Massage Parlor Reports

[Slideryyz]

Is all this talk about paying 200 for AMP FS really becoming the norm? To me that's a little crazy. In an AMP, I usually pay between 140 to 160 for an hour massage and FS. If you are going to pay 200, there are so many better options than going to an AMP. Just check out the agency listings online. Much better girls and way better service.

I tried a few AMPs (Viet) in Orange County and their going rate for FS is around $140 plus the house fee. Close to $$.

I didn't really go for FS there.

[Conejo Joe]

I agree about the pricing. I definitely focus on other websites / agencies once I think about spending 1. 5. I normally visit MP for a decent massage and basic HE. I like the excitement of search for MP hotties, but I think websites / agencies are worth the extra $.

[Member #5725]

I'm with you Hentai Man.

I pay $40-$50 for the 1/2.

And I tip $100.

Recently I went to a SMB spot and got some serious Dead Fish style service from a young Latina who asked for $120, but took my $100 without blinking.

I posted about it here and caught a bunch of grief about low-balling and getting the service I deserved for being cheap.

[Hentai Man]

Is all this talk about paying 200 for AMP FS really becoming the norm? To me that's a little crazy. In an AMP, I usually pay between 140 to 160 for an hour massage and FS. If you are going to pay 200, there are so many better options than going to an AMP. Just check out the agency listings online. Much better girls and way better service.

[Iluvbigtitts]

Does that work actually?

I think you can be cited for lewd conduct.

There would be no need for hotels if you apply this reasoning.

You are absolutely correct Mazda, it is lewd conduct and you can get cited for a misdemeanor.

[Member #5725]

I have been tempted to try those places. Whats the usual damage for an hour?

I've been a fair number of times to one that is easy to find on BP- in Hollywood.

Hot by 30+ Thai Therapist standards.

$80/$100 for half / full.

HollywoodGuy- pm me and I'll give you the limited extras menu and the add link.

[Chato74]

Your absolutely right. In these situations they have no evidence that shows that you where doing what they think you where doing. Even if you are banging it out. The best excuse I have used was "we had a connection. His response "sure you did. " my response "what you never picked up a girl at a club or walking down the street or in an elevator and suddenly found a connection" They had to let me go. It is not illegal to pound it out.

FYI. Huge stings are going on all around LA. There was a huge influx of cash to the LE. Hotspots include Hollywood, Santa Monica, Downtown, some parts of universal city. Near the theme park.

So. Be more careful then usual.

I got stopped once leaving my atfs hotel, long story short LEO tried to get me to incriminate me and get out of my car, I declined and only told them I was there so see my gf, got into it and was leaving to let her calm down, after they ran my name to see if I was clean, and tried unsuccessfully to get me out of my car and search it, I was let go. So LEO can't search your car or your self unless they have probable cause.

[Member #4870]

Does that work actually?

I think you can be cited for lewd conduct.

There would be no need for hotels if you apply this reasoning.

[Funluv1]

Your absolutely right. In these situations they have no evidence that shows that you where doing what they think you where doing. Even if you are banging it out. The best excuse I have used was "we had a connection. His response "sure you did. " my response "what you never picked up a girl at a club or walking down the street or in an elevator and suddenly found a connection" They had to let me go. It is not illegal to pound it out.

FYI. Huge stings are going on all around LA. There was a huge influx of cash to the LE. Hotspots include Hollywood, Santa Monica, Downtown, some parts of universal city. Near the theme park.

So. Be more careful then usual.

Would you guys please remember that you have no obligation and it can not be in any way profitable to ever say one word to a police officer in these situations. And you guys are talking about meeting up with LE in public areas before you have even patronized the MP or violated any section of any penal code. The same applies if a cop walks into a massage room and you are in the middle of thrusting away at your massage girl doggie style. In that case (though this scenario doesn't happen in real life) they may think they have adequate evidence to arrest you, but still you say nothing to them no matter what. They have absolutely nothing without you giving it to them. They talk to you only to have you make a case for them that they don't have when your lips are firmly glued together.

In most cases they are simply exercising their sadistic muscles to intimidate you and make you feel like shit because this is what motivates so many of them to pursue the LE career, especially vice cops in suits who have to feel like Campfire Girls deprived of the opportunity to participate in real crime fighting and verbally beat up actual low life criminal punks. It kills me when I read these posts with guys describing some verbal attempt to make LE think they would never think about walking into that MP to commit an act of misdemeanor solicitation. You're just playing into their hands even if its just to provide them with the sadistic cheap thrill. Just say "with respect officer, I have nothing to say" and turn around and walk away.

BTW, I would doubt if there's been any kind of prostitution related bust at any MP on Santa Monica Blvd in WeHo in the last 10 years at least. This is LA's version of a zone of tolerance. The spots along SMB have been operating securely forever. I'm guessing those deputies at King Health have a friendly relationship with Mama and stop in now and then to find out if she's seen someone who they may be looking for or some similar scenario. And yeah, there are the occasional administrative inspections checking licenses, tax records, et al. But have nothing to do with prostitution busts. Bottom line, MPs are 99.8% secure environments for mongers but MPs on SMB in WeHo are the most secure environments of all.

To Pussy Prowler in his effort to identify the best of all FS worlds in LA MPs, the WeHo places are about as close as it comes for reliability in stocking a variety of above average to top tier providers for FS. Per your observation, you're not likely to get much of a massage or any at all and you will pay top dollar. You'll pay most of the $200 you budget for FS for half hours. Full hours are discouraged for newcomers but will cost you likely more than $200 as house fee will be $80-100 for the hour in WeHo and girls press for more than $100 for FS tip especially if you do a full hour. But looks and service are typically reliable and LE paranoia is low for reasons I discussed above.

[HollywoodGuy]

Visited two of them in the SFV managed by G. They charge $160 per hour for nude b2 b massage with a HJ included (tip still expected). BJ and / or FS can be had with most of her Thai gals for an additional 60 to 100 tip. Pretty expensive but why not once in a while for the thrill.

Happy hunting.

Thanks for the quick reply.

[Ma69hal]

Camel:

When you're right- you're right!

As for legit massage+extras.

I've had 2 good massage with Full Service after.

First was at a spot on the corner of Sunset and Gardner called "Aroma". It's long gone. I hooked up with a hot but sorta rough skinny Asian who gave a great massage and did chiropractic adjustments. The whole time she was saying "everyone want massage from me because I do crack".

Honestly a little scary to have this girl adjusting me. But she was actually pretty decent at it.

Second was at "Just Relax" behind Fat Burger on SMB. I got an American born Latina who was working her way through CMT school. She gave a great legit massage and then fucked me like a champion, then she dressed me, and held my hand as I left and told Mama I was her new BF. I went back for her but she was gone.

I used to get great legit massage including walking on my back- with a HJ finish from Chinese girls at a spot east of LaBrea on Washington. Long Gone.

That leaves you with Thai.

The best massage and HJ as far as I can tell. It can be a little frustrating since that's where the menu stops. Yeh there is some roaming depending on the girls- or the extra tip- but I've never received more than a HJ. I've as much as begged regulars I've seen 10 times for a BJ and haven't ever gotten it.

Some of the best legit Thai massage+HE are from the Apartment providers that advertise on BP.

What I do is to try to build a personal relation / chemistry with the therapist. Make her compliments, bring her some chocolate or a small present and see whether you can build something with her. You will get the feel very quickly and if you don't get more than a HJ (without access to her goodies) after a couple of visits, just move on to the next Thai MP. There are just too many out there. Once you hit the jackpot just make sure you get her cellphone number as most of the gals move around quite a bit.

Happy hunting!

[Ma69hal]

I have been tempted to try those places. Whats the usual damage for an hour?

Visited two of them in the SFV managed by G. They charge $160 per hour for nude b2 b massage with a HJ included (tip still expected). BJ and / or FS can be had with most of her Thai gals for an additional 60 to 100 tip. Pretty expensive but why not once in a while for the thrill.

Happy hunting.

[HollywoodGuy]

Some of the best legit Thai massage+HE are from the Apartment providers that advertise on BP.

I have been tempted to try those places. Whats the usual damage for an hour?

[Member #5725]

Camel:

When you're right- you're right!

As for legit massage+extras.

I've had 2 good massage with Full Service after.

First was at a spot on the corner of Sunset and Gardner called "Aroma". It's long gone. I hooked up with a hot but sorta rough skinny Asian who gave a great massage and did chiropractic adjustments. The whole time she was saying "everyone want massage from me because I do crack".

Honestly a little scary to have this girl adjusting me. But she was actually pretty decent at it.

Second was at "Just Relax" behind Fat Burger on SMB. I got an American born Latina who was working her way through CMT school. She gave a great legit massage and then fucked me like a champion, then she dressed me, and held my hand as I left and told Mama I was her new BF. I went back for her but she was gone.

I used to get great legit massage including walking on my back- with a HJ finish from Chinese girls at a spot east of LaBrea on Washington. Long Gone.

That leaves you with Thai.

The best massage and HJ as far as I can tell. It can be a little frustrating since that's where the menu stops. Yeh there is some roaming depending on the girls- or the extra tip- but I've never received more than a HJ. I've as much as begged regulars I've seen 10 times for a BJ and haven't ever gotten it.

Some of the best legit Thai massage+HE are from the Apartment providers that advertise on BP.

[The Camel]

But you got away and that's what is important.

My close call was at a MP in Inglewood. That's where I spent most of my MP time several years ago. I had never been to this MP before and decided to check it out. It was at a building that housed 4 units and the entrance went straight into a stairway. Right when I walked in, someone yelled "You!! Get up here! I walked up and there were two suits. One younger and an older guy. They had one Asian female in the hallway sitting down on the floor. Not uniformed LE were there, so I figured they were checking out the space.

He asked me what I was doing in here, I asked who he was first. The younger told me I was not to ask questions, I said I don't feel safe and I'm leaving. He put his hand on my arm and pulled out a badge. I told him I was a architect nerd and I like the way the building looked. The line took him back for a minute. He then asked for my I'd, I asked for what. Starts to tell me how they have this place here that was doing illegal stuff. I asked what does this have to do with me. For some reason the other, older LE starts pulling out his cuffs ands spins them around his finger. WTF?? I ask am I being arrested, "no". Then I am going. As I'm walking down the stairs, he yells, "I had better not see you here anymore!

Would you guys please remember that you have no obligation and it can not be in any way profitable to ever say one word to a police officer in these situations. And you guys are talking about meeting up with LE in public areas before you have even patronized the MP or violated any section of any penal code. The same applies if a cop walks into a massage room and you are in the middle of thrusting away at your massage girl doggie style. In that case (though this scenario doesn't happen in real life) they may think they have adequate evidence to arrest you, but still you say nothing to them no matter what. They have absolutely nothing without you giving it to them. They talk to you only to have you make a case for them that they don't have when your lips are firmly glued together.

In most cases they are simply exercising their sadistic muscles to intimidate you and make you feel like shit because this is what motivates so many of them to pursue the LE career, especially vice cops in suits who have to feel like Campfire Girls deprived of the opportunity to participate in real crime fighting and verbally beat up actual low life criminal punks. It kills me when I read these posts with guys describing some verbal attempt to make LE think they would never think about walking into that MP to commit an act of misdemeanor solicitation. You're just playing into their hands even if its just to provide them with the sadistic cheap thrill. Just say "with respect officer, I have nothing to say" and turn around and walk away.

BTW, I would doubt if there's been any kind of prostitution related bust at any MP on Santa Monica Blvd in WeHo in the last 10 years at least. This is LA's version of a zone of tolerance. The spots along SMB have been operating securely forever. I'm guessing those deputies at King Health have a friendly relationship with Mama and stop in now and then to find out if she's seen someone who they may be looking for or some similar scenario. And yeah, there are the occasional administrative inspections checking licenses, tax records, et al. But have nothing to do with prostitution busts. Bottom line, MPs are 99.8% secure environments for mongers but MPs on SMB in WeHo are the most secure environments of all.

To Pussy Prowler in his effort to identify the best of all FS worlds in LA MPs, the WeHo places are about as close as it comes for reliability in stocking a variety of above average to top tier providers for FS. Per your observation, you're not likely to get much of a massage or any at all and you will pay top dollar. You'll pay most of the $200 you budget for FS for half hours. Full hours are discouraged for newcomers but will cost you likely more than $200 as house fee will be $80-100 for the hour in WeHo and girls press for more than $100 for FS tip especially if you do a full hour. But looks and service are typically reliable and LE paranoia is low for reasons I discussed above.