Massage Parlor Reports

[Roving1]

"Want to relax and relieve tension? I give a great full body massage so come see me for complete satisfaction and relaxation. I promise to make you smile. Finger-tip to medium pressure body rub offered. No regrets here. Pure bliss. You'll leave rejuvenated, refreshed, and with a spring in your step! Happiness guaranteed! Call DAWN at 586-443-8286 . For the best sensual massage. ".

Just had one of the weirdest calls and the most sudden brush off I've ever had.

So for background I'm a tubby 45 ish year old lame white guy with a pretty mild mannered normal sounding Michigan accent. I am usually told by providers I'm basically a nice teddy bear type of dude and they are happy to have someone normal and mellow for a change. I get done with work late and since Dawn is close by and always has 24/7 posted in her ad I gave her a ring. The call went like this:

Her: Hello.

Me: Hi is this Dawn? (huge 5 second pause, I like to ask by name just to make sure I didn't get the number mixed up with another provider but this seemed to freak her out).

Her: Yes it is.

Me: I was wondering if you were available for a massage tonight? I'm just getting off work in the Mound and 15 mile area.

Her: OK I'm at the America's Best Inn at 696 and Dequinder. (long pause).

Me: OK. Do you want me to head over that way and give you another call?

Her: (long pause) Do you know where that is?

Me: Is that the one South of 696, I'm not sure because there are a few hotels over there, but I think that's the one right? (long pause).

Me: Is it the one South of 696? (pause and rustling).

Me: Hello? Hello? (line goes dead).

My phone was being kinda laggy so I thought maybe that was the problem so I rebooted it and called back.

Her: Hello?

Me: Hi Dawn this is <made up name I just called you a bit ago. I rebooted my phone because I think I lost you.

Her: (In the most snotty condescending boner killing voice possible) You talk too fast go call someone else.

LOL. OK Then. It's possible I was talking a little fast being nervous making a first call but a meth-head tweaker I most assuredly am not haha. I mean I get women doing this have to follow their spidey sense to keep safe and maybe hers was just off but man the conversation was 30 seconds and I swear half of it was just dead air waiting for her to respond. Maybe invest a little more effort before writing someone off? LOL.

She must have been absolutely blazed as long as it took her to reply to pretty standard responses. She didn't sound like she had just woken up either.

I don't review much since I hobby infrequently but I figured I would for this one. Her hours and proximity to my commute home could have made her a regular thing But since she sounded unpleasant and that hotel has always struck me as LEO central I'm kinda glad it worked out the way it did. I remember reading a review that her attitude was not great and she was a little snotty enforcing her rules (which again is hilarious for her because my needs are pretty vanilla and I never push the boundaries or act disrespectful of anyone) so I'm throwing this review on the pile to maybe save someone the bother. Because even if she is nicer to you it seems her true self isn't that much further below the surface.

[Kenzowilluta]

Was fortunate enough to meet Ms Payton. In a decent local in the east burbs. The pic could be here, she does have a very nice tan. Very tight and toned body. Well above average massage, I would say a very good massage. Not alot of teasing while on my stomach. She is very polite and her locale is safe and fairly discrete. I would definitely repeat if in the area. I did the full hr for $150. Very nice CBJ and HE to finish.

Be safe gents!

http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...rts-26/7458272

[Throtbngr]

As the Joker would say.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKofnVkUwBA

LMAO.

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...ation/11836686 someone on here pissed her off LOL.

How do you know she's mad about a review (pissed)? Where did she say something? She's blaming and threatening someone else for 'starfish's' post.

Got me wrong Harp I never said she was pissed I was just simply having a good laugh over the situation with my twisted sense of humor. But I do believe she had a rant in her ad about this site and the members here which was probably flagged or she simply edited it!

[Streethunter]

How much is the cost? Do they advertise?

Went to the AMP at 17/ Rochester; very busy parking lot. Tucked in the corner next to a Dollys pizza. Typically I can walk in to queasy location without fear of being eye-balled but this place was too mainstream especially considering I live about 10 min away.

Massage was incredible with some very subtle teasing. The masseuse was incredibly hot - 20-24 yrs old tops, but nothing materialized even when I wasn't shy to show off Stanley the power tool to her. I went back there one time when I needed a massage bad yet I knew I had a booty call lined up the next day. I knew going in I wasn't expecting a HE so I just enjoyed it for what it was- a damn good massage.

[Action22]

I've been hitting the gym a little and decided a good massage wouldn't hurt. Well let me tell you this had to be the biggest hobby mistake I have ever made. I went to see this massage provider and it was the worst time ever. 1st she was at least 30 to 40 pounds heavier then her pictures looked. 2nd she was way behind schedule, I spent more time waiting for her then the actual massage. 3rd she wouldn't shut the fuck up. She kept talking about people and shit I knew nothing about. 4th the service was less then average, I could have gotten a SW and motel room for half the price. 5th and here is the real kicker, when I left her place I got pulled over by LE for no reason at all. The cop asks me for my drivers license but not my registration or proof of insurance, then starts in with "where are you coming from, who do you know, how do you know them, blah, blah, blah. " There was no reason for him to ask me the questions he did. IMHO LE is watching her place. Between the shit service and the fact that the cops are watching her I suggest you stay away.

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...ation/11836686

Man, Livonia must be pretty safe if they have the resources to stake out some poor woman who may or may not be giving a few handies out of her apartment. Unless you're not white, then it could have been a DWB situation.

But, maybe it's the area. Tried to book something with Marilyn close to Livonia. Won't pick up the phone, it's obvious her old man books the appoinments. They want you to book a day in advance. I have no problem with the old man, that's almost always the deal with these type of ads, but the bs you have to go through to get to the appointment. So, I decided too much torture to try to get naked with some 50-something with great tits but otherwise questionable optics. I like the older gals because there is no bs with them. Well 99% of the time LOL.

[BigSmalls69]

http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...rl-26/11670435 well in my travels around madison heights today I tried this one. It. Was about the same typical apartment massage as the other ones. Located right next to the red roof inn. I beleive she said her name was chili our cici. Mid 30's thin, high be our low see breasts. Great nipples. Average massage average HJ. Nothing special but I liked the rates. $40 for the half. Tipped 20 for HJ. Roaming allowed and had a full menu but didn't bother to ask the cost of other options.

[BigSmalls69]

Hey guys sorry to ask for info but I'm going to be around the madison heights area today and wanted to check out an AMP our the apartmentt asian girls on 14 mile. Any info would be greatly appreciated on a good place to go. I know froexperience that's kims kinda stinks so ill stay away from there. I've posted alot of reviews so hopefully that can get me some goodwill for some help. Thank you. I cannot figure this search engine out on here to save my life LOL.

[BigSmalls69]

How do you know she's mad about a review (pissed)? Where did she say something? She's blaming and threatening someone else for 'starfish's' post.

It is funny that you just joined and your first post is on this subject though. Hmmmm LOL.

[BigSmalls69]

How do you know she's mad about a review (pissed)? Where did she say something? She's blaming and threatening someone else for 'starfish's' post.

I have no idea what she's mad about other than this website and whoever showed up for an appt with her talking about this website. I just found the ad and thought it was funny. Of course its deleted now, I can tell ya it wasnt me I don't do backpage girls only AMP's.

[Harper22]

As the Joker would say.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKofnVkUwBA

LMAO.

How do you know she's mad about a review (pissed)? Where did she say something? She's blaming and threatening someone else for 'starfish's' post.

[Roving1]

5th and here is the real kicker, when I left her place I got pulled over by LE for no reason at all. The cop asks me for my drivers license but not my registration or proof of insurance, then starts in with "where are you coming from, who do you know, how do you know them, blah, blah, blah. " There was no reason for him to ask me the questions he did. IMHO LE is watching her place. Between the shit service and the fact that the cops are watching her I suggest you stay away.

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...ation/11836686

Can you go into more detail about this? Like how long after and where you got pulled over? I was thinking about pulling the trigger just because I have always wondered if she really is as crazy as they they how does she stay in business? But anyways LPD has been going fucking apeshit since I-96 has been closed and they are hiding in the bushes on all the East-West roads, especially 5 mile, and pulling people over left and right for basically no reason. Then on top of that there was a car jacking awhile ago at 5 and Inkster and that only ratcheted up their behavior.

I've been pulled over 3 times and let go for no reason and shadowed and had my plate run at least a dozen times. Annoying as fuck. It makes me wonder if it really was them watching her or just their general behavior. She's been in Livonia at another location forever hasn't she? Seems strange to be caring about it now unless that other body rub place that opened that used to be in Belleville has put everything on the radar. Can't beleive they picked Livonia of all places to open that one.

[Throtbngr]

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...ation/11836686 someone on here pissed her off LOL.

As the Joker would say.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKofnVkUwBA

LMAO.

[GotYaazz]

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...ation/11836686 someone on here pissed her off LOL.

She is pissed about the bad review about her on here. Who knows if what she said about that visit is even true. The funny thing is she creates her own drama, she goes from board to.

Board under the guise she is a man, so she can bash providers and say great things about her service. Flag her Backpage ad because it mentions USG. Stay away from this crazy hand ho. The cops will bust her eventually, and we do not need to be in the crossfire.

[BigSmalls69]

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...ation/11836686 someone on here pissed her off LOL.

[DetroitWill]

Had not seen her for a while and needed a great massage. Location has changed but same area. No extras period! A great massage however! Says she needs clients. Ad on CL. Still a very nice time.