Massage Parlor Reports

**Shy Latin 69** · 10-01-14 22:48

Saturday night was out and wanted a little relaxation, nothing more. Called Joan, she responded and went to her place to dream. It was past 11 pm and she received me with "open" arms and everything. I Have Visited Joan many times before but never posted until today. Like always not a clock watcher and coin was $. 7.

It's her birthday, so treat her good and she will treat you better.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ate-30/4890723

**Mr Innocent** · 10-01-14 21:57

Originally Posted by ButchKid [View Original Post]

What's wrong with this one? Everything! Not her picture, she works out of a house with a man and kids running around, you only get a massage and it's not at all a good one. Avoid like the plague--which might be involved too! I won't repeat; you shouldn't go there in the first place.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...rl-30/11002883

I posted on her last week I think. Same scenario but it was her dad in the other room watching tv. Got to read the forums!!

**TreeFiddy** · 10-01-14 21:11

Originally Posted by Gruglok [View Original Post]

Grug's overall rating: 3 out of 10 and only because she was pleasant and didn't stink.

I posted two recent positive reviews on this place, yet ventured back there Sunday night to receive a ridiculous scenario, unfortunately third time was not a charm. PM if necessary.

**TreeFiddy** · 10-01-14 21:06

Originally Posted by ChrisSchmitt [View Original Post]

Hi friends,

I am new here in Orlando. I have been reading reviews here but have to clue where are these AMP's located. Anyone kind enough to drop some info in my inbox. Thank you in advance.

Hey bud, welcome and all, most AMPs advertise on bpage with their address. Locales seem to be mostly Casselberry / Altamonte, Downtown, WintPark, and Kissimee (never ventured there personally). SOO uh, shoot me a PM if ya need to, but the usual consensus is TOFTT (take one for the team) and shoot a review on here to establish credibility and what not, most people don't respond in PM without some reviews first.

**Member #4697** · 10-01-14 20:43

Originally Posted by ChrisSchmitt [View Original Post]

Hi friends,

I am new here in Orlando. I have been reading reviews here but have to clue where are these AMP's located. Anyone kind enough to drop some info in my inbox. Thank you in advance.

In the reviews are either the name of the establishment or a link to a ad. Just google the name and you'll get the address. Map it from where you are at and your good to go. Don't need anybodies help with that and don't have to wait for anyone in inbox you.

KC.

**ChrisSchmitt** · 10-01-14 19:24

Hi friends,

I am new here in Orlando. I have been reading reviews here but have to clue where are these AMP's located. Anyone kind enough to drop some info in my inbox. Thank you in advance.

**Bone Yard** · 10-01-14 17:59

Had a little time to play so I decided to go try out Orchid Asia Spa on Colonial. Once I found the 'secret' entrance to their parking area (didn't want to park at the bible school next door LOL), I knocked on the door several times and also called their number without success. I got tired of the motion detector light coming on and going off, including the other spotlight that just randomly came on so I left. There was a SUV in the parking lot. http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...eeling/9684303.

I saw a massage sign just east of 417 on Colonial so I pulled in for a look-see. It was locked down tight. Called the number with no response. I guess their 'Grand Opening' was short-lived! http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...2-9888/9735222.

Ended up here: http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/4693906679.html where a decent looking 40 year old did a mediocre hh for. 6 and I was happy when our time ended. Doesn't merit a repeat visit.

**ButchKid** · 10-01-14 13:41

What's wrong with this one? Everything! Not her picture, she works out of a house with a man and kids running around, you only get a massage and it's not at all a good one. Avoid like the plague--which might be involved too! I won't repeat; you shouldn't go there in the first place.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...rl-30/11002883

**JustAGuy5** · 10-01-14 09:42

Correct, this was a few months ago. I just recently joined and figured I'd post my previous experiences with her. Unfortunately, it doesn't seem I can edit my post now to clarify. Sorry for any confusion!

Originally Posted by BackJack [View Original Post]

She has a new location for months. I am just asking?

**Gruglok** · 10-01-14 01:23

So where do I start. I was in the mood to play a while back and had a pocket full of money burning a hole in my pocket. I called most of the ladies on this board including Sabrina, Kaitlyn, Michelle, and Paige so we could finally meet. But wasn't able to make it happen for one reason or another.

I remembered lavender is the latest and greatest spot to be so I stopped by. The lady who greeted me was decent for an AMP. I'm seriously uncomfortable with the amount of cameras this place had, super unnecessary, huge liability.

I was under it on time, the massage was litterally a rub (oriental and lucky dragon were better experiences for the actual massage part of it), and although the menu is as open as you can get. The method leaves much to be desired. If any of you think East side Ali was cold in her approach. You'll be happy to know this place treats you like an Ebola patient.

Grug's overall rating: 3 out of 10 and only because she was pleasant and didn't stink.

1 hour = $70.

Extra's = Ridiculously over priced.

I should have just gone back to Jackie, atleast she's great to look at.

Happy to relay more detail to SM's.

**Mr Innocent** · 09-30-14 21:20

Originally Posted by TopGun1911 [View Original Post]

Went to Elite yesterday and saw Sophia. Guys she has a banging body, tight all around. She did not rush me out the door and was very pleasant. I will definitely repeat.

Elite? I think they go by another name in Winter park now. Unless there is another elite.

**Smgcma3434** · 09-30-14 18:17

Originally Posted by BackJack [View Original Post]

She has a new location for months. I am just asking?

Her new place is really nice OBT at 417.

**Member #4882** · 09-30-14 12:32

She has a new location for months. I am just asking?

Originally Posted by JustAGuy5 [View Original Post]

I've dreamed of Jackie twice now at her apartment about 5 minutes north of MCO off of 436. First visit was hh, everything was OK and as advertised but a bit procedural. Second visit she seemed much more comfortable as was I. Some roaming was allowed and more physical contact, more chatty, more enjoyable overall. I didn't specify a time on the second visit but I was there for over an hour. She is not a clock watcher by any means and pictures are 100% her and an accurate representation of how she looks currently.

Only downside was the massage was mediocre both times but relaxing. Everything else was 10/10.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-oo-25/7233705

**MerrySM** · 09-30-14 11:41

Originally Posted by FlyHigher767 [View Original Post]

Nothing on westside that I know about.

Flyer.

Saw an ad for the westside of town and now it is gone. Will continue to look for it, are we sure the AMP behind the Chevron is closed?

Thanks.

**Outdoorsman** · 09-30-14 07:39

Originally Posted by TheFatGuy [View Original Post]

I was in Orlando for the first weekend of HHN and decided to get a massage. Went to Crystal and have no clue who my therapist was, she barely spoke during the entire time or even afterwards.

Got the hour and she started with the TS. Not on par with what I have gotten other places, but it did the job. She paid some attention to the good places and was very interesting in cleaning my behind for some reason. Afterwards she took me back to the room for one of the best rubdowns I have gotten at a spa. Half decent body work, with about 15 minutes left on the clock she had me flip over and right before time was up things ended happily. Total damage was $. 4 including. 8 door fee, and this is why I don't go to AMPs often. I like the TS because it's a great way to be pampered, but not really worth the extra for the extras.

Who did you see at Crystalwith the current gang there I find it to have a good shower, very average massage, no tease before the flip and standard ending with some roaming.