Massage Parlor Reports

**ChrisSchmitt** · 10-01-14 19:24

Hi friends,

I am new here in Orlando. I have been reading reviews here but have to clue where are these AMP's located. Anyone kind enough to drop some info in my inbox. Thank you in advance.

**Bone Yard** · 10-01-14 17:59

Had a little time to play so I decided to go try out Orchid Asia Spa on Colonial. Once I found the 'secret' entrance to their parking area (didn't want to park at the bible school next door LOL), I knocked on the door several times and also called their number without success. I got tired of the motion detector light coming on and going off, including the other spotlight that just randomly came on so I left. There was a SUV in the parking lot. http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...eeling/9684303.

I saw a massage sign just east of 417 on Colonial so I pulled in for a look-see. It was locked down tight. Called the number with no response. I guess their 'Grand Opening' was short-lived! http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...2-9888/9735222.

Ended up here: http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/4693906679.html where a decent looking 40 year old did a mediocre hh for. 6 and I was happy when our time ended. Doesn't merit a repeat visit.

**ButchKid** · 10-01-14 13:41

What's wrong with this one? Everything! Not her picture, she works out of a house with a man and kids running around, you only get a massage and it's not at all a good one. Avoid like the plague--which might be involved too! I won't repeat; you shouldn't go there in the first place.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...rl-30/11002883

**JustAGuy5** · 10-01-14 09:42

Correct, this was a few months ago. I just recently joined and figured I'd post my previous experiences with her. Unfortunately, it doesn't seem I can edit my post now to clarify. Sorry for any confusion!

Originally Posted by BackJack [View Original Post]

She has a new location for months. I am just asking?

**Gruglok** · 10-01-14 01:23

So where do I start. I was in the mood to play a while back and had a pocket full of money burning a hole in my pocket. I called most of the ladies on this board including Sabrina, Kaitlyn, Michelle, and Paige so we could finally meet. But wasn't able to make it happen for one reason or another.

I remembered lavender is the latest and greatest spot to be so I stopped by. The lady who greeted me was decent for an AMP. I'm seriously uncomfortable with the amount of cameras this place had, super unnecessary, huge liability.

I was under it on time, the massage was litterally a rub (oriental and lucky dragon were better experiences for the actual massage part of it), and although the menu is as open as you can get. The method leaves much to be desired. If any of you think East side Ali was cold in her approach. You'll be happy to know this place treats you like an Ebola patient.

Grug's overall rating: 3 out of 10 and only because she was pleasant and didn't stink.

1 hour = $70.

Extra's = Ridiculously over priced.

I should have just gone back to Jackie, atleast she's great to look at.

Happy to relay more detail to SM's.

**Mr Innocent** · 09-30-14 21:20

Originally Posted by TopGun1911 [View Original Post]

Went to Elite yesterday and saw Sophia. Guys she has a banging body, tight all around. She did not rush me out the door and was very pleasant. I will definitely repeat.

Elite? I think they go by another name in Winter park now. Unless there is another elite.

**Smgcma3434** · 09-30-14 18:17

Originally Posted by BackJack [View Original Post]

She has a new location for months. I am just asking?

Her new place is really nice OBT at 417.

**Member #4882** · 09-30-14 12:32

She has a new location for months. I am just asking?

Originally Posted by JustAGuy5 [View Original Post]

I've dreamed of Jackie twice now at her apartment about 5 minutes north of MCO off of 436. First visit was hh, everything was OK and as advertised but a bit procedural. Second visit she seemed much more comfortable as was I. Some roaming was allowed and more physical contact, more chatty, more enjoyable overall. I didn't specify a time on the second visit but I was there for over an hour. She is not a clock watcher by any means and pictures are 100% her and an accurate representation of how she looks currently.

Only downside was the massage was mediocre both times but relaxing. Everything else was 10/10.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-oo-25/7233705

**MerrySM** · 09-30-14 11:41

Originally Posted by FlyHigher767 [View Original Post]

Nothing on westside that I know about.

Flyer.

Saw an ad for the westside of town and now it is gone. Will continue to look for it, are we sure the AMP behind the Chevron is closed?

Thanks.

**Outdoorsman** · 09-30-14 07:39

Originally Posted by TheFatGuy [View Original Post]

I was in Orlando for the first weekend of HHN and decided to get a massage. Went to Crystal and have no clue who my therapist was, she barely spoke during the entire time or even afterwards.

Got the hour and she started with the TS. Not on par with what I have gotten other places, but it did the job. She paid some attention to the good places and was very interesting in cleaning my behind for some reason. Afterwards she took me back to the room for one of the best rubdowns I have gotten at a spa. Half decent body work, with about 15 minutes left on the clock she had me flip over and right before time was up things ended happily. Total damage was $. 4 including. 8 door fee, and this is why I don't go to AMPs often. I like the TS because it's a great way to be pampered, but not really worth the extra for the extras.

Who did you see at Crystalwith the current gang there I find it to have a good shower, very average massage, no tease before the flip and standard ending with some roaming.

**The Fat Guy** · 09-29-14 22:29

I was in Orlando for the first weekend of HHN and decided to get a massage. Went to Crystal and have no clue who my therapist was, she barely spoke during the entire time or even afterwards.

Got the hour and she started with the TS. Not on par with what I have gotten other places, but it did the job. She paid some attention to the good places and was very interesting in cleaning my behind for some reason. Afterwards she took me back to the room for one of the best rubdowns I have gotten at a spa. Half decent body work, with about 15 minutes left on the clock she had me flip over and right before time was up things ended happily. Total damage was $. 4 including. 8 door fee, and this is why I don't go to AMPs often. I like the TS because it's a great way to be pampered, but not really worth the extra for the extras.

**FlyHigher767** · 09-29-14 22:16

Originally Posted by MerrySM [View Original Post]

LiIy "may be gone. Westside needs something. What else is there?

Nothing on westside that I know about.

Flyer.

**Jackdog1038** · 09-29-14 19:17

Originally Posted by EnglishPub [View Original Post]

I am not paying $125 for an hour massage.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...th-me/11209526

Way too high. She is with Tara. No more Jenna I guess.

**MadisonGuy69** · 09-29-14 16:36

http://massagetroll.com/orlando-mass...8/?pid=8000661

Is the girl in the top photo still working at Luxsa. I've seen her in a few ads before I thought they were fake though and maybe I'm wrong. I seem to have lost my go to European girl and need a back up. I try to rotate between AMP and non AMP to be diplomatic.

**Pbwardy02** · 09-29-14 16:20

Originally Posted by Wildbill2 [View Original Post]

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ees-25/8586526

Tried this place out. Its right by sunflower massage by the fl mall. I have never been to sunflower, just read reviews and saw it as I drove in. I felt comfortable at this place. Safe enough and looks like a nail place or waxing place from the outside. I had veronica? Or patricia? I can't remember. She was curvy latina with big boobs and nice ass and cute face. Had a good time. They advertise flat rate but you are 'encouraged' to leave a tip. LOL. 80 $ for a hh so I guess the tip depends on the level of service but all the other places are charging 30-40 $ for a hh so I tipped accordingly. Saw two other women and both were attractive but slightly older than the one I had. I think this place is pretty legit. I would repeat.

Also went to the old standby international therapy lately. Older lady. Not very attractive and I didn't see anyone better there either. Prob why I havn't been there in a long while.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...sh-25/10797672

This place is off lee Road. Think they have multiple girls but I saw Dana and she is hot. Fun time. Would repeat.

Question.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ty-25/10817758

One of you must have TOFTT here. I want to call but looks TGTBT. I'm just not buying it. Would love to hear about it if anyone has seen this girl.

Brittany is a grade 'A' asshole and sounds like she smokes way too many cigarettes. Her first question to me is if I am a white guy. While I am white, I found this question to be odd and inappropriate. She then made a racially offensive comment about african americans which she must have assumed I would have found to be funny which I certainly did not. Stood me up for my appointment time and then blamed it on me. She thinks way too highly of herself. Even if it is the girl in the pics which I doubt because of her smokers voice, definitely not worth it due to nasty attitude and nasty personality. I would steer clear of this whack job. If anyone actually saw her, I would like to hear about it.