Rants Opinions and Totally Pointless Bullshit

**UpForItNow** · 10-16-14 12:35

Originally Posted by Jeepster1 [View Original Post]

Any ladies out there offering AARP discounts?

-Jeepster1.

Can't quite bring myself to join. Old Mongers never retire, or at least I hope not.

**ArmyRabbit** · 10-16-14 12:16

Ok, I guess you guys get mad when someone posts an honest review. I thought I would try to contribute for a change rather than just reading. Yes, I am married to a miss Alabama runner up. No, I will not post my wife's pictures. I only even brought it up so people wouldn't think I am some ugly slob that she would just have to tolerate a dream with. Just cause your wife is good looking doesn't mean you won't cheat. Haven't you heard the saying, "no matter how hot she is there is a guy somewhere tired of her shit. " If this is the typical response for a simple review then I will just keep any tips good or bad to myself. I am a bit of a woman addict and for good or bad I see alot of girls, so I could have shared alot more. Good luck fellas stay safe.

**UpForItNow** · 10-16-14 10:56

Originally Posted by RocketDork [View Original Post]

If you are married to a runner up to Miss Alabama, what are you doing mongering? LOL Rocket Dork.

He didn't say what year his wife was runner up Miss AL. Hell, maybe he's a senior citizen monger and she was the runner up in 1962. Not that there's anything wrong with senior citizen mongers. I'm pretty much there myself.

**Gibson1970** · 10-16-14 09:12

Originally Posted by Jeepster1 [View Original Post]

http://nashville.backpage.com/Female...-l-22/11473105

Now you have us really wanting to see some pix of Mrs. ArmyRabbit!

-Jeepster1.

This. Pictures or it's not true LOL.

**Rocket Dork** · 10-16-14 08:59

Originally Posted by ArmyRabbit [View Original Post]

http://nashville.backpage.com/Female...l-22/11473105. She is not a problem, but it was no fun at all. She has has at least 2 or 3 kids since those pics judging from the stretch marks. Look I am not bragging, but I am married to a runner up for Miss Alabama, and I know I am an attractive fit guy. This girl is a dead fish and lays there with eyes closed. She is so dry my member starting hurting. I asked for lube, but she had none. Not worth the money and a really rude person with no sensuality.

If you are married to a runner up to Miss Alabama, what are you doing mongering? LOL Rocket Dork.

**Mike1701** · 10-16-14 06:22

Originally Posted by ArmyRabbit [View Original Post]

http://nashville.backpage.com/Female...l-22/11473105. She is not a problem, but it was no fun at all. She has has at least 2 or 3 kids since those pics judging from the stretch marks. Look I am not bragging, but I am married to a runner up for Miss Alabama, and I know I am an attractive fit guy. This girl is a dead fish and lays there with eyes closed. She is so dry my member starting hurting. I asked for lube, but she had none. Not worth the money and a really rude person with no sensuality.

Originally Posted by ArmyRabbit [View Original Post]

Had a dream with this one, http://nashville.backpage.com/Female...-l-22/11473105 . Very dead fish like and pictures are pre 2 or 3 kids. She got all pissy when I asked for lube cause she was dried up. Also, just general bitchy personality. Not worth the roses.

So you was expecting a 9 on BP? Hell you banged her any way. With your credentials, I would have found some of wife's friends to bend over the couch.

**Jeepster1** · 10-16-14 01:45

Originally Posted by ArmyRabbit [View Original Post]

http://nashville.backpage.com/Female...l-22/11473105. She is not a problem, but it was no fun at all. She has has at least 2 or 3 kids since those pics judging from the stretch marks. Look I am not bragging, but I am married to a runner up for Miss Alabama, and I know I am an attractive fit guy. This girl is a dead fish and lays there with eyes closed. She is so dry my member starting hurting. I asked for lube, but she had none. Not worth the money and a really rude person with no sensuality.

http://nashville.backpage.com/Female...-l-22/11473105

Now you have us really wanting to see some pix of Mrs. ArmyRabbit!

-Jeepster1.

**FreeTacos** · 10-03-14 10:59

Originally Posted by Jerry1235 [View Original Post]

"True true true. I have been there and done that. I was, at one time Mr. Save a ho, Mr. Nice guy, friendly to these women, etc. And each and every time I got burned. Lesson learned. ".

From Streetwalker Section but I figured I'd bring it here. No disrespect meant. Anyway, agree with the gentleman. I too have been there. And as another member stated, they eventually turn on you as well. We probably all have our stories.

Like the song goes: "Don't save her, she don't want to be saved."

**Jerry1235** · 10-02-14 18:04

"True true true. I have been there and done that. I was, at one time Mr. Save a ho, Mr. Nice guy, friendly to these women, etc. And each and every time I got burned. Lesson learned. ".

From Streetwalker Section but I figured I'd bring it here. No disrespect meant. Anyway, agree with the gentleman. I too have been there. And as another member stated, they eventually turn on you as well. We probably all have our stories.

**DogginUSA** · 09-09-14 18:30

Originally Posted by Jeepster1 [View Original Post]

I would man up and take that risk, but thanks for being concerned about my welfare.

Seriously, I once had a 42 d gf who would end up with makeup on her peaks whenever she ran!

-Jeepster1.

Head on over to r/nsfw_gifs the horny fuckers over there will hook you up.

**Jeepster1** · 09-09-14 16:35

Originally Posted by Yurengr [View Original Post]

Not a clue Jeep, but that's got to hurt!!

I would man up and take that risk, but thanks for being concerned about my welfare.

Seriously, I once had a 42 d gf who would end up with makeup on her peaks whenever she ran!

-Jeepster1.

**Yurengr** · 09-09-14 15:41

Originally Posted by Jeepster1 [View Original Post]

Anybody have a clue about the original movie source of this GIF of a big-chested blonde? It pops up in ads all the time.

http://usasexguide.info/banners/Sexymilf3.gif

-Jeepster1.

Not a clue Jeep, but that's got to hurt!!

**Apcchd** · 09-09-14 15:33

It was either Here Come The Marines or 2046 HHH: A Bouncing Odyssey.

Originally Posted by Jeepster1 [View Original Post]

Anybody have a clue about the original movie source of this GIF of a big-chested blonde? It pops up in ads all the time.

http://usasexguide.info/banners/Sexymilf3.gif

-Jeepster1.

**Jeepster1** · 09-05-14 12:54

Anybody have a clue about the original movie source of this GIF of a big-chested blonde? It pops up in ads all the time.

http://usasexguide.info/banners/Sexymilf3.gif

-Jeepster1.

**Jeepster1** · 08-21-14 05:24

Originally Posted by Jeepster1 [View Original Post]

Latest wrinkle: A significant number of seemingly dormant provider profiles allegedly "logged in" today. I guess the site has to simulate activity somehow.

-Jeepster1.

The dredging up of ancient zombie accounts continues.

In yet another new development, it appears that you need to be a paying member to even view some provider profiles, ala P411.

Krissy had recently posted an ad on the Nashville ad board there. She didn't include her phone number, so I clicked on her profile link. Next I saw the message "Higher level needed to view profile" on a greyed-out generic page.

I can see some profiles so I don't know what the distinction is. Maybe Krissy would need to pay a higher rate when posting, to make the link work for everybody?

As it is, the only contact method offered for Krissy is through the Naughty Reviews PM system.

-Jeepster1.