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[MetaClade]

Hey, gents. This is my first time posting under this UN. My other one had some issues. I've been to a few places locally in the past few months, but have mostly been out of it.

So, today, I went to H spa just up from Ball on Brookhurst, early, like 10 AM. Greeted by late 30's-early 40's latina. She ended up doing my massage. Nice enough lady, but massage was nothing. She asked after about 5 min of spreading lotion on my back and legs with what she could help me. I was just in it for a R&T, but I'm pretty certain she would would have gone FS. However, she did not seem disappointed. She asked me to leave the tip on the table. I left. 4, but she said it was. 6 there. I didn't want to raise a fuss and wasn't sure if prices locally had gone up. I mentioned other places only expect. 4, but she said those girls don't get to keep any of it. I dropped the extra. She stripped out of her LBD and had some nice lingerie on. Curvy, maybe thick, but flat stomach. Likely bolt-ons, but I didn't hav take her top off. Ass and thighs were big and firm! Girl must squat a ton. HE was actually pretty good. She made my legs twitch several times. She got pretty wet when I was playing with her over her panties and got into it. The finish was good, but afterward was disappointing. She gave me the towel to clean myself up and left for about 10 min. I just got dressed. We chatted for a sec after she came back in, then I left. Ok experience overall, but I'm used to AMPs with more massage time. Face 4-5/10, Body 8/10 for the those who love curves. Her name was Monica. Says she commutes from up north and is only down on Thursday. Might repeat with her if bored, but I'd like to try others there.

Not sure if this is TOFTT. I looked back through August and couldn't find anything. I used to frequent CS in Laguna Hills. I was sorry to see it go, but hopeful the replacement was the same. On my visit, it was not. I waited in the waiting area for about 15 min. A guy, who I think was a little too enthusiastic to be a monger (he even left a business card! Came out, then it was my turn. Early to mid 40's Asian. Didn't get her name. Thin, 5/10 face and body. Massage was actually great. She teased a lot, with lots of ass rubbing and some accidental touching further down south, so I thought I was in, but she pushed my hand away when I went to feel. She also put my towel back on when I slipped it off. No HE. Left a little frustrated. As I was walking out, a woman customer was walking in. For now anyway, I think they are trying to go legit. I might revisit in a few months, but it sounds like there are better options around.

Lastly, a few months back went to ES across from the Fresh and Easy in Laguna Woods. Early 40's Chinese lady named Han Lin. Great massage and excellent tease. Played with me in all the right places. No talk of money at all, which I really liked. Left. 4 and she seemed happy. Will hit a few more places soon. I think I found some that may be TOFTT. Will update. Good luck out there!

[Pinche Gringo]

Did you get her name or are you keeping that to yourself? Been looking for a hidden gem like this for a while.

So I went back to my NEW Go-To. After a few bad fails trying to find hidden gems (Look out for that post). I took my marine buddy there for his Bday. Paid for his hr session. 50 and got myself an hour. Anyways it was a Sunday evening about 630 and we had already hit up some titty bars and felt like ending on a good note. Anyways got a descent massage from a mid 30's asian. Didn't speak much and left the door wide open when she left to get hot towels. (Pet Peeve of mine). So went onto the Flip about 40 min in. Not really a massage but a light rubbing and "teasing". After about 10 min she started to get closer to my member and asks if I want a "good massage". I accept and then she asks "Hand or Mouth?" I opt for the mouth but ask how much. She hold up a "6". I was in! Haven't had that at a MP before. Nevertheless I paid her and we were on our way, she started with a HJ and after a minute I told her to use her mouth. So started on the side of the table and got a few good head pumps in when I asked to see her tits. She obliged and pulled out some perky see tits. But looked like the's because of her small tight frame. Small darker nipples and even sucked on one. So she went back on the table and sucked me off. After about 5 min she asked if I was close. So I reached in and played with her tits. Hip thrusted in her mouth a few times and popped right in her mouth. She took the entire load. Even stroked me off while her mouth was on the tip. Not a great BJ but defintely best finish I have ever had. She looks up and smiles and gets a napkin and spits it out. I was amazed she even let me CIM. But I didn't complain.

Looks - 7/10.

Massage - 6/10.

Service - 8/10.

OVERALL I would say 7/10. Didn't get her name but I have been here 4 times now and every time I got a HE. I would highly recommend.

Go Get them!

[Ocbarbarian]

So I went back to my NEW Go-To. After a few bad fails trying to find hidden gems (Look out for that post). I took my marine buddy there for his Bday. Paid for his hr session. 50 and got myself an hour. Anyways it was a Sunday evening about 630 and we had already hit up some titty bars and felt like ending on a good note. Anyways got a descent massage from a mid 30's asian. Didn't speak much and left the door wide open when she left to get hot towels. (Pet Peeve of mine). So went onto the Flip about 40 min in. Not really a massage but a light rubbing and "teasing". After about 10 min she started to get closer to my member and asks if I want a "good massage". I accept and then she asks "Hand or Mouth?" I opt for the mouth but ask how much. She hold up a "6". I was in! Haven't had that at a MP before. Nevertheless I paid her and we were on our way, she started with a HJ and after a minute I told her to use her mouth. So started on the side of the table and got a few good head pumps in when I asked to see her tits. She obliged and pulled out some perky see tits. But looked like the's because of her small tight frame. Small darker nipples and even sucked on one. So she went back on the table and sucked me off. After about 5 min she asked if I was close. So I reached in and played with her tits. Hip thrusted in her mouth a few times and popped right in her mouth. She took the entire load. Even stroked me off while her mouth was on the tip. Not a great BJ but defintely best finish I have ever had. She looks up and smiles and gets a napkin and spits it out. I was amazed she even let me CIM. But I didn't complain.

Looks - 7/10.

Massage - 6/10.

Service - 8/10.

OVERALL I would say 7/10. Didn't get her name but I have been here 4 times now and every time I got a HE. I would highly recommend.

Go Get them!

Great report, but I curse your post. ". Just when I thought I was out. They pull me back in".

[TheSick714]

So I went back to my NEW Go-To. After a few bad fails trying to find hidden gems (Look out for that post). I took my marine buddy there for his Bday. Paid for his hr session. 50 and got myself an hour. Anyways it was a Sunday evening about 630 and we had already hit up some titty bars and felt like ending on a good note. Anyways got a descent massage from a mid 30's asian. Didn't speak much and left the door wide open when she left to get hot towels. (Pet Peeve of mine). So went onto the Flip about 40 min in. Not really a massage but a light rubbing and "teasing". After about 10 min she started to get closer to my member and asks if I want a "good massage". I accept and then she asks "Hand or Mouth?" I opt for the mouth but ask how much. She hold up a "6". I was in! Haven't had that at a MP before. Nevertheless I paid her and we were on our way, she started with a HJ and after a minute I told her to use her mouth. So started on the side of the table and got a few good head pumps in when I asked to see her tits. She obliged and pulled out some perky see tits. But looked like the's because of her small tight frame. Small darker nipples and even sucked on one. So she went back on the table and sucked me off. After about 5 min she asked if I was close. So I reached in and played with her tits. Hip thrusted in her mouth a few times and popped right in her mouth. She took the entire load. Even stroked me off while her mouth was on the tip. Not a great BJ but defintely best finish I have ever had. She looks up and smiles and gets a napkin and spits it out. I was amazed she even let me CIM. But I didn't complain.

Looks - 7/10.

Massage - 6/10.

Service - 8/10.

OVERALL I would say 7/10. Didn't get her name but I have been here 4 times now and every time I got a HE. I would highly recommend.

Go Get them!

[Wally Wally]

I have been back 3 times. I just had it in my rotation to kill some time. Two times with Ana. Older Chinese not bad not great. Thin top with loose thin shorts both times. First time she was careful until my hands reached into her shorts then she did her big tease. Ok HE with no complaints. She did really like the rubbing going on between her legs. She spread those thighs along with lots of moans, guess she's watched porn flicks to get the sound right. Next visit she smiled when she saw me and started licking her lips. Massage waas way more sensual, she asked me soft baby? Yeah sure whatever, her hands went between my legs every other second. Once I turned over she pressed her little boobs into my face and reached down to the goods. After a bit she moved ot my side where my hand went into her shorts and rubbed her good, but soon as I started she told me no naked, but pulled the short ot the side and said like this. Ok fine, next thing I knew her leg was coming over the table and sat on my face. I wasnt sure if I wanted ot but what the hell. I think I made the right choice since she started sucking my like a blow-pop. Sucking, licking and kissing like a star. Was really good since lately I have had some really bad ones. So nice change, she kept sucking after I was done cause she wanted me to keep licking. If she was hot I would have went for another hour. Well 35 bucks is cheap for the massage and tipped her 20 dollars over a HJ tip. (do the math). The other day I went back and got mary this time. She's tiny and average looking at best. But very sweet and her assage rocked sicne she knew I been there before. She wouldn't get naked except for her boobs. She did a finger slide between my cheeks a lot so I tried to do it back to her. She bends over and says she likes. No sucking from her I tried. Was ok but I am moving on. Lots of places on that street. BTW info is its upstairs and parking is easy. Place is usually empty too. If you don't like the girls its an easy escape jumping down those stairs.

[McCooker]

You should be able to get la carte pricing at most full service MP's. The down side of many FS operations is the door fees are substantially higher, so it makes the routine HJ prohibitively expensive IMO and might as well go for the full monty while you're there.

Baggens.

Thanks for the heads up.

I go with the mindset that. 3-. 6/ hr is more or less a deal for me. Free TS is a bonus, and any sort of release after is gravy.

Thinking about going to TM in STNTN. I don't think I've seen anything on it here, but would love input if anyone has.

[Quinby1]

Hi -.

While in FLA I found a few places that would groom the pole and boys. Now in Santa Ana I would be interested if there is a MP in the area that does this? There is nothing better then a good shave, lotion and a HE.

Mojo.

This is not far from SA. You can TOFTT and call her.

http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/thp/4687214248.html

[Mojorizing]

Hi -.

While in FLA I found a few places that would groom the pole and boys. Now in Santa Ana I would be interested if there is a MP in the area that does this? There is nothing better then a good shave, lotion and a HE.

Mojo.

[Wally Wally]

Many people asking about the foot place. My answer to all of them is this: 10512 bolsa, don't expect much unless you go a few times. As always depends on who you get and how much money she wants to make. 2 girls I had so far did get me off. I was super easy on them and touched politly. Even told them I will be nice if they are. Don't think they care about anything but money. Think they thought I was safe and went for it. Its cheap, hardto lose, plus you can always go down the street after to get a HJ. A friend of mine went there and got an older lady that did not do much. So as always YMMV.

I will always give the name if someone asks. I have been here for years, longer than most of you (under a different name that I have given up). I started here with BMalibu. I left when there was all kinds of flaming going on and got tired of it. I see that has ended which is good.

I stopped going to EZrelax on Bolsa. Coco, the one with the good body was always my favorite there. She would do anything and didn't want to stop. Just the place got too dirty and too many cheap mongers messing it up as always. Even stopped going to SH upstairs. Some hot girls have been in and out of there. Just theres no fun when you know the most you are going to get is a HJ. I miss Michelle there, young, thin with a nice ass. Would play with my balls half the time while licking all over. She would do the pussy slide on my cock for the other half. She was crazy. Too bad she got pregnant. Thanks to the idiot that knocked her up.

I saw there is another newer place in south county. Deep Tissue / Shiatsu Massage / Body oil massage.

Body massage $40/ HR. Foot massage $25/ HR.

Address: 1302 S. El Camino Real Suite the San Clemente, CA 92672.

Tel: 949-361-5588.

Have not tried yet. I think its been there a while. Acording to the ad its new but its on google maps so how new can it be?

[Wally Wally]

I don't know of a 24 hour fitness on Alicia. Did you mean LA fitness or is the street La Paz rather than Alicia?

Yeah LA Fitness. I don't pay attention to that bulding much since it change from Mervyns. Its tucked into the corner. Very short walls like 5 feet tall all open. But I did get the front desk lady once who dresses sexy. She did a soft massage which was ok. I did feel up her ass most of the time. She was all smiles like she never gets attention. Nothing at the end and nothing expected. She did take a long look at what she acomplished and smiled then too. Her freaking critch was a burning Bush but not enough to finish me.

[Fe Maiden]

Place is Beauty Relax. It use to have some hot girls like I was saying over a year ago. Then it went down hill. Lately its beed not too bad.

There is Orchid Spa on 25435 Trabuco and Lake Forest. I hit that by accident the first time. Got a sweet latina in a party dress that was willing to make me happy. Had an asian there too that came in wearing a miniskirt thet ended up around my ears.

South County is difficult. I hit the foot spa on Ortega just off the fwy above the Starbucks. It has new owners now. Had Sally who gave a great massage and accidental tease from her. Kinda weird how they rub your hand with their crotch during the massage but don't want to get you off. Had the same treatment from another foot place next to 24 hour fitness on Alciia Pkwy right off the 5. No private rooms, little cutouts with super short walls. Asian lady that day humped my arm and let me rub her legs and ass. She kept humping my arm and squeezing with her legs like she wanted to f* She did rub Jr a bit but no tug. Some weird stuff out there.

I don't know of a 24 hour fitness on Alicia. Did you mean LA fitness or is the street La Paz rather than Alicia?

[Chinese7304]

Thank you for the compliment. I will definitely try to contribute more often, but I am trying to cut down on the frequency of my visits (shaking my head knowing that I'm saying this for the millionth time). I definitely like the rush of trying a new place, but hate the disappointment that comes with many of the new places and really appreciate the info you senior members provide.

I forgot to add one other place that I have been to. Healing Art Center in Placentia. An older Viet lady (mid 40's) at the front desk took my fee and then walked me to a clean, nice room. I put $40 on top of my pants to help indicate I wanted a are&t, knowing this place is not FS. This place has a very legit feel as there is a doctor on staff, I heard him in the hallways but never saw him. The older Viet lady that took my money ended up being my provider. DAMN! I had read about a younger provider named Monica but did not see or get her. The massage was just average and I never attempted to feel her up during the massage because I just don't find older woman that attractive. She wasn't ugly but was just average looking and not wearing anything even remotely sexy. In any case, on the flip, I had a semi hard-on. She continued a light massage and I honestly didn't think anything would happen. She then points to the teepee and I nod yes. She dims the lights down to where it is very dark and proceeds with the best HJ I have ever gotten (note: I'm not that experienced in mongering). She started slow, went faster and then I started to lose it and she slowed down and applied just the right amount of pressuring to get me going again and made me pop. All of this was unrushed.

Chinese7304.

Attention all Newbies!

7304 has done a fine first report. This example is what All newbies should aspire to do when posting. Even though he couldn't remember all the establishments, his info is current and detailed enough to help the rest of us save time and money in the pursuit of our hobby. He's earned his Library card from my branch for sure.

Great first post!

Baggens.

[Dildo Baggens]

You should be able to get la carte pricing at most full service MP's. The down side of many FS operations is the door fees are substantially higher, so it makes the routine HJ prohibitively expensive IMO and might as well go for the full monty while you're there.

Baggens.

It is FS all the way as far as I know. To be fair, none of the girls have ever discussed a menu with me. If you just want a BJ, I suppose it doesn't hurt to ask. Maybe others have done this?

[Dildo Baggens]

Attention all Newbies!

7304 has done a fine first report. This example is what All newbies should aspire to do when posting. Even though he couldn't remember all the establishments, his info is current and detailed enough to help the rest of us save time and money in the pursuit of our hobby. He's earned his Library card from my branch for sure.

Great first post!

Baggens.

I haven't been on this forum for too long, but after reading some of the reports, I thought it would be worthwhile to post some of my experiences. Unfortunately, I'm terrible with names so most of the places I won't have a name.

My go to place has been the&the in Anaheim. They have both Latina and Asian. My favorite provider there is Andrea. She is a Latina with bolt-ons, super flat stomach, nice toned legs and beautifully done hair. She is on the slightly older side, my guess would be early to mid 30's but she is HOT and you can't tell from her body. She gives great FS service and I've seen her a couple of times and it gets better with each visit. She talks dirty and is into what she does. Everything is covered, no DFK, no discussion of tip. I always just leave $. 0 on the table while getting comfortable. I read somewhere else she may not be there anymore, but not sure as I haven't visited again in about a month. She works Wed and Sat. I've also see Pink there and her body is very hot, also early to mid 30's with shorter hair. Bob style. Not my favorite style hair, but her body is very sexy. Slim, bolt-ons, nice ass for an Asian and on the taller side for Asian. Her face is ok, but as always they get infinitely more attractive once the clothes come off. As typical with Korean providers, they will do a rim job, but I'm not into that.

I also have been to J&K in Anaheim. This is a run down place with 2 other massage places in the adjacent building. The rooms are also run down and gave me the "what the hell am I doing here" feel. This place is strange, because I had parked outside and was reading the reviews of the place when a girl came out and led me into the place. You go through the back where they hang out and she led me into a room that was pretty dingy with the red bulb and red curtains hanging. The first girl comes in and it was a fugly Asian that I declined. A little bit later, a Latina comes in that was tall, not skinny, but not fat, dark complexion and nice bolt-ons. She was a gem because she liked to do it in front of the mirrors which was a turn-on. Unfortunately, I don't remember her name. I went back to the place a week later and when I knocked on the locked wired door, the girl sitting in there got up and ran to a room inside and never came back out. So I left and went to the&the. Weird. My overall impression of this place is it is dumpy and probably lower quality girls.

I've been to Rainbow. Paradise in Buena Park and all I got was a are&T from an unattractive provider. One of my moments of weakness and not too proud moment.

Most recently, I tried to go to Lovely in Stanton but they were doing some construction and closed that day. In the same shopping center, there are 2 other places right next to Lovely. So I wandered over to Red Rose. Should have just left in hindsight. Got the table shower room and in comes a mid-aged Viet woman that was not skinny, not fat, but chunky. She had ass implants and bolt-ons, neither of them done well. Her face was also round and not attractive. Needless to say, I ended up boning this girl because I had to see the fake ass implants. I've come to the conclusion that I don't like ass implants, but love fake boobies! Not a very proud moment for me. It was the kind of experience where it wants to make me quit mongering.

Have a great day!

[SlamPoon]

It is FS all the way as far as I know. To be fair, none of the girls have ever discussed a menu with me. If you just want a BJ, I suppose it doesn't hurt to ask. Maybe others have done this?

You're gtg. Would you recommend said establishment for services less than FS? Or is this the kind of joint that frowns upon that?