned to her mouth. To my surprise she shook her head no. I reminded myself that this was not the K-service I am used to so I straddled her and using her hand and mine, finished on her excellent chest. Though she held her hand up to shield her face I still dumped a major load on her. I enjoyed it immensely, but she made a face like it was distasteful and immediately headed to the bathroom to clean up. It seems that providers who like having come in their mouth or on their body (or at least act as if they do) exist only in porn.

After we cleaned up I figured she was disgusted with me but there was still some time left, so I laid down on the bed and motioned for her to cuddle with me. She did so and to my surprise even seemed affectionate, so we enjoyed a moment of quiet closeness. I guess she had no hard feelings after all.

I can't deny that I got a lot of pleasure and saved over a hundred bucks, but this experience confirmed to me that the premium you pay for a K-girl is worth it.

On the excellent Z-scale: Face 6, Body 9, Attitude 6, Service 5.

[Watta]

I don't get your way much anymore so when I do I really was NEEDING to see the girls at the FCCC but when I called 202-XXX-X000 there was a quick dump to VM and then no answer at all!

If you will, PLEASE PM me the numbers for the TCCC (s) that you know of and I will gladly provide some phone numbers of some interesting women around Richmond.

Thanks!

WATTA sad situation to get up to NoVa with no good phone numbers!

[Bunker Buster]

"Morgan" is Laotian, 27, fairly pretty, speaks decent English. Always interesting to try a new nationality. All communication before the visit, including screening, was by text. Her Tysons Corner hotel room opens to the street, no need to pass through a common area.

There are a few Morgans on Backpage, but none that are Laotian.

In my experience, passing through a common area to a hotel room is better than knocking on a door in plain view of the entire parking lot and observation posts across the street. It's much harder to notice frequent visitors to a door on an interior hallway, and you can always walk in the lobby and out the back stairs.

[JmSuttr]

"Morgan" is Laotian, 27, fairly pretty, speaks decent English. Always interesting to try a new nationality. All communication before the visit, including screening, was by text. Her Tysons Corner hotel room opens to the street, no need to pass through a common area.

Morgan has a robust body, big breasts and a kind, welcoming manner. Because she knew the drill and seemed comfortable she seemed like a veteran but said she's only done this work for 6 months. Affectionate and cooperative, unlimited kissing and touching, allowed DATO but no finger penetration. After initial obviously fake sound effects, seemed to get off pretty well from extended DATY and a small egg-shaped vibrator I brought along.

Did several positions enthusiastically and agreed to finish with BBBJ w / PM. Nixed CIF for the familiar reason: "makeup. " Although her BJ technique was pretty good I needed to use my hand to finish and when I did she covered me with her hand to avoid getting splattered on the face. Disappointing but understandable.

Damage for 1 hour: 3 x $. On the excellent Z-scale: Face 7, Body 7, Attitude 8, Service 7 1/2.

There are multiple providers out there using the name Morgan. Not sure which one is the subject of your report.

[Ambidextrous]

"Morgan" is Laotian, 27, fairly pretty, speaks decent English. Always interesting to try a new nationality. All communication before the visit, including screening, was by text. Her Tysons Corner hotel room opens to the street, no need to pass through a common area.

Morgan has a robust body, big breasts and a kind, welcoming manner. Because she knew the drill and seemed comfortable she seemed like a veteran but said she's only done this work for 6 months. Affectionate and cooperative, unlimited kissing and touching, allowed DATO but no finger penetration. After initial obviously fake sound effects, seemed to get off pretty well from extended DATY and a small egg-shaped vibrator I brought along.

Did several positions enthusiastically and agreed to finish with BBBJ w / PM. Nixed CIF for the familiar reason: "makeup. " Although her BJ technique was pretty good I needed to use my hand to finish and when I did she covered me with her hand to avoid getting splattered on the face. Disappointing but understandable.

Damage for 1 hour: 3 x $. On the excellent Z-scale: Face 7, Body 7, Attitude 8, Service 7 1/2.

[Jackman302]

Its been a while since I've been out of town and since I am home in NOVA for a while I haven't gotten action. I was wondering if anyone remembers the fun on Quann in Woodbridge and if anything still goes on over there? Anyone will to help me out would be appreciated!

JM.

[Roamin Roman]

Thanks for the responses. I agree with everything you said. However, my options are very limited due to the fact that I'm unable to provide employment info and therefore get screened. The floodgates will remain locked unless a senior member is feeling generous and get me a reference somehow. Happy hunting guys and stay safe, I will stick to AMPs for now.

Nothing I wrote was intended to steer you toward the higher priced agencies which require employment info for screening purposes. F*ck that! I refuse to provide that kind of personal info and I don't give any of those outfits my business.

But that doesn't mean the gates are locked, quite the opposite. There are a ton of independent providers out there who have no (or minimal) screening requirements.

Agree with JmSuttr's words, although I'd even go a little further. There's just TOO much risk in providing any verifiable information about yourself, even "light screening. " There are enough other providers about whom any of us can obtain sufficient info / details to know whether that provider is worth a visit. If a provider tells me during a phone call (or, worse, after I arrive) that she requires screening, even "light screening," my reply is that I'm willing to give her the same info that she's requesting of me. That usually ends the "screening" nonsense. If not, I leave (or terminate the phone call) without any drama on my part.

JmSuttr is right about avoiding agency girls (and ALL outcalls) and just sticking with independents. However, some girl who appears to be an independent MIGHT occasionally be a sting, and that is why you need to do your research. Nothing substitutes for doing your homework. If the girl is just too good to be true (TGTBT), or if she looks legit but there are no reviews of her in any of the usual sites on the 'Net, it's best to stay clear of her. If she's legit (and a good provider), she'll be around for a while and reviews will start appearing.

Hope this helps. Be smart, be careful, and stay safe.

RR.

[JmSuttr]

There have been posts a plenty about how the Washington DC market and NOVA is particular are high priced, particularly in terms of their services, however this week The Economist magazine, although they refer to themselves as a newspaper, did a tremendous cover story about the business of sex and how the Internet is an industry disrupt or making it easier and safer to work in the world's oldest profession.

The first eye opener is that, adjusting for inflation, we should be paying $395 for full service.

Although they did not mention it by name, I'm pretty sure the frequented The othER board for much of their research.

They also calculated the premium paid / earned for thinks like two girls, spanking or anal.

All told we may not have it so bad, but having mongered in Argentina, Singapore and Venezuela, I love getting at least a good half hour of more for under $100.

What a great time for a British mongered to be caught by his wife only to tell her" But lovie, I'm doing research for The Economist!

http://www.economist.com/news/briefi...bang-your-buck

They make some interesting points but I'm always skeptical of analyses that say what prices "should" be when adjusted for inflation. The problem with those kinds of statements is they usually use an assumption that all prices go up in a linear fashion at the general rate of inflation. Since that obviously isn't true with the hobby, there must be other factors at play. If you read further in the article it's clear that one of those factors is that supply has gone up and in some cases demand has gone down. Countries which have had economic downturns have seen an increase in new providers who start in the hobby to make extra money or because they lost their regular job. Clients who have less disposable income have also either cut down on their hobbying or are seeking out lower cost options. And the existence of the internet just makes it easier for both provider and client to find what suits their needs.

IMHO, the problem in the DMV region is that our government-centric economy is more resistant to the kinds of economic pressures that affect other areas. Providers have figured this out and they come here and charge higher prices than they would elsewhere. Horny mongers with more $ than sense fuel the problem by paying whatever is asked because they have the resources and don't have time (or inclination) to do proper homework.

But, unless you move to another area or have the ability to take hobby-trips, that's the market we live in and we just have to suck it up and do the best we can.

[Aragorn]

There have been posts a plenty about how the Washington DC market and NOVA is particular are high priced, particularly in terms of their services, however this week The Economist magazine, although they refer to themselves as a newspaper, did a tremendous cover story about the business of sex and how the Internet is an industry disrupt or making it easier and safer to work in the world's oldest profession.

The first eye opener is that, adjusting for inflation, we should be paying $395 for full service.

Although they did not mention it by name, I'm pretty sure the frequented The othER board for much of their research.

They also calculated the premium paid / earned for thinks like two girls, spanking or anal.

All told we may not have it so bad, but having mongered in Argentina, Singapore and Venezuela, I love getting at least a good half hour of more for under $100.

What a great time for a British mongered to be caught by his wife only to tell her" But lovie, I'm doing research for The Economist!

[JmSuttr]

Thanks for the responses. I agree with everything you said. However, my options are very limited due to the fact that I'm unable to provide employment info and therefore get screened. The floodgates will remain locked unless a senior member is feeling generous and get me a reference somehow. Happy hunting guys and stay safe, I will stick to AMPs for now.

Nothing I wrote was intended to steer you toward the higher priced agencies which require employment info for screening purposes. F*ck that! I refuse to provide that kind of personal info and I don't give any of those outfits my business.

But that doesn't mean the gates are locked, quite the opposite. There are a ton of independent providers out there who have no (or minimal) screening requirements and many of them have been reviewed both in this forum and on the oThER site. That's the field in which you should be plowing. If you want to set your sights a little higher (and pricier) then look on Eros but again steer clear of the agency girls and stick with the independents. Many of the good ones proudly post links to their reviews or will tell you their review number if you ask. So use AMPs as your backup plan, but don't be afraid to do the homework and branch out.

And I think we've said enough about outcall. I never have a provider come to me because it puts me at too much of a disadvantage. I always want to have the option of walking away from any transaction without any drama.

[TaeKwonV]

You got taken to the cleaners, my friend! If you want to continue in this hobby you need to do a lot more homework. Just like a carpenter measures twice, cuts once, you need to RTFF a lot before you make any more moves.

One of the things you would have found in the forum is how dicey a proposition an outcall (to your place) is. I've written time and again that an outcall gives all the advantage and power to the provider or agency. Had you visited the provider you would have been able to walk when you saw that she didn't look like her pics. And if she asked for a cancellation fee, you could have simply said no and walked away. When they come to you, they can cause a scene that makes things embarrasing for you so that puts the pressure on you.

Also, don't try to run before you can walk. You're going to make some mistakes so don't make them with the highest priced girls out there. Look for recommendations made in the forum by members who post field reports. Take the time to write a review for the oThER site (PM me if you don't know what that is) and then search for well-reviewed providers in your area.

This hobby isn't rocket science, it just takes some basic homework and a little chutzpah.

Thanks for the responses. I agree with everything you said. However, my options are very limited due to the fact that I'm unable to provide employment info and therefore get screened. The floodgates will remain locked unless a senior member is feeling generous and get me a reference somehow. Happy hunting guys and stay safe, I will stick to AMPs for now.