Massage Parlor Reports

[WhiteSoxTom]

Have been seeing ads for this place for a while now so I thought I would give it a try. Not totally sure if this should go in the backpage section. They are located near Kimbal and Elston and have a very odd location.

They turned the managment office of an apartment buildinging into a spa. You have to call call ahead for appointments and they check your I'd and proof of employment on the first visit.

I saw Shae, who was extremely hot. She is around 25, and about 5'4" tall. She has dark hair and a great little body, real be's and a good attitude. She has lots of tattoos which I really like. She also has an innocent girl next door face. Service was overpriced, $. 60 for nude HR. Can feel her anywhere, and boy was she hot. Massage was OK, but not what I was there for. She layed next to me on the table and I had access to everything.

Besides the I'd check thing it was a great experience. I know there are cheaper options for that service, but overall a good time.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...air-24/9596820

[Bill R]

I've been to Green four times. Is more available?

[Magooski]

I won some cash on college FB and went to Palos to collect and drove by a place on Harlem. Don't know the name but it had dark windows and a neon sign. Normally I check the forum before I partake, but I was playing with house money. Walked in with no appointment and got a hh for. 5.

Place was clean girl was a 7 but no menu just self service. It got the job done but lesson learned. Always do your research.

It sounds like you went to Palos Massage on 127th st just west of Harlem. There are reports on the south suburb thread.

[Gfxchi]

Huh. I'd have thought she would hold out for a jury's decision. Settlement seems low, considering that she probably won't dare open another place again around here.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/l...908-story.html

Maybe some good will come from it and a few of the cops will be reassigned to more important things.

[Boone50]

I won some cash on college FB and went to Palos to collect and drove by a place on Harlem. Don't know the name but it had dark windows and a neon sign. Normally I check the forum before I partake, but I was playing with house money. Walked in with no appointment and got a hh for. 5.

Place was clean girl was a 7 but no menu just self service. It got the job done but lesson learned. Always do your research.

[Member #5121]

That may have been Tonja, if she was a short haired, skinny brunette who seems quiet. The heavier blonde could've been Natalie. If I'm correct, they both also work at Creative.

(Tonja isn't usually YMMV, so I could be wrong).

Bottle,

She was average skinny build, early 40's and shirt brown hair. Talked kind of funny, sounded muffled. I saw one other there she was heavier set blonde.

[Jcon51]

I spent way too long yesterday sitting in traffic tempted by the pics in the ad for City Spa. When I finally arrived, I was greeted by a mid 60's overweight beast who wouldn't have been attractive during the Carter administration, which was her prime.

Save yourself the bother gents. Ugh.

Jcon51.

[Nuru Lover]

What if fries came with it?

Can I get a milkshake instead, please?

While I'm getting my egg roll steamed?

[Northside Jim]

I don't do Chinese fries. Ahhahhaahahahah.

Ok, maybe an egg roll or some steamed rice then.

[Toosweet1975]

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ss-26/23352247

So close to home. Legit? What do you guys think? Pm me please if you know anything about this place.

Thank you in Advance.

[Vazooli]

I don't do Chinese fries. Ahhahhaahahahah.

If they're Chinese, then they would be "flies. " Haha.

[HandsomeDan]

Bottle,

She was average skinny build, early 40's and shirt brown hair. Talked kind of funny, sounded muffled. I saw one other there she was heavier set blonde.

Was she attractive? Did you get a look at the other talent there? I think the problem here is that you asked for her directly. What the best thing to do is simply ask who is available and then select. I think by asking for her directly, you might have scared her into thinking you are LE. I would try it again.

[Member #5121]

Agree with BottleRocket 100% on the tactics for Euros. The Asians are willing to play coy and eventually drop the act by whispering or giving hand signals. Not the Euro women. They will be cold as ice until they decide they want to play the game with you. Never ask for a name, only ask who is available at the time of your call. Be polite and generous with compliments. Don't bother talking about cash. Most Euros won't even ask for tips. They'll assume you'll leave at least 40-60 for HJ, but usually make you wait for a second session until they consider giving extras. Best case scenario? Find one you really like and work on her. If it's a sure thing you need every time, stick to AMP's. If you enjoy the art of the chase, hop over to the EMP board!

Was she attractive? Did you get a look at the other talent there? I think the problem here is that you asked for her directly. What the best thing to do is simply ask who is available and then select. I think by asking for her directly, you might have scared her into thinking you are LE. I would try it again.

[Zeuss]

Went there today and asked for Christina. Massage was mediocre at best. No HE. Waste of time and money. Maybe because it was my first time there, but I will probably not repeat.

FYI: NEVER EVER ask for a Euro lady by name unless you've seen her before.

[ApplePiePussy]

Went there today and asked for Christina. Massage was mediocre at best. No HE. Waste of time and money. Maybe because it was my first time there, but I will probably not repeat.

Was she attractive? Did you get a look at the other talent there? I think the problem here is that you asked for her directly. What the best thing to do is simply ask who is available and then select. I think by asking for her directly, you might have scared her into thinking you are LE. I would try it again.