Massage Parlor Reports

[Boone50]

Listed as AAA but known as 7-H off of Ashland. Standard AM service but no FS. Thin Asian, a little cute, but would probable rate a 5. The massage was very light but she used the entire hour, which I liked. The whole experience was about 1:25 minutes with TS.

I had a lunch date across the street from this place so I decided to try it after seeing this review. They are busy, I watched people come and go as I ate lunch. I tried to make an appointment but was told to come when ready. Once my friend left I walked over and had to wait in the front with another customer. That was uncomfortable but once I got in the back everything was the same as the previous review described.

[Elpatron]

They're all run buy the same owner, very poor no technic, no talent at all

Latin place on western and division. Any intel? Cheers.

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[BigRick567]

First time on this board. Great find. Thanks for providing all of the great info. Very useful. I haven't been to an AMP in a few years. I used to go to Harvest on Diversey in Lincoln Park until it was closed. I had a perfect hitting streak going my whole life until today. Went to Dx2 on Archer on my way home from work. I drew Amy for my massage. She gets an 8/10 for TS and massage. Thats all there was and I struck out for the first time. Now I am 53 so I have frequented a number of AMP's and know all of the keys to success. I even put her hand on my boys and nothing was happening here.

[Happy Hound]

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ct-22/23556818

Any body have any info on this. Used to be on Randolph. I went once, it was a big disappointment. PM me for details.

[FngrBngr]

Ok, this is a strange one. I went to Elegant yesterday afternoon and drew Claire who gave a very thorough TS. Just as she was starting the massage the bell rang and she ran out and heard yelling. Well, the cops showed up and needless to say it was a scary situation for all involved. She was smart to throw a towel on me as she left and an officer entered the room and ordered me to dress. So I come out and a fellow monger is also there looking rather sheepishly. They did a license check for each gal and one wound up getting arrested. Cops asked us for I'd and when all clear told us to leave. The other gals' licenses seemed to be in order, so not sure if they were shut down. Let's be careful out there!

Good info. Thank you. Went somewhere else today because of your report.

FB.

[Boone50]

Went to Sunny in Oak Park. Took the 30 min session. Massage was great! MT was Kiana (I beleive).

If you just looking for a great massage this is the place. No HE. YMMV.

100% legit place.

Best you can get is self service while she teases.

[Dwd1982]

Latin place on western and division. Any intel? Cheers.

[Jvaldez]

Went to Sunny in Oak Park. Took the 30 min session. Massage was great! MT was Kiana (I beleive).

If you just looking for a great massage this is the place. No HE. YMMV.

[Enderwiggen]

Sorry I haven't been around fellas. Lazy health etc.

I found a couple of new solid spots on CL right off the blue line. The newest one of which was practically right to business. Pricey but if you are a smart monger you know how to negotiate. Please stop over paying these broads.

I saw May at T-pro last year. And she was my FAVORITE back in the relax steam days but even she went way up, I laughed of course and got her down to normal donations.

[GotMilf]

Ok, this is a strange one. I went to Elegant yesterday afternoon and drew Claire who gave a very thorough TS. Just as she was starting the massage the bell rang and she ran out and heard yelling. Well, the cops showed up and needless to say it was a scary situation for all involved. She was smart to throw a towel on me as she left and an officer entered the room and ordered me to dress. So I come out and a fellow monger is also there looking rather sheepishly. They did a license check for each gal and one wound up getting arrested. Cops asked us for I'd and when all clear told us to leave. The other gals' licenses seemed to be in order, so not sure if they were shut down. Let's be careful out there!

Gee. Think Uncle LEO reads the forums?

[Tripps]

Listed as AAA but known as 7-H off of Ashland. Standard AM service but no FS. Thin Asian, a little cute, but would probable rate a 5. The massage was very light but she used the entire hour, which I liked. The whole experience was about 1:25 minutes with TS.

That's nice actually. Most places count the time in the ts towards the hour. Don't like ts aa much as I do the massage so I skip it.

[Mojitousa]

My last 3 spa trips have been to Elegant, with the first one being on Labor Day. The Labor Day trip was my first time ever going there. Got a great massage with a lot of teasing from Claire, hot, but she made me finish myself then came in in the ninth for the save. What I found extremely strange about that trip was that there was another therapist there with her that day, and she kept peeking her head around the corner in the TS room, then she finally came in the TS room when I was getting dried off and acted like she was looking around for something, and took a good long hard look at my junk then look back up in my eyes, smiled and walked off. Then on my way out when I was sitting on one of the chairs in the lobby putting on my shoes, she ran over and sat next to me and just sat there smiling at me. So I ask her how she was doing and her name and she just started giggling like an idiot. Weird.

My second trip was 2 weeks ago. I can't remember the name of the therapist, but I went on a Saturday and she was a skinny lady in her late 40's, decent looking. That day the TS was broken, so it was just a massage. The massage was great, but no teasing and she kept enough distance to prevent any touching, so I thought it was going to be just a massage. But then on the flip she opened a very short window to let me let her know what I wanted. She then proceeded to massage my chest and legs, then transitioned right into the finish, then went back to massaging my legs. I feel asleep. Oh and it sounded like somebody was releasing 3 minutes rage while I was there, I could be wrong.

My third trip was Friday. This time I walk in and a skinny lady in her early 40's greats me, not to bad looking and wearing a skirt that she needed to shave to get into, and I'm not talking about her legs. So I pay for the hour and she leads me into the room. So I'm standing there doing the naked man, expecting her to come in. Well instead Claire from my first visit comes walking in. So when she comes in she ask me If I had ever been there before, I said yes and asked her if her name was Claire, she said yes then she said she remembered me and she actually remembered my name. So then we proceeded to have a great session, for more details PM me. So after the session I walk out of the room and that chick that was trying to get a look at my package during my first session was standing right there by the door when I opened it, and she was just staring at me, and this time she was with a taller chubby chick. They were both just staring at me, when I said Hi to them, the little one started giggling again and the chubby one gave me this look and licked her lips.

This place seems to be shaping up to what is going to be an interesting experience. Does anybody know how many courses are on the menu here? PM me please.

Ok, this is a strange one. I went to Elegant yesterday afternoon and drew Claire who gave a very thorough TS. Just as she was starting the massage the bell rang and she ran out and heard yelling. Well, the cops showed up and needless to say it was a scary situation for all involved. She was smart to throw a towel on me as she left and an officer entered the room and ordered me to dress. So I come out and a fellow monger is also there looking rather sheepishly. They did a license check for each gal and one wound up getting arrested. Cops asked us for I'd and when all clear told us to leave. The other gals' licenses seemed to be in order, so not sure if they were shut down. Let's be careful out there!

[Miamiat]

Listed as AAA but known as 7-H off of Ashland. Standard AM service but no FS. Thin Asian, a little cute, but would probable rate a 5. The massage was very light but she used the entire hour, which I liked. The whole experience was about 1:25 minutes with TS.

I know I am slow, but I'm not getting the 7-H reference.

[FSexperience]

Listed as AAA but known as 7-H off of Ashland. Standard AM service but no FS. Thin Asian, a little cute, but would probable rate a 5. The massage was very light but she used the entire hour, which I liked. The whole experience was about 1:25 minutes with TS.

[Tank Rodwell]

I haven't posted in a very long time but I should pay dues so here goes.

Chicago ave corridor is where I've been doing what I do for the last year or so. From the place across form the carwash just east of california to the place by the PNC bank east.

Of ashland. Varying experiences at each one. The one closer to campbell has always been great until recently they always ask for the $ before the deed. This kills my vibe every.

Time and lately I just get up and go when it happens. The most attractive therapists are over by the PNC and they have the most complete menu, but the last time I was in it was massage tease massage tease massage tease, flip, "you pay good tip?" "yes" "pay now?" "nope" and I'm out.

I had the same experience at a place on western around augusta.

Sounds like grand might have a new spot that could be of promise, and I've seen a spot by the seven eleven on milwaukee and fullerton that shows all the signs but haven't.

Been through.

Anyone have any ideas about attractive AMP therapists that don't kill the mood by asking for $$ upfront on the north side?

On a more positive note, Logan has that management office that always seems to deliver. And I have had some fun experiences at latin apartments.

And theres a Polish BBBJCOF artist in humboldt that is solid and affordable.

Anyway, seems like I don't have anything new or interesting to add here, but why not share?

Careful out there. Its a bunch of savages.

Tank "JC" Rodwell.