Massage Parlor Reports

**ButchKid** · 10-14-14 08:31

AMPs are so hit and miss that I'm not sure reviews are helpful. Nevertheless, here's my review of an AMP I visited yesterday.

No business name appears on the front of the building, which is located in a tiny strip mall where 535 Tees into 192 in Kissimmee. It's on 192, across the street from 535. There is a large red lighted sign that says, "MASSAGE," and some advertising on the windows.

My service provider used the name, Bonnie. She is tall for a Korean, with large natural breasts. Thus ends all that is good about her. As soon as she came into the room, she asked what service I wanted. She made a motion with her cupped hand to her mouth and I said, "No, that's not what I want today. How about taking off your clothes and giving me a hand job?

"$100," she said.

"$100 more?

"Yes. ".

"No, I don't spend that much. I'll give you $60, no more. " I should say the door fee for one hour was $80, which I had already paid. She countered with $80 more and I stuck to my $60. I was already getting bad vibes about this pretty Asian with a really nice body. I suggested I might prefer to see the lady who brought me to the room.

"No, no! I'll do it for $60," she quickly said.

She went to my pants, which were hanging on a hook, to lift them down for me to get my wallet. "No, after," I said. She insisted she needed to be paid ahead of time. This is always a red flag for me. I have learned that they insist on being paid in advance because too many guys don't pay after. Too many guys don't pay after because they don't provide good service. I said, "I'll go now," and started getting up.

"No, no! Pay later OK," she said.

Well, this is getting too long, so I'll summarize the rest. She took off her top but refused to shed more clothes. We argued. She insisted that this is what "take off your clothes" means. She then proceeded to stroke Mr. Happy without any massage at all preceding it, and she managed to look away from me and stay out of range so it was hard for me to do any hand roaming.

Long story short, I came and I went and I paid her $40 instead of the negotiated $60, which was still way too much for what I got. I left with her at my heels saying I was cheating her. I told the other lady I would not be back, which of course is true. But, being as it is an AMP, were I to go back, I would probably have a totally different experience. I would then write a stellar review and you might read it and go there and get lousy service.

That, in a nutshell, is the trouble with AMPs and why I try to stick mostly with American providers.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...7-5880/9787481

**Laymedown1** · 10-14-14 07:51

Hello fellow mongers. A huge vision check is needed for this one. The girl is looks 70-80 with all the wrinkles. I thought I it was grandma. The arms were flabby and the cherry red lipstick has to go. By great distance, she is no comparison to Pamela a few doors down. Lynn on a scale is 2/10. This is being generous. I saved my. 8 and moved on.

Happy hunting and be safe.

LD1.

Originally Posted by ButchKid [View Original Post]

Lynn works out of a small building just down the street from Pamela on Executive Drive in Winter Park. You enter a reception area, from where she'll direct you to a bathroom if you need it, and then into her massage room. She shares the building with another therapist, who has her own massage room.

Lynn has been doing massage in Orlando for over a decade. She was with Pamela behind Fuji Sushi until they had a falling out and Pamela went to an office near the hospital in Longwood and Lynn started seeing clients in her home and, a couple of years ago, moved to her current location. The fact that she and Pamela are once again neighbors is mere coincidence. They don't even talk to each other.

Lynn does not put her picture in her ads. This is sound advertising. She has gotten older and heavier through the years, as have we all, and her looks, passable 10 years ago, are only tolerable now. I would put her current age at around 60. That said, she has a pleasing personality and she is intelligent and can hold up her end of a serious conversation, if that is something you enjoy.

Her best feature, by far, are her melons, which are full and soft, yet still relatively gravity resistant. Her services include topless HJ. More may be available. She is an under the radar provider and probably wouldn't appreciate even that much said about her.

I pay her according to my patented fee schedule: $80 for massage, $100 with HJ, $120 if topless, $140 if nude. Add $10 or more if provider is a knockout or a premium performer. Subtract $10 or more if she's on the other side of average. These, of course, are total amounts paid and include door fee and tip. With Lynn, I never pay anything in advance, another thing I like about her.

I'm aware this forum thinks this rate schedule is a bit high, and I'd love to get feedback, even if its negative.

I always leave Lynn feeling happy I came (yes, that was intentional). I would, and do, repeat.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...0-7407/5959841

**EnglishPub** · 10-13-14 23:20

Originally Posted by BackJack [View Original Post]

I saw Tried to see Tara once after all the rave reviews. That was one Big Ugly Woman. I swear we need a monger vision plan. I walked the flux out.

We talking about Tara or the other girl in her office?

**MarcAlec** · 10-13-14 11:43

Originally Posted by Pbwardy02 [View Original Post]

Brittany is a grade 'A' asshole and sounds like she smokes way too many cigarettes. Her first question to me is if I am a white guy. While I am white, I found this question to be odd and inappropriate. She then made a racially offensive comment about african americans which she must have assumed I would have found to be funny which I certainly did not. Stood me up for my appointment time and then blamed it on me. She thinks way too highly of herself. Even if it is the girl in the pics which I doubt because of her smokers voice, definitely not worth it due to nasty attitude and nasty personality. I would steer clear of this whack job. If anyone actually saw her, I would like to hear about it.

New to this site and not one to comment yet tried twice with the 'be', first time she snapped saying I was too nice on the phone and shouldn't call her acting as if I was a friend so I passed of course. 2 weeks went by and had some free time, so the pics so I tried again, not nice this time, very professional and set up a time later in the day. Called at the right time per her instructions, she answered yet said she was in the middle of a session and to call in another hour. At that point I was done, she did call back 45 min later and when I told her "no thanks, some other time" her response was that she is a professional and don't try any other time. I am pretty easy going and take the different personalities in stride but for what it's worth, can't imagine this gal being worth it no matter how hot the pics look. Any gal I spend an hour with needs to be friendly, I figured she had a bad day the first time, now I know, this is just her. Good Luck with the 'be' but not she's not for me.

**ButchKid** · 10-13-14 10:08

Lynn works out of a small building just down the street from Pamela on Executive Drive in Winter Park. You enter a reception area, from where she'll direct you to a bathroom if you need it, and then into her massage room. She shares the building with another therapist, who has her own massage room.

Lynn has been doing massage in Orlando for over a decade. She was with Pamela behind Fuji Sushi until they had a falling out and Pamela went to an office near the hospital in Longwood and Lynn started seeing clients in her home and, a couple of years ago, moved to her current location. The fact that she and Pamela are once again neighbors is mere coincidence. They don't even talk to each other.

Lynn does not put her picture in her ads. This is sound advertising. She has gotten older and heavier through the years, as have we all, and her looks, passable 10 years ago, are only tolerable now. I would put her current age at around 60. That said, she has a pleasing personality and she is intelligent and can hold up her end of a serious conversation, if that is something you enjoy.

Her best feature, by far, are her melons, which are full and soft, yet still relatively gravity resistant. Her services include topless HJ. More may be available. She is an under the radar provider and probably wouldn't appreciate even that much said about her.

I pay her according to my patented fee schedule: $80 for massage, $100 with HJ, $120 if topless, $140 if nude. Add $10 or more if provider is a knockout or a premium performer. Subtract $10 or more if she's on the other side of average. These, of course, are total amounts paid and include door fee and tip. With Lynn, I never pay anything in advance, another thing I like about her.

I'm aware this forum thinks this rate schedule is a bit high, and I'd love to get feedback, even if its negative.

I always leave Lynn feeling happy I came (yes, that was intentional). I would, and do, repeat.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...0-7407/5959841

**Whiskeysours** · 10-13-14 08:28

Please share if you've seen her.

http://orlando.craigslist.org/bts/4709909198.html

**Member #4882** · 10-12-14 23:25

I saw Tried to see Tara once after all the rave reviews. That was one Big Ugly Woman. I swear we need a monger vision plan. I walked the flux out.

Originally Posted by Whiskeysours [View Original Post]

Unfortunately the pics aren't representative of reality. In peron she is a full figured gal, bordering BBW. If that's your thing, enjoy. Yes, she works out of Tara's place in Maitland. No, I won't be seeing her or anyone else for 120 per session, HE or not.

**Whiskeysours** · 10-12-14 21:37

Originally Posted by Jordang [View Original Post]

Thought the same thing but that latest pic. Hot damn.

If she works with Tara and is listed only in massage section and works out of an office, is there any hope?

Unfortunately the pics aren't representative of reality. In peron she is a full figured gal, bordering BBW. If that's your thing, enjoy. Yes, she works out of Tara's place in Maitland. No, I won't be seeing her or anyone else for 120 per session, HE or not.

**MerrySM** · 10-12-14 21:35

Originally Posted by Whiskeysours [View Original Post]

Anyone have intel on coed steam rooms, saunas, Turkish baths, locker rooms, etc around here, or anywhere in this state for that matter? I hear about places in Europe where the sexes mingle freely but have yet to cum across anywhere like that here.

Most of the places that you are might be interested in are private parties. You can meet people on FetLife in your area as well as ClubTabu (a little cliquey). You could search for swinginglifestyles and there are places in Lake, but I am not aware of Baths like they have in Europe or up north. Unless you are on a site like this or fet or medfet etc. , FL is pretty narrow-minded. : ).

**Barolo** · 10-12-14 21:29

Originally Posted by Jay7005 [View Original Post]

60's? Doubtful. And if your massage was just 'ok' then you must have done something to set her off. I have seen her a few times, and never had a bad massage! As with any massage provider, remember YMMV. But act like a gentleman, and I'm sure she'll treat you well.

I would definitely say she is in her 60's. I have not seen her in years since her behind Fuji with Lynn. I think Lynn gives a must better massage.

**Jay7005** · 10-12-14 21:00

60's? Doubtful. And if your massage was just 'ok' then you must have done something to set her off. I have seen her a few times, and never had a bad massage! As with any massage provider, remember YMMV. But act like a gentleman, and I'm sure she'll treat you well.

Originally Posted by EnglishPub [View Original Post]

I agree she must be in her late 60's and nothing to look at. I remember her massages being okay, nothing to give a good review for.

**Harris1507** · 10-12-14 20:48

Originally Posted by CanAm1220 [View Original Post]

I am not a person that writes reviews to describe my sexual exploits. But when I come across a provider that falls below reasonable standards of service, hygiene ect, I am compeled to write a report, Recently, I went to see. Star, post in BP under body Rubs.

Independent provider, lives in a nice condo complex in longwood Sweetwater area. Her pics are accurate. She is a beautiful lady very good shape for a woman in her late 40's. Arrived at condo, met at door by a hot platimum blond lady in a mini skirt and revealing top. Nice start. Lead to massage room, nice set up. Perfect! Massage begins. Good massage for someone untrained in massage so, I enjoyed. Please note. I am very active in this hobby and although I am very respectful, I give and look for small signals during my time with someone. Star has a large, full length mirror in the room that allows a great view of her during the massage and would be a perfect prop to use while she slowly removed her clothing. But nothing like that ever happened. She was very careful not to get to close to allow touching of any type. Again, nice massage but not sensual in any way. On the flip, massage continued. At one point, she moved behind my head at top of the table, lead over me resting her large beautiful breasts on my face. I thought, ok, here we go. Finally! So I reached up to embrace those great juggs. NO TOUCHING! WTF, this is a body rub!! The massage proceeded with a average finish. Clean- up and left. Just letting you know, YMMV. I would not repeat, $ 140 for a unskilled massage and H / E Hell NO! Save your money, but If you go, Good luck!!

Dude, I wish I saw this before I went, I got the same treatment, I will not go back.

**Taco01** · 10-12-14 18:42

First thanks everyone for all the info provided on this forum. I saw Jackie not to long ago. Great looking Dominican lady. Body is very nice, great ass and very nice chichi's.

I opted for the 30 min visit, time went to quick. Next time I'm in that area I'll stay for the hour dream.

Body: solid 8.

Ass: 8.

Chichis:8.

Heck every thing was pretty good. Will definitely repeat when in the area.

**Laymedown1** · 10-12-14 18:34

Originally Posted by Spanglish1 [View Original Post]

I went there too and saw Patricia, blonde "latina" B Coups and a nice and hard big booty pay for the hh, is not any close to a massage more as they told me over the phone a "sexy sensual thing", nice chat during the back rub, really good techniques on the flip. Wanted $ for BJ, I offered. 5 for all nude and access to her with my tongue. She told me nothing inside. Oh well it wasn't necessary when I saw that supper thigh panocha was the end for me . She cleaned me up and send me away with a hug and a kiss.

Now the sunflower experience. Went there some days ago and was greeted by Cici, Asian with some meat in her body and nice ass. Started a really good massage and even that I'm really bad at that of chatting she found the way to make a conversation with me. I was trying to get closer to her but she move away and said no haha but was that kind of no that your youth girlfriend with tell you when you trying to get into his pants while She push harder into her with her hands. Anyways don't want to make this longer and confusing of what it needs to be. Overall amazing experience. That amazing that I don't even remember how much what the total coins. At the end she gave a really good TS and told me to come back and she will be even better.

The best results in Orlando. If you are good at what you do flat rate is affordable. It looks like others are about to ruin another location for us. Thanks.

**Jordang** · 10-12-14 17:59

Originally Posted by EnglishPub [View Original Post]

I am not paying $125 for an hour massage.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...th-me/11209526

Thought the same thing but that latest pic. Hot damn.

If she works with Tara and is listed only in massage section and works out of an office, is there any hope?